Romance › Re: Ladies, This Is It... MUST READ!!!! by MrCork(op): 4:51pm On Jun 05, 2015 |
jashar: Yes dahlin. Will do. 
I'm so happyyyyyy...... MrCork is gonna pick meeeeeee..........  ...ermm not so fast,sweery.. .you only juss made top 10!!  |
Romance › Re: Why Is It Hard For Beautiful Ladies To Keep Male Friends? by MrCork: 4:37pm On Jun 05, 2015 |
Mavelshee: are you new??.....are u up to 18??..... ..bro pls be careful . ..missclassy is slightly mentally disturbed & been known to suffer from labrastic attention disorder....she already been ban 23 times from nairaland. She acts like a crackhead  |
Romance › Re: Ladies...serrriously, Whats Yor Reaction When Homebase Guys Toast You!! by MrCork(op): 4:19pm On Jun 05, 2015 |
tipsieoladj: lols this oponu really cracks my ribs.. If u like call me all u care but note I live better than your whole family combined can afford.. So you can keep your fake London mumu rubbish to your self and by the am so sure haven't travelled to any other country before and for your knowledge I have being to countries around Europe America and now I and my sis re planing on visitin Asia... So you can please try and keep your dead and dry life to yo sef... No offence meant... ^^^STORY...bro but serrioisly..when was the last time u saw a female happy bein with a Homebase guy?...u don't believe me?... Then ask yor woman (if u hav any) who she woud choose btw me (Londoner) or u (in that place,Nigeria) (no offeeense)  |
Romance › Re: Mouth Odour Experience by MrCork: 4:12pm On Jun 05, 2015 |
handbagss: Met this very cute guy on my way out I was in a hurry so we exchanged numbers. He called me and we got talking. After some weeks, He asked to come and visit me...
He eventually came, we started talking, suddenly this guy started making some funny moves, I was just looking at him. He held my hands and was talking very close to my face, telling me how much he loves me and wants to be with me.
while he was busy blabbing, I was busy holding my breath... His mouth odour was epic, plus his body odour ( handsome guy o) I almost passed out, had to give him a silly excuse just for him to go. Thank God he left.
THE END LESSON: Pls, guys and babes,those of u that like talking very close to people like u want to kiss them, brush your teeth regularly and always go out with Minty sweets or gums, its important.
we have cheap body spray or roll on, for Christ's sake, buy them and use them!
Thanks. ..swwery..when it comes to mouth odour...sweetorgasm is the king..he mouth stink like horse poo poo...but Ina user friendly way!  |
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 4:08pm On Jun 05, 2015 |
.. OK WHER THE LADIES AT?....AM IN THE MOOD FOR LOVE. HOLLA!  |
Romance › Re: Ladies What Will You Do In This Situation? by MrCork: 4:06pm On Jun 05, 2015 |
sweetorgasm: your husband is on d sick bed , so one day u went to d hospital and u saw a lady with two kids, age 7 and 10 with her besides your husband on the sick bed. your husband then confess to you that she is his side chick and admitted that the kids are his kids and he was her primary source of income that he was unfaithful to you. "so few days later he died and he left a life insurance policy worth 5 million dollar for you bcaus you are legally and traditionally his wife and his family knows that and nobody knew anything about the side chick. "now will you give some money to the side chick and the kids? be sincere and why will you do that? ...yawnnn...bro let me piss first....will come bak & reply!  |
Romance › Re: Ladies, This Is It... MUST READ!!!! by MrCork(op): 3:59pm On Jun 05, 2015 |
misssclassy:
 ...apologies but u stand no shance in hell.....apply next month!! (no ofeense)  |
Romance › Re: Ladies, This Is It... MUST READ!!!! by MrCork(op): 3:57pm On Jun 05, 2015*. Modified: 4:22am On Jun 07, 2015 |
MrsChima: This fool is still begging! ^^^^ I new this one would try her luck. ..ain't happening..pls fogerrrit! (no ofeense)  |
Romance › Re: Ladies, This Is It... MUST READ!!!! by MrCork(op): 3:54pm On Jun 05, 2015 |
PervyByNature: I dont wana stoop low as to insulting you, i'll rather advice you read and understand then make research before drawing your conclusion. Judging by your shallow way of reasoning, i dont need your school teacher to tell me how much of a dullard you are. ...thanks...yor highly little opinion has been noted....go bak to bed!! (no ofeense)  |
Romance › Re: Ladies, This Is It... MUST READ!!!! by MrCork(op): 3:49pm On Jun 05, 2015 |
Krystalxxx: Name: Nikky Real age please: 23 this August, don't forget ma birthday bebe  Commplexsion: dark but ah swear m bleaching  Body Type: slimmo Coca cola shape or V Shape: is cocacola ah swear Boobsi Shape: big  Boobsi size: big  Thigh Size: medium  Thigh Shape: medium  Preety, Not too Preety, OK, or juss OK: juss ok darling, love is blind  Children: None Can cook or Cant cook: can cook Stay in that Nigeria or Move to London Pekam - ah.........wtin go make me stay 4 naija. Pekam tinz!  ..PASS MARK!!. |
Romance › Re: Ladies, This Is It... MUST READ!!!! by MrCork(op): 3:25pm On Jun 05, 2015 |
kwencypresh: Hmmmmmmm ...ok sweery..since u ask..did I mention that I drive £28,000(cash) Range Rover Spot wit alloy wills..... Pls fill in yor satistics!  |
Romance › Re: Ladies, This Is It... MUST READ!!!! by MrCork(op): 3:22pm On Jun 05, 2015 |
PervyByNature: Yes an i'm sure you will drive to the summit in your virtual $2800 range rover spot. Bufoon. ^^^ male version of mentally unstable missclassy who enjoys cussin M.O.D & derailing threads...ban coming soonest.
Cc ishilove!  |
Romance › Re: Ladies, This Is It... MUST READ!!!! by MrCork(op): 3:17pm On Jun 05, 2015 |
jashar:
hehehe... ...not sure if that pervy boy knows difference btw datin request & romance req but anyways....sweery.pls apply b4 the closin date (yor dull details)!  |
Romance › Re: Ladies, This Is It... MUST READ!!!! by MrCork(op): 3:06pm On Jun 05, 2015 |
PervyByNature: Ishilove well done oo, you will not move this thread to dating and meet-up zone because its cool with you abi? But i opened a thread that has absolutely nothing to do with dating, and you wickedly moved it there for your selfish reason. I wonder what seun can do to checkmate the level of injustice carried out daily by people who are supposed to be moderating his forum. Now i'm sure that you know what you know what you're doing. ....anyways, brother don't worry...we help u make a case at the United Nations!! (no ofeense)  |
Romance › Re: Ladies, This Is It... MUST READ!!!! by MrCork(op): 3:04pm On Jun 05, 2015 |
PervyByNature: Ishilove well done oo, you will not move this thread to dating and meet-up zone because its cool with you abi? But i opened a thread that has absolutely nothing to do with dating, and you wickedly moved it there for your selfish reason. I wonder what seun can do to checkmate the level of injustice carried out daily by people who are supposed to be moderating his forum. Now i'm sure that you know what you know what you're doing. ^^^^ side effect of envy & rejection!  |
Romance › Re: Ladies, This Is It... MUST READ!!!! by MrCork(op): 2:11pm On Jun 05, 2015 |
Omotayor123: OK....I see u meaning dis your business.... Won't you ask for Account number ..SWEEERY..THREAD CLEARLY SAY NO STORY & NO HEADACHE.........JUSS ANSWER THE SIMPLE QUESTIONS GADEMMMIT!!! (no oofeinse)  |
Romance › Re: Urgent Advise Please by MrCork: 2:09pm On Jun 05, 2015 |
ahamonyeka: Please I need your advise,I met a ghanian girl on wechat she has a girl of 4 years old the guy who was responsible for the child left her when the girl was 4months old.she lost her parent when she was born she don't even know her parent now the young lady is in love with me haven't seen me but we only send pictures of ourselves to each other,she works with ghana electricity company and she lives alone,she calls me everyday just to hear my voice so this morning I told her I have girl friend and she started crying sending me voice message on whatsapp and I felt for her.though I love the girl the way she talks,her voice and her stature I keep telling her that is not going to workout between us because of the distance but she she said if I invite to nigeria she will come that she can kill her self all because of me.I don't know what to do now I have done everything possible to let go off her but all to no avail.please advise me before is too late. ....SHAME ON U FOR LOOKIN AT 4YEER OLD GIRL ON WEBCAM FOR LOOOSIN HER PARENST....SHAME ON U ...YOU PETERFILE!!! (no oofeinse)  |
Romance › Re: Ladies, This Is It... MUST READ!!!! by MrCork(op): 1:09pm On Jun 05, 2015*. Modified: 1:45pm On Jun 05, 2015 |
misssclassy: [color=#000050]I would rather date a 3 legged horse than date you mrcork [/color] ^^^^ this one clearly nids holy water on her head!  |
Romance › Re: Ladies, This Is It... MUST READ!!!! by MrCork(op): 1:05pm On Jun 05, 2015 |
misssclassy: [color=#000050]I would rather date a 3 legged horse than date you mrcork [/color]  |
Romance › Ladies, This Is It... MUST READ!!!! by MrCork(op): 12:04pm On Jun 05, 2015*. Modified: 10:21pm On Nov 06, 2019 |
...Am ready for marriage and Real Romance ...So ladys, if you wish to make your dream come true by becoming the first lady of my yard (4 Bedroom House plus £2800 (cash) Range Rover Spot), please please please..supply the following info without too much Story coz I don’t want no headache 
Name:  Real age please:  Commplexsion:  Body Type:  Coca cola shape or V Shape:  Boobsi Shape:  Boobsi size:  Thigh Size:  Thigh Shape:  Preety, Not too Preety, OK, or juss OK:  Children: None, After 1, After 2, After3 or After 4 +:  Can cook or Cant cook:  Stay in that Nigeria or Move to London Pekam
Your answers shall remain connfidenntial and please please please.....No TIME WASTERS & NO STORY'S!!. Cheers!!  |
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 3:38pm On Jun 02, 2015 |
...and to the ladies...I promise when I arrive bak home in London Pekam to love u Berra and to treat dakskin females equally... I swaaar. Wish me save journey...Addiios  |
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 3:36pm On Jun 02, 2015 |
...anyways...guys am 5minute away from checking in....and guess wot.....juss been told wizkid will be sitting juss 3 sits away from me.....1st class is the real deal...truss me! ..juss spoke to one of his ugly LOOOKIN entourage .  |
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 3:34pm On Jun 02, 2015 |
Darkrebel666: Its here I come not hear
illiterate ..... ...ermm brother...I gots somtin in pound sterlin called * GORILLA MOINEY*... This automaticaly usually mean am in a position to take yor woman..yor future wife ..& worst of all, control yor destiny wit ma MOINEY....truss me...... And plis don't even bover...u cAn never EVER be on ma level financially!! (REAL TALK)  |
Crime › Re: Women Caught With Cocaine In Their Vagina At Lagos Airport by MrCork: 3:26pm On Jun 02, 2015 |
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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 3:04pm On Jun 02, 2015 |
..anyways guys...at JFK airport right now eaten strawberry pop corn....don't worry, u guys don't hav it ther in Nigeria ..will send pictures. Anyways, about to board flight!  |
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 3:02pm On Jun 02, 2015 |
PervyByNature: I hate today ..why?.. U can't find food?(no ofeeense)  |
Celebrities › Re: Hot bikini PHOTOS that will get you wet of Nollywood Most Beautiful Actress by MrCork: 1:36pm On Jun 02, 2015 |
wizzprince: Checkout her hot photos what do you think? imagine acting a role with this Babe that day na die. I hope nobody sees anything in the first pix though ...kaiii.. She can sit on ma face any day....sadly..homebase females never lookalike her....she lookalike one of us..Londoners!  |
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 1:14pm On Jun 02, 2015 |
...OK people...been stressful talkin to u guys...waiting for lift on the 45th floor at PENN HOTEL (only $800 per night - stayed for 8 days)...Yellow Cab waitin downstairs..all roads to JFK airport and LONDON HEATHROW HEAR I COME!!!!  |
Romance › Re: Is This Normal? by MrCork: 1:01pm On Jun 02, 2015 |
dayosaurus: Dear NLers,
Is it normal for a lady's vagina to 'vomit' every atom of sperm that 'entered' her?.
Or is this a sign of some disease or what??..
Cc kingtom and lalasticalala ..bro did u pour inside?  |
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 12:57pm On Jun 02, 2015 |
kramfonos: Cocky Joe! 
You seem like we're pissing you off? Alright. Sorry. Enough respect to our "Londoner". I hope you'll contest to get into the House of Commons? A "London" "big" boy like you needs political power to compliment your "wealth", don't you think so?
..piss me of??..,,bro ..not in yor wildest dream ...Real Talk!  |
Romance › Re: PHOTO: See This Shocking Trees In A Sexy Position by MrCork: 12:54pm On Jun 02, 2015 |
missclassy1: [color=#000050]Old News[/color] ...juss imagein the two trees: ...Missclassy & Mr Cork!  |
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 12:50pm On Jun 02, 2015 |
sweetorgasm: u think ure funny? im sorry to dissapoint u, ure nt funny at all, u might think people are laughing at d humor in ur posts bt no they are laughing at ur stupidity of d highest order and childish act, all d money ur parents spent on u to transfer u as a commodity in a cargo throu d sea from ur refugee camp are waistful bcaus d officials in d ship knew dat d goods are more productful than u and that u are worthless. "d things u do are d things my youngest brother call childish. ...but how can I be funny when u naturally looklike taxi driver?....loookat yor face?....bro, woud I lie to u?  |