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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 7:19pm On Jun 30, 2015

redgem:
Oh!!! Now I get you

Pictures or I won't believe you

...sweeery I swaaar...would I lie to you?....11 nairaland females hav all ready tasted it.....7 in 2013 and 4 in 2012.... I kid you not (TRUSS ME) wink

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 7:13pm On Jun 30, 2015

redgem:
What kind of bottle uses such cork?

see yor head like tumbular.....didn't I juss say ma kondo is 17inches looooooooooong?......wha has bottle gots to do wit notin? THIS GHANA CHICKS MENNNNNNN!! undecided

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 7:06pm On Jun 30, 2015

redgem:
Corks are everywhere, why should I order and what's so special about yours?

..17inches loooooooooooooong.....sweeery u can get that anywear...truss me!!! (REAL TALK) angry

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 7:01pm On Jun 30, 2015

redgem:
So, you store corks?

why?..u wanna buy my cork abi?...u naughty chick...anyways, u will hav to order it!!!!

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 6:59pm On Jun 30, 2015

...hmmm LAdyBoss...suddenly...Rokiatu,s seexxy curvy booty disapperd and suddenly... yor sexxxy boooory took over.....hmm, I suspect fowl play..WHAT DID U DO TO OUR SEXXXY ROKIATU? angry

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 6:56pm On Jun 30, 2015

redgem:
Mrcork what says the c0ckkk?

Kaiiiii....STOP AKIN ABOUT MY C0rK......its for Private use only!! angry

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 6:51pm On Jun 30, 2015

...anyways...wher ma lightskin chicks at??...ladyboss, Redgem, NNeka123, CHiam55, Dechandel, DrAIfy, Angieberry, Missclassy, Mrs (Stressful ) Chima & others...... I need real some real lovin...QUICK!!! tongue

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 6:48pm On Jun 30, 2015

piicity:
WHAT IS THE USE AND THE MEANING OF Iamlegen01

...bro that boy, IamLEGEND1, is a known CRACKHEAD on nairaland for derailin threads ...unemployd guy callin him sef a Legend?....his head needs urgent battery replacement (REAL TALK) grin

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Romance › Re: Why This? by MrCork: 6:38pm On Jun 30, 2015

Jollyjoy:
easy dearie!

sweery...serrriously... I juss wanna pull out ma 17inches loooong *kondo* and slap IamLEGEND1,s face wit it.....twice!! angry

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 6:36pm On Jun 30, 2015

IamLEGEND1 <<<<<<<< OFICIALLY CERTIFIED CRACKHEAD......5TH MEMBER......NAIRALANDERS, PLIS TAK NOTE!!! (no ooofeinse) undecided

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Romance › Re: Why This? by MrCork: 6:30pm On Jun 30, 2015

IamLEGEND1:
pls no mention me again

abeg.

GET LOST B!TCH A**zZZ CRACKHEAD!!! angry

Romance › Re: Why This? by MrCork: 6:14pm On Jun 30, 2015

Jollyjoy:
lolz! Londoner with baggy jeans. Sowi, check the poster below me.

check posta below you??....honey are u fletin wit me again? wink

Romance › Re: Why This? by MrCork: 6:13pm On Jun 30, 2015

IamLEGEND1:
jollyjoy, na ur choice oh!!!

if u like,u fit put urself for turbo mode.

but heed these words my child, for they are words of wisdom.

wen mrcöck strips down to his nothingness and u see his böobs taped to his stomach, na den u go try kick ur escape mode into overdrive. but it might be too late my child.

STOP DERAILIN THE THREAD!!!!

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Romance › Re: The Truth About Lightskin Females! by MrCork(op): 6:12pm On Jun 30, 2015

Ubyj:
u flirt with your neighbor's wife . Dats a good start.

..yeaa...My neibour is white & married to one of the sexxxiest dakskin women I ever seen in my life though... she is from Gambia...I juss hope am not in love coz I kinda like her a lot..sometimes I purrposely leave my keys outside so she can come knock my door sayn I forgot ma keys outside....dyamm shegots azzzzz (TRUE STORY). Any excuse to talk, I talk! wink

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Romance › Re: Why This? by MrCork: 6:04pm On Jun 30, 2015

Jollyjoy:
Of late i have been wondering why people open differen account, and why many guys here actually hide behind female monikers, considering the fact that guys may still find out if they pmed u. So why this actually? Or is it part of the fun?

....anyways...ls ignore the CRACKHEAD called IamLEGEND1....u kinda preeety though & I will be arriving in NIgeria in late July....Pls put yor sef on stand by. I will be needin a tourist guide! wink

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Romance › Re: Why This? by MrCork: 6:02pm On Jun 30, 2015

Jollyjoy:
nt the mrcork i knw.

..sweeery pls be aware that IamLEGEND1 is a confused CRACKHEAD...am sure u already aware though..juss sayn!!!

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 5:35pm On Jun 30, 2015

...OK...ANY CHICKS IN THE ROOM...I FEEEL LIKE TALKIN TO A CHICK.......CHICKS ONLY PLEASE!!! angry

Romance › Re: Describe Your Current Relationship Status In 3 Words Or A Song Title by MrCork: 5:31pm On Jun 30, 2015

[quote author=IamLEGEND1 post=35330116][/quote]...BRO...TINK TINK TINK, U HAV A BRAIN...CORRECT?....HOW COMES PEOPLE HARDLY RESPOND TO YOR DUMB THREADS...NEVER GOES UP TO PAGE ONE?,.,... DONT U GET THE MESSAGE? DUMB DUMB (no ofeinse) undecided

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Family › Re: Hilariously Inappropriate Spelling Mistakes By Kids (pics). by MrCork: 5:26pm On Jun 30, 2015*

[quote author=IamLEGEND1 post=34189243][/quote]...OH NOT AGAIN.....BRO KINDLY MOVE YOR GLAMKONISTICK DUMB THREAD TO JOKE SECTION JOR.......ROMANCE SECTION IS FOR CHASSIN FEMALES!!!!! angry

Cs Ishilove!!!!

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Romance › Re: Describe Your Current Relationship Status In 3 Words Or A Song Title by MrCork: 5:24pm On Jun 30, 2015

IamLEGEND1:
Try to be as creative as you can with your words.(just 3,remember).

since it is only proper for me to kickstart the whole thing with my own situation.

IN A SONG TITLE: " i liked u better b4 i knew u so well"

IN THREE WORDS: BLUE-BALLS APLENTY

&^^^^U muss wonda people hardly respond to yor dumb threads....never more than a page...U DUMBEST CRACKHEAD ON NAIRALAND!!! grin

Romance › Re: Can You Date Preety Females With Tribal Mark? by MrCork(op): 5:16pm On Jun 30, 2015

IamLEGEND1:
abeg tell d stupìd thing.

incoherent & barely-comprehensive sentences everywhere

^^^^^Bein a CRACKHEAD is never a bad ting...serrioussly....hopely he will act normall before CHritsmas!!....dyammm I love this CRACKHEADS!!! grin

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Romance › Re: Can You Date Preety Females With Tribal Mark? by MrCork(op): 5:13pm On Jun 30, 2015

IamLEGEND1:
nobody go contribute.

if e pain you.

#GoFuckYourselfWithIronSponge

^^^^CRACKHEAD tryn so had wit no luck to derail threads.........We jusss withnessin the same old life story of a known Nairaland CRACKHEAD!! grin

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Romance › Re: Can You Date Preety Females With Tribal Mark? by MrCork(op): 5:11pm On Jun 30, 2015

...anyways, bak to the serrrrious thread.....Ladies, so how do u feel when guys approach u wit yor tribal mark??..... do u feel on top of the moon or its a normal thing from those homebase guys? ...plis advise nicely without swaaarin!

Romance › Re: Can You Date Preety Females With Tribal Mark? by MrCork(op): 5:09pm On Jun 30, 2015

IamLEGEND1 & Captainswag225 <<<<<<< Two known CRACKHEADS tryn to derail our thread by any means neseeseary.... Try Harder CRACKHEADS...plis....keep tryn!! grin

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Romance › Re: Can You Date Preety Females With Tribal Mark? by MrCork(op): 5:06pm On Jun 30, 2015

Captainswag225:
take that money to school and better your grammar

^^^^Tell that to yor Homebase local Nigerian heros: JAY JAY Okosha, P Sqaure & Kanu Nwankwo... fool! wink

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Romance › Re: Can You Date Preety Females With Tribal Mark? by MrCork(op): 4:59pm On Jun 30, 2015

...anyways bak to our serrrious thread...how do u Homebase guys cope datin those Homebase preety females wit tribal mark?.....wit wot/ how do u impress them?

..MATURE CONTRIBUTION PLIS

Romance › Re: Can You Date Preety Females With Tribal Mark? by MrCork(op): 4:56pm On Jun 30, 2015

IamLEGEND1:
d guy just too mumu.

spitting nonsęnse but he dey think say he dey talk reasonable tin.And the spellings? d
oh GAWD!!!!

Dont get me started about the guy's spelling.

....spellin yea?...bro be nice to me... I can pay yor salary for a year & feed u....pounds sterling,ma nigggga!! (REAL TALK) wink

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Romance › Re: Can You Date Preety Females With Tribal Mark? by MrCork(op): 3:27pm On Jun 30, 2015

...and for the record..this thread as notin to do wit lightskin or dakskin females wit tribal mark....its about any preeety female wit tribal mark....so pliss ...don't stress me with more ganbrancologostick questions!!! angry

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Romance › Re: Can You Date Preety Females With Tribal Mark? by MrCork(op): 3:25pm On Jun 30, 2015

guntranno:
I'd like to believe you are a Nigerian... If so, I think you can answer the previously asked questions. If not, then let it pass

..yea sweer...am a London base Nigerian but don't loookit..people say I look Jamo (Jaimacan) juss becuz of my dreads...and about yor prevuioos question..yes I can marry a lady wit Tribal mrk only if she is good in bed...pirrriod....and yesI can design the fac of my daughter if she disrespect me. I don't see anytin wron in that.. Sweery are u good in bed?

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Romance › Re: Can You Date Preety Females With Tribal Mark? by MrCork(op): 2:53pm On Jun 30, 2015

guntranno:
Racist? Because of tribal marks?

Lemme ask you this: Can you marry a lady with marked face? Can you design the face of your daughter?

I'm only discouraging that habit of remaking the face and identity of a poor girl.

...sweeery...97% of the females ther in Nigeria hav tribal mark and guys still date them..... Females do not have tribal mark hear in London so I cannot relate to yor question... The thread is juss tryn to make us under stand the mind set of Guys who date them..and mind u...she she has tribal maark but can cover it wit makeup...the that's acceptable. As looong as we don't spot it.. I hav notin against u females wit tribal mark though! undecided

Romance › Re: Can You Date Preety Females With Tribal Mark? by MrCork(op): 2:37pm On Jun 30, 2015

guntranno:
You mean sey make my brother marry someone like this? or my boo cheat on me with this?

..so u discrieminate against females wit tribal mark?...sweery are u a racist?

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Romance › Re: Can You Date Preety Females With Tribal Mark? by MrCork(op): 2:35pm On Jun 30, 2015

IamLEGEND1:
abeg go learn how to spell b4 u mention me again.

I'M VERY SERIOUS............(it's gross)

yor like a bacteria... GO AWAY!!!!(no ofeinse) undecided

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