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Romance › Re: Ladies...serrriously, Whats Yor Reaction When Homebase Guys Toast You!! by MrCork(op): 11:56pm On May 28, 2015
solid3:
Guy, I need to at this point ask some pertinent questions:

Where are u from?
When last did u visit naira?
Where did u reside at when u in naija if at all u outside d country.
Did you just say all u just said? Like seriously.

I keep a low profile, got plenty pix of me n outting with babes.

Check my signature.
..ok..so u sell computers in lagos and this means u can afford to take women out on dates?...you homebase guys take women out ridin Okada and then u expect them to be loyal and not to want to sleep wit a London guy??.. I was in Nigeria juss in feburay at Some junkyard called IKOYI and I was not impressed.....The only thing nice about my stayin in Nigeria was the 5 bed room Mansion with out door swimming pool and Mini GYM I waz stayn in....and gues wot..I slept wit 2 married women who wanted to taste a Londoner. (REAL TALK) angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Honouring The Legends Of Romance Section by MrCork: 11:49pm On May 28, 2015
Unibenstudent:
marry and have kids of cus..or rather start embracing maturity,,truss me in two years time..I will be packing my load of romance section to jobs/vacancies section or to family section.
...I love women too much to get marryed...I rather hav missclassy has one of my babes that to marry her...she looklike the kinda woman that will make a man age quickly though... she cuss too much! embarassed
Romance › Re: How You Overcame a Sexual Temptation: Lets Hear Your Testimonies by MrCork: 11:46pm On May 28, 2015
Tomfrench:
Most people call it green light, I call it temptation undecided .. when the opposite sex makes sexual advancements, to most guys its an 'answered prayer'... and to most ladies, its an opportunity to 'milk'..... where's the place of integrity huh

lets leave the married aside,

Do we still have guys in this century, that will look at a Hot/ heavenly endowed lady and just walk out the door huh
Do we still have ladies that will do the samehuh

Drop your comments
...U swich on Green light? .....is this meant to save electricity?...abi?..bro are u Ok? (no oofeinse) undecided
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Honouring The Legends Of Romance Section by MrCork: 11:45pm On May 28, 2015
Unibenstudent:
seconded..u all should enter family section..take up some responsibility
..Responsibity like how?...wot do u mean? angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 11:43pm On May 28, 2015
MizTyna:
Ooooh! Home based? Like really.
Lol. Lemme leave it at that.
...any ways..sweeery since u ask...did I mention I am from London Pekam and I drive £28,000 (cash) Range Rover Spot wit alloys wills, SaTellite Navigator. leather interior, metallick black, Crome CD player with Sacronic Germn Made boot Spoliers? angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Honouring The Legends Of Romance Section by MrCork: 11:40pm On May 28, 2015
missclasssy:
[color=#000050]You are old and you have been here since 2011 and you have had more than 9000 posts with all your Mrcork id's. [/color]
...who are u callin Old, u this Ghana Togolian woman from Togo? age is a nomba...Am a lover no a fighter and my job is to make females happy....including you! angry
Romance › Re: Ladies...serrriously, Whats Yor Reaction When Homebase Guys Toast You!! by MrCork(op): 11:38pm On May 28, 2015
solid3:
There you go, so, u think that will sweep any lady off her feet right. BTW your analogy of the hombase is totlly wrong, I wouldn't go that way.

There are so many ways I've approached ladies, the circumstances determines the approach.

It could be a simple as:

Guy: Hi
Lady: Hi
Guy: I noticed you from the other side and I decided to come over and find out if you such a friendly person to have a little chat with. Iyk is my name, you?
Lady: Lillian
#small talks
Guy: I never knew u such an interesting lady to b with, I'll like to have some more stimulating conversations with you some other time, if you don't mind can I have your number?
Lady: sure 08030050044
,,,bro..no oofeinse but since when did u homebase guys started chattin up females with English grammar?...don't u normaly chase them with piegeon English?... Serrriously and no joke...which website did u get that chat up line from? (no oofense) angry
Romance › Re: Ladies...serrriously, Whats Yor Reaction When Homebase Guys Toast You!! by MrCork(op): 11:35pm On May 28, 2015
solid3:
There you go, so, u think that will sweep any lady off her feet right. BTW your analogy of the hombase is totlly wrong, I wouldn't go that way.

There are so many ways I've approached ladies, the circumstances determines the approach.

It could be a simple as:

Guy: Hi
Lady: Hi
Guy: I noticed you from the other side and I decided to come over and find out if you such a friendly person to have a little chat with. Iyk is my name, you?
Lady: Lillian
#small talks
Guy: I never knew u such an interesting lady to b with, I'll like to have some more stimulating conversations with you some other time, if you don't mind can I have your number?
Lady: sure 08030050044
angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Honouring The Legends Of Romance Section by MrCork: 11:35pm On May 28, 2015
Unibenstudent:
old as Bleep,,she should be on Facebook searching for husbands not attacking we that she ought to take like juniors
..am a lover not a fighter & I like missclassy though....she is stubborn but always hold her grounds.... I love stubborn militant wahala females like Missclassy who never backs down (Real Talk) smiley
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 11:28pm On May 28, 2015
MizTyna:
Later y'all will open thread about how Nigerian girls love to bleach. I tire sef
..SWEEERY I DIDNT ASK U FOR LIFE STORY..i ASK IF YOR LIGHTSKIN.... you homebase fermales mennnn...Stress!! undecided
Celebrities › Re: Genevieve Nnaji Wants Us To See Her No Makeup Face [photo] by MrCork: 11:27pm On May 28, 2015
badassProdigy:
The actress posted this picture of her no makeup face on Instagram.
...BUT DONT U PEOPLE HAV LIGHTSKIN WOMENS IN THAT NIGERIA?.....WHAT RIS THIS?? angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Honouring The Legends Of Romance Section by MrCork: 11:25pm On May 28, 2015
Unibenstudent:
I mean ur username is old,,and that rat on ur dp is also old,that's what I call ancient of days..
...missclassy is only 37yrs old so r u sayn she old? undecided
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 11:24pm On May 28, 2015
MizTyna:
Nope
....any ways..u gots 2 week to change color to yellow or else...no man would want you on hear!! (no oofeinse) angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 11:23pm On May 28, 2015
MizTyna:
Nope
^^^^ attitude...and then she complains she cant find man on nairaland!! angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 11:20pm On May 28, 2015
MizTyna:
Hello everyone cheesy
...are u lightskin? angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Honouring The Legends Of Romance Section by MrCork: 11:19pm On May 28, 2015
Unibenstudent:
you are also from the old generation too,,although I was in that generation but then I was using another moniker to operate in politics section,,
...who are u callin old? angry
Romance › Re: Ladies...serrriously, Whats Yor Reaction When Homebase Guys Toast You!! by MrCork(op): 11:18pm On May 28, 2015
solid3:
Well, it seems most of the women you come across who will want to dump them guy for you are low esteem girls who doesn't know what she wants.

A well rounded naija based lady who know what she wants in her man and eventually gets going with a "homebase" guy who is OK for her wouldn't jump at u cos u've been to London.

C'on guy, wake up from your dreams.

Apart from being to London and back what else does it add to you?
..BRO U WANNA GO THER AGAIN...serrriously..whjat would a female want from a homebase guy, 4real?....Serrriously...when waz the last time a homebase guy to a female to Dinner, Cinema or even sef..the most romatic move ever: TAKING HER FOR A WALK?? .. huh? undecided
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Honouring The Legends Of Romance Section by MrCork: 11:14pm On May 28, 2015
Missclassy <<<<< Old Soldier!!! (AKA The Queen of Nairaland) grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Honouring The Legends Of Romance Section by MrCork: 11:13pm On May 28, 2015
Unibenstudent:
you unfortunately are from the old generation,u should migrate to family section, unless u are running from responsibility
...so are u Sayin Missclassy is Old Cargo?...My stomach OOOoooo ... grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Honouring The Legends Of Romance Section by MrCork: 11:11pm On May 28, 2015
missclasssy:
[color=#000050]These guys should be on your list.
They are the true legends of romance section.

Mr Cork
Ileke-idi
Dxplorer1
Mzdarkskin
Chimezie198
Jaybee (best romance section mod ever)
190
Okijajuju
Sexkillz
Ogugua88
Xynerise
Mrcork
Beaf
Itsmodella
Jarus
Even ishilove sef
Mzpotata
Rokiatu
Onila( as much as I hate to add her moniker)

[/color]
^^^I thinks she likes me though! embarassed
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Honouring The Legends Of Romance Section by MrCork: 11:09pm On May 28, 2015
Cutehector:
show us d evidence oo.. grin
...I will not reveal the real proof yet but I swaaar Missclassy is a sick child...not sick as in sick but sick in the head.

.. CHECK HER PICTURE PROFILE ...and then I will show u the original proof!....She the second most hated female on nairaland afta ggrin.
undecided
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 11:06pm On May 28, 2015
...am in the lift now headin to ma hotel room on the 35th floor..Hotel Pennsylvania, TIMES SQUARE NEW YORK!!. smiley
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Honouring The Legends Of Romance Section by MrCork: 11:03pm On May 28, 2015
Unibenstudent:
1)unibenstudent
2)tosyne2much
3)Mrcork
4)naijaboiy
5)tallesty1
6)ireneony
7)marieolae
...Bro pls create thread for Crackhead Queeens (Female known troublemakers).....We need a special section for likes of Missclassy...truss me ..she is sick....really sick and I hav evidence....I swaaaar she is a sick child. Truss me! Prooof! undecided
Celebrities › Re: Yoruba Actress, Flakky Ididowo Flaunts Her Stuffs by MrCork: 11:00pm On May 28, 2015
SleekyP:
Guys, if you are looking for some heavy “manchester”, this babe got it in large quantity. Lol! See more:



...Kaiii...see Yelllow booobsi...I will drink that $*** and re-fill the cup twice...kaiiiii! tongue
Romance › Re: Ladies...serrriously, Whats Yor Reaction When Homebase Guys Toast You!! by MrCork(op): 10:55pm On May 28, 2015
IF HE WANNA GO THERE THEN I GO THERE:

HOMEBASE GUY TOASTING A FEMALE:
SCENARIO
Homebase Guy: Darlin. Please can I no you coz think I no u from some where. ..Darlin can I have yor nomba? (This is there favourite chatuo line)
Homebase female: huh?? ...which nomba??... F*** NO... ..... GET THE STEPPPING!!!! angry


THE LONDONER TOASTING A FEMALE:
SCENARIO:
Londoner: Hey Sugarpie, yor gloomy eyes moves like an ocean movin from River Nile while yor smile feels like the Mountain beggin for Vocano..May I have yor number?

Homebase Female: Really?? OOoooo Thank u so much & hear is my nomba. Please call me! wink

..My professional advise: Don't hate the Playa..Hate the Game!!(no oofeinse) angry


Romance › Re: Ladies...serrriously, Whats Yor Reaction When Homebase Guys Toast You!! by MrCork(op): 10:47pm On May 28, 2015
solid3:
Now let's face the matter bro, are you trying to tell me that most of our guys home who haven't traveled to London can't beat you guy who've been out to it when it comes to meeting and keeping a well rounded babe?

Yeah, traveling is part of learning but it doesn't end there. Your manner of approach and attitude towards ladies matters more.

Traveling to London doesn't guarantee your high self esteem or make you a millionaire.

You need to change your mentality ASAP or better still get brain washed the right way. tongue
..YOU WANNA GO THERE??...OK LETS GO THERE....When as any homebase female ever been happy to be approached by u homebase guys??...how comes they always cheat on u people and then...why is it that we Londoner can take yor women anyday...Like it or not? huh?...PLEASE DONT MAKE ME GON ON SIR!!

..infact, ask any female who they wud choooose btw us: You in that place Nigeria or Me the Londoner? (no oofeinse)
angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 10:42pm On May 28, 2015

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