₦airaland Forum

davseun2ta:
somebody is about to explode here!!!... wait! did you just referred to me as a "B!TCH?... gosh! this guy is definitely a GAY...#CoveringMyAnus.... #Runaway

davseun2ta:
lolz... bravo!!! ...... hey! look!!! you are spilling already....(now that's what dirty magazines has turned you to....) jerking like an unscrewed tap...lolz

davseun2ta:
dude! like seriously you need to go back to your elementary. You need it!!! and please take note 1 + 1 = 2... (who knows, you may not know your arithmetic..) starved gay that ended up self servicing....o ma se oooo (SMH)

davseun2ta:
... I guess that was gross for me. you actually caused it! cos you find it very difficult to read through the lines.... NOT ALL GUYS READ DIRTY MAGAZINES WHILE $HITING...!!!

REASONS...

*Not all guys can read!

*Not all guys enjoy staying in the toilet for so long

*Not all guys Self service... except for those who read dirty magazines(you inclusive)

I hope with this few point of mine, I have been able to convince you and not to confuse you that YOUR THREAD SUCKS!!!

jephri:
Join me in my quest, to name the greatest

davseun2ta:
lol.... Starved gay.... I can see your pain. It's not easy trying to convince people to enroll in your myopic school of thought and no body is even looking towards your direction.... Dude! Go get a life. Cos like I said, obviously you self service, which of cause is as a result of the "magazine you read while $hiting"... Living in fantasies only help kill your present. The earlier the better for you dude... Am a pure Nigerian! Omo Eko for that matter... Born and bread in Lagos! Loool

yahayya1a:
protective measures eh. . . but the issue is what to say when buying it,which also reminds me of victor at a pharmacy:
victor: i need cond . . .
shop owner: cond what?
victor: (sees his mom coming in) um i mean CONDENSED MILK sir.
shop owner: ok son.

yahayya1a:
will put that into my to do list.

yahayya1a:
heheheh you a born comedian or what? thats also 4nny considering . . .

yomanovic:
Fellow Nairalanders, what can you all make of this? My girlfriend is still in school and the location of her school is about 10 hour drive to where I am which makes it impossible for us to see often. it's causing delay for me though but that's not the issue now.
We were discussing one day and she said she can't date a student like herself. I asked her why but she said he will come and eat her food, carry other girls around stuffs like that. but what i see is that she can't date any guy who can't afford to give her money. furthermore she wouldn't have dated me if i were to be a student. or is that wrong?

Girls of today are just after money and not love because its clear from this discussion that she can't suffer with a guy. am i wrong?

yahayya1a:
heheheh 9ce joke,but i just turned 18 today. . .

akinlolu2015:
Ivory Coast has banned skin-whitening creams because of health concerns, the health ministry says.
It says "cosmetic lightening and hygiene creams... that de-pigment the skin... are now forbidden".
Whitening creams have been popular for years among young women - and
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- See more at: http://akinlolu4real..com/2015/05/ivory-coast-bans-skin-whitening-cream.html

yahayya1a:
happy birthday to myself.

jewelgold:
Dear all

I created a thread about my fiancee's question "hope u won't be angry if I have phone intimacy with someone else"

Please read the thread to get a full dose of it

Since then, she is being pleading, saying hope am nt angry. I said am not, so I deliberately did not call her for 3 days,

Today I was surprised to see her in my house, she said she came to pick some of her things, after which she zoomed out, I didn't make effort to stop her, just laid on my bed

She came in the second time, picked a few things and left, I didn't move an inch nor alter any word

She came in the third time, and said "am I this heartless? U didn't try to stop me?

What is she into? Am I heartless for not saying anything

Insults are welcome....

Parasitic:
MrCork Please we need your support boss. TEAM TOHPAHZ

sweetorgasm:
mcheew crap

onojaduru:
Nollywood actress Halima Abubakar was spotted dressed in a severely ripped jeans.

Of recent,the 'booby' actress has been spotted showcasing different dressing sense.

What do you think of the outfit?
Classy or trashy?

Source: http://.com/2015/05/halima-abubakar-ripped-jeanstrashy-or.html

sweetorgasm:
am i d girl or d father?

sweetorgasm:
if there is no ezema on my face, make everything that u have been luking 4 nt cm to pass IJN, and may u nt live more dan dis month IJN.

sweetorgasm:
funny BUT CRAP

sweetorgasm:
GOD punish u

sweetorgasm:
Please there is an unpleasant situation that has befall a family in my neibourhood, a girl was rape by an unkown armed robber and one month later she got pregnant, now she wants to abort the child, "do u think it will be a sin if she abort the unborn child?

dukeduke:
I'm 30 years ....I live outside Nig and planing to relocate in 3 years to find something to do. I am building a house (upstirs 4 flats for rent) I just roof the house though i don't know when to finish the house. My issue is that my girl friend of 1 year wants me to come see her parents and pay her pride price. I love her so much no doubt. But I am a bit confused weather to finish up my house first before that though i don't know when exactly to finish it. She is 26 years old... Pls house I need your advice.

Parasitic:
Checkout. Vote Tohpahz for Miss NL

Lala247:
Nooo haba .. U ;Dwicked oh .. Leave her she cool

ozioma11:
Many Nigerian celebs have amazing families with handsome and beautiful children.

  You won't believe what popular Yoruba actress Sikiratu Sindodo's 17yr old daughter looks like.Without being,you will think the beautiful girl is in her early 20s.Checkout her photos.

Source: http://.com/2015/05/meet-sikiratu-sindodo-pretty.html

Ayima:
Dear young girls
Once a while call your boyfriend, ask him where he is, if he is home, tell him you are coming over. After some minutes, call him again, tell him you can't make it, that you wanted him to arrange his room!