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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 8:28pm On Jun 05, 2015
misssclassy:
[color=#000050]Why are wasting your time answering that goat? [/color]
^^^^^Multiple disorder personality with several diferent user name: Victoria bee, TPIA, Onlila and so on......sweeery truss me...this is not the way to find man on nairaland and u clearly goin about it the wrong way!! (no ofeinse). undecided
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 8:25pm On Jun 05, 2015
VictoriaBee:
I'm not Missclassy. tongue
^^^^OOOOoooo YES YOU ARE MISSCLASSY!! angry
Romance › Re: Diff In London An Naija Girl Since I Have Land In London Today by MrCork: 8:23pm On Jun 05, 2015
Orijin101:
And you should also go and look for a customer, i heard you are a male-hooker
..lookhear brother.. ama lover not a fighter....plis don't make me embarasss you....I really really really reallllly beg you!! (no oofeinse) embarassed
Romance › Re: Ladies, This Is It... MUST READ!!!! by MrCork(op): 8:21pm On Jun 05, 2015
Genea:
Awwwwn ,@mrcork Wud av applied bt i aiint ready 4 marriage
angry
Romance › Re: Diff In London An Naija Girl Since I Have Land In London Today by MrCork: 8:18pm On Jun 05, 2015
Orijin101:
And itz high time you stopped hallucinating about you being in London angry come to reality my friend smiley
...ok I hear u...... THANK Q....go & find food to eat!!! (no oofeinse) embarassed
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 8:16pm On Jun 05, 2015
Twaci:
Ok dear smiley
...sweeery u still lookin fine .....quick question...can me & u do a private video fighting mud wrestling?..but under the condition u muss wear thong ..is that a deal? cheesy
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 8:14pm On Jun 05, 2015
VictoriaBee:
My life, my business. undecided
^^^^missclassy is back again with her other multiple disorder personality user id....Today she nice, tomorrow she cuss out everybory! undecided
Romance › Re: Ladies, This Is It... MUST READ!!!! by MrCork(op): 8:11pm On Jun 05, 2015
Jollyjoy:
ook mrcork.. Let me make my own requirement. Are u handsome? Light skin? Have a sexy eye,pink lip? Are u receiving 1million dollar every month? Are u tall?did u walk galantly? Can u bath me and wash my cloth? If yex,i wil be too glad to apply. No hard feelings, sincere answer plz.
angry
Romance › Re: A Question To All Romance Section Nairalanders by MrCork: 8:10pm On Jun 05, 2015
Genea:
Wah thread,link?*winks
https://www.nairaland.com/2359533/ladies-it-must-read/5#34467899


...and by the way..pls stay far far far raway from missclassy...she hates preety lightskin females like u & she always jelous:


https://www.nairaland.com/2359533/ladies-it-must-read/5#34467899
Romance › Re: Diff In London An Naija Girl Since I Have Land In London Today by MrCork: 8:06pm On Jun 05, 2015
Orijin101:
yea bro, but don't worry, by next 2 months when I'm also in Ontario Canada, i will also start my fumble jez like urz tongue

Do you know I'm driving a $256,000 Lamborghini and i leave in Ontario Canada? mention me again if you can also afford that. . .
no ooffience angry
....if u say so...martin luta king as all ready givin u the permission to keep dreaming....plis keep dreaming! (no ofeense) undecided
Romance › Re: A Question To All Romance Section Nairalanders by MrCork: 8:03pm On Jun 05, 2015
Genea:
Op u r high on weed,d shisha u took is clouding ur brain,shey madam classy no fit defend hersef,oshi rada rada,notice me nonsense,new comer doing yansh licking,mehn oti daran lowo mi
...sweery u ma kinda babe...check out ma thread & plis fillin yor details! wink
Romance › Re: A Question To All Romance Section Nairalanders by MrCork: 8:01pm On Jun 05, 2015
Kasimaramma2:
Been barely a week i became a NL,i noticed that some nairalanders are fond of poking missclassy n castigating her.This bothers me.We wouldnt become more human by doing this.She is a lovely fellow n deserve our support .Please why all this?
...are u her cousin & does she appear normal you?.. Juss askin! (no ofeense) angry
Romance › Re: A Question To All Romance Section Nairalanders by MrCork: 7:59pm On Jun 05, 2015
Kasimaramma2:
Been barely a week i became a NL,i noticed that some nairalanders are fond of poking missclassy n castigating her.This bothers me.We wouldnt become more human by doing this.She is a lovely fellow n deserve our support .Please why all this?
angry
Romance › Re: Diff In London An Naija Girl Since I Have Land In London Today by MrCork: 7:48pm On Jun 05, 2015
Orijin101:
lolz. . . i know you are kidding again smiley
..we cool! wink
Romance › Re: I'm In Love: Please I Need Advice by MrCork: 7:47pm On Jun 05, 2015
Behira:
sitting inside my bathing bucket and quietly staring at my fone.
...plis can I bath for u? smiley
Romance › Re: Diff In London An Naija Girl Since I Have Land In London Today by MrCork: 7:40pm On Jun 05, 2015
Orijin101:
The same London you claim you are!
...come bak & talk to me if u can aford London ticket moiney! (no ofeense) angry
Romance › Re: Diff In London An Naija Girl Since I Have Land In London Today by MrCork: 7:37pm On Jun 05, 2015
TeamVaseline:
So far I have notice dis difference

London girl has a more fresher skin, unlike Naija girl

London girl smell like flower, Naija girl smell like fried akara

London girl has medium yansh, Naija girl most have orobo yansh

London girl greet u like "hey!!", Naija girl greet u like "oluburuku"

London girl were Gucci an Channel, Naija girl were Asoke

London girl behavior is friend, Naija girl is means

Final, I love London girls!!
...so u landed in London & witin 5 minute,u noticed all this..abi?.....lookhear menn,if u lie again...i will get u depoted (no ofeense) angry
Romance › Re: Diff In London An Naija Girl Since I Have Land In London Today by MrCork: 7:34pm On Jun 05, 2015
TeamVaseline:
So far I have notice dis difference

London girl has a more fresher skin, unlike Naija girl

London girl smell like flower, Naija girl smell like fried akara

London girl has medium yansh, Naija girl most have orobo yansh

London girl greet u like "hey!!", Naija girl greet u like "oluburuku"

London girl were Gucci an Channel, Naija girl were Asoke

London girl behavior is friend, Naija girl is means

Final, I love London girls!!
...which London did u landed? undecided
Romance › Re: Ladies, This Is It... MUST READ!!!! by MrCork(op): 7:26pm On Jun 05, 2015
kaboninc:
Every boss

MrCork, take notice....
...bro..tashaamania looks like a Nigerian version of Kelly Rowland! smiley
Romance › Re: Ladies, This Is It... MUST READ!!!! by MrCork(op): 7:19pm On Jun 05, 2015
chimkaire:
oooooooh sorry, you can let it slide lest this funny thread be removed grin
..sweery that pervybynature boy is a known crackhead on nairaland..its 2015 & He is irrelevant....juss put him on ignore.....


anyways, bak to the thread...hav u submitted yor application ?
smiley
Romance › Re: Ladies, This Is It... MUST READ!!!! by MrCork(op): 6:25pm On Jun 05, 2015
PervyByNature:
Its the weekend tomorrow so i will be home till evening, mail me your address or where you would like to carry out all you threats pls.
M.O.D watchin you.... you about to be banned

Cc ishilove
smiley
Romance › Re: Three Options by MrCork: 6:22pm On Jun 05, 2015
chimkaire:
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
...Sweery plis lookout for missclassy....she not normal & as already been ban from nairaland 28 times. ..I swaaar undecided
Romance › Re: Ladies, This Is It... MUST READ!!!! by MrCork(op): 6:18pm On Jun 05, 2015
redgem:
Obiriki
35 minus ..
Fair in complexion
Average
Neither coca cola nor v shape
Orange shape
Divide cossy's boo bi's into 3
38
That of lopez
Pretty
After 2
Can cook
Any one that suits me then
...BOOOBSI SIZE 38??····· PASS MARK!!. cheesy
Romance › Re: Three Options by MrCork: 6:14pm On Jun 05, 2015
misssclassy:
[color=#000050]I would choose money, good health and long life.
Reason being that one can live long but still be sick. What's the point of living long and not having good health.
So long life and good health to go with it.

Of course everyone knows the importance of money

Fvck love and fvck fame.[/color]
^^^^ther u go..DRACULA IS AWAKE.....i feel sorry for her future husband! embarassed
Romance › Re: Three Options by MrCork: 6:11pm On Jun 05, 2015
Kasimaramma2:
What if in life we are to chose three things out of the five,which three would you chose and why?
1.fame
2.money
3.love
4.good health
5.longlife
..i rather mate wit u! smiley
Romance › Re: Ladies, This Is It... MUST READ!!!! by MrCork(op): 5:55pm On Jun 05, 2015
Tashaamania:
No kidding grin
..true story....every guy jacked on her picture....only on her face though! smiley
Romance › Re: Ladies, This Is It... MUST READ!!!! by MrCork(op): 5:53pm On Jun 05, 2015
PervyByNature:
If you ask me, all you have been doing on this thread is RANT. Your foolishness is greatly underated son. Lemmie ask you a quick question; lets say you eventually agree to meet up with me, why are you so confident that you will make it thru that meeting??
...cc ishilove
Romance › Re: Ladies, This Is It... MUST READ!!!! by MrCork(op): 5:12pm On Jun 05, 2015
Tashaamania:
And you have a thing for Kelly Rowland, huh? wink
....well back in the days..every guy use to self service on top of her pictures! smiley
Romance › Re: Ladies, This Is It... MUST READ!!!! by MrCork(op): 5:07pm On Jun 05, 2015
Tashaamania:
grin grin grin
..you look like kelly Rowland though!
Romance › Re: Ladies, This Is It... MUST READ!!!! by MrCork(op): 5:06pm On Jun 05, 2015
PervyByNature:
take up what bait? Serzly boy dont you understnd simple english? I do not give a floating fvck about you or your epistles. Nigga u dont even exist. Nigga fvck you grin
..GO AWAY!!


Cc ishilove
Romance › Re: Ladies, This Is It... MUST READ!!!! by MrCork(op): 5:04pm On Jun 05, 2015
Tashaamania:
No, but I could bleach embarassed
..ok thanks...pls 're-apply next year when you are fully yellow(no ofeeense)! smiley
Romance › Re: Ladies, This Is It... MUST READ!!!! by MrCork(op): 4:54pm On Jun 05, 2015
Tashaamania:
But I'm only 19.
..STORY...are you lightskin? angry

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