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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 8:48pm On Jun 06, 2015

MrsChima:
Yes boo.

mrs chima is one of those chinesese lookin IBO ninja women that can summer salt in the air 18 times & land on a guys face with back hand kick to the head....truss me! undecided

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 8:45pm On Jun 06, 2015

VictoriaBee:
Which one is me?

..don't really care...u both look good so can we hav 3some?.... Like can we mate?

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 8:44pm On Jun 06, 2015

MrsChima:
False.

Nice try.

Mrs Chima <<<<<< feminist Ninja embarassed

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 8:41pm On Jun 06, 2015

VictoriaBee:
Start from here,
I dealt with the manb1tch

https://www.nairaland.com/2144338/romance-section-chat-central-derailers/529#34490018

..sweeeery Victorian...plis can I hav 3some wit u & the lightskin chikata on yor picture profile?...... Can we mate? wink

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 8:39pm On Jun 06, 2015

misssclassy:
[color=#000050]You are a fool. So only guys watch football right?

Why don't you go to the ucl finals thread on front page and see how many ladies are watching and commenting on the match.

So _mukina2 that loves football like crazy is a man abi?

Mumu![/color]

...u missing the point as usual...no one called u a man coz u look like a man....u look like a man coz u behave like a man(like football, boxing & cussing people)...I lie?... Why do u tink MOD banned u 17times & why do u tink u the most hated man on nairaland?... Even sef,non of our lovely MODs can stand u?(no ofeeeense)) undecided

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 8:16pm On Jun 06, 2015

misssclassy:
[color=#000050]Ronald4lif

Barcelona 1: 0 Juventus

4mins played [/color]

....didn't I told u guys missclasy is a man...he-she watches football! angry

Romance › Re: Mr Nairaland Contest 2015 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by MrCork: 5:15pm On Jun 06, 2015

Dygeasy:
Here is the official campaign thread where everything related to campaign will be done. I do hope you all have fun soliciting support and actually getting a beloved candidate to support.

VERIFIED CONTESTANTS.

[b]

SNAZZY5050

FLOW1759

ADEMOLADEJI

AYIMA

WENSON

SWAGGAVILLAGE

SCENTMARLC

AKPOSY

JARIZOD

FREEMANAN

AGARAWU23

LEKINZ

IAMSYNORD

MEDORADO

SOSIQDUDE

LAMISPACO

IAMKINGZLEE

TOMFRENCH

KIZMARTY

JAYHANS

WARRIBOY21

AFUYE

RAPLAWD

TOLZEAL

[/b]

PS: Any campaign done outside this thread will be regarded as spamming and such member will be issued a ban.

Thanks for cooperating.

...OP..pliss add missclassy on the list....she looks like a man but in a femine way (no ofeense) angry

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Romance › Re: Can You Date Her For 100 Million Dollars ??? ( Photo ) by MrCork: 4:28pm On Jun 06, 2015

Iamsynord:
For me I would Say yes ..But I have my plans !!!

...only on a horrrrny day..why not! cheesy

Romance › Re: Ladies, This Is It... MUST READ!!!! by MrCork(op): 3:43pm On Jun 06, 2015

Xiadnat:
Hahah......None taken! I wasn't interested--not in the least bit.

Good luck tho.

^^^atitude... Definitely givin this one away for free! undecided

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Romance › Re: Ladies, This Is It... MUST READ!!!! by MrCork(op): 3:41pm On Jun 06, 2015

....ok ladies..since u asked again...did I mention that I drive £28,000 (cash) Range Rover Spot wit Mexicanto hand made alloy wills (only £4000) & I live alone wit 2 PitBull terry & a cat called Ryback. wink

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Romance › Re: Ladies, This Is It... MUST READ!!!! by MrCork(op): 1:49pm On Jun 06, 2015*

Xiadnat:
No thanks!. I have been to Tesco. It's like a one stop shopping warehouse full of cheap commodities.

.....an upscale shopping outlet mall is more like it. OR any store that increases my likelihood of running into The duke and duchess of Cambridge (Will & Kate) and their kiddies. OR David Beckham.

Anyway, I doubt I am your type of the 'light skin' you'd fancy anyhoo.

Peace out!! Vote Dr. Ben Carson for Presidency 2016.

....ermm sweery I ain't lookin for wifee that will nag me wit *Stress & Story* for the next 100 years...... Plis re-apply next year: .. FAIL!!! (no ofeense) angry

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Romance › Re: Ladies...serrriously, Whats Yor Reaction When Homebase Guys Toast You!! by MrCork(op): 12:35pm On Jun 06, 2015

XavierBlue:
you need a serious mental evaluation. If truly you're abroad, my dear come back home, ill freely admit you into yabaleft.

And pls don't quote me again. I know of a proverb that says. " he who argues with a mad man might be mistaken to be the one mad". If truly you are mentally retarded, then quote me again.

XavierBlue

.STOP DERAILING THE THREAD!

Romance › Re: Ladies, This Is It... MUST READ!!!! by MrCork(op): 12:25pm On Jun 06, 2015

. ..ladies...pls may I remind u that the winner will also be given £50 voucher to shop in one of our Londons biggest super market called Tesco! wink

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Romance › Re: Ladies...serrriously, Whats Yor Reaction When Homebase Guys Toast You!! by MrCork(op): 12:18pm On Jun 06, 2015

XavierBlue:
see this mad man o. Who are you calling your son? a picture of your car and you or you take this shiit and discard it to the dogs.

XavierBlue

..Son, pls calm down,ama lover not a fighter..... Be nice to me & I will post u £10 cash to buy a suit ther in Nigeria! (no ofeense) angry

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Romance › Re: Saturday Argument: All Nairaland Females And Males Let's Meet Here by MrCork: 12:12pm On Jun 06, 2015

Jetjacky:
Well ladies and gentlemen, I and my sister was arguing this morning concerning this issue: women are natural spoilt from childhood and for that reason they are more spoilt than men. but she no gree. Hence why I took it over here, please don't shy away from this thread, say your mind now and free the men from this favorite quote: men spoil pass!!

So now, ladies and gentlemen let's begin.
between boys and girls who spoil pass??

.. You don't hav skool homework? angry

Romance › Re: Ladies...serrriously, Whats Yor Reaction When Homebase Guys Toast You!! by MrCork(op): 12:07pm On Jun 06, 2015

XavierBlue:
did you murder your English teacher?

XavierBlue

...Son..fact remains I drive £28,000(cash) Range Rover Spot & I gots somtin u can only dream about.... We callit * Gorilla moiney*... Pounds Sterling

Romance › Re: Ladies...serrriously, Whats Yor Reaction When Homebase Guys Toast You!! by MrCork(op): 12:02pm On Jun 06, 2015

XavierBlue:
it seems nairaland is a den for mentally deranged fellows. (no ooofeinse)

XavierBlue

...bro..it ain't ma fault females wud choose us Londoner over u Homebase dudes ......sererruousslt...u people nid to Quit chatin up females wit pigeon English grama. It makes u look backwards (no ofeense) lipsrsealed

Romance › Re: Dechandel Am In Londons An Av Not See U by MrCork: 11:56am On Jun 06, 2015

TeamVaseline:
Tufiakwa

[img]http://emptystress.files./2013/11/god-forbid.gif[/img]

...bro..and don't be suprise when his priiiick pointin towards yor face!! grin

Romance › Re: Ladies...serrriously, Whats Yor Reaction When Homebase Guys Toast You!! by MrCork(op): 11:53am On Jun 06, 2015

..anyways bak to the serrrioous thread before bein eudely interupred by that fat girl call jamela.....ladies,so why do u feel ashame when Homebase guys attempt to toast u?

Romance › Re: Ladies...serrriously, Whats Yor Reaction When Homebase Guys Toast You!! by MrCork(op): 11:49am On Jun 06, 2015

jamela:
But you live in Peckham (and even spelt it wrong). That place is one of the slums of London. I don't know why you are here trying to boost your ego with this thread. If you were so damn smart, why not get the London girls. Oh no, you can't, can you? Sorry mate, I just had to post this.

^^^^see fat elepant tryn to addvise a whole Londoner who drives £28,000(cash) Range Rover spot?......so u wana compare me to those yor mechanic lookin boyfriend ther in that Nigeria? (no ofeense) undecided

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Romance › Re: Dechandel Am In Londons An Av Not See U by MrCork: 11:16am On Jun 06, 2015

TeamVaseline:
Since av arrive London, av been ask everyone if he know Dechandel, but no luck

I even show her picture, like missing pesin

Dechandel come to Oxford, less play

...bro...plis dont be suprise when Dechandel pulls out a priiiick!! grin

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 11:12am On Jun 06, 2015

..is it possible for some one to go swimmin wit a hard on?... 2hours now but The $hit juss refuse to go down! angry

Romance › Re: I Need A Classic Loving And Nice Girl In Abuja 2209865f by MrCork: 11:07am On Jun 06, 2015

netbreaker:
I am a guy who is in need of a loving and nice girl in abuja for a serious relationship,u can add 2209865f or whatsap 08033294845 pls not for guys!

..pls try missclassy...she in Abuja,single,lookin for man,want children and will date anytin

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Romance › Re: Top 5 Most Handsome Boys Dat Are More Handsome Dan All Mr Nairaland Contestants. by MrCork: 11:03am On Jun 06, 2015

sweetorgasm:
These are the top five cutiest guys according to rank that are too handsome to contest 4 mr nairaland. "all the mr nairaland contestants are togolees refugees (no offence) when compared to them. "they are number (1)SWEETORGASM. "(2)LALASTICLALA. "(3)SEUN. "(4)BARCANISTA. "(5)DARKREBEL666.

..the only topic that interes u on nairaland are men,priiicks & mouth action from men.....isnt homosexuality supose to be illegal ther in Nigeria?...and then u claim yor mouth has not been fuk by a guy?

. And then u included Seun,s name so the thread don't get deleted by MOD? undecided

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 10:28am On Jun 06, 2015

Beamborla:
Twas awesome.
Saw soldiers beating you in my dream

How was yours?

[...hey..forget talkin to that cheap boy....i juss wake up wit ma Kondo standin up..plis can I get a hug?

Politics › Re: Goodluck Gets Recommended For Nobel Peace Award by MrCork: 10:24am On Jun 06, 2015

chibecanglobal:
http://leadership.ng/news/438861/jonathan-gets-nomination-for-nobel

...is patient goodlock Jonathan (wife) goin to waka?.....president wife that can spek English.....wha Tha f*** grin

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Romance › Re: I Want by MrCork: 10:16am On Jun 06, 2015

afortress:
Hello NLs, I wanna propose to my girl one of these weekends and am running out of ideas... Can someone please help... Hoping to read from you...

...is she lightskin? angry

Celebrities › Re: Photos: Mikel Obi And His Russian Girl Friend Holiday In Dubai by MrCork: 10:13am On Jun 06, 2015

Airforce1:
Mikel Obi and his girlfriend, Olga Allegra are currently holidaying in Dubai...

Source: https://instagram.com/p/3kHDgsHrhF/

...its all about white women....if mishell obi waz datin black woman...he wud hav been broke loooongest time and they wud hav spend his moiney on brasilian wig (no ofeeense) angry

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 10:06am On Jun 06, 2015

...WOW...I JUSS WOKE UP WIT A HARD ON! cheesy

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