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Romance › Re: The Truth About Lightskin Females! by MrCork(op): 9:43pm On Jun 27, 2015
redgem:
Someone can't just get my moniker off his head...smh
angieberry...redgem & I are goono make babies soon...deal wit it & quit bein jelos!! undecided
Romance › Re: The Truth About Lightskin Females! by MrCork(op): 9:41pm On Jun 27, 2015
angieberry:
undecided truth hurts?
Who comes to nl to look for a man? You're telling us what you come here to do
Hediot cork kiss
..SWEERY U AINT LIGHTSKIN & WE DONT WANT U.... PLIS GO & HARASSS ANOTHER THREAD! undecided
Romance › Re: The Truth About Lightskin Females! by MrCork(op): 9:39pm On Jun 27, 2015
angieberry:
undecided truth hurts?
Who comes to nl to look for a man? You're telling us what you come here to do
Hediot cork kiss
^^^all becuz she ain't lightskin...she decided to derail the thread...she didn't even enter top 50 most beautiful females of nairaland! embarassed
Romance › Re: The Truth About Lightskin Females! by MrCork(op): 9:28pm On Jun 27, 2015
angieberry:
She don't want you, you're just a stalker embarassed
(no ofenseses)
.. Hav u ever had a boyfriend in yor life?...no...carry on wit that foolish atitide & u will NEVER find man on nairaland..edddiot girl! smiley
Romance › Re: The Truth About Lightskin Females! by MrCork(op): 9:17pm On Jun 27, 2015
angieberry:
No, f00l. Don't flatter yourself cheesy
Look at that post closely. I modified it appropiately wink
..and if a fine chick like Redgem can honestly say she wants me..was stoppin u? smiley
Romance › Re: The Truth About Lightskin Females! by MrCork(op): 9:15pm On Jun 27, 2015
angieberry:
No, f00l. Don't flatter yourself cheesy
Look at that post closely. I modified it appropiately wink
..sweery..it wudunt hurt to say: .. **Mr Cork,I don't really love u but I fancy u like krazy**

...juss take s deep breath & sayit like u mennnnit!
wink
Romance › Re: The Truth About Lightskin Females! by MrCork(op): 8:37pm On Jun 27, 2015
angieberry:
Modified cool
^^^^ther u go..**she loves me**

....dyammmmm am the real deal...truss me I gats lyrics!
wink
Romance › Re: The Truth About Lightskin Females! by MrCork(op): 8:19pm On Jun 27, 2015
angieberry:
Lmao cheesy
Mr cork, you're a nutcase (no ofensese)
But I still don't like you angry sad
0000oooo yessss youuuu dooooo... U no u love me but if u deny it again..i will pullout my 17inches looooooong *kondo* & slap yor face wit it! wink
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 8:14pm On Jun 27, 2015
nigerianium:

Corky Joe!grin Let me not argue with a Londoner!grin
...please leave ma victoria bee alone...the chick is love wit me & only me... I beg! undecided
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 8:12pm On Jun 27, 2015
nigerianium:

I wish I could even sing.sad
...then quit moaning about victoria bee & shut the f*** up.....she not respondin to yor comments simply means she placed u on ignore button...GIVE UP & CHANGE THE TOPIC GEDEMMMIT!! (no ofeense) angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 8:07pm On Jun 27, 2015
nigerianium:

You are a lesbian! Lesbianism is rampant in GIRLS-ONLY SCHOOLS.grin The statistics are there to prove it.
You kiss, ogle and call each other pet names like "my love" and "sweetheart"...even on social media. Then you hide beneath the cloak of feminism. Well, we can see through it.cheesy

You and your ilk support same-sex relationships. There are countless threads on which you've aired your views to support lesbianism.

VICTORIABEE, YOU ARE A LESBIAN! STOP HIDING BEHIND FEMINISM!
^^^^side effect of rejection from victoria bee....bro giv up....u soundin like a Nigeria idol reject!!(no ofeense) embarassed
Car Talk › Re: Revealed: The True Love Of My Life:**Sweet Mona** ((pictures)) by MrCork(op): 8:04pm On Jun 27, 2015
Suchie:
Am in london am in london as if there is anything big happening in london,Go sit yur butt somewhere.
Lol,yu talk too much,and yu make a whole lot of noise.Keep hatin for wat.Yu are in London and am in the United states...a citizen and am hating.Stop making noise abeg.Drop yur number and i will call yu with my number lets prove it.Stop all this empty noises yu are making.Anyway yu are in Haïti not even naija.Asshole.
you poverty stricken pervert.

I have been reading all yur post,watta d 4uck do yu think london is.Why insultin dark skinned women and naija men,there are people from rich families and yu dnt even hear their voices here.You claimed you are in London and you dnt behave like one.Fools like you once they travel they think all other people back home are poor.People like you dnt even have papers in yur so called London.You are driving a range rover huh so wats the bleep thing about it.You never pay cash to buy that car you are financing it.So pls stop all this childish behaviours and face yur Security work in yur London ...Shikena.......

Go back to school...No offence
...SARAH...IS IT MY FAULT U CANT AFORD A RANGE?..IS IT MY FAULT U NEVAR BEEN TO LONDON?..IS IT MY FAULT U DONT HA MOINEY?...IS IT MY FAULT U CANT FIND WOMAN ON NIARALAND?...IS IT MY FAULT NOBORY NO U?..IS IT MY FAULT U R FRUSTRATEED?

...bro I don't mean to sound rude but yor head clarly needs battery replacement!! (no ofeense)
undecided
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 7:52pm On Jun 27, 2015
VictoriaBee:
A man needs me.
...mechanic? undecided
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 7:50pm On Jun 27, 2015
nigerianium:

I do not send PMs and I'd never. I've read too many detailed fallouts here to consider any.smiley

Anyone who commands the attention of the opposite sex offline would never resort to hitting on them online.smiley
..STORY...VICTORIA BEE REJECTED YOU....DEAL WIT IT!!!(no ofeense) angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 7:46pm On Jun 27, 2015
VictoriaBee:
I don't need a man on Nairaland.
..LOOKHEAR SWEERY...IF U LIE AGAIN ehhh...I WILL PULL OUT MA 17inches LOOOOOONG *KONDO* & SLAP YOR FACE WIT IT..... OOOOoooo yes u nid man. stop lyin!! angry
Romance › Re: The Truth About Lightskin Females! by MrCork(op): 7:43pm On Jun 27, 2015
angieberry:
angry angry
...ok sweery since u ask again...did I mention am from Pekam London & I drive £28,000(cash) range rover spot wit ssoleto hand made alloy wills! wink
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 7:37pm On Jun 27, 2015
nigerianium:
[b]
Even Jada Fire, Pinkie, Eminem, Elton John and Bruce Caitlyn Jenner pretended to be straight and flaunted their relationships with the opposite sex in the PUBLIC ARENA to DISSUADE RUMOURS until their madness (homophilia) EVENTUALLY got the better of them.grin

You are a lesbian, Victoriabee. You attended A GIRLS ONLY SCHOOL,didn't you?wink

Trying hard by posting pictures of men in bed with you and gobbling dìcks still wouldn't save you. You are cursed to live your homøsexual life of giving and accepting cunnilingus.

Your mentor, MrsChima, is positively disposed to homosexuality just like the other feminists. You and your ilk support HOMOSEXUALITY because you are LESBIANS BY HEART and active ones too.

Now ,Victoriabee, explain to us: apart from being a full-time 17-year old slut (A MINOR) who sucks various dìcks to quel rumours, HOW MANY GIRLS HAVE YOU SLEPT WITH, FÌNGER-bleeped, AND KISSED from your time in GIRLS ONLY SCHOOL till now?grin
[/b]
^^^^side effect of rejection from victoria bee.. ..bla bla bla..story Story story! undecided
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 7:33pm On Jun 27, 2015
VictoriaBee:
Ode!
. LADIES DO NOT SWAAAR.. gademmmit. ...and then u complain u cant find man on nairaland.. Goat! (no ofeense) undecided
Romance › Re: Can You Do This Guys by MrCork: 7:02pm On Jun 27, 2015
ugo41babe:
is there anything wrong in ur gf watching movies while u are washing plates. Guys can u do it.
...u don't hav dish washer?...BRO,GO BAK TO BED JOR!! angry
Romance › Re: The Truth About Lightskin Females! by MrCork(op): 5:59pm On Jun 27, 2015
angieberry:
Na, he ain't my spec. I'm just playing around wink
..really?..i drive a £28,000(cash) Range Rover spot & am not yor spec...abi?...can any of those yor Homebase mechanic lookin boy friends aford it?.. Goat!!(no ofeense) angry

..jacksparror0712...bro..dont mind the Ghana girl jor!!
undecided
Crime › Re: Nigerian Drug Smuggler Arrested In Delhi, India by MrCork: 5:55pm On Jun 27, 2015
dridowu:
http://news.yahoo.com/meghalaya-police-arrest-nigerian-drug-smuggler-delhi-183102859.html
...Nigerians will never learn....BUHARI SHUD BRINK BAK FIRING SQUAD angry
Romance › Re: Beauty Is In The Eye Of The Beholder .... How?? by MrCork(op): 5:48pm On Jun 27, 2015
gregzone:
[color=#F48700]Pay Mrcork no attention he's just a silly troll whose real moniker is popular and liked by many that's why he hasn't been banned yet.
Nice DP BTW, can't tell your complexion from it tho.[/color]
...dyammm.. Bro hav u been bleachin yor face be for Christmas?..serrriously...u nid to re-bleach!(no ofeense)

..this okoro guy really tookit dyamm far. Loookat his face? (pic)
embarassed
Sports › Re: 14 Rules Of Football When We Were Kids by MrCork: 4:34pm On Jun 27, 2015
stano2:
1. The fat kid was
always the
goalkeeper

2. The owner of the
ball decides who
plays.

3. Penalties
awarded only if
injured player curses
a lot.

4. The match only
ends when
everyone was tired.

5. No matter how
many goals you
score, the
winner will be
determined by the
last team to
score.

6. No referee and
lines men. You could
run with the ball even
behind the goal
post.

7. If you don't
participate in
repairing the ball
you were given a match
ban

8. If you're picked
last, you're a loser.

9. The guy who's
never picked was to
fetch the ball from the tree
when it got stuck,under the
car or tunnel to play in
the next game.

10. When the owner
of the ball gets
annoyed,
game over.

11. You were
allowed to change a
goalkeeper in
case of a penalty.

12. the most skillful
player get
automatic
selection.

13.Any shot over the head
of the goalkeeper is high
goal

14.Also if there was too much argument,
we will throw the ball in
the air, the team that
gets it continues with
the game.


*is it the different in your place
15: ...The most ressspected player on the field is usualy the guy from Abroad!!! ..(London) wink
Romance › Re: Beauty Is In The Eye Of The Beholder .... How?? by MrCork(op): 10:24pm On Jun 26, 2015
Mhizizzy:
U back again
I got banned cos of u
M gon ignore u today
Av fun wiv ur bleached gfs
^^^^she wants me!! wink
Romance › Re: Beauty Is In The Eye Of The Beholder .... How?? by MrCork(op): 10:23pm On Jun 26, 2015
gregzone:
undecided undecided [color=#F48700]Silly troll.[/color]
^^^bro...ermm no ofeinse to yor picture profile but u really really need to re-bleach the left portion of yor face.......serrrriously...too many ezema! (REAL TALK) embarassed
Romance › Re: The Truth About Lightskin Females! by MrCork(op): 8:41pm On Jun 26, 2015
angieberry:
I'm not done feeding you wink
...hangon...why did u remove yor picture profile? .. sweey do u realiazze am tryn to help u? undecided
Romance › Re: Beauty Is In The Eye Of The Beholder .... How?? by MrCork(op): 8:38pm On Jun 26, 2015
misscastle:
Silly person
...anyways back to the serrriosus thread...SWEERY..THE ONLY AY U CAN FIND HAPPYNESS IS U CHANE COLOR.....no man is gooono want u lookin like that.. Goat!(REAL TALK) angry
Romance › Re: Beauty Is In The Eye Of The Beholder .... How?? by MrCork(op): 8:36pm On Jun 26, 2015
gregzone:
[color=#F48700]Pay Mrcork no attention he's just a silly troll whose real moniker is popular and liked by many that's why he hasn't been banned yet.
Nice DP BTW, can't tell your complexion from it tho.[/color]
....bro no ofooense to yor picture profile & am not sayn u looklike road mechanic....but serrriously...do u go to night school? (no ofeinse) undecided
Romance › Re: The Truth About Lightskin Females! by MrCork(op): 7:46pm On Jun 26, 2015
....Ther u go...angieberry ran away!!!! grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Romance › Re: Beauty Is In The Eye Of The Beholder .... How?? by MrCork(op): 7:43pm On Jun 26, 2015
misscastle:
“ beaurifull"? Heck, I ain't “beaurifull".
^^^THER U GO...so is it too much to asku to change color to yellow?..so if a mechanic tells u: *MADAM, YOU LOOK LIKE BEYANSI*...I bet u be very happy.. I lie? undecided
Romance › Re: The Truth About Lightskin Females! by MrCork(op): 7:39pm On Jun 26, 2015
angieberry:
Cork, you're very silly and your brain ain't working properly...wait! You don't even have a brain! Thought I told you to get one before replying me? Pls try again and please be sensible this time!
OK then, since you inssist... LET ME RE-TYPE SLOWLY SO U CAN CATCH UP ...do u tink you are beauriful?...serrriously...be honest..from the bottom of yor heart, do u honestly tink u r beurifull?..PLS BE HONEST!!! smiley
Romance › Re: Beauty Is In The Eye Of The Beholder .... How?? by MrCork(op): 7:33pm On Jun 26, 2015
misscastle:
Whatevs.
..sweeery let me ask u one question....witout tryn to impress me...do u tink u r beaurifull??... serrriusly?...wot do u tink?do u honestly tink u r beauriful? PLS..BE HONEST!!! embarassed

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