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Romance › Re: Most Beautiful Girls In Nigeria by MrCork: 1:57pm On Jun 17, 2015

alberto2k:
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choi! but She's Lightskinned na

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MizmyColi?....lightskin wit tribal mark lookin like Tiger face? ..FUK NOOOooooooooooo!!!!!! angry

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Car Talk › Re: Revealed: The True Love Of My Life:**Sweet Mona** ((pictures)) by MrCork(op): 1:56pm On Jun 17, 2015

MizMyColi:

I prefer straw mats, so why do I need a mattress.

Jesus is enough for me, so why do I need a man?

Donkey!

..jesus don't date Nigerian girls, especialy u people from that Lagos....you wantme..don't u??..u dyammm no u do....anyways...they only hope on earth u hav getting me I to act like a lady!!.. angry

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Romance › Re: Most Beautiful Girls In Nigeria by MrCork: 1:51pm On Jun 17, 2015

alberto2k:
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Does that mean there's no Hope for MizmyColi
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huh?...MizmyColi?....bro even my Cross Breed Pit Bull Terrier, Ryback, is ten times prettier than MizmyColi...I swaar!! angry

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Car Talk › Re: Revealed: The True Love Of My Life:**Sweet Mona** ((pictures)) by MrCork(op): 1:48pm On Jun 17, 2015

MizMyColi:
Donkey, go get a crash course on comprehension.

I have nothing more to say.
Bye!
I'm goin tu slip with you Mr Cork!

^^^attitude...and then she complains she cant find man on Nairaland.. ....she aint even gots matress at home..Goat! undecided

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Car Talk › Re: Revealed: The True Love Of My Life:**Sweet Mona** ((pictures)) by MrCork(op): 1:43pm On Jun 17, 2015

MizMyColi:
First, I have to know the kind of toothpaste you use.

I prefer chewing stick though.

^^this is exactly why u keep failin exams & blame the teacher.......I ASKED SIMPE QUESTION: WHAT U WEARING......SHE ENDS UP GIVIN ME STORY... What re u wearin, gademmmit? ..Goat!! undecided

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Car Talk › Re: Revealed: The True Love Of My Life:**Sweet Mona** ((pictures)) by MrCork(op): 1:38pm On Jun 17, 2015

AfricanApple:
now this is a real diagnosis. you are really having the disorder cos you are seeing what's not there.
cockyyyy sori o but it well

..you aint even lightskin sef....and may I remind u that u talkin to a Londoner.. U been to London?. ..huh?...THis homebase females mennnnn!!! undecided

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 1:36pm On Jun 17, 2015

MrsChima:
Access denied.

Mrs Chima <<<<<< Lesssssbbiannn!!!! angry

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Romance › Re: Most Beautiful Girls In Nigeria by MrCork: 1:35pm On Jun 17, 2015

presh247:
Over time I have to know that girls from Imo state are the most beautiful in Nigeria...that's for me oh.
Now let me ask, which part of Nigeria has the most beautiful girls in Nigeria?
Love to hear your views.

...WHICH NIGERIA??....BRO THER ARE NO BEAURIFUL GIRLS IN THAT NIGERIA...TRUSS ME!!! (no ooofeinse) angry

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Romance › Re: Guys Beware!!! by MrCork: 1:33pm On Jun 17, 2015

Danhumprey:
Lol,bro. You sure?

By the way,how can I get babe's number?

..elantraceey is easy....truss me....juss tell her u go to church & u work wit the Usher.....she likes church guys

..then she will giv u her nomba!! wink

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Car Talk › Re: Revealed: The True Love Of My Life:**Sweet Mona** ((pictures)) by MrCork(op): 1:27pm On Jun 17, 2015

MizMyColi:

...listen up sweeery...lets kiss & make up..so, what u wearin? ..serrrriously! wink

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 1:24pm On Jun 17, 2015

MrsChima:
I will be in Jamaica town and Harlem when I get there.

...hey Mrs Chima...I will be in New York again this Friday....can u come around to my hotel: Hotel Pennsylvania. 11 floor, The Green Suit?...am comin in for only 4 days

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Car Talk › Re: Revealed: The True Love Of My Life:**Sweet Mona** ((pictures)) by MrCork(op): 1:18pm On Jun 17, 2015

MizMyColi:
I ride my bicycle to work everyday and I'm doing juussttt fine.

Now swweerve with your fake range rover or solano, warreva mehnn

^^^hatin gets u no wear...fact remains, I drive a expensive Range....U stay on yor lane and keep to yor bicycle!! (no oofeinse)

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Car Talk › Re: Revealed: The True Love Of My Life:**Sweet Mona** ((pictures)) by MrCork(op): 1:17pm On Jun 17, 2015

AfricanApple:
this is how mental disorder starts o

^^^Seee this village girl wit Tribal mark talkin to a whole Londoner anyhow.....sweery ..serrriously...can any of those yor mechanic loookin boyfriend ther in that Nigeria aford £28,000 (cash) Range Rover Spot?.. Goat!! (no oofeinse) undecided

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Webmasters › Re: Nairaland MissTechy Featured On Nigerian Bulletin:Give advice to New Bloggers by MrCork: 1:11pm On Jun 17, 2015

TheSureBabe:
I don't know how you would say this girl is not pretty

..ok...to be honest & from the bottom of my hart....i swaaar...she looklike *Witch Doctor receptionist!!!* (no oofeinsse) angry

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 1:08pm On Jun 17, 2015

MzMayD:
oh!!!

it really suits you

Enjoy

...TOM & JERRY SUIT ME?...you r dissin me...abi?...anyways u no ama lover not a fighter and since u ask...anyways, did I mention that I drive £28,000 (cash) Range ROver Spot wit Sputonick hand made alloy wills!! wink

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Webmasters › Re: Nairaland MissTechy Featured On Nigerian Bulletin:Give advice to New Bloggers by MrCork: 1:05pm On Jun 17, 2015

TheSureBabe:
I don't know how you would say this girl is not pretty

...Girl that looklike house girl from Ghana...HELL NAW...how on earth can u call that ting preeeety??..Sweeery plis move yor candle closer for berrrra view!! (no oofeinse) angry

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Webmasters › Re: Nairaland MissTechy Featured On Nigerian Bulletin:Give advice to New Bloggers by MrCork: 1:03pm On Jun 17, 2015

Setaje:
Very good

..sweery...you too shud plis put yor glasses bak on!! (no oofeinse) angry

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Webmasters › Re: Nairaland MissTechy Featured On Nigerian Bulletin:Give advice to New Bloggers by MrCork: 1:02pm On Jun 17, 2015

TheSureBabe:
For those asking for pictures see the one I saved from her nairaland profile

..ermm sweeery...I don't mean to sound rudes but plis plis plis.....put yor glasses bak on.. She aint lightskin!!! (no oofeinnse) angry

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Webmasters › Re: Nairaland MissTechy Featured On Nigerian Bulletin:Give advice to New Bloggers by MrCork: 1:01pm On Jun 17, 2015

DoroBen:
I call her Nairaland's misstechy because I knew her from here - the pretty tech queen got featured on Nigerian Bulleting one of the top news website today and I wanted to share it with you all.

Source: http://www.nigerianbulletin.com/threads/misstechy-breaks-down-the-door-for-nigerian-female-tech-bloggers.113211/

..SAY WHAT??.....PREEETY HOW??...IS THAT WOT LIGHTSKIN FEMALES LOOOOKLIKE IN YOR VILLAGE? (no ofeeeinse) angry

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 12:59pm On Jun 17, 2015

MrsChima:
No thanks.

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 12:57pm On Jun 17, 2015

MrsChima:
I have never heard women say they have taken hours to come but then again consider the source!

Mr Cork <<<<<< 17inches looong &* can come for 30minute non stop!!

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 12:56pm On Jun 17, 2015

MrsChima:
I am coming to fvck you up!

...hey mrs chima, plis chill...u are a lady.....anyways...have u lost weighhtt yet? (no oofeinse)

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 12:54pm On Jun 17, 2015

MzMayD:
hey mister clown

how are you?

babes am cool..thanks... am watchin Tom & jerrrry right now though!

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Romance › Re: What's Your Descriptive Definition Of Sexy In A Girl? by MrCork: 12:50pm On Jun 17, 2015*

Chisom460:
I am 460.
We all guys have what we see in a girl that makes us kinda sexually moved.For me a sexy girl is someone with a flat tummy,average offshore,moderate boobs and overall if she has a beautiful and nice face,i dont mind how flat the offshore is. Personally girls with too big offshore irritates me.Pls share yours. Guys only.

Dyamm Sexxxxy >>>>NNEKA123, CHIAM55,KIKA23, ROKIATU, LADYBOSS, LALA247, MISSCLASSY....and list goes on..... wink

NONE SEXXXY & NO GO AREA:>>>>>>> MRS CHIMA & MizMyColi!! angry

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 12:41pm On Jun 17, 2015

MzMayD:
In what?

Am a grown lady you know ?

..you?..a Lady? ...on nairaland?...in which planet?...sweery Plis STOP Kirrrrrin yor sef Jor!!! (no oofeinse) undecided

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 12:39pm On Jun 17, 2015

dharay99:
aaha

hEY cRacKhEAD...WhER are yOUR other 2 CRACKHeaD BuDddIES: sweetorgasm(Crackhead number 2) & Darkrebel666 (Crackhead number 4)?

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 12:29pm On Jun 17, 2015

MrsChima:
Are you employed? Selling loose ciggies and shining crackers' shoes is not a career!

..WHO OPEN THE CAGE??....MRS CHIMA HAS ESCAPE..... RUN FOR YOR LIFES!!! shocked

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 11:54am On Jun 17, 2015

...WHAT IS THE TOPIK IN THIS ROOM FOR GODS SAKE!! ...I take it every one is umemplooy...correct? (no ofeense) angry

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 11:38am On Jun 17, 2015

Krystalxxx:
"We?"

...yes..YOU ...or did u not call MizMyColi a crackhead 1 hour ago?..STOP LIE!! undecided

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 11:06am On Jun 17, 2015

MizMyColi:
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And you cork are a Donkey!!
(Yes Ofeiinse).

...AND FOR THE RECORD..LADIES DO NOT SWAAAAR..YOU NOT A LADY!!! angry

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 11:05am On Jun 17, 2015

...anyways, bak to the thread b4 been rudely intaruppted by that rude Lagos chick..Whats the topic for Today?

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 11:01am On Jun 17, 2015

MizMyColi:
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And you cork are a Donkey!!
(Yes Ofeiinse).

..sweery ..plis quit the attitude.. we gave u a good title: *CRACKHEAD* ..so plis ..take it as a compliment!!

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