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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 9:09pm On Jun 01, 2015

Justfollowit:
Pele

*Hands him a handkerchief*

...sweery ..pliss can I fart on yor face? angry

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 6:46pm On Jun 01, 2015

..been in NY now for 8 days headin bak to London Pekam on Tuesday...I feel homesick,..I miss Shaki & Cow leg!!! angry

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 6:45pm On Jun 01, 2015

...been tryna $hit for the last hour but it wunt come out and then 2 minutes ago It came out lie watery $hit..... went to a Sea food restaurant yestaday hear in New York & I tink I hav diahorea! undecided

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Romance › Re: Let's See How Fast You Are by MrCork: 6:42pm On Jun 01, 2015

nikkiehan:

..sweery ama lover not a fighter....and juss in case u ask again...did I mention that I drive £28,000 (cash) range rover spot wit lubrasco Carvani alloy wills!! wink

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Romance › Re: Let's See How Fast You Are by MrCork: 5:21pm On Jun 01, 2015

nikkiehan:
is dat wat u can see

...didn't ask u for story...ask if u lightskin..gadeeeemit! angry

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Romance › Re: Let's See How Fast You Are by MrCork: 5:03pm On Jun 01, 2015

nikkiehan:
u beta think well n ans d questn up there

..are u lightskin? angry

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Romance › Re: Nigeria Ranked As The 6th Worst Country To Be Gay In by MrCork: 4:59pm On Jun 01, 2015

TheNiGAYrian:
Earth, the world, encompasses over 7 billion people and just 5 percent of this population are the LGBT. 350 million people are LGBT give or take 50 million. Thats more than the population of the United States of America .

But how do we feel inside? Amidst the media preaching, constant bigotry, mass rejection, no one has really cared to ask.

According to a survey taken by Planetromeo, a gay dating site and online gay community. Nigeria ranks among the worst countries to be gay in. 6th worst to be precise. Uganda holds the trophy for the worst country to be gay in.

www.thenigayrian..com

...this is bad news for 98.9% of homebase guys grin

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 4:53pm On Jun 01, 2015

Lamispaco:
Yes bro,you wanna buy?

..apologies for the way u loook (no ofeeense) angry

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Romance › Re: Let's See How Fast You Are by MrCork: 4:51pm On Jun 01, 2015

nikkiehan:
Let me see how fast you are......
THIS IS A small CHALLENGE 4 INTELLIGENT BRAINS:

The name of a country is hiding in the consecutive letters within a sentence.

For example, FRANCE is hiding in, the sentence
"The runners who lived at the top of the cliff ran centuries ago" . (clifF RAN CEenturies).

Find the name of the country hiding in the consecutive letters within these sentences.

1. You all must pay it back, or each of you will be in trouble.

2. Was Doctor Dolittle's favorite animal a glib yak?

3. A true optimist will never let hope rush away.

4. How often can a daydream come true?

5. Is there a health spa in this hotel?

6. They are going in diametrically opposite directions.

7. Is the county fair a nice place to visit?

8. The foot with which I lead is my left one.

9. He owns a ranch in Arizona.

10. The foods we deny ourselves are usually tasty.
Happy thinking!

...so yor looookin for man wit big ranch...how long?... undecided

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Romance › Re: Let's See How Fast You Are by MrCork: 4:49pm On Jun 01, 2015

nikkiehan:
Let me see how fast you are......
THIS IS A small CHALLENGE 4 INTELLIGENT BRAINS:

The name of a country is hiding in the consecutive letters within a sentence.

For example, FRANCE is hiding in, the sentence
"The runners who lived at the top of the cliff ran centuries ago" . (clifF RAN CEenturies).

Find the name of the country hiding in the consecutive letters within these sentences.

1. You all must pay it back, or each of you will be in trouble.

2. Was Doctor Dolittle's favorite animal a glib yak?

3. A true optimist will never let hope rush away.

4. How often can a daydream come true?

5. Is there a health spa in this hotel?

6. They are going in diametrically opposite directions.

7. Is the county fair a nice place to visit?

8. The foot with which I lead is my left one.

9. He owns a ranch in Arizona.

10. The foods we deny ourselves are usually tasty.
Happy thinking!

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 4:43pm On Jun 01, 2015

Lamispaco:
your supporting me?

..bro...no ofeeense to yor picture profile but u lookalike Gambian guineafowl salesman....do u sell Guineafowl? angry

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Romance › Re: Apology After A Fight Poem, Forgive Me? by MrCork: 3:50pm On Jun 01, 2015

MsBliss:
Who Cares??

another advice

grow up or at least pretend to be matured .

^^^^atitude...and then she complians she can't find man on nairaland....dose any of yor boy friend hav mooiney or can they aford £28,000 (cash) range rover spot.....hav u ever even been to ORDNARY London sef?.. Goat! undecided

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Romance › Re: Apology After A Fight Poem, Forgive Me? by MrCork: 12:21pm On Jun 01, 2015

MsBliss:
You wish.

I think you really need to grow up. dumb boys are looking up to you.

sweeery may i remind u that ama Londoner..may i remind u that i drive #s £28,000 (cash) range rover spot and may i remind u that non of thoise yor homebase mechanic lookin boy friends can aford it...u aint even lightskin!!! (no oofeinse) undecided

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Romance › Re: Mr. Nairaland Contest 2015 - NOMINATION & VERIFICATION THREAD. by MrCork: 7:46am On Jun 01, 2015

adeh39:
ATTENTION PLEASE!!!

SCENTMARLC MY CHICKENPIE HAS BEEN BANNED AGAIN OOO.

So he asked me to pass this message to you guys.........

PLEASE HE NEEDS A CAMPAIGN TEAM, and it is not possible to plan on NL alone, So He thinks it will be better if you guys adds him on whatsapp, So you can be able to give him ideas on how to go about the campaign stuff.

This is His number

07030106829

Cc:

CC: MY CAMPAIGN TEAM
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HE NEEDS YOUR SUPPORT OOOO.

ABEG MAKE UNA HELP AM WIN THIS MR NAIRALAND CROWN OOO.

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 10:46pm On May 31, 2015

....am taking a stroll right now on Times Square New York eating grapes......for those of u homebase who don't no what grape is ,,well it look like what u people in Nigeria no as grovar! (No ofeeense) wink

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 10:38pm On May 31, 2015

Justfollowit:
Sweerie, I have got a BF

...who? ..basket mouth??....lookhear sweerie...if u lie agian err...I will slap yor face with my 17inches loooong kondo!! angry

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Politics › Re: President Muhammadu Buhari In Cheerful Mood (photo) by MrCork: 10:35pm On May 31, 2015

lalasticlala:
Would could have made him laugh like this?

I guess 'Cheers!!! I'm finally here'..

https://instagram.com/p/3WXOPqOuzR/

...,he still a Muslim though (no offennse) undecided

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 10:32pm On May 31, 2015

Justfollowit:
Get a life! I am not interested

...interested in who? Me?..sorry.. Too late... I can find u a guy man from nairaland though??.... Those guys will date any thing (no ofeeeense) undecided

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 10:30pm On May 31, 2015

Justfollowit:
Come on, we have got attendants who run our errands.

Think!

^^^^clearly one of those immigrants hidin in Scotland..... That's wher they usually stay if they don't hav papers

....sweery be nice to me or I call immigration!! angry

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 10:27pm On May 31, 2015

Truckpusher:
Try this

..bro..was the deal wit u & justfollowit......you nyanshin her or up juss friends? undecided

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 10:23pm On May 31, 2015

Justfollowit:
Darling, My bf can afford your entire generation . Anyways, can you please get one of your relative for me? I need one asap in Scotland.

No ofeeeense

^^^^ ther u go...juss like missclassy who claim her boy friend drives Bentley & Lamborghini ther in lagos.....and yet, spends 23hours of the day on nairaland.....this bush homebase females mennnn! (Pano ofeeense) undecided

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 10:20pm On May 31, 2015

Truckpusher:

....bro...forget That ugly Somali lookin Nigeria wanna be girl called justfollowit mennnn...she claim she is a virrrgin....the mofo ain't even lightskin! undecided

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 10:17pm On May 31, 2015

Justfollowit:
Nah thanks. I hate cars

Biko, leave me alone

^^^see yor Ghana head like guineafowl....can any of those yor homebase mechanic looookin boy friend aford £28,000(cash) range rover spot?.. Goat! ....any ways we will be lookin for house girl when I arrive in Nigeria next month (no ofeeeense) undecided

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Romance › Re: Rokiatu Where Are You? by MrCork: 10:13pm On May 31, 2015

sweetorgasm:
MEN!!! did anyone knows the where about of ROKIATU? im missing her dearly, "ROkiatu pls come back to nairaland na!! its been days now since i last saw you and its been like forever to me, "pls kindly log in, i miss our conversation so much and i miss that wondaful moment when i always make you laugh, please anyone here that sees her please do tell her that im missing her. "she has been my fun here in romanceland. "rokiatu i do miss you. "so let the hater start to bash me but i dnt care for this is my real side, im so caring and emotionally friendly, when i miss someone close to me, i dnt hesitate to speak out.

^^^ this crackhead keep refusing to re-bleach the left portion of his face to erakated the eczema! undecided

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 10:10pm On May 31, 2015

Justfollowit:
GO AND PLAY WITH YOURSELF

...how?.. Sweeery AMA lover not a fighter...and juss in case u ask again..did I mention I drive a £28,000 (cash) range rover spot wit alloy wills! wink

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Romance › Re: Ladies...serrriously, Whats Yor Reaction When Homebase Guys Toast You!! by MrCork(op): 10:07pm On May 31, 2015

snadguy007:
Cork!!!!! ... Your time is up cos change is here. So its either you change willingly or forcefully. We can't tolerate you any longer.

...do I no u? ... R u lookin for work? undecided

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 10:05pm On May 31, 2015

Justfollowit:
He is very slow

Now go play with yourelf

....sweery foget truck pusher...that boy is slow poke & lack action......truss me ,I wud hav enter longest time..

Mr cork<<<<<< 17 inches loooong!

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 10:01pm On May 31, 2015

Justfollowit:
Ermmm....I and Truckpusher are e-friends. We are just having fun

Sorry

...e friend?... So u sayn truck pusher has not yet enter??... Ok so u sayn he is slow? undecided

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Celebrities › Re: DJ Jimmy Jatt's Beautiful, Oyindamola Is Very Hot [SEE PHOTOS] by MrCork: 9:56pm On May 31, 2015

Missfavourblog:
Oyindamola is famous DJ Jimmy Jatt's first child and she's stunning. She's schooling abroad.

More Photos @http://www.missfavour.com/2015/05/dj-jimmy-jatts-beautiful-daughter.html

..rubbbbbish....no nyansh! angry

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 9:38pm On May 31, 2015

ireneony:
u can lie o...
elegidigah

...sweeery why wud I lie for?... Am in New Yorkright now headin back to London Peckam on Tuesday...been hear for 8 days angry

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 9:36pm On May 31, 2015

ireneony:
oh I see! it's like u are new here and u don't know u that naughty truckpusher is, let me give u a little tip about him
1. he is gay
2. he stalk females here a lot cos he knows he can't approach a lady offline
3. he act sissy all the time, can u imagine that
4. he act arrogant 99% of his time here
5. he is lonely
6. u can see the way he lick his fellow gender butt, which brings to the conclusion he is gay

...pls when u gonno change color to lightskin?....this is wot every man want! angry

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