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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 10:59pm On May 27, 2015
ggrin:
see this local bunga peckham boy throwing trash on NLundecided

Ima crew, we spend money like Bleepundecided
U want someundecided
We spend money like we postin billhuh


Hey yo! Send me ur add, I'll send kingtom overangry
U need to change ya fuckin lifestyle mehnembarassed
.. Postin Bill? ok sweeery..do u mind if I refer to u as *Muppet head?*.......QUIT DEARILING THE THREAD!!!! undecided
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 10:56pm On May 27, 2015
ggrin:
£28,000 RRS like seriouslyhuh

So ur thz poor FFSangry

Bitchh like me cruising 2015 bugatti veron £20m (cash) cool

We cruising millions rides ima crew, we not rolling with poor nigga like u undecided
.^^^^^side effect of smoking crack..... B!Tch crusin £20m (cash) Bugatti veron and yet she spends 23 hours of her day on nairaland!!! embarassed
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 10:44pm On May 27, 2015
ggrin:
impress uundecided
Like seriouslyundecided I've got better tin(s) to do biatchundecided



Jets outta thread cool
....berrra things like what?? ..remove yor wig??....sweeeery ama lover not a fighter...be nice to me and I will send u 2 packets of anti-ageing cream for yor face...ermm U aint ugly but yor face needs help!! (no oofeinse) angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 10:41pm On May 27, 2015
ggrin:
see ur leg like cow tailundecided........Virgin airways u sayundecided that local airwaysundecided


I jet with my popsy private jet manundecided

From germany - france - spain - england - russia name it poor local peckham bitcchangry
...and sweeery..juss in case u ask again..did I mention that I drive metalliic black £28,000 (cash) Range Rover Spot with alloys wills? angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 10:38pm On May 27, 2015
Chiam55:
Mrcork is going tiffany's to get me a $50000 engagement ring grin
...sweery u no I can afford it and those homebase aint gats moiney....anyways, how many do u want? wink
Romance › Re: Ladies...serrriously, Whats Yor Reaction When Homebase Guys Toast You!! by MrCork(op): 10:36pm On May 27, 2015
...when people cant handle the truth they get upset....serrriously...IF YALL THINK AM LYIN..THEN ASK ANY FEMALE IF THEY WANT U HOMEBASE GUYS TO NEAR THEM....ASK!!!

...the thread is only to encourage females to be nicer to homebase guys and no giv us Londoners all tha attension....cant u people be great ful? (no oofeinse)
undecided
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 10:32pm On May 27, 2015
ggrin:
see ur leg like cow tailundecided........Virgin airways u sayundecided that local airwaysundecided


I jet with my popsy private jet manundecided

From germany - france - spain - england - russia name it poor local peckham bitcchangry
...OK...SO YOU JET WIT YOR PUPSY AIR PLANE FROM ENGLAND TO UK...ABI??......loookhear sweeeery,...ama lover not a fighter...if u lie again ehhh...I swaaaar I will double swaaaar for u three times & get u deported from Nigeria...STOP LYIN AND QUIT TRYN TO IMPRESS ME..goat!!! angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 10:29pm On May 27, 2015
Chiam55:
Nope embarassed you my one and only kiss
**blushin** smiley
Romance › Re: Ladies...serrriously, Whats Yor Reaction When Homebase Guys Toast You!! by MrCork(op): 10:28pm On May 27, 2015
Our sencere apologies as Londoners...this thread is not designed to upset you homebase guys....even opinion poll result from 2 week ago confirms that females are fedddup of homebase guys toastin or attemptin to toast them! (no ofeinse) angry
Romance › Re: Ladies...serrriously, Whats Yor Reaction When Homebase Guys Toast You!! by MrCork(op): 10:24pm On May 27, 2015
krall3:
Mods please kiss kiss
^^^^Homebase guy cryin for help.....is it ma fault females don't enjoy chattin wit u guys?......Bro, don't hate the playa..Hate the game! (no oofeinse) embarassed
Romance › Ladies...serrriously, Whats Yor Reaction When Homebase Guys Toast You!! by MrCork(op): 10:07pm On May 27, 2015
..Ladies, y*all no we Londoners have notin but love for u and we no how much u enjoy talkin to us coz we have Swagg, Moiney, Berrra cars and very good lookin...anyways...no to get distracted:

..Ladies...serrriously, Whats yor reaction when Homebase guys toast you? Do u feel like running away or u juss wanna change yor nomba or u juss wish they could automatically start lookin like we Londoners? Whats yor take on this apart from tryin to run away or change yor nomba or even sef...tell them to stay far far far far away from ya?



Mature contributions please and please please please....keep it clean (Cheers & no oofeinse)
smiley
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 9:57pm On May 27, 2015
Ploutos:
cheesy
Me good. You? grin
...WHICH GOOD YOU??...YOU BERRA BAK OF FROM MA WOMAN U THIS TOGOLIAN LOOKIN MECHANIC FROM TOGO...CANT U SEE SHE LIGHT SKIN?...CAN U AFORD HER? angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 9:55pm On May 27, 2015
Chiam55:
Hey darling cheesy
...WHO THE HECK ARE U CALLIN DARLIN...YOU CHEATER...U CHEATIN ON ME AGAIN...ABI? angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 9:54pm On May 27, 2015
...anyways people...for u people who nevar been abroad before or inside Virgin Airways....anyways....am in NY Times Square right now about to walk in Macy,s to buy couple of suit & tie and to replace ma £4000 Raymond Weils Diamond ducted wrist watch!!! (no oofeinsse) wink
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 9:49pm On May 27, 2015
ggrin:
soundecided
...see yor head like DOnkeys Nyansh..... I said I farted on a Plane & yor reply waz *so?*....hangon..have u ever been on VIRGIN AIRWAYS?....abi u want to compare it to that yor Nigeria Airways that uses Kerosine?? (no oofeinse) angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 9:46pm On May 27, 2015
...WOW...NEW YORK iz nice..not as nice as London though....only in NY for 5days and my to my United Kingdon London Pekam...dyammm I miss London!! cheesy
Celebrities › Re: DJ Cuppy Hits The Streets Of New York, Goes Urban Chick In New Photos by MrCork: 6:24pm On May 27, 2015
ikombe:
who is he huh


...that thing ugly as hell ....we don't even no the thing hear in London!! (no oofeinse) angry











Which of the weed u take na undecided
Romance › Re: I Saw The Replica Of My Future Wife Today by MrCork: 6:14pm On May 27, 2015
Ifeconwaba:
What a beauty, i just saw the type of girl i have been praying to God to give me as a wife in future today. And i know and trully believe that God will do it for me
..don't worry...I can help you! angry
Art, Graphics & Video › Re: Digital Painting Of Flavour Nabania. Rate Pls!!! by MrCork: 6:12pm On May 27, 2015
Jazzcelestin:
thanks i really appreciate
angry
Celebrities › Re: DJ Cuppy Hits The Streets Of New York, Goes Urban Chick In New Photos by MrCork: 6:11pm On May 27, 2015
badassProdigy:
DJ Cuppy is one Urban babe on the streets of New York city in this splendid new shots...


Photo Credit: Anuel Modebe
... aint light skin....who is he? angry
Art, Graphics & Video › Re: Digital Painting Of Flavour Nabania. Rate Pls!!! by MrCork: 5:29pm On May 27, 2015
Jazzcelestin:
wasn't that easy though
...RUBBBBISH!!! angry
Romance › Re: Do You Prefer Curvy And Big Girls Or Slim Girls? State Reasons by MrCork: 11:08pm On May 26, 2015
morereb10:
Please state your reason oooo guys cuz is fun night
...ok...I take it u now have petrol....abi? angry
Romance › Re: Mrcork Online Relationship Help & Advise for all...pls Ask Questions. by MrCork(op): 11:03pm On May 26, 2015
adaxxy:
@Mrcork its Peckham and not pekam you wrote.
angry
Romance › Re: In Less Than 2 Sentences Describe What U Want In A Man Or A Woman by MrCork: 11:00pm On May 26, 2015
boynigeria:
Describe the ideal man or woman u love to be with in less than[b]two sentence[/b]
..bro .u don't hav sskoool homework? (no ofeiinse) angry
Romance › Re: If Your Girlfriend Fry Plantain Like This, Dump Her (pics) by MrCork: 10:55pm On May 26, 2015
agarawu23:
undecided undecided undecided

when you pay 1million as her bride price and she offers you "sacrifice of the gods" as your dinner instead of plantain. bad market
...and if u dump her, u gonnno sleep wit pillow case.....abi??... GOAT!!!(no ofeeinse) angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 8:27pm On May 26, 2015
...kaii.....I juss farted in the plane...on ma way to New York for 3 nights!! smiley
Romance › Re: I Don't Understand This by MrCork: 3:41am On May 25, 2015
QueenHeart:
He said,"I wanna be fucking you for the rest of my life".plz NL what does he mean
...THIS IS NOT ROCKET SCEINCE GADEMMMIT...IT MEANS YOR LEG MUST BE OPEN & ON STAND BY 24/7!!! (where is the common sense) undecided
Romance › Re: My Mother Or My Finace? by MrCork: 3:35am On May 25, 2015
smsshola:
Please I need a mature advice am really confuse as u can c I can't sleep because of d problem am going tru Btw my finance and my mother. Read my story and give ur advice:

I was born in a family of 5 my two sis, my mum and my dad..lost my dad few yrs ago so all ds while it has bn tru d struggle of my mum wt pain and hard labor she was able to c me tru uni days..

Today am working wt one of d oil company and relatively doing well and ok, though still praying fo better height. Now my problem start wen I brought a lady home fo my marriage and my mum opposed to d affairs wt reason she won't say;I also came wt anoda lady nd she said there is no way cos she has gone for prayer and dey told her it won't work.

The bone of contention is d current lady am dating;a lady dt we both love our selves and to be truthful to u guys she loves me more dn I do fo her and am also ready to settle down wt her;but after introducing her to my mum she said she wl go nd pray abt our future together as Hus and wify;she came back saying our early days together wl b okay but at old age we won't b compatible nd dt many dangers wl emerge.

Nairalander's am so confuse dt i don't kno what to do this state of mine led mi to ask one of my colleague out wh she consented and we av started dating,she even introduce me to her mum and her family I took a dangerous step and tell my mum abt her after two days she called me dt she has prayed and dt my colleague is my real wife...According to her d imam or pastor confirmed we ar okay to marry.

This her statement throw me into disarray cos the real lady dt love me wt all her might is not taking things lightly she is not ready to believe my mum tale dt we are not meant fo each other:while my colleague dt I just try my luck on her is now d one my mother is saying she is my wife even though she is not from my tribe,but d first one is from our tribe.

Nairalanders help me, wish shu I go for?Shu I neglect my mum advice and marry d lady dt loves me so much or I Shu leave her and marry my colleague based on my mother advicehuh? Pls help a confuse fellow.
....THIS IS NOT ROCKET SCIENCE GADEEMMMMIT.....which one are u gonnno Nyansh every day??. ....do the maths...AND THATS YOR ANSA!!! (no ooofeinse) angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 4:00pm On May 24, 2015
VictoriaBee:
You mean 1.7 inches grin
angry

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