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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 2:33pm On Jun 18, 2015

sweetorgasm:
masta crackhead, hav u return d phone u stole? no offence

Sweetorgasm <<<<< KNOW CRACKHEAD and a Mr Cork Wannabe!

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 2:30pm On Jun 18, 2015

redgem:
Can you imagine!!! Its not a must to answer you

..errm sweery so wher waz we...U been to London? ..I no its no but still...u been to London?

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 2:28pm On Jun 18, 2015

sweetorgasm:
lol master crackhead i aint bleaching n y dnt u upload ur dp so dat d ladies will c dat a togoleese monkey is more handsome dan u. no offence

..ermm CRACKHEAD...am kinda busy right now talkin to babes.....can u plis shift & we talk like sometime next year? This is not personal..truss me!!. Goat! undecided

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 2:26pm On Jun 18, 2015

redgem:
*singing* MrCork the dreamer just keep on dreaming
*clears throat* eh eh toast who?
Oh I don't do bottle corks...I'm sorry no offence

...Bottle cork is wot u like... *cough cough*....sweery may I remind u that am 17inches loooooong....juss in case u ask again! wink

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 2:18pm On Jun 18, 2015

sweetorgasm:
ehn ehn do u know y i asked her dat question? im homebase bt i live lyk a prince, bt ure homeless in togo in a refugee camp. no oofeiencesesese

...CRACKHEAD..plis I beg u..try & re-bleach the left portion of yor face....too much Ezema!! embarassed

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 2:17pm On Jun 18, 2015

redgem:
I think it should be the other way

.,,...anyways,i will be in that place Nigeria next month for 5 days....u will get yor shance to toast me!

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 2:14pm On Jun 18, 2015

sweetorgasm:
lol master crackhead, iv been fasting to GOD so dat he may grant u sence. no offence

..CRACKHEAD,,am confused...so are u one of those muslim people? undecided

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 2:12pm On Jun 18, 2015

sweetorgasm:
babe are u an urhobo girl?

^^^Typikal chatup line for homebase guys **babe are u an urhobo girl?**....this is EXAXLY how we identify homebase guys witout class!! (no oofeinse) embarassed

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 2:09pm On Jun 18, 2015

sweetorgasm:
stop weed, u wnt listen, now c d repercussion? no oofence

CRACKHEAD..how r u...wher u been... *Fasting*?..CRACKHEAD..am kinda busy right now talkin to babe..can I talk to u like next week, CRACKHEAD?

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 2:08pm On Jun 18, 2015

redgem:
Hahahahaha...I don't blame you

..ok..u blame me today...U want me tomorrow.....sweery, truss me... it wudunt hurt to say ((((**Mr Cork, I really really want you*))) .... Juss giv it a try!!! wink

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Jokes Etc › Re: Welcome A New Nairalander.. ((PIC)) by MrCork: 2:04pm On Jun 18, 2015

PervyByNature:
God is love

...ok..bro u sukin another mans priiick & then u want us to welcome u to nairaland?...aint homo 14years prison ther in Nigeria? undecided

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 2:01pm On Jun 18, 2015

redgem:
Did I say I'm wearing mini skirt?

...h0w can u wear mini sket when u hav Sharria law in that place, Nigeria?.....Sweery u getting whole ting confusin...Mini sket is a kinda Shorts women wear..it looks kinda like a swimmmin trunk.. pls Do u under stand or shud I repeat?? undecided

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 1:58pm On Jun 18, 2015

redgem:

....dyammm...sweery..sorry I for got u from the village....mini sket is a kinda shorts women wear...it lookslike swimming trunk kinda! (no ofeinse) undecided

Celebrities › Re: Don Jazzy Shares Sexy Beach Photos by MrCork: 1:55pm On Jun 18, 2015

pinkycute:
Lolzzzz... Your baby is damn super cute and you too

...cute how?,...did he comb his hair?.. every tin is cute?....YOU HOMEBASE PEOPLE MENNNN!!! undecided

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Celebrities › Re: Don Jazzy Shares Sexy Beach Photos by MrCork: 1:54pm On Jun 18, 2015

blackpanda:
Bad bele winch. God punish u!

...u homebase people from anoda planet ...truss me....if I deciede to bring ma weatlth to that Nigeria...truss me..u people will worship me like king...so juss becus one fat bot call Don Jacob took picture on beach...u all actin like father Crissstmas has arirrive.. YOU HOME BASE PEOPLE MENNNNN!!! (no ofeinse) undecided

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 1:51pm On Jun 18, 2015

redgem:
I'm not a lasgidi girl.... I'm wearing a white top with an inscription 'get thee behind me Mrcork' and a black short

..arrrrhhha...so u wearin mini sket?..correct? cheesy

Celebrities › Re: Don Jazzy Shares Sexy Beach Photos by MrCork: 1:45pm On Jun 18, 2015

farano:
Handsome man looking takeaway . Nice shots don baba

https://instagram.com/donjazzy/

....RUBBBBISH..was it cool about this fat boy takin picture near a beach?....big deal...I live juss 3hour away from brigton beach!! angry

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 1:42pm On Jun 18, 2015

redgem:
I have no tribal mark...or are you seeing double?

..HUH?....SWEEERY I JUSS COUNTED 3 TRIBAL MARK ON YOR FACE....MOVE YOR CANDLE COSER & RE-DOUBLE CHEK!!! angry

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 1:40pm On Jun 18, 2015

redgem:
Hahahahaha....what should I do with info?

now I get it, okay oh Mrcork you can drop your mobile digits and I will holla you, just don't be shy

...really...so that those yor arm robber lagos boy friends can robb me & theif my £6000 Raymond weil Diamond plated watch...abi?...I ask u simple question: wot u wearin...insted..you tell me story! undecided

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 1:36pm On Jun 18, 2015

redgem:
Haven't you heard that village girls are better, sweeter and stronger on ... They just need little grooming and they will be perfecto

...I prefa village girls wit tribal mark like u thouugh..I call them *Raw potato*.... so wot u wearin?

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 1:33pm On Jun 18, 2015

MrsChima:
(Running through the thread butt naked)

^^^^SOMEBORY LEFT THE CAGE OPEN....(((((MRS CHIMA IS OUT)))).....RUN!!!!!! shocked

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 1:32pm On Jun 18, 2015

redgem:
Sorry, I don't do bread and egg...and restaurants aren't my thing..

..really...u never been to a restarant...ever?? ...WOW.. sounds like goin to markets is yor thingy... Anyways its all good....since u ask again.. did I mention I drive £28,000(cash) Range Rover Spot & am from Pekam London?

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 1:27pm On Jun 18, 2015

redgem:
I'm wearing Mrcork get busy and stop dreaming

^^^^typical village girl...she still don't gerritt....anyways sweery, plis can I take u to a nice restarant ther in Nigeria wher u can order *BRead n egg??*...u do love Bread n egg ..don't u? (no ofiennse) undecided

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 1:21pm On Jun 18, 2015

redgem:

...ok I apologise...lets talk serrious. How r u & what u wearin?

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 1:17pm On Jun 18, 2015

redgem:
Hahahahahah....I love puppies not big dogs

I'm a fighter and also a lover

. .u like puppys or u look like a puppy?....ma proofesional opinnion?..u look like a puppy!! (no ofeense) undecided

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 1:15pm On Jun 18, 2015

redgem:
Why are you editing my message? I can do same too

Keep on dreaming Mrcork

...STOP DERAILIN THE THREAD....GO BAK TO BED!! embarassed

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 1:10pm On Jun 18, 2015

redgem:
I want you fire!!! Wake me up from my dream!!

^^^^ther u go.... act like a lady & I will giv u a shance!!! wink

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 1:04pm On Jun 18, 2015

redgem:
You make me laugh...hahahahahah
Did I or have I ever told you I'm looking for a man on Nl?

..well u want me..i lie?...u no u do..truss me..and since u ask,did I mention I drive %28,000)cash) Range Rover Spot!

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 1:02pm On Jun 18, 2015

prettythicksme:
y dat face?yes i am fine

...so wher yor fine face at? Picture?

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 1:01pm On Jun 18, 2015

redgem:
Hmmm....someone claims to be busy mtchewwww....besides, Mrcork what kind off english do you speak? no offence

..AND QUIT DERAILIN THE THREAD!! angry

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 1:00pm On Jun 18, 2015

redgem:
Hmmm....someone claims to be busy mtchewwww....besides, Mrcork what kind off english do you speak? no offence

... See yor head like Moto cycle helmet....u fine?..and then u complain u cant find man nairaland.. Goat!! undecided

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 12:08pm On Jun 18, 2015

danyel09:
MrCork ban dey smell for ur head

STOP DERAILING THE THREAD!!!!

Cc Ishilove angry

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