₦airaland Forum

Johnnoah1st:
LET TALK TRUE MRCORK , WITH DAT WOOING LINE DONT U TINK UR GIRL WE LEAVE U WITH UR RANGE ROVER AND COME AND MARRY ME WITHOUT DOUBTING FOR A SECONDS?

...hav u noticed yor dumb thread still strugulliin on page 0??....its simole means u a CRACKHEAD no one will evea talke serrrious.. Am out!!!! (no oofeine)

Johnnoah1st:
do u wanna learn tricks 4rm me? dont be shy and i mit post toasting line 4 u dat we help u get a girlfriend cus i knw u dont have any. (no offence)

...YEs I wud if yor head waz correct...right now? ..thers somtin misssin up stairs!! (no oofeinse)

Johnnoah1st:
i eairlier create a thread 4 how to woo a lady among her friends, but now let talks about different wooing tricks 4 amateur like me and other amateur on dis forum to learn. i.e
woing a girl in market
in a church
on d road
wooing a girl in front of her boyfriend e.t.c
4 me dis is my little punch line dat work 4 all,
ME: hello baby
GIRL: hi
ME: baby am dangote's son i live in a yatch and got my own ferrari with over $1billion in my account pls can u marry me?
GIRL: o baby have already be dreaming dat u will be my boyfriend but i dont kwn i we meet u today, my love i love u.
{lol} dats how i use my own line and its work like magic, pls SHARE urs
CC: LUEDAVE , BOBOLIL , E.T.C

....ermm bro..did someone add crack & weed to yor breakfast? (no ofeense)

vosquare:
You and your wife/girl got involved in a heated argument in the morning shortly before you go to work
You arrived home in the evening after a hard days work and met these upon entering the bathroom. What will you do?
How will u react?

...ok..so u cool computers in toilet bowl?....abi? U dont hav friedge at home?.. Dyammm..u Homebase people mennn! (no ofeense)

sandrannna:
No jokes. Fine guys, post ur best picture. U r allowed to use make-up, u r allowed to paint ur picture with pic mix and d likes. D guy with d finest picture will have the opportunity of going on a date with sandrannna.

,,,sandrannna ,,,STOP LOGGGIN AS A FEMALE ON NAIRALAND ....YOU DOIN A GREAT JOB MAKIN YORSEF LOOK MORE FOOOLISH!!!!!! (no oofeinse)

sandrannna:
If u cannot upload ur picture, don't ever mention me again. Ugly girl.

Missclassy....sandrannna is a MALE...DO NOT BE FOOLED....The eddddddiot is havin fun at other peoples expense!!

..OK....its all most 12am Ladies...can we talk about pre-intimacy? ... Pls keep this topic clean!!

sandrannna:
What's wrong with you?

sandrannna <<<<<<<<< MALE!!!! ( WHO THA F***** DO U TINK YOR DESIVIN ON NAIRALAND??

sandrannna:
No jokes. Fine guys, post ur best picture. U r allowed to use make-up, u r allowed to paint ur picture with pic mix and d likes. D guy with d finest picture will have the opportunity of going on a date with sandrannna.

sandrannna<<<<<<<<< MALE!!!! ..... when the hell will some guys STOP logginin as females?? .... WHO THE HELL DO U THINK YOR DESIVIN ??

AgapeCharis:
[color=#27408B]Corky Corky. How are you?[/color]

...hurngry actualy... juss chiilin & drinkin corn flakes!

NoobSaibott:
I have been with my bae for almost 2 years now. Our first anniversary was in december. It was so fun. She a very sexy girl. A girl a lot of guys would die for. Now the problem is that I love her 100%, but she's exhibiting a trait I doubt so much about her. Her smile is cute and all, and can stop a bullet, but then, I've never heard her fart!

I mean, is she for real? What living human doesn't fart? I purposely made her eat beans twice one day, to test her myself. She didn't fart. Ok, she did, but I didn't count it as a fart, because when she farted, it was a bit loud and all that, but her fart didn't smell. Like, how possible is that? Is she for real? Do I break up with her?

....is she lightskin?

AgapeCharis:
[color=#27408B]Sleekyshuga should just be pretending she hasn't seen me sha. [/color]

...hello CRACKHEAD, how r u sir......wher is yor cousins: Sweetorgasm & Dhaaray?

...yea I go to skoool too...London skool of piloting!!!

VictoriaBee:
Yes, we resumed on Monday.

..Night Skoool?? ...kaiiiii...this chick can lie!!

VictoriaBee:
Corky, I'm gone. I av got books to read. (Real talk)

...u can read?..how?..didnt I juss tell u people??...u catch them out....NEXT TING...they run away!!!

VictoriaBee:
Are you saying there's no light-skin babe in Nigeria?
You are right, because i'm the only one.

...sweery...juss loookat the lightskin female on the Romance Section homepage.....Yea Ma niggggga...that's the kinda mammy that wud make me come back home & marry...TRUSS ME!!

MrsChima:
She's ain't yours.

Loooookhear MRS CHIMA...again ...I don't want no baby from u or anbory.....I juss wanna hit it...or is that too much to ask?

VictoriaBee:
Are you saying there's no light-skin babe in Nigeria?
You are right, because i'm the only one.

...sweeery...That Nigeria place is like Ghana, Uganda, Gambia, Togo, MALI, SOMALI, Niaja Republic, River Nile & them, places......U people lack lightskin fremales......the only time I saw lightskin females when arrive in Nigeria in April waz on MTV...and they wer all Jamaicans!!

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LadyBoss1:
Vicky over to u
Cuz theres no convincing corky here

..TOO LATE.....Victoria Bee juss ran away...Lagos girls usualy run away when u catch them out...BUSTED!!

LadyBoss1:
Lol kondo -- is dat the new word for it

..ok then since u ask..mine is only 17inches looooooooong!! (REAL TALK)

LadyBoss1:
Hehehe dats vicky lol u like looking for her trouble

..Sweeery..Victoria Bee is usin a preeety face on her profile to try to improve her status...Homebase females are NEVER as preeeety as that picture coz they juss DO NOT LOOOKLIKE THAT....SHE JUSS GOT BUSTED!!!

slytubadth:
hope u dont mind me calling u goat mrcock?.

...bro, you hav a future coz u sound like a Great CRACKHEAD anyways..we like CRACKHEADS. Well come CRACKHEAD!

VictoriaBee:
I am light-skin and light-skinned ladies all the way.

...u r lightskin how?...where??....who is the preeety lightskin babe in yor profile coz THAT IS DEFENATELY NOT U.....serrrriously....muss u homebase chicks all ways deceive us with fake pictures ova & ova again & again everyday & every week?..serrrriously!

LadyBoss1:
Lol oga cork .. Hows our range

...ermm sweeery plis pli plis...change yor picture.... ...our *Kondo* keeps standin up!!!! (no oofeinse)

misssclassy:
[color=#000050]Your behavior is becoming annoying. You are not thinking straight anymore.

I hope you are not letting mrschima get to you?[/color]

...hello sweeery how r u..plis...is that Togolian girl from Togo called *Victoria bee* disturbin u by any chance?

VictoriaBee:
I am so foinneee!

...huh?...fine how? where??...swerrry u aint fine!!!! (no ooofeinse)

slytubadth:
lol...yeah u did. Goat! no (offennse)

...cool.....so u don't mind if we calli u eeeeeediAt or edddddddi0t??....ok.. Hello eeeeeediat? how r u today?.... eddddiotick? ..juss askin!!

LadyBoss1:
Sleekyshuga how nau

^^^^^kaiiiiii.. yummy yummy... SEE NYANSH!!!!!

MrsChima:
baby girl!

..u juss had baby girl again? ...WOW....Mrs Chima...Wha the heck!!! (no ofeinse)

Truckpusher:
Why are you always attacking people?

..who? me? bro when did I eva attack anybody?

slytubadth:
see your mouth like loneliness. dont you call for the mod at times

...DID I CALL THEM WITYOR PHONE?.....eeeeeeEEEEEDIOOOTTTT BOY!!!! (no oofennse)

dareporta:
cc Lalasticlala , Ishilove , Royalroy , Seun

^^^desperately tryn to derail thread for no reason....this boy is clarly sick!! (no ofeense)