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Romance › Re: The World Is Ending!! This Little Boy Born With B00bs (PHOTO) by MrCork: 2:06pm On May 23, 2015
Twaci:
smiley Thanks.
...TWACI....AM SO ANGRY WIT U FOR NOT WINNING MISS NAIRALAND...SWEEERY BUT WHY DIDNT U PUT UP THIS PICTURE INSTEAD ..LOOKIN LIKE BEYANSI?...I LOVE THIS PIC...why why why?? angry
Celebrities › Re: BOOBS POP OUT!! Rita Ora Suffers Major Wardrobe Malfunction At The Cannes Film by MrCork: 2:02pm On May 23, 2015
Bonkz:
Hope she doesn’t sneeze! Rita Ora is VERY close to wardrobe malfunction as she holds onto her chest while wearing risqué white dress with plunging neckline and high slit in Cannes
The 24-year-old Hot Right Now singer looked on the edge of a wardrobe malfunction as the left top part of her number appeared as if it was barely covering her chest. At one point she event put her hand up to her breast to make sure it didn’t fall out.
If this was in Nigeria, She will be all over twitter and Instagram..lol
It’s apparent that the theme for women at this year’s Cannes Film Festival is the more low-cut the dress the better..
And Rita Ora certainly got the memo as on Thursday night the songbird wore a super-plunging white suit/gown to a concert at the Hotel Marriott. See more below
http://www.bonkoscrib.com/2015/05/boobs-pop-out-rita-ora-suffers-major.html#more
...I will clearly drink those....but serrrriously....how comes homebase females never looklike her? angry
Education › Re: Let's See How Intelligent You Are by MrCork: 1:58pm On May 23, 2015
nikkiehan:
we'v discussed so much on relationships stuff, nw let's see how fast our brain works.jst wish to share dis here
...ok..so u loookin for fast brain husband??...on nairaland?...sweery do u realize 99.8% of them people are Nigeria Homebase? ...although am from London,Pekam?...r u lightskin? angry
Education › Re: Let's See How Intelligent You Are by MrCork: 1:56pm On May 23, 2015
nikkiehan:
we'v discussed so much on relationships stuff, nw let's see how fast our brain works.jst wish to share dis here
angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 1:52pm On May 23, 2015
ANGELMARVE:
i dnt bleach and iv neva bleached so keep ur opinion to ur self
...and if u claim u don't bleach ...then u muss be Albino.. I lie?....Loookat yor Gademmm multicolored Congolese face for Gods Sake!!(no oofeinse) angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 1:47pm On May 23, 2015
ANGELMARVE:
i dnt bleach and iv neva bleached so keep ur opinion to ur self
..really..u don't bleach but one portion of yor face is white & the other is dak...abi??.....Loookhear brother, don't let me slap yor face wit my 17inches looong Kondo!!! angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 1:36pm On May 23, 2015
TheSonOfMark:

Hopefully it'll stay sane for days, at least.
...I agree ooooo.. embarassed
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 1:34pm On May 23, 2015
ANGELMARVE:
im going to b d next mr nairaland
...errm bro...serrriously..I strongly suggest u focus on re-bleachin the second portion of yor Albino face....It looks multi-coloured & f**Ked up....((no oofeinse))) undecided
Romance › Re: The World Is Ending!! This Little Boy Born With B00bs (PHOTO) by MrCork: 1:31pm On May 23, 2015
falconey:
The photo of this little boy surfaced online and social
media is saying the Boy actually had real Boobs but
we are thinking it’s a Photoshop. See the real photo in
the link below and tell us what you think.

gynaecomastia?


Miss ya lala247 ( crying )


http://9javibes.com/gist/the-world-is-ending-this-little-boy-born-with-b00bs/?utm_source=&utm_medium=facebook
^^^^^PETERFILE...so u enjoy loookin at pictures of naaaked children??...abi.....what the f*** has this story gots to do with Romance section? u crackhead,.. SHAME ON YOU!!! angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 1:28pm On May 23, 2015
micktoxin:
Mr Cork as my favorite poster on this board, I hereby offer you my sister in return for £28,000 cash upront. This payment is non refundable I must add, so if she doesn't like you..... I am afraid there is nothing I can do.
She is light skin too wink
..bro...sadly homebase girls never as preeety as that......who iz she and where she at? smiley
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 1:26pm On May 23, 2015
ANGELMARVE:
fraud
...Bro...no ofeeinse to yor picture profie but u look like those Rwanda rufugee tryin to cross over into our UK...was u hidin in a cave? (no ofeinse) undecided
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 1:24pm On May 23, 2015
micktoxin:
Mr Cork as my favorite poster on this board, I hereby offer you my sister in return for £28,000 cash upront. This payment is non refundable I must add, so if she doesn't like you..... I am afraid there is nothing I can do.
She is light skin too wink
^^^^^YESS SURRRR...THATS MA NIGUUUA!!!! wink
Romance › Re: I Took Her To Her Room And Show Her My Thing by MrCork: 1:00pm On May 23, 2015
ProfGday:
How I Took A Girl To Her Room To Show Her My Thing.
She Was Sitting Alone At Their Verandah When I Came, Their
Compound Was Empty, Everyone Had Gone Out, Vivian I Want To
Show You Something, What Is It? She Asked.
Can I Show It To You In Your Room? Okay, She Replied.
We Went Inside, Can We Close The Door? Hmmmm, Okay She Agreed.
Can We Close The Window? Okay, She Accepted.
Can We Off The Lights? Yeeeesss, She Responded.
Hold My Hand, She Held My Hand. What Is it? She Inquired.
I Unveiled It And Said See, My New Wrist-Watch, It Shines In
Darkness.
For Those Whose Minds Has Gone Far, Pray So That Evil Thought Will
Leave You This Year.


ISHILOVE.................DO UR THING
..hello brother how are u....are u a mechanic or you are a mechanic?? Juss askin! (no ofeinse) angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 12:56pm On May 23, 2015
xynerise:
Are bleached skins included?
..is yor name SEUN??..... Bro plis can I talk to u like next month or month afta??.....am kinda busy right now..gademmit!! (no ofeeinse) angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 12:52pm On May 23, 2015
..SEUN....kindly Urgently plis provide the name & number of the lightskin yellow babe on the Romance Sextion homepage...... I think I love her...I swaaaar!! smiley
Romance › Re: How Do You Deal With An Employee With A Crush ? by MrCork: 12:49pm On May 23, 2015
felifeli:
I hope this is the right section for posting this.

Supposing you are divorced and have a young employee who is a hard worker and strives to please, But you find that she seems to be getting too affectionate towards you. This girl is in her late 20s and nearly 30 years your junior. You don't want to get involved with her - she has nothing that you may want except possibly sex , and the last thing you want is another child . She is a fantastic worker otherwise . What would you do? Fire her ?
...Plis repeat the question!! angry
Romance › Re: How Do You Deal With An Employee With A Crush ? by MrCork: 12:48pm On May 23, 2015
felifeli:
I hope this is the right section for posting this.

Supposing you are divorced and have a young employee who is a hard worker and strives to please, But you find that she seems to be getting too affectionate towards you. This girl is in her late 20s and nearly 30 years your junior. You don't want to get involved with her - she has nothing that you may want except possibly sex , and the last thing you want is another child . She is a fantastic worker otherwise . What would you do? Fire her ?
angry
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland 2015 Winner Is TohPahz by MrCork: 11:39am On May 23, 2015
..TOHPAHZ....BEAURIFUL...ALMOST LIGHTSKIN.....WIFEY MATERIAL...MISS MISSNAIRALAND 2015......LETS GO!!!! wink
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 6:28pm On May 22, 2015
baarbie:
What are you saying? All the big boys and gangstars are on instagram.
....correction...thats for soft men & gay guys...we real gangsters deal wit the real $hit. ..i gots pounds sterling! angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 6:16pm On May 22, 2015
baarbie:
Why don't you just follow her on instagram.
...sweeery ama Gangster & aint gots time for Stacygram....by the way and juss in case u ask again...did I mention that am from London,Pekam & I drive £28,000 (cash) Range Rover Spot!! wink
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 6:08pm On May 22, 2015
baarbie:
That's Mercy Aigbe. She is a Yoruba actress.

Wait, don't you know anything about anything?
...thanks anyways....am comin to look for her when I arrive in Nigeria next month....so whats her nomba? smiley
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 6:06pm On May 22, 2015
baarbie:
That's Mercy Aigbe. She is a Yoruba actress.

Wait, do you know anything about anything?
...see yor head like Toilet roll....sweeery aM from London Pekam gademmit....how do u expet me to no her?..she simply lookslike my kinda of women and sadly, homebase Nigerian females are never as preety as that. She look more like us Londoners (no ofeinse) angry
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland 2015 Winner Is TohPahz by MrCork: 5:57pm On May 22, 2015
...Winners identity slightly revealed: ...she is Nigerian and she iz lightskin!! (and That's all I can expose for now) wink
Romance › Re: What Every Man Hates ... (true Story) by MrCork(op): 5:54pm On May 22, 2015
...I guess all men have finaly agreed and concluded that it is rude, horrible and disrectfull for any female (NO MATTER HOW BEAURIFUL) to over-take a guy even on the fast LANE......especialy in 2015..pirrriod!! angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 5:51pm On May 22, 2015
SEUN....wassssup....who is the preeeety lightskin babe on the Romance Section homepage?....bro we gats to talk!!! wink
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland 2015 Winner Is TohPahz by MrCork: 5:21pm On May 22, 2015
adeh39:
Gone through the profile of all the contestants.....

I am really impressed by the way they all answer the questions.....

They are beautiful, Intelligent, Bold...... as in..... they are too much.

So I'm really confused right now.

Who do I vote for?

I wish i can vote for all of them

Is it Twaci
or
Tohpaz
or
Mzlaurel
or
Sandranaub
or
Subbied

?
.....ok...which one is lighter and has the berrra curvy full sugar coated body? angry
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland 2015 Winner Is TohPahz by MrCork: 1:10pm On May 22, 2015
Midehi:
yet you dont have a profile pics.
...sweeery since u ask & juss in case u interested..did I mention I have moiney & I drive £28,000 (cash) Range Rover Spot!! wink

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