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Poems For Review › Re: The Last Monkey In Idanre by MrCork: 3:53pm On Jun 28, 2015

generaliy07:
You handed us the money bails
Like the wilderness morning quails
For such freebies we verily crave
Though from such we couldn't save

We felt so high with special seeds
Indifferent to voices that calls it weed
Though such are the illegal breed
A special drill it made us feel

Hail Ceaser, the thrilling teaser
Nail the M*therf*cking stingy teachers
For giving endless reasons to be sober
In such seasons we'd rather visit strippers

We crucified those sons of Issachar
Sent afar the daughters of Deborah
Neither times nor direction matters
So we chased them beyond our borders

Thy shiny teeth as revealed in broad smiles
That sparkling golden glitters from several miles
The sweetest words from your oratory rivers long as Nile
Crafty accomplices of your deceitful styles

Like a spontaneous lightening, short and gone
Couldn't spell Jack till the season passed on
Like a de-feathered bird, you asked for our guns
From your pearly gates we were constantly shunned

Then comes the seasons again when you consider us kings
You brought us in, once more to drink
At your most revered table again we sing
To this merry moment you offer we cringe!

Then your position as King you regained
Throughout your reign, your promises you delayed
Your empty promises on the streets we relayed
Wretched we, not clueless as to why,though we were pained

Ilufemiloye, the master at deceit is here again to campaign
Little did he know this time the game has changed
The enlightened,last monkey in Idanre is no longer in chains
Smart ass ape, has full senses regained

No longer shall we chant your name while matchet-wielding
For now we've resorted to a much better living
The "Ipanle" in us with rage we got flinging
No more the war songs, songs of peace we're now singing

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This poem is dedicated to the repented ballot snatchers
To those who no longer cherish the life lived as gangsters

Though you once fought a war where you lost while the politicians gained
Haunted by shadows that lived in your past
A little decision to Change the man In the mirror, will set you free from the ugly scars

I love Y'all

Ilesanmi Iyanu Samuel

(C) Copyright 2015

(2BA60123)

Cc: Freeman (Please check this out, I look forward to your appreciation of this piece)

Cc: Ishilove Lalasticlala

..bro I don't gerrrit...u want to eat monkey?...u serrrious? undecided

Romance › Re: The Truth About Lightskin Females! by MrCork(op): 3:51pm On Jun 28, 2015

...You no wot?..I feel like celebratin the good news today so I will be buyn 3 cows for the whole Nairalanders:

*1 for me

*1 to be shared by all the only 7 beaurifull lightskin females on nairaland

*& then 1 to be shared among the remainin 7 million registers Nairaland users!

..I will do this when I arrive ther in Nigeria next month! wink

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 3:42pm On Jun 28, 2015

..WOW..Juss had a Great lunch at ma friends houese...RIce & con beef stew wit Boiled egg...we don't normally eat that kinda $hit u people eat down ther but for some reason I really really enjoy it!

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Romance › Re: The Truth About Lightskin Females! by MrCork(op): 3:34pm On Jun 28, 2015

Ubyj:
what's wrong with darkskinned girls

....anyways,bak to the thread before bein rudaly intarupted by that Afganistan Nigerian called Jollyjoy..... Sweeery which dakskin girl did u hate & why?

Romance › Re: The Truth About Lightskin Females! by MrCork(op): 3:32pm On Jun 28, 2015

Jollyjoy:
sex starved dude.

...sweery isit ma fault u ain't lightskin??...why r u hatin on lightskin females & why u keep tryn to derail the thread? . . Goat! ( no ofeensse) undecided

Romance › Re: The Truth About Lightskin Females! by MrCork(op): 3:25pm On Jun 28, 2015

Jollyjoy:
sex starved dude.

Romance › Re: The Truth About Lightskin Females! by MrCork(op): 2:33pm On Jun 28, 2015

Jollyjoy:
i swear u are a bush meat, gosh! What a baseles assertion? Am very sure u are high on weed. Londoneer with baggy jeans.

^^^^bored house wife!! embarassed

Romance › Re: The Truth About Lightskin Females! by MrCork(op): 1:26pm On Jun 28, 2015

Ubyj:

..wha did I do? undecided

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 12:51pm On Jun 28, 2015

LadyBoss1:
Ok let me see .. Like just flash it

..sweery but serrriously,am not gonno mention names & am not sayn Homebase guys look like mechanic but if Homebase guys like Gregzone,lamispaco or worst of all,sweetorgasm approaches fine lightskin babe like u....be honest..wudunt u tell them to : GET THE STEPPIN??...be honest! undecided

Romance › Re: The Truth About Lightskin Females! by MrCork(op): 12:17pm On Jun 28, 2015

redgem:
**kisses** ;O

..yeaaaa..now you talkin ma language!! wink

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 12:15pm On Jun 28, 2015

LadyBoss1:
Thats good i can finally see the face behind ur user

..Sweery,if u see me..truss me..u will fall in love.. last time I put up ma pic..one nairaland female said I MUST become her baby daddy by force or she marry me weather I like it or not..& then when i try to let her understand love is not only about ma good looks .. she said she dont givvva damm! (TRUE STORY) wink

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Romance › Re: The Truth About Lightskin Females! by MrCork(op): 12:06pm On Jun 28, 2015

redgem:
Aw!!! Thanks

..which thanks??...WHER IS MY KISS?? angry

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 12:03pm On Jun 28, 2015

LadyBoss1:
Lolz corky nah wah
So u gonna compete next yr?

...sweery I went to Nigeria 2month ago & truss me..Homebase guys look like Uganda break dancers. Serriously..ther swaaga was minus 0....its about time they see how we swaggit London style..which is y I muss contest...my £28,000(cash) range rover spot will do the talkin! wink

Romance › Re: The Truth About Lightskin Females! by MrCork(op): 11:58am On Jun 28, 2015

redgem:
Mrcork won't you wish me a happy b.day

Your birthday?....ok hear we go:

((((Singing))))

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO UUIUUU
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO UUUUUUUU...
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO REDGEMMMMM...
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO UUIUUUUUUIIIIU...

..MAY U FINALY CATCH ME SOMEDAY & MOVE TO THE NUMBER 1 SPOT AS THE WIFEY...AMEN! wink

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 11:53am On Jun 28, 2015

LadyBoss1:
Lol i know
Morning hope the ladies didnt stress u out last night at ur disco
U see new MR NL?

...New Mr nairaland?...sweery..i don't mean to so rude but all the contestants & the winner looklike Lagos roadside mechanic...can u belif 97% of them had tribal mark...if any of us London guys had contested....truss me...those mechanic lookin Homebase guys stand NO CHANCE IN HELL! (no ofeense) angry

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Romance › Re: The Truth About Lightskin Females! by MrCork(op): 11:48am On Jun 28, 2015

booqee:
bush pig!

^^^^ther u go..prooofs ma point...so agresive..no good morning,no hi,no hello,no hey sweery. No hiya mr cork..she juss atack like Somali pirate....this one clarly hav tribal mark! (no ofeense) embarassed

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 11:44am On Jun 28, 2015

LadyBoss1:
17 corky only u
How do u manage

...mornin babes...well as looong as u all r lightskin,I can mamage..u one of my first 5 though but remember...**ME STRONG LIKE BULL!!** wink

Romance › Re: The Truth About Lightskin Females! by MrCork(op): 11:41am On Jun 28, 2015

redgem:
Do you know why I'm replying your quotes?

I said to myself i'm just bored and Mrcork the crackhead is online why not use him to clear my boredom...heheheheheh

..really...well it wudunt hurt to say:..Mr Cork,dont realy love but I fancy u like krazy....sweery u no u want me so Quit front in..OK! undecided

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 11:37am On Jun 28, 2015

redgem:
Someone is jealous

..ermm how can I be jelos when u all ready mine...am datin 17 chicks in nairaland & lokily for u, yor number 11 meanin no guy MUSS holla at you! angry

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 11:34am On Jun 28, 2015

..dyamm I miss church today...juss woke up...went to a disco parry last nite! undecided

Romance › Re: PHOTOS: Americans Celebrate As Same Sex Marriage Becomes Legal Nationwide by MrCork: 11:31am On Jun 28, 2015

misssclassy:
[color=#000050]Really? I doubt that. Someone who is merciful and is regarded as the most merciful won't allow his creation to suffer forever?
Just take yourself as an example. you a mere man who hasn't isn't half as merciful as God, imagine someone steals from you or does you wrong or goes against your laws, would you sentence that person to a life time of torment?
How much more someone who is termed as the most merciful doing it to his own creations?[/color]

[color=#000050]His instructions are straight. Believe in jesus, accept him as your Lord and personal savior, stay away from sin and you will go to heaven.

Like I said before, how would someone who is born and raised in a religion that's not christianity accept Jesus as his lord and personal savior? Someone just doesn't go against his religious training that has been ingrained in him since childhood just because someone comes to tell him that Jesus loves him and quotes some scriptures in the bible.
It doesn't work that way.
If a muslim comes to preach to you, how would you feel. Would you just drop you christian doctrines and follow them? Of course not.

And if we are going by the bibles principles, then this is injustice of the highest form, because some people are more privileged to be born into christian homes.
With this, it would be safe to say that we are not giving equal grounds, hence this process of judgment in wrong and unjust.[/color]

^^^^ther u go..missclassy is on fire..edukate,edukate,edukate....dyammm I LOVE THIS CHICK!!! wink

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 11:28am On Jun 28, 2015

redgem:
Hahahahaha.....how did you know?

Are you a wizard?

..yawnnn!

Romance › Re: The Truth About Lightskin Females! by MrCork(op): 11:25am On Jun 28, 2015

redgem:
MrCork go back to basic and learn how to read and write...*no offence*

..ladies dont swaaar..sweery its only 10am Sunday mornin & u startted swaaarin ....& then u complian u cant findman on nairaland.. I GIV UP TRYNA HELP YOU!! (no ofeense) embarassed

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Romance › Re: Beauty Is In The Eye Of The Beholder .... How?? by MrCork(op): 11:15am On Jun 28, 2015

izyrach:
... Are u 4 real?..wah did dark-skinned ladies do to u?...whatever it is.. I still maintain dah evry1 has daht sum1 who'd do anytin 4 em.. ##fact##

Romance › Re: The Truth About Lightskin Females! by MrCork(op): 11:12am On Jun 28, 2015

redgem:
I'm a dark skin lady and not a pegan like you

..WOW..U A PEGAN??...FINE BABE LIKE U??...dyammm...well u look like witch doctor recepptionist anyways! (no ofeennse) undecided

Romance › Re: The Truth About Lightskin Females! by MrCork(op): 11:09am On Jun 28, 2015

redgem:
Mrcork likes no one.....but his fake identity

..ermm sweery juss fogerrrrit coz it ain't happenin.....forgggggerrrit...my C*RK is for private use only!! angry

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Romance › Re: The Truth About Lightskin Females! by MrCork(op): 10:55am On Jun 28, 2015*

...anyways thank god its Sunday...anyways apart nneka123,DrAify,Chian55,Creamish,Dechandel,missclassy, or any other lightskin females goin to church this morning??

.. our research showes that 99% of dakskin females like Cao, angieberry,booqee, jollyjoy,mrs chima,Redgem ,victoria bee & others (they so agresive) go to mosque! (no offence) angry

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Romance › Re: The Truth About Lightskin Females! by MrCork(op): 10:46am On Jun 28, 2015

Humanbeing1st:
DIS IS WAT HAPPEN WHEN MTN GIVE U FREE MB AFTER LOADING #100

^^^^^^MALE...attention seekin CRACKHEAD already on ignore button!!

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Romance › Re: The Truth About Lightskin Females! by MrCork(op): 10:04pm On Jun 27, 2015

..i think I finaly drove angieberry to bed.... Room suddenly gone quite! grin

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Romance › Re: The Truth About Lightskin Females! by MrCork(op): 9:54pm On Jun 27, 2015

^^^^anyways bak to the serrrious thread b4 rudeley bein intaruptted by that crackhead babe called angieberry.... I hope you all juss witness the main reason why all men aviod dakskin females...trouble & stress.

...lightskin females wud never act like that!;LIGHTSKIN FEMALES ALL THE WAY! lipsrsealed

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Romance › Re: The Truth About Lightskin Females! by MrCork(op): 9:50pm On Jun 27, 2015

angieberry:
But I jus got started
Are you tired already? You're a troll, you're supposed to love being fed
Oh well, so I guess I won
Bye corky!

^^^CRACKHEAD IS LEAVING? ..REALLY?......YIPPPPPPY....SHE GWARN!! cheesy

Romance › Re: The Truth About Lightskin Females! by MrCork(op): 9:48pm On Jun 27, 2015

angieberry:

...ok u win...i will find u a man on nairaland so u can gerrrruff my back...kabbbbish?...ok..wher them hungry mans at? undecided

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