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Education › Re: Question Of The Day For Genius Only. by MrCork: 7:17pm On Jul 11, 2015

Loveren:
Its on educational forum 4 crying out loud, this ur stvpiditary is not only legendary but ur follishness is heriditary.

CRACKHEAD...MAY I REMIND U THAT YOUR JUNK THREAD WAZ MOVE FROM ROMANCE TO EDUCATION SECTION THANKS TO ME..... u shuld hav been banned again...count yor belssin thanks to me!! undecided

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Education › Re: Question Of The Day For Genius Only. by MrCork: 7:14pm On Jul 11, 2015

..thank you our GREAT MOD ...Your the best!!!

Cc Ishilove!! ((((mwaaaaaah)))) kiss

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Education › Re: Question Of The Day For Genius Only. by MrCork: 7:10pm On Jul 11, 2015

Loveren:
i said 4 genius only, not for trolls and ignoramus like u, ur stvpidity is legendary.

...AND THAT GIVE U THE REASON TO POST JUNK ON ROMANCE SECTION?...U WASTE OF SPACE!!!!

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Romance › Re: He Is So Romantic by MrCork: 7:08pm On Jul 11, 2015

TRAPQUEEN1:
Is this not the sweetest thing ever? I miss you Dede . I don't know why people say African men are not romantic

He spoils me too much and it's not even my birthday

...see yor head like Electric coookar.....so juss because man buy u cake, u say hes romantic.. U been to london?...He cant buy u flower? (no ofeinse) angry

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Romance › Re: He Is So Romantic by MrCork: 7:05pm On Jul 11, 2015

TRAPQUEEN1:
Is this not the sweetest thing ever? I miss you Dede . I don't know why people say African men are not romantic

He spoils me too much and it's not even my birthday

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Education › Re: Question Of The Day For Genius Only. by MrCork: 7:03pm On Jul 11, 2015

Loveren:
1.QUESTION OF THE DAY!
If you get the answer
right, I swear you are a
super genius.
N200 Airtime for you!
A lady bought goods
worth ₦200 and paid
the shopkeeper with a
₦1000 Note.
The Shopkeeper had no
change on him so he went to another Shopkeeper John his
neighbour
and collected ₦1000
change in ₦200
denominations, with
which he settled the
lady and she left.
A little while later, John
came back angrily after
he discovered the
₦1000 note he was
given by the shopkeeper was fake, and demanded a replacement.
To avoid trouble, the
shopkeeper had to give
John another ₦1000 and
destroyed the
counterfeit which had
no real value.
So Question for the
genius...
How much has the
Shopkeeper lost in
total?

....WILL YOU MOVE YOUR JUNK REQUEST TO JOKE SECTION JOR......Romance section is for chasin women!!!

Cc Ishilove!!! (Pls do the needful ASAP)

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Politics › Re: Suicide Bomber Strikes In Chad Capital, Kils 10 by MrCork: 6:57pm On Jul 11, 2015

Axeurdaddy:
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/07/suicide-bomber-dressed-as-woman-kills-10-in-chad-capital-police/

...BUY WHY THE HELL R MUSLIM WOMENS ALL WAYS WEARIN BOKA IN 2015?....WHY..WHY WHY...WHA THE FUK??... I HAV NOTIN AGAINST MUSLIM PEOPLE BUT WILL ALL WAYS TELL PEOPLE TO STAY FAR FAR FAR FAR FAR FAR FAR FAR FAR FAR FAR FAR FAR AWAY FROM MUSLIM COZ THEY ALL THE SAME & CAN NEVAR BE TRUSST!! ((((FREEDOM OF SPEEECH & EXPESSSSION)))).. no ofeinse!!! angry

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Nairaland General › Re: I Am Not Happy by MrCork: 6:51pm On Jul 11, 2015

sullivans:
pls help me

... **SELF SERVICE** ...the only way!!! wink

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Romance › Re: Ladies..Could Or Would You Date Guys Who Wear Traditional Cloths?,Serrriously!! by MrCork(op): 6:05pm On Jul 11, 2015

lagmostkuit:
Why are u looking 4 mature contributions all of a sudden?

Btw, what has traditional wear got to do with tribal mark?

...r u from the village? undecided

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Romance › Re: LMAO When The White Guy Wants To Jilt His Nigerian Girlfriend ( Photo) by MrCork: 12:17am On Jul 11, 2015

halfrica:
Bleep off and get a life u just want to be noticed enjoy ur fame and shame
An adult dat lacks maturity

...SWEERY U BIN CUSSIN EVERYBORY SINCE MONDAY...... DONT HAV ELECTRICITY AT HOME?... GOTO BED FOR GODS SAKE!!! (no ofeense) embarassed

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Romance › Re: LMAO When The White Guy Wants To Jilt His Nigerian Girlfriend ( Photo) by MrCork: 6:32pm On Jul 10, 2015

MarieSucre:
You talk way too much! Where is the evidence? You in the picture?

....ok THEN, hangon a minute! angry

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: SAFARIGIRL: The Tell-all by MrCork: 6:17pm On Jul 10, 2015

safarigirl:
Hey guys

So, I got this idea bout a week ago to have something of a tell-all, which is basically, people asking me whatever they want to know about me on here and me telling....

This idea came cuz seanborn asked for an interview, so I thought, why not just answer everyone? ....well, everyone who gives a shiiit that is. Consulted some people, asked diarylanders and they thought it was a good idea....

So, I opened this thread on this section for exactly that cuz oddly enough, my profile says this is where I visit the most ....

So, yeah, any questions guys? Haters, admirers, lovers and people who don't give a phuck are welcome
This ish runs throughout the weekend, Nd I ain't telling nothing after

Take it easy btw

....are u loookin for husssband? undecided

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Romance › Re: LMAO When The White Guy Wants To Jilt His Nigerian Girlfriend ( Photo) by MrCork: 5:50pm On Jul 10, 2015

MarieSucre:
Where are you in the picture? This might as well have been pulled off Google search. Pls I need evidence of ownership.

...cant belif she realy askin me to provide evidence of ownership on the internet?...do I no u from adams?.....I really wanna slap yor face...serrrriously!......now u see the exact reason no body dates u Nigerian females.. 419 Fraud starts!! (REAL TALK) angry

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Romance › Re: LMAO When The White Guy Wants To Jilt His Nigerian Girlfriend ( Photo) by MrCork: 5:48pm On Jul 10, 2015

MarieSucre:
Where are you in the picture? This might as well have been pulled off Google search. Pls I need evidence of ownership.

...ok..hangon..I will show u my Bank account statement, My passport & birth certificate..... YOU 419 CRACKHEAD....so u serrriously expet me to show u documents?...sweeeery..plis don't make me pulllout my 17inches loooong *kondo* & double slap yor Ghana face wit it.. such a dumb GOAT!!! (no ooofeinse) angry

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Romance › Re: LMAO When The White Guy Wants To Jilt His Nigerian Girlfriend ( Photo) by MrCork: 5:26pm On Jul 10, 2015

MarieSucre:
its 5:23pm. on the 10th of July 2015. Don't keep me waiting.

..

THER U GO...

.PLIS ALLOW ME TO INTRODUSE U TO THE MY FIRST.. MY LAST... MY EVERY TINGS......**SWEEET MONA a.k.a Sweet Beast of London Pekam!!** wink

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Romance › Re: LMAO When The White Guy Wants To Jilt His Nigerian Girlfriend ( Photo) by MrCork: 5:19pm On Jul 10, 2015

MarieSucre:
Picture please?

...OK ONE SEC...am goin to the garage to pullit out...lukily for u, am juss on ma way out...one sec..hangon! wink

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Romance › Re: LMAO When The White Guy Wants To Jilt His Nigerian Girlfriend ( Photo) by MrCork: 5:14pm On Jul 10, 2015

MarieSucre:
Dude quit the verbal diarrhea and post the pixs or ADONBILIVIT!

...sweeery may i remind u that i drive £28,000(Cash) Range rover spot ...truss me...if u see it..U will defanately fall in love with mee (TRUE STORY) undecided

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Romance › Re: LMAO When The White Guy Wants To Jilt His Nigerian Girlfriend ( Photo) by MrCork: 4:35pm On Jul 10, 2015

halfrica:
Oya sorry Mr Cork. I will act like a lady stop cussin people like a village girl.

...ok hon...apology accepted ....am glad I made changes.... cheers!!

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Romance › Re: LMAO When The White Guy Wants To Jilt His Nigerian Girlfriend ( Photo) by MrCork: 4:31pm On Jul 10, 2015

halfrica:
Ask irunmola by donating ur sense as d sacrifice

..sweeery I apologice...lets juss kiss , make up & fuk when I arrive in Nigeria in 3 week...I will buy u Chicken & Super Malt.. deal?? wink

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Romance › Re: LMAO When The White Guy Wants To Jilt His Nigerian Girlfriend ( Photo) by MrCork: 4:22pm On Jul 10, 2015

halfrica:
Ask irunmola by donating ur sense as d sacrifice
*shd av passed u out as menstral cycle*
Dont mention me again

^^^BORED HOUSE WIFE.....even if no one mentions u..u are so bored u must appear like bacteria on the thread?...U like thatkinda toilet $hit somebody is tryn to flush but wudunt go away... I lie? undecided

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 4:17pm On Jul 10, 2015

...wher the beauriful chicks at?...Missclassy, LadyBoss...WHER U AT? HOLLA AT YOR BOY...I need some lovin!! cheesy

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Romance › Re: LMAO When The White Guy Wants To Jilt His Nigerian Girlfriend ( Photo) by MrCork: 4:13pm On Jul 10, 2015

halfrica:
I will rada fu ck my sef dan fu ck u

...are u disable? ...disable people fuk them sef!(no ofoeinse) undecided

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 4:12pm On Jul 10, 2015

...ok..any nice chick on this thread...I feel like toastin....LADIES...WHER U AT?..COME HEAR!!!!

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Romance › Re: LMAO When The White Guy Wants To Jilt His Nigerian Girlfriend ( Photo) by MrCork: 4:10pm On Jul 10, 2015

halfrica:
Corkey u are a disgrace evn to stupid people

..sweery I no u wanna fuk me....it just aint gooono happen!!! undecided

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Romance › Re: LMAO When The White Guy Wants To Jilt His Nigerian Girlfriend ( Photo) by MrCork: 4:00pm On Jul 10, 2015

halfrica:
Do u kno me ow do u kno dat or whr u brought up by sango and oya cos last time i checked
*sincere and parental love is missing in ur life*

Guys...,.hav any one notise thise 2 blak females (MarieSucre andhalfrica) tryn to derail the thread wit dumb comments......they r not wifey materials and this is the EXACT reason whey every man prefas the beauriful lovely natural white female I lie? undecided

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Romance › Re: LMAO When The White Guy Wants To Jilt His Nigerian Girlfriend ( Photo) by MrCork: 3:55pm On Jul 10, 2015

halfrica:
Do u kno me ow do u kno dat or whr u brought up by sango and oya cos last time i checked
*sincere and parental love is missing in ur life*

...nairaland is the only place u can get atension ..u no big boys like me wud never talk to blak girl like u...4real.....I bet u will be on this thread until Christmas to get attension.. I lie? undecided

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Romance › Re: LMAO When The White Guy Wants To Jilt His Nigerian Girlfriend ( Photo) by MrCork: 3:52pm On Jul 10, 2015

MarieSucre:
This is the silliest thing I have ever read. I swear down. Who are those liking and Sharing this sef? Enough of your boasting. Pls provide a a picture of you in your jalopy in shitsville UK or forever remain silent.

..ok sweeery..since u ask..did I mention I drives £28,000(Cash) Range rover Spot & am from London Pekam...that usua;y means u not on ma level which nomaly mean u not on ma level since u not a white woman.....Ma advise...JUSS GO BAK TO BED!!! (no oofeinse) angry

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Romance › Re: LMAO When The White Guy Wants To Jilt His Nigerian Girlfriend ( Photo) by MrCork: 3:39pm On Jul 10, 2015

halfrica:
Yes just d way we will both agree dat ur head is missing *a brain*
Honey u need a life
Buy one ova dere in landan
Av a good time kissing fake ass from white girls

...do u hav real hair?.no..r u lightskin..no...do u hava man?.no...r u ok?no...does any guy on nairaland want u ?.no

..SWEERY JUSS GO AWAY!!(no ofeense) embarassed

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Romance › Re: LMAO When The White Guy Wants To Jilt His Nigerian Girlfriend ( Photo) by MrCork: 3:19pm On Jul 10, 2015

halfrica:
no am actually looking for who to employ
Somebody like u so i can upgrade ur status from 28 wateva to 32 u gona love it *stalker*

...me?..a whole londoner?..stalkin u of all people?..a Homebase Nigeria girl wit tribal ...sweery I don't mean to sound rudes but can we both agree yor head is not correct? .. Goat! (no ofeense) undecided

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Romance › Re: LMAO When The White Guy Wants To Jilt His Nigerian Girlfriend ( Photo) by MrCork: 1:27pm On Jul 10, 2015

halfrica:
No one shd mention my name on this thread again please please and please if u are irritated by me keep it to ur sef
*am not adding any value to ur lives and u are not adding too to my life*
*out of the thread to focus on my business*
I love u all

...SWEEERY BUT HOW DO U EXPET TO FIND MAN ON NAIRALAND WHEN OUTTER 24 HOUR..U SPEND 23 HOUR ON NAIRAND? (no oooofeinse). undecided

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