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urcutecrush:
Am a woman not a bro

defendedvictim:
Why can't I view all d comments on dis thread ..

chinnyonwu:
mrcork pls help. no chick seems to want me to take her out even tho am the one payin.
im 23, average lookin, and got swags. ans my mouth dont smell.
i want a turnaround dis val cos am fedup!
Speedy response pls as amu considering suicide

ojaydedon:
mr. Cork

hw do i knw a wife material?

kathykathy:
wen an ex threatens to rape me wot does not mean?

davseun2ta:
LIE! LIE! LIE!!!!

mostHandsome01:
Bullshit, have never done so, and I don't think I will ever do so, so stop the generalizing.

tiwaz:
Can you spot your fav?

http://www.pijangonews.com/2015/05/nigerias-finest-comedians-in-one.html

tiwaz:
Can you spot your fav?

http://www.pijangonews.com/2015/05/nigerias-finest-comedians-in-one.html

CharlesNneji1:
*WARNING: Lazy readers, this might be too long for you. don't bother reading it.
*********************************************************************

Some days ago I saw this girl at the mall; very pretty girl. She was holding her phone close to her eyes & the smile on her face was something else – as in, the smile was so broad I was scared her face was going to tear.

At a point in time, she threw back her head and laughed so loud then texted something on her phone and waited.

She laughed again, after she got a reply, and this time it was louder than the previous one. She kept laughing in this way, on and on and on. It was really sweet. And I was damn sure she was getting those texts from a guy.

Now here is the thing.

Girls chat all the time. Infact, they love it. And over the years it has increasingly become a shortcut to many girl’s heart.

But there are two types of guys – the guys that CAN make a girl laugh like this through texts (chats) and the ones that CAN’T

I will show you how to be the guy that uses texts(chats) to make a girl laugh. This tips I will show you will make a girl find you more appealing and interesting than other guys.

Come with me…

You see, getting a girl interested in you using chats can be super duper easy. Only if you know how.

The Number one cardinal rule of interesting chats is this; Never ever ask her strings of questions. It’s boring, very boring:

For instance; never do this –

GUY: How was your day.

GIRL: Fine.

GUY: Did you go out today.

GIRL: Yes

GUY: Where did you go today?

Never ever chat this way…it is making her see you as a nuisance. And you are too special to be seen that way. Keep on chatting this way with a girl and she start will start avoiding both you and your text.

So what is the best way to chat “interestingly?”

ONE STRATEGY THAT ALWAYS WORKS IS THIS: Be Funny, fun and witty as crazy.

See eh, the right way to chat with a girl is to bring fun into it. And how do you do this. There are three ways you can use to appear funnier during chats. What I’m about to show you is the almighty formula of being funny both during chats and in real life.

Here they are

– 1. Making possessive jokes

– 2. Turning what she says and PLAYFULLY making it look like she is wooing you..


I will take each of them and give you examples; come with me….

#1: TURNING WHAT SHE SAYS AND PLAYFULLY MAKING IT LOOK LIKE SHE IS WOOING YOU:

The heading is self explanatory, right?

But just in case you’ve not gotten it yet, here are practical examples on how to do it.

Let’s assume a girl puts up a profile picture on Bbm, you could send her something like:

YOU: “I dodge it joor, that picture will not work on me. I refuse to fall in love with you”.

HER: “Lol. What do you mean (or something else like that).”

YOU: “Now she is sending me love letters *tongue out* I’m married joor. Don’t destroy my marriage.”

You get the gist abi, turn the table around and make it look like she is chasing you.

Here are more examples

HER: “What do you do for a living?”

YOU: “Okay na, she wants to find out if I’m a boyfriend material. Sha, I work in a professional boyfriend company. *smiley face* You?”

Another example:

HER: “Hi.”

YOU: “*smiling icon* I won’t reply your messages now. I need to play hard to get. Send me another message in the next 20 years.”

Hope you are getting it?

This style of chatting makes you appear incredibly interesting. The reason why it works so well is that MOST guys don’t chat this way and when a girl meets a guy who does, she finds him DIFFERENT. Plus chatting this way is not boring and that releases all the chemicals in a girl’s brain that makes her view you as someone who has an attractive personality.

This is just plain elementary psychology.

Now, let’s check out strategy 2.

#2. MAKING POSSESIVE JOKES:


This strategy involves chatting with a girl like she is your wife. As in chatting with her like you two already have something going on between you two.

Very quickly, let me give you some examples of possessive jokes.

1. “Hey baby, how is our baby. Hope you are taking care of her. make sure you breastfeed her enough, I don’t want story.”

2. “I’m thinking of you having either 14 sons or 16 sons for me. How many can you handle?”

3. “Mehn, I want a divorce. You are not being a good wife again.”

4. “Leave that boy and come and date me while the offer lasts. After two days I will change my mind.”

5. “I heard Blackberry Passport is out. I want that for valentine, don’t go and buy me singlet and boxers”

You get it, right?
Occasionally drop husband jokes on her and let the jokes be possessive in a playfully way.

Here are more examples:

You could send her a night gown picture you downloaded online then say something like>

“I want to see you on that when I return. If you wear something else I will start cheating on you”

Now, think up yours…

WARNING

Don’t overdo these two strategies. The way to use it is to drop it from time to time and then reverse to having a normal conversation (i explained the art of conversation on my website. see my signature for the address).

If you overdo it you will start appearing like a clown and that’s not good. (You wouldn’t want that, trust me). And while you are using these strategies, be relaxed. Use it like you are having fun.

Don’t try hard to be funny or fun. It will show and it will make the girl you are communicating with to see you as someone who needs her attention so bad.

INFACT, don’t just go and start using the chatting strategies I explained in this article. Before you start using it, you need to learn THE BASICS of creating interests in girls.

And that is where my ebook comes in it. In it, I explained what to do and what not to do when it comes to making a girl interested in you.

To order for the ebook today; view my profile and you will see two numbers to contact - one is a number you can send a watsapp message to and the other is another you can call (if you wish).

watch out for my next articles here on Nairaland....(also view my profiles for more of my articles)

see you.

falconey:
A virus spread during oral s*x is now the main cause
of throat cancer in people under 50, scientists have
warned. They say the human papilloma virus spread
during unprotected s*x is to blame for a disturbing
rise in potentially deadly oral cancers in the last few
decades. Doctors have called for boys to be
vaccinated against HPV just like teenage girls to stop
the spread of the disease.
HPV is best known as the cause of around 70 per
cent of cervical cancers. Since 2008, girls have been
vaccinated against the virus aged 12 and 13 in
schools. However, it can also cause warts, verrucas
and other cancers. Cancers of the mouth and
oropharynx – the top of the throat – used to be
mainly diagnosed in older men who drink or smoke.
But increasingly, it is being seen in younger men.
Prof Maura Gillison of Ohio State University in
Columbus said the s*xually transmitted HPV was a
bigger cause of some oral cancers than tobacco. She
said: ‘We don’t know from strict scientific evidence
whether the vaccine will protect from oral HPV
infections that lead to cancer. Those of us in the field
are optimistic it will – the vaccines in every
anatomical site looked at so far have been shown to
be extraordinarily effective, about 90 per cent
effective, at preventing infections.’
‘When one of my patients asks whether or
not they sound vaccinate their sons, I say
certainly.’

Girls aged 12 and 13 are offered the HPV vaccine on the NHS to protect against cervical cancer – a disease that kills nearly 1,000 women every year in the UK. The jab is given at school in three doses over
six months. Doctors are increasingly concerned that the s*xually transmitted virus is behind a rise in cancer.In Britain the incidence of throat cancer is rising sharply while in the US the incidence of oral cancers linked to HPV have doubled in the last 20 years.


http://9javibes.com/lifestyle-relationships/oral-sex-is-bigger-cause-of-throat-cancer-than-tobacco/?utm_source=&utm_medium=facebook

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Emperortj93:
”Woman were dey find pikin no dey wear trouser sleep”

Romancelander over to you

Cc

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Cutieberie1

FocusM

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Justineu

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MrCork

dammyluv911:
5yrd

kuzee:
boring

boynigeria:
what im tryna tell u is that no fuccken person uses mag anymore when u can download videos on ur phone in mins or were u born in 1902

boynigeria:
ive neva done that before
not tryna be modest or anything, i like P but why will i go to the bathroom with dirty mag
this is 2015, people dont do dirty mag again, smartphone are all around

charityexplicit:
Do you remember this plant ?

missclasssy:
The fact that you do this all the time doesn't mean that all guys are fund of doing it.

Crowny11:
rubbish.

Crowny11:
rubbish.

Mzflexydeeva:
I grew up as a young girl among lots of guys and this was one thing I observed among my brothers and even my friends had similar experiences. "Don't cross that line" was always a statement made by the guys in my life. In fact telling my brother his friend asked me out was like giving him coal. Over the years I have wondered why dis was so..... guys do u feel this way too

Mzflexydeeva:
I grew up as a young girl among lots of guys and this was one thing I observed among my brothers and even my friends had similar experiences. "Don't cross that line" was always a statement made by the guys in my life. In fact telling my brother his friend asked me out was like giving him coal. Over the years I have wondered why dis was so..... guys do u feel this way too

Mzflexydeeva:
I grew up as a young girl among lots of guys and this was one thing I observed among my brothers and even my friends had similar experiences. "Don't cross that line" was always a statement made by the guys in my life. In fact telling my brother his friend asked me out was like giving him coal. Over the years I have wondered why dis was so..... guys do u feel this way too