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Webmasters › Re: Nairaland MissTechy Featured On Nigerian Bulletin:Give advice to New Bloggers by MrCork: 12:05pm On Jun 18, 2015
Dmayor7:
Am damn ugly and i accept the fact.... Besides i am not my own creator...

What about you bro...

Can you accept the fact about ya self?

I doubt so...

Because you are Mr Know all...

bye...
STOP DERAILIN THE TREAD!!
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 12:03pm On Jun 18, 2015
Ishilove:
You know, there are times when you cross the line. Watch it, MrCork...
...hey..sweery how are u...You so beauriful u make the Sun stay 24hours and u so beauriful yor voice sounds like ice cream jelly and serrriously, you the most beauriful lady on nairaland & every guy (including me) want u and to be honest, yor eyes looklike Beyansi

....errm about elantraceey..I didn't really say she fat...I mean she is Fatfitiously beautiful like a wifey material & Danhumprey can date her if he wants.

Anyways, how are u today?
smiley
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 11:48am On Jun 18, 2015
prettythicksme:
school shocked for what naa? cheesy btw what happened to ur dark moniker,u don chop life ban i guess.****ntorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
you fine? undecided
Webmasters › Re: Nairaland MissTechy Featured On Nigerian Bulletin:Give advice to New Bloggers by MrCork: 11:47am On Jun 18, 2015
Dmayor7:
Hahahahaaaaaa meeeeen you really rocks!.....

Super doper nigga!....

You know...

One thing about you is you are slow to accepting the fact...

You can never allow advice from someone else...

You think you are the only best we can have....

You have pride....

You see yourself a better human that others....

You talk alot.....

You always succed in showing of your real colour anywhere....


Though i never met with you but i can attest to all this....

Because, a mans' word shows the stuff he is made of....

Bye and good day...
...hangon bro...are u tryn to tellus u not ugly?...hav u seen yor face or did I say somtin wrong? ..serrrrriously!! undecided
Romance › Re: Why Every Female Prefer London Guys Only. by MrCork(op): 11:45am On Jun 18, 2015
suzzy16:
mumu,and wats london
...London?..a place u cant afford...or hav u been to London?...don't lie....anyways...since u ask, did I mention that I drive £28,000 (cash) Range Rover SPots? wink
Politics › Re: Cartoon Of NASS And Wardrobe Allowance By Sahara Reporters by MrCork: 11:41am On Jun 18, 2015
Firefire:
Your "special unit" would be bad belle unit, abi ? You look out for your fellow Africans and implicate them for deportation?

Kontinue, ur reward is in heaven.
...Bro my job is not to arrest people ..ma job is to make sure they are depoted...and to be honest, I HATE FRAUDSTER ESP{ECIALY WHEN THEY ARE NIGERIANS...THEY ARE A F****KIN DISGRACE TO GOOD NIGERIANS ABRORAD...so Bro guys like use have a job to do:.. TO GET RID OF 419ers

...and its simple maths: U AINT GOTS PAPERS...THEN U A FRAUDSTA!!!!!! (REAL TALK)
angry
Politics › Re: Cartoon Of NASS And Wardrobe Allowance By Sahara Reporters by MrCork: 11:33am On Jun 18, 2015
Firefire:
I hope you are not part of those waiting for next deportation at Heathrow ? If not...


Picture of yourself working at LHR or I don't believe it.
...Correction...I manage a section which gets people deported but I do not work for immigration.. I work for a special unit at Heathrow!... smiley
Webmasters › Re: Nairaland MissTechy Featured On Nigerian Bulletin:Give advice to New Bloggers by MrCork: 11:29am On Jun 18, 2015
Dmayor7:
Sorry to say this but you are the king of fools....

Because you just succeded in letting the world know your stupidity.

Tell me...

What achievement is in all those bla bla bla that you spited out?....

I want to know....

What awesome goal have you acheived with them?....

Still asking.....

Why do you choose to fall your hand in the public of igwe mmadu?....

Alright i got something to tell you...

Intellect is Golden!

Humour is [color=teal]awesome![/color]

And good behaviour is the Real Beauty!

These are the things any responsible man ought to check out in any lady.

Anything thing apart from this..... Sorry to say, but you are a dog!...

Tell yourself the truth for once....

And lest i forget....

Go back to your mother and let her train you again.

You are still a baby even though you have stayed for so long on earth.

I know your motherr, she can give you good training.

Now go back and be the good prodigal son. She will be glad you want to be responsible now.



Hi friend, see you later....
..STORY...bro shudunt u be more concern about re-bleachin the left portion of yor face?....too many ezema..YOU HOMEBASE PEOPLE MENNNNN!!(no ofeinse) embarassed
Romance › Re: Why Every Female Prefer London Guys Only. by MrCork(op): 11:22am On Jun 18, 2015
suzzy16:
lol,true sha,u will never see live chickens roaming about in abroad,bt in nija,dem plenty
^^^THER U GO....WELL SAID FROM A BEAURIFUL HOMEBASE FEMALE WHO CLEARLY PREFAS WE LONDON GUYS...I REST MA CASE.. THANK U MADAM!! ((((mwaaaah))) kiss
Politics › Re: Cartoon Of NASS And Wardrobe Allowance By Sahara Reporters by MrCork: 11:20am On Jun 18, 2015
Firefire:
I beg, help me find a job... btw are you employed ?
Yess Sir.. I work at London Heathrow airport..not at immigration though! smiley
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 11:12am On Jun 18, 2015
Danhumprey:
Not like that,bro. But I prefer Elantraceey. She's sweet and cool.smiley
Elantraceey?... the same Elantraceey that looooklike Witch Doctor receptionist?....BRo u r kidddn me....MOD really need to move this thread to Joke section..serrriously...big joke!! undecided
Romance › Re: Naija Girl Insulted Me Because Of A Korean Actor (picture) by MrCork: 11:09am On Jun 18, 2015
ajixkhid1:
I was speechless by her response when I asked her have you seen the guy you pixmix your picture with .. This how it happens .. I posted my pin on my facebook wall cus I needed new friends on my BBM .. Out of the new friends that added me she was among .. Wanted to delete cus ion like her to be sincere .. I was like let me wait till tomorrow cus me removing her might be childish .. Late night she uploaded a picture of her with a korean actor pix-mixed together .. Ion know the guy's name but he is in "BOYS BEFORE FLOWER" .. I sent a text SMH at dp .. The next thing was you're not okay .. Well I don't blame you , you nigerian guys are daft .. Ugly .. And not romantic .. I was like take a chill pill now .. Bt she kept sendinng msgs .. That they are better dan us .. Pretty .. Sexy, pink-lips ,romantic I couldn't say a word was just wondering what I did wrong .. When she made mention of my mother deleted her straight up.
...bro we don't under stand why u r upset...u r homebase,ther in NIgeria... he from China....she insult u...are we sopose to say somtin coz serrrriously...we don't gerrrit! (no ofoeinse) undecided
Romance › Re: Why Every Female Prefer London Guys Only. by MrCork(op): 10:55am On Jun 18, 2015
profojah:
No we dont have squirrel, we only have Olongbo(cat), Efon(mosquito) and labalaba(butterflies) in Nigeria, Ijebu-igbo to be precise AND we are far better than Londoners

No ooffeinse
..errmm bro, I tink yor confusin Squirrels to Rats...they not the same....You juss miss road.. pls Google it.

.anyways, pls STOP DERAILIN THE THREAD!!
undecided
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 10:53am On Jun 18, 2015
Danhumprey:
I think I'd be cool with Elantraceey. You gonna hook us up?wink
...so u sayn MizMyColi is too fat?...u don't like IBO chicks? undecided
Politics › Re: Cartoon Of NASS And Wardrobe Allowance By Sahara Reporters by MrCork: 10:48am On Jun 18, 2015
Firefire:
[size=18pt]Nigerians should be ready for confrontation with this legislooters.

[/size]


clear daylight robbery, IT MUST STOP!

The last wardrobe allowance can we see the receipts?

70% of Nigerians are living on less that a dollar per day and this criminals are smiling to the bank. angry

A thief is a thief and Ole is ole, awon eleyi Ole ni won. Gbewiri
...SAVE YOR ENERGY....FIND A JOB.... STOP COMPLANIN...Pirrrriod!!!!! (no oofeinse) embarassed
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 10:44am On Jun 18, 2015
..Ok serrrrriously...apart from comin to nairaland to find a partner.....how many of u have attemtpted to find Job today?...serrrriously!! (no ofoeinse) undecided
Romance › Re: Why Every Female Prefer London Guys Only. by MrCork(op): 10:42am On Jun 18, 2015
...WOW...juss lookin at a squirrel right now standin in front of ma bedroom window.....ermm, do u people hav squirrels in that place? ..Nigeria?...juss askin!! (no ofeinse) smiley
Webmasters › Re: Nairaland MissTechy Featured On Nigerian Bulletin:Give advice to New Bloggers by MrCork: 10:20am On Jun 18, 2015
SHOCK7:
Guy u're a bloody scallywag 4 saying dat. angry
Guy u're a bloody scallywag 4 saying dat.
...hav u Eva dated lightskin females in yor life?..NO!!
..can u aford them?..NO!
..dp u hav moiney?..NO!!
..can u aford £28,000 (cash) range rover spot?..NO!!
..am u on ma level?.. NO!!
...can u talk to the kinda females I talk to? ..NO!
..hav u been to London?. NO!
..can u aford ticket moiney?..NO!!


....when can find *YES* ansa...plis xome bak and talk to me (no ofeense)
angry
Romance › Re: Why Every Female Prefer London Guys Only. by MrCork(op): 10:02am On Jun 18, 2015
...anyways bak to the thread..ladies,am on yor side & pli plis plis,be honest....lookat his picture profile(faith551)..the typikal lookin Homebaseguy...if a boy like that approachs u,what wud u say: . ..GERRRRRRAOUT. or GET LOST??

...LADIES,PLIS PLIS PLIS...WE NEED U ON THIS..BE HONEST?
undecided
Romance › Re: Why Every Female Prefer London Guys Only. by MrCork(op): 9:54am On Jun 18, 2015
faith551:
I knew u grew up in a motherless babies home, how on earth where u supposed to know if you had a sister?
...well if yor brain was not damage,the first ting u shud hav done was ask.... Which clarly means ther iz somtin missin upstairs... I lie? embarassed
Romance › Re: Why Every Female Prefer London Guys Only. by MrCork(op): 9:21am On Jun 18, 2015
faith551:
The question shouldn't be when a female kissed me last it should be who did the missing.
I had a good time with ur sis yesterday, oohh!! She's such a great kisser , help me tell her I'll be in the house this evening she'll understand
...well thanks..Homebase guys a uaualy dumb & very predictable...i was expectin that kinda ansa...yea,I kissed yor sister...well u can kiss my brother instead coz I don't hava sister.


..am glad I now make u see how far ahead wr Londoners think....we will never be on the same level..ever! (no ofeense)
smiley
Foreign Affairs › Re: Chad Bans Islamic Face Veil After Suicide Bombings by MrCork: 9:17am On Jun 18, 2015
..AND THEN THEY HAD THE DUMB ORDACITY TO SAY THEY WANT SHARIA LAW IN NIGERIA...F*** NO,IT WILL NEVER HAPPEN....NIGERIA IS NOT A MUSLIM COUNTRY..ITS A CHRISTIAN COUNTRY..PIRROD!! ... .AM ONLY SAYN THIS ON BA HALF OF EVERY ONE COZ THEY AGREE AM CORRECT (no ofeense) angry
Foreign Affairs › Re: Chad Bans Islamic Face Veil After Suicide Bombings by MrCork: 9:13am On Jun 18, 2015
ApexTitan:
Why are non Muslims, those who are not expected to wear the face veil or hijab, clamouring with fervour for this ban here? Even before this move by the Chadian government and the new security threat it may pose many people here had always opposed this practise. Why are they so hurt because of the way others practise their religion?
...U SOUND LIKE THE USIAL SPOKESMAN FOR BOKO PEOPLE...GUYS LIKE U R NOW EVERY WHERE STANDIN UP FOR EVIL PEOPLE...TRYNA MAKE SENSE LESS PIONT.....WHY THE F*** SHUD A WOMAN COVER HER PREETY FACE..JUSS BECUS OF THAT RELIGION CALL MUSLIM?...COZ THe LAST TIME I CHECK,WE IN 2015...NOT 1958!! (no ofeense) angry
Foreign Affairs › Re: Chad Bans Islamic Face Veil After Suicide Bombings by MrCork: 9:05am On Jun 18, 2015
...OK THEN,I WILL SAY WOT EVERY ONE IS TINKIN ON BEHALF OF EVERY ONE....MUSLIM PEOPLE HAV MADE THE WORLD A MORE DANGEROUS PLACE TO LEAVE IN...AND WHY ON EARTH IS THEIR WOMEN COVERIN THER PREETY FACE WIT MASK LOOKIN LIKE ARM ROBBER?

(FREEDOM OF SPECH,FREEDOM OF EXPRESSION) ..no ofeense
angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 9:01am On Jun 18, 2015
..GOOD MORNING UNEMPLOY NAIRALANDERS...HOW R U TODAY?...THE USUAL?

...at least,am the only person who say good morning to every one!(no ofeense)
undecided
Foreign Affairs › Re: Chad Bans Islamic Face Veil After Suicide Bombings by MrCork: 8:57am On Jun 18, 2015
...and if I hav 3 wish..my 3 wish wud be for Muslim people to move to another planet....mars is empty,earth is fill(FREEDOMM OF EXPRESION,FREEDOM OF SPECH)..No ofeense) angry
Foreign Affairs › Re: Chad Bans Islamic Face Veil After Suicide Bombings by MrCork: 8:53am On Jun 18, 2015
donsax:
Chad has banned people from wearing the full-face veil, following two suicide bomb attacks on Monday.

Chad's government accused Nigerian militant Islamist group Boko Haram of the bombings which killed more than 20 people.

The prime minister said the veil was used as a "camouflage" by militants and said the security forces will burn all full-face veils sold in markets.

Chad is to host a new regional force set up to tackle Boko Haram.

The militant group has not commented on the attack but has previously threatened to attack Chad, after its forces started to help Nigeria.

At a meeting with religious leaders, Prime Minister Kalzeube Pahimi Deubet said the ban applied everywhere, not only public places.

He added that any clothing that covers everything but the eyes was a camouflage.

The attackers were on motorcycles when they blew themselves up outside two police buildings in the capital, N'Djamena.

Source:http://m.bbc.com/news/world-africa-33166220
...well I all ways tell people to stay far far far far far far far far away from muslim people.....they all the same & all they talk about is revenge!! ((FREEDOM OF SPECCH, FREEDOM OF EXPPRESION)) ....no ofeense.. angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 8:42am On Jun 18, 2015
Danhumprey:
Lol. You môron! grin

Who told you I love fat women?
..ok..so r u sayn elantraceey is too fat for u?...ok,bro how about MizMyColi...she single & she dates anytin!..bro u want her? smiley
Romance › Re: Why Every Female Prefer London Guys Only. by MrCork(op):
faith551:
Sit down Bro let me tell you a story.
I've got two cousins, wnt mention a name tho cause 90% in nairaland will know him.
One travelled to London in the late nighties, the other graduated from the university, travelled to lagos and started up a business, his really a big shot now tho.
So, fast forwarded to 2013,the one that travelled to London came back after years of absence, he came back with an infinite jeep.
The following week the brother in lagos bought him a house and a new car.
So who's bigger, the guy in London or lagos.
We run our business wearing jeans and slippers here in naija, Cruise our machines in the evening. So take it or leave it, home based guys as you put it still rock.
....ermm brother..no ofeense to yor picture profile but am not sayn u look mechanic but apart from yor pillow..when was the last time a female kiss u?.... And plis don't lie!! angry
Romance › Re: Why Every Female Prefer London Guys Only. by MrCork(op): 7:43am On Jun 18, 2015
Jennydoris:
All these are for Nigerian girls that don't know what Nigerian guys can do. As for us that was born in London Peckam and that resides there too... We seriously can't do without Nigerian guys. They can do all these you have listed in a million times.



That reminds me, London Peckam Boys dey fine for movie but not in real life.... But trust Niaja guys... even on red bank account.. They cute die..
angry
Webmasters › Re: Nairaland MissTechy Featured On Nigerian Bulletin:Give advice to New Bloggers by MrCork: 7:26am On Jun 18, 2015
simdam500:
I like u love.

MrCork can go fvck himself undecided .... lightskin or not she's ebony pretty
^^^Ghana boys uaualy date anytin....anyways bro..plis,r u a mechanic by any chance? (no ofeense) angry
Car Talk › Re: Revealed: The True Love Of My Life:**Sweet Mona** ((pictures)) by MrCork(op): 7:20am On Jun 18, 2015
Suchie:
Liar,thats not yur car....
....really?...lol...my brother..i don't mean to sound rudes but guys like u never make it in life ....thats y am in London & u stuck ther in Nigeria! (no ofeense) smiley

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