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..anyways bak to the thread before bein rudely interrupted....I nevar said ther waz anytin wrong with people with tribal mark....Juss askin as a fine boy, wud u date a fine female wit tribal mark??....... Theise thread is dedicated to homebase guys only..actualy (no ofeinse)

IamLEGEND1:
#NoFuckWasGiven

^^^^side effect or umemployment.....*constant swaaarin!!*

IamLEGEND1:
wat is diz one saying again..


diz PMB regime dey fall people hand



all of a sudden diz yabaleft inmates don dey escape left and right.

..ok..thanks...yor highly little opinion has been noted... Go bak & continue sittin under the Mango Tree.. Goat!! (no oofeinse).

Jollyjoy:
am sure u blind. Shebi u are nt seeing bah?

...sweery u r very preeety & u aint gots tribal mark....gademmmit!!

IamLEGEND1:
and na the way him go come dey confidently spew trash for here with all him flawed english na wetin dey disturb pass.

...ma brother...we under stand English is not yor forst language but plis plis plis....I beg u...plis read the question care fully. Its a simple YES or NO question.. Nobory is askin u for life story!! (THIS HOMEBASE GUYS MENNNN) ..no oofeinse!

Jollyjoy:
i have tribal marks and am light skin. Hope u wil still marry me.

...ermm sweery..am not sure if that is wot u people call lightskin ther in Nigeria but u r nowear near lightskin females.... BUT..u r preety & u do not hav tribal mark.. Kabbbbish!! (no oofeinse)

IamLEGEND1:
since u na london u dey, and with dat kind of english, i'll guess u're probably cleaning someone's toilets (no ofeinse)

U ARE IN NO POSITION TO OPEN THREADS LIKE DIZ.

...Calm down son...not sure why u angry though....do yor ex girl friends hav tribal mark?......Bro am I typin too fast or do u read too slow?? ....It was juss a simple yes or no question!! (no ofeinse)

Neduzze5:
In my farm, I saw this fruit/tree. Its been there for years but it just recently started fruiting.

I'm still wondering what fruit/tree it could be.
Wanted to cut it down but decided to ask before going further. Who knows, it could be a money spinning fruit

Who can help me out?

Pavore9, Farmtech and others please

...w don't hav those kinda friuits u people have hear in London...we hav Grapes, apples, cheerys (no ofeinse)

IamLEGEND1:
shey u talk say u no be naija-based guy, so how e take concern u?

..bro the question refers to u people (homebase)...we don't hav chicks wit tribal mark in London & I have nevar seen any.... I take it u date them...correct? (no ofeinse)

..Ok, although nobory including me hav ever seen a lighskin females with tribal mark coz they don't exist....Question:...Can u/Would you date a preeety female with Tribal mark?....especially in 2015? ... MATURE CONTRIBUTIONS PLEASE!

Erukumakanaki:
Boss no LightSkinned girls for today

...if 95% of nairaland chicks hav tribal mark...where/how on earth can anybory find lightskin female? huh?

cao:
It's your prerogative to continue to stick your head in the sand. Enjoy yourself, maybe you'll find your answer in the sands, even though the answer was staring you right in the face. People are indeed funny.

..LOOOKHEAR..STOP LIEING WOMAN...STOP DESIVING HOMEBASE NIGERIANS THAT U FROM THE UK...STOOOOP PIT...AM FROM LONDON & I DONT EVEN GO ON&ON ABOUTRIT..U ARE A HOMEBASE NIGERIAN BASE IN ENUGU SO PLIS STOP LIEING....THIS IS EXACTLY WHY WE QUIT CHASIN BLACK WOMEN HEAR IN LONDON..THEY LIE TOO MUSH..DYAMM!!

Ubyj:
oh..now I understand. That means non of us stands a chance of sitting beside u in your 'range rover spot ' . So sad

..corection ..i notin against dakskin females..ma neighbours wife is dakskin & she is very beairifull. I flet witha every time her husband travel.all we juss sayn is that all men prefas lightskin females!

...REMEMBER: ...Iron Mike Tyson,s (BOXER) heart waz broken so had by Robin Givens (Dakskin female) that he almost gave up Boxin to jump infront of speedin 1000 miles an hour Train......sadly he didnt...so our question remains: how can dakskin fermales be beaurifull ther intention is to break u & then use all yor salary to buy or replace there Brazillian wig. ..Beyansi (Wifey Material) has Husband...Kelly Rowland (Playa) has Boy Friend....DO THE MATHS!!.

..I LIE??

MrsChima:
Neveruary the 10th.

....we gots to f*** ..serrriously...cant we discuss this?....loookhear mrs chilma..Am a nice guys..I swaaaar!

Ubyj:
I don't hate any of them. I am not just sure why u dislike dem so much

The truth:

I dated a dakskin babe years ago & I waz in love for the forst time eva..All ways dropped her at her cousins place most weekend coz they were very close. Few months ask, she told me she waz preggy.. I almost ran away but my brother convinced preggy waz a great thing & that he wanted to be an uncle.. Two weeks afta, I found out from one of my DJs that her so called cousin waz her ex...Kingsley.. I waz depressed for 3 month & almost went on hunger strike.. Since them, every time I see dakskin females, they bring bak memories..*hate hate hate*....they all the same!!!! (TRUE STORY)

...any want gots speeer battery for TV remote control?

Teempakguy:
I am not lying nah

yeaa right... Ok, we belif you!!

Teempakguy:


In my friend's area, there is one fine girl.

She once came to visit him and met me there. And we kind of became friends . . . she even held my palm for a long time one time like this . . . saying it was really soft. Never knew some girls liked soft palms.

Anytime I went to my friend's house, his two annoying little brothers, commissioned by her, would go and tell her that I was there. Causing her to rush over. And being the gentle person I am, I have to talk to her.
Then I began to like her . . . as in, have feelings for her. feelings which I decided to ignore because I don't want a romantic relationship in my life right now.

And then she developed feelings for me too. And I began to avoid her. There was even this time that I sent her to help me get something . . . and then I ran away.

I think the reason is, I kind of like her, so . . . I can't even find the courage to just break her heart like that. . And now, she mesmerised me into giving her my number. Seriously, I can't even think straight when I am with her . She has been calling me since morning. Even in church.
And I have been rejecting her calls.

Oh and before you tell me to date other girls . . . I once summoned courage to lie to her that I have many girlfriends. Do you know what she said?
She said, "don't worry, you will soon dump all of them"

please help me. My friend is starting to wonder why I stopped coming to his area.


Good afternoon!

....SO U WANT TO TEACH US HOW TO REJECT A GIRL WHO REJECTED U...ABI??......LOOOOKHEAR BROTHER....PLIS DONT LET ME SWAAAAR F0RE YOU!! (no oofeinse)

..GOOD MORNIN UMEMPLOY NAIRALANDERS....HOW ARE U TODAY?... THE USUAL?? (no oofeinse)

MrsChima:
10

too much loooong story....when am I gooono hit it?

redgem:
I'm using this moment to give appreciation

First, I want to thank God for my life, for making me live to mark yet another year...and


Secondly, I want to say a big 'Thank You' to everyone for all of the birthday wishes. It means a lot to me that you all took the time from your busy schedule to wish me a Happy birthday, and I feel very blessed and happy to have each and every one of you as my friends.


Naijaboiy


Ladyboss1


Jacksparrow0712


Prettythicksme


Sinaj


Mrcork


Sinnzu


Piicity


dharay99

And to those I didn't mention
Thanks so much, I appreciate


#Loveyouguys

..yes I no you love me!!

Jollyjoy:
sex starved dude.

...hangon ...why did u call me sex starved dude?....did I or hav I evar ask u for punnnny?

Lamispaco:
hey bruh,you wan start again today abi,your time no dey

..

...bro..and now u replaced yo picture wita stolen picture....is she aware u gots her pic on yor profile??.....419 in the makin..U HOMEBASE PEOPLE MENNNN!

ladyboss..u see this?

Jollyjoy:
upload ur own pix.

. I did!

Ubyj:
what's wrong with darkskinned girls

...notin wrong wit dakskin girls...dakskin girls are beauriful..

Jollyjoy:
am nt uploading any pix,u cn go to hell!

^^^^^KAIIIII..SHE AIN'T LIGHTSKIN!!!!

profojah:
Damsel??..kindly upload and let see how dam_ you're sel.....

...bro plis remind her not to upload fake picture....those village girls can be very smart & jollyjoy from the village! (truss me)

Jollyjoy:
hating on light skin. Infact u are a mad man! Weytin con dy do u na? Ur brain need formatting.

^^^^ther u go....*hatin on lightskin females* again & again... fact remains that JelosY, insecurity & envy gets u no were but guess wot?...I promise to help you!

Jollyjoy:
sometin is nt just right with u. Fine let me upload my fair skin ....anyways,bak to the thread before bein rudaly intarupted by that Afganistan Nigerian called Jollyjoy..... Sweeery which dakskin girl did u hate & why? [/....anyways,bak to the thread before bein rudaly intarupted by that Afganistan Nigerian called Jollyjoy..... Sweeery which dakskin girl did u hate & why? sometin is nt just right with u. Fine let me upload my fair skin here... Pix loading...

STORY!!.. .you fine?

tolulance:
Actually I don't know the section to post this Topic.
But when am bored and feel like reading News or Funny post and comments I visit websites like:-
1. Nairaland
2. Naijaloaded
3. Tooxclusive
4. Youtube
5. Twitter

Now lemme see yours don't enjoy alone naw.

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