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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 12:42pm On Jun 02, 2015

..Two homebase male B!tches (kramfonos & Darkrebel666) busy chattin about Mr Cork who is currenly in New York on a shoppin spree: One keeps naggin while the other Moaning.... (side effect of unemployment)
embarassed
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 12:33pm On Jun 02, 2015
...anyways...enough said to the broke azz mofos...ladies wher u at?..lets chic chat.....Flight in few hours gettin ready for JFK airport!! smiley
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 12:31pm On Jun 02, 2015
sweetorgasm:
listen kid!!! its now clear that ure an amaphrodite dat was rejected in a refugee camp, but now ure homeless there in a ghetto, typing shit with ur stolen old sagem browsing phone for 7years now.
^^^Please lookat his picture profile....will everyone not agree wit me that he looklike a struggling Lagos Taxi diver?...No petrol....the worse part is that he a albino!! (no oofeinse) grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 12:28pm On Jun 02, 2015
kramfonos:
You still don't get it, do you?smiley

It's an unacknowledged conclusion that recognized trolls are allowed to lie. Nobody questions their claims and they get away with it. Something like an IMMUNITY CLAUSE.cheesy



It's just like you questioning I GO DIE when he cracks a joke about having dinner with Queen Elizabeth II - pointless.cheesy
...errm bro I don't no u or ever heard of u but for some reason u sound like a fan... I lie? (no ofeeeinse) undecided
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 12:26pm On Jun 02, 2015
Darkrebel666:
so the dipstick resides in England?
this is a classical case of "you can take one out of a ghetto but can't take the ghetto out of him" cheesy
....so you now over misslcassy...abi? ..20 minute ago, u came hear cryin & beggin to meet someone ignorin u.. and now yor energy is up...u wanna pick a fight wit Mr Cork? undecided
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 12:23pm On Jun 02, 2015
YoungDaNaval:
Ermm.....ermm..... I'm New Here, Plz Can Some1 Explain To Me What This Section Is All Abt? Asin Itz A Place Where One Can Find A Gurl To Romance Or Somethinghuh



#confused
...missclassy will dat anythin...please holla at her. .. Cheers & good luck!! smiley
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 12:21pm On Jun 02, 2015
sweetorgasm:
look at dis product of a broken condom as a result of a foolish quickie dat was foolishly done by an uneducated slowpoke fvctards in a 100 naira night club. "why are u sitteth on top of ur brain?
^^^attension seekin Crackhead tryna make a point! undecided
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 12:06pm On Jun 02, 2015
sweetorgasm:
SMH have u ever been to las vegas?
^^^^ see this thing askin me about Vegas?.... Does Vegas & New York sound alike?... Didn't I juss say I am in New York for 8 days & headin bak to London today? .... Bro is yor head ok? angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 12:03pm On Jun 02, 2015
...kaiiii....who is the yellow lightskin female on the homepage??

Cc Seun... Bro Talk to me. ..Who she and wher she at?
tongue
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 12:01pm On Jun 02, 2015
kramfonos:
I thought Londoners are suppose to be all prim and proper like their English hosts and not swear like Yankees?sad

Leave New York for London quickly so you wouldn't completely lose touch with your chilvarous side.cheesy
..bro am only hear for shopping spree...thers no where like London and there will never be anywhere like Pekam! (Real Talk) angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 11:50am On Jun 02, 2015
Ishilove:
I don't put up my pics for Peckham guys. If you aren't from places like Bloomsbury or Chelsea then foggedabourrit grin
angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 11:48am On Jun 02, 2015
..juss goin for last minute shopping in 2 hour coz I need to waste the remaining $3000 I hav left.....dyamm it feels good to hav mooiney!! wink
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 11:46am On Jun 02, 2015
Jacksparrow0712:
MrCork when is your flight scheduled to take off?
..time in New York right now is 6.41am....been in NY now for 8 days & can't wait to get bak to London Pekam..I miss cow leg & shakin like mad!.. British airways..Here I come!!! smiley
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 11:40am On Jun 02, 2015
Ishilove:
Nope. It's about 6/7years
..hi..you forgot to put up yor picture as promised.... love the figure 8 curve.... Plis do thee needful smiley
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 11:38am On Jun 02, 2015
kramfonos:

Well, he's been trolling for about 3 years (which says a lot about his zeal and determination) and he's not been found out still. I suppose he's arguably everyone's favourite troll...until he relentlessly picks on you.grin

Let the troll do his thingy. Save the vituperation for better duels.smiley
...correction...AMA lover not a fighter....bro ..I swaaar u mixing me up wit that other boy! angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 11:22am On Jun 02, 2015
Darkrebel666:
word..
..yea..*word* from missclassy.. ...Bro please google *Mugu* (no ofeeense) lipsrsealed
Family › Re: Dear Nairalanders, He Needs Your Advice. by MrCork: 11:20am On Jun 02, 2015
Sveen:
From a male Nairalander:

Few days ago, his new wife sent a
stinker text message to his mum asking
her to butt out of thier marriage. I can't go
into details as to what brought about this
situation but I wanted to find out from
other men how they would react if their
wives sent an insulting text message to
their mum. He hadn't spoken to or eaten
her food since his mum forwarded the
text to him. He hadn't even discussed it
with her but she knows he knew. According to him, he loves his mum to death and the thought of
someone, especially his wife, sending her
a belittling text makes him so mad. What
should he do?

Cc. ishilove
.ok..please wait a minute... angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 11:14am On Jun 02, 2015
missclassy1:
[color=#000050]Stop wasting your time.
He doesn't really mean most of the things he is saying.

Mrcork is the alternate account of someone who is kind of intelligent and popular on this forum.
He knows what he is doing. He just uses this account to catch fun his way, which is acting funny, _stupid.

He is just a clown[/color]
...but why u wastin the boys time when you clearly not gonno nyansh him....muss u all ways be miserable?...Darkrebel666 is already a looser angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 11:08am On Jun 02, 2015
chibwike:
Lol...you get sense so?....what is the thread meant for.
....ermm, bro. But..don't u people ther in that Nigeria hav sweet English names like Charlie, Ryan, rupert,bingo or even sef joe?....how do u serrrriously expect females to take u serrrrious when u hav name like chichikekebubuchichi?.... U homebase people mennn!! (No ofeeense) undecided
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 10:59am On Jun 02, 2015
mirexxx:
darkrebel666 is waiting for you. you can run but you can't hide grin grin
...that boy?...I will SLAP HIS FACE!! angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 10:54am On Jun 02, 2015
Darkrebel666:
sit in the mirror and evaluate your life.

•your reasoning
•your worth etc

if you multiply that with the amount of time your mother took a p£nis in her mouth, it won't still surpass me (no offence)

now go to hell.. expect no more replies pleb
...DEBBIE....YOUR HIGHLY LITTLE OIPNION AS BEEN NOTED....STOP DERAILING THE THREAD!! undecided
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 10:52am On Jun 02, 2015
Jacksparrow0712:
grin grin grin
I need me specsavers
..bro am not sayn mirexx look like those lagos witch doctor receptionist but serrriously....pls look closer! lipsrsealed
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 10:50am On Jun 02, 2015
Darkrebel666:
Y'all shouldn't take that bi-polar serious.
I only quoted him and make this comment that's making him to hyperventilate.
He was brought up to believe wanting to meet someone equates to wanting to date the person.
DEBBIE..STOP DERAILING THE THREAD!! embarassed
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 10:49am On Jun 02, 2015
mirexxx:
my pleasure grin
...sweery I did paint yor lips too....with milk!! (No ofeeense) angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 10:48am On Jun 02, 2015
Darkrebel666:
Keep it this way. Diss me man to man.

you don't have to go running to call ishil0ve all because your mother's uterus was mentioned. ..
..OK PLEASE STOP DERAILING THE THREAD!!! undecided
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 10:46am On Jun 02, 2015
Jacksparrow0712:
I'd paint my room with that paint on your lips grin
...ermm bro...am not sure if u were glasses but do u realize mirexxx iz ugly??... Plis looookat her face (no ofeeeense) undecided
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 10:44am On Jun 02, 2015
mirexxx:
aww! he's scared cheesy
...sweery no ofeeense to yor picture profile but I bet u turn heads around taxi drivers & those lagos bus conductor.......I bet they look u as beyansi (no ofeeense) embarassed
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 10:42am On Jun 02, 2015
Darkrebel666:
who brought all these kids here?

you started the diatribe and bullshyting first and now you are crying foul and running to a woman for help like the prepubescent virgin you are.

its your type that girls fu¢k with strap-0ns
^^^^ angry all be cuz missclassy rejected him....well I be angry too if the ugliest female on nairaland reject me too (no ofeeense)! embarassed
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 10:39am On Jun 02, 2015
LadyBoss1:
Lol not cussing anyone
Wt did she do anyway?
..who? undecided
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 10:38am On Jun 02, 2015
mirexxx:
mtchewww MUMU grin
...thanks....plis..who is the hungry nigerian lookinman in yor picture profile? (No ofeeense) angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 10:36am On Jun 02, 2015
mirexxx:
shocked see as he run call mod grin
SHAAAAARAP!!! angry

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