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Nairaland General › Re: What Are/is The Criteria For A Thread To Make Frontpage??@mods by MrCork: 4:36pm On May 30, 2015

misreal:
abeg I no want bansss oh..lol..

..bro..missclassy is the number trouble maker on nairaland banned 18 times...check this out:

https://www.nairaland.com/2335654/letter-apology-moderators-fellow-nairalanders

grin

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Nairaland General › Re: What Are/is The Criteria For A Thread To Make Frontpage??@mods by MrCork: 4:27pm On May 30, 2015

missclasssy:
[color=#000050] You are welcome.[/color]

^^^^^, troublemaker who been banned 8 times teachinn people how to reach front page grin

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 4:23pm On May 30, 2015

Chiam55:
Baby I'd never cheat on a full Londoner like you

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 3:58pm On May 30, 2015

Chiam55:
Love of my life!

How are you?

^^^^ this chick is cheatin on me AGAIN!!! angry

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 3:53pm On May 30, 2015

...CHECK OUT THIS MESSAGE FROM MISSCLASSSY and due to this thread, I now promice to find her a man from Nairaland.... We accept!!:

https://www.nairaland.com/2335654/letter-apology-moderators-fellow-nairalanders

grin

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Romance › Re: Team Virgin Thread by MrCork: 12:03pm On May 30, 2015

sweetorgasm:
This is a thread for virgins only,(team virgins) all romanceland virgins come in here.

sweetorgasm <<<<<<<< THE MALE CRACKHEAD VERSION OF MISSCLASSY: known fpr creatin dump threads & arguin like blind mouse!! (no oofeiinse) embarassed

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 10:05pm On May 29, 2015

MrLayih:
this mumu sha,5th ave ko,42nd street ni...mumu

^^^^ the broke as mofos will all ways somtin to say! undecided

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 9:50pm On May 29, 2015

...WOW....juss came outter the toilet after poo pooing in my hotel hear in NEW YORK: hotel penn in Times Squre... I feel lighter and am goin for another $2,800 shopping spree 5th avenue in manhatan! wink

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Politics › Re: President Buhari At The Mosque For Prayers by MrCork: 7:42pm On May 29, 2015

adaybayor:
Ode

^^^I bet on ma £28,000 (cash) range rover spot that he a muslim...I lie? (no oofeinse) angry

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Nairaland General › Re: Patience Jonathan Shines In Bayelsa (Photo) by MrCork: 7:41pm On May 29, 2015

sexymoma:
Otondo... well some pple nor Jesus buh dem dey describe am as Oyinbo.. So it's allowed

...ok..pliss do u hav nyansh? undecided

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Politics › Re: President Buhari At The Mosque For Prayers by MrCork: 5:02pm On May 29, 2015

lalasticlala:
The President excused himself from the Presidential inauguration lunch for prayers. He is pictured here in the mosque...

http://www.enjoygram.com/m/995667703094299514_290514337

...ok..I don't hav any thing agaist muslim people but I all ways advise people to stay far far far far far far far far far far away from them...... They all the same & muss never be truusssted ((Freedom of speech & Expressssion))) ...No oofeiinse!! angry

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Nairaland General › Re: Patience Jonathan Shines In Bayelsa (Photo) by MrCork: 5:00pm On May 29, 2015

sexymoma:
i want to bliv you aren't referring to me

..Buhari wife is Fat..You are Fat...serrriously...why are all the womens fat in that Nigeria? ...and how on earth do u people expect a guy to lift you? (no ofeinse) angry

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Nairaland General › Re: Patience Jonathan Shines In Bayelsa (Photo) by MrCork: 4:58pm On May 29, 2015

sexymoma:
i want to bliv you aren't referring to me

...Yep You...sweeeery .how can u call yor sef sexxxxxy when u r fat??....since which yeare is fat call sexxxxy? U people don't hav GYM in ther in NIgeria? (no oofeinse) angry

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Romance › Re: Ladies Why Do You Do This? by MrCork: 4:22pm On May 29, 2015

2dice:
Why is that ladies adjust their Top or skirt when they sight a Guy or a Group of Guys .... **

...SEE QUESTION OOOooooo...BRO,ARE U SUPOSE TO LOOOK OR ARE U SOPOSE TO ASK QUESTION??...O lord hav Mercy!! (no oofeense) angry

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Nairaland General › Re: Patience Jonathan Shines In Bayelsa (Photo) by MrCork: 4:20pm On May 29, 2015

sexymoma:
Why are you lying

...sweery I don't mean to sound rudes but how can u call yor sef sexxxxy when u r fat?....juss askin! (no ofeinse) angry

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Nairaland General › Re: Patience Jonathan Shines In Bayelsa (Photo) by MrCork: 4:19pm On May 29, 2015

...cant imagine meetin a chick hear in London and she says: Pliss Darlin.. can I Waka wit you??......Truss me...I WILL CALL IMMIGRATION!! (no ofeinsse) angry

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Nairaland General › Re: Patience Jonathan Shines In Bayelsa (Photo) by MrCork: 4:17pm On May 29, 2015

icedbreez:
Dame Patience radiant as ever.

..RADIANT WHERE??...that IBO woman that destroyed Nigeria globaly with her Pigieon English: I GO WAKA Ooooooo..

....WHere the hell is she Wakaring to? (no oofeinse) angry

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 4:14pm On May 29, 2015

...and to be honest, all men are fedddup of watchin foreign poooono movies. ....and accoding to opinion poll result from 3weeks ago..every male said they wud prefa watchin Homemade bluuue film!

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 4:10pm On May 29, 2015

QUICK QUESTION....can somebody come back home to invest in bluuue film Industries ther in Nigeria??....The whole idea will be to prevent guys from cheatin on ther partners, reading dirty magasines and most of all..chasin anytin in skirt. ..Tryna tink if ideas to help that Nigeria be developed!

...it wll be great for the youth!

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 12:27pm On May 29, 2015

francizy:

An Igbo babe, not Nigerian? Then you must be a Biafran!

...You berrrra bak of from ma woman, Chiam55....U this MEchanic lookin homebase Africa man...cant u see she iz lightskin? CAN U AFROD HER? (no oofeinse) angry

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 12:25pm On May 29, 2015

Transformium:
Are you the one on your profile picture?

^^^^^juss when u toastin a chick...thers is always one SELF MADE MOFO* that comes outter NO WHERE (juss like Missclassy) and messes the flow!! (no oofeinse) undecided

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 12:19pm On May 29, 2015

raquelraquel:
Stop quoting me

^^^^they usualy get defensive when u catch them out....Bro why the hel lu dressin as female?? U THINK THOSE HOMEBASE GUYS WUD FALL FOR U TRYN TO LOOK FEMALE?... you silly Richard (no oofeinse) angry

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 11:23am On May 29, 2015

raquelraquel:
Ok. Thanks

..RICHARD...we salute!! wink

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 11:23am On May 29, 2015

raquelraquel:

...bro I don't hav anytin agaist Males who dress as females...We ressspect brave guys like you who make statements!

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 11:21am On May 29, 2015

raquelraquel:
What's Darlin Cork, How are you. What do you drive?

raquelraquel <<<<<< MALE...loooookat his adams apple...truss me...raquelraquels is a MAN..i swaaaaar!!! angry

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 11:19am On May 29, 2015

raquelraquel:
What's this poo?

...Hello DragQueen...how are you? undecided

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 11:18am On May 29, 2015

MzNelly:
So, lemme guess this straight...You're in London and watching the inauguration?

...sweeery I am London, Pekam based but in New York right right now for few days: Am watchin it live from NEW YORK PENN HOTEL in Times Sqaure right now...and juss hopin that IBO woman(Patiense Goodlock jonathan..pridsedents wife) does not disgrace Nigeria again with her Piegion English Grammmar!....... ok.. Do I make sense or U want meto clarify ma location again? undecided

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 10:33am On May 29, 2015*

..dyaaamm...I hope they don't allow that IBO woman: Patience goodlock jonathan (prissdents wife) to spek durin this auguration...she will definatly destroy the whole place with her piegeonn English grammar: * I go waka waka 00000*

..I wonder where she is wakaring to?(no oofeinnse) undecided

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 10:21am On May 29, 2015

....Juss watchin The Nigerian President inauguration at me Hotel hear in NEW YORK relaxed in the Jacuuuzii:Hotel Pennsivilia.... I only payed only $820 per night!! wink

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Honouring The Legends Of Romance Section by MrCork: 12:04am On May 29, 2015

missclasssy:
[color=#000050]Mtcheeew!

I am going to bed. Good night.[/color]

Pls quit actin like stubborn goat & GRO UP....anyways.,,be nice.. so do u have Nyansh, booobsi, hips..and so on...pls describe!

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Honouring The Legends Of Romance Section by MrCork: 12:01am On May 29, 2015

Unibenstudent:
bruv,gals like missclasssy end up marrying nearly when their menopause nearly approaches,jus forget that missclassy is a woman,,take her as a female and die of heart attack..

...Missclassy lookslike the kinda IBO woman that keeps juju in her purse...4real....if u say the wrong things to her, she wud juss make yor *Kondo* disappear!! (REAL TALK) embarassed

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Honouring The Legends Of Romance Section by MrCork: 11:58pm On May 28, 2015

missclasssy:
[color=#000050]Mrcork it's okay. You have said enough. [/color]

...QUIT THE ATTITUDE & lets talk like adult.,..pls describe yor body: Shape, size, curves and things & things..?

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