Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 {campaign Thread} by MrCork: 5:12pm On May 09, 2015 |
Lala247: She light vote for her or twaci  ....twaci from Uganda?..f*** No.... NNKEKA123, LALA247 AND CHIAM55 ALL THE WAY or else..  |
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 {campaign Thread} by MrCork: 5:09pm On May 09, 2015 |
Lala247:
his got a range ohh 
#teamtwaci ....sweery hav u seen him face?...falconey ?..that boy look like mechanic & ain't no way in hell je can aford a car...talkless of u...we r votin for lala247 and chian55..pirrriod!  |
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 {campaign Thread} by MrCork: 5:06pm On May 09, 2015 |
Chiam55: Lol! Vote for SANDRAHNAUB cause she's light skin
https://www.nairaland.com/sandrahnaub ...sweery she ugly,she ain't lightskin & f*** no,I aont votin for that magarita.....all men are votin for Chiam55 & LALA247.....PIRRRRIOD!  |
Romance › Re: The Worst Question Every Man Pretends To Hates... by MrCork(op): 5:04pm On May 09, 2015 |
Chiam55: Vote for SANDRAHNAUB to your miss NL 
https://www.nairaland.com/sandrahnaub ..SAY WHAT?..sandrahnaub that look like Somali?..F*** NO... She ain't lightskin & u way much preetier....and to honest,could eat yor box anyday! (real talk)  |
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 {campaign Thread} by MrCork: 4:53pm On May 09, 2015 |
Lala247: Lol next year but falconey said i cant win  ..falconey who??...that Homebase mechanic lookin mofo?...does he realize u r lightskin?... can he aford you??.....sweery he Berra back of from my woman & makes sure u & 55 win or else..  |
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 {campaign Thread} by MrCork: 4:42pm On May 09, 2015 |
Dygeasy:

Yes!
The Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 is in top gear now and it kicks off soon. This is the point where our different candidates get their supporters, campaign managers and teams.
Pitch your tent somewhere and make it count. Push that beautiful, confident lady to win the crown.
Did I tell you also this is the only contest on Nairaland where every one is a winner. We have prizes in Stock for every participant and as I speak right now it keeps filling up and increasing by the second.
Here's the current breakdown and is subject to changes as we move on;
1st Position : 5000 Naira OR more...
1st Runner-Up: 3000 NairaOR more...
2nd Runner-up 2000 OR more...
Data worth 1000 OR more...
Data worth 1000 OR more...
The Surplus will be shared among other contestants via recharge cards OR more...[b]
and to YOU! our audience, you're not left out. [b][color=990000]We will reward three of our most diligent supporters/campaigners with [size=14pt]a month's worth of data subscription OR more, to any network of their choice.[/size][/color]
Things just got [color=007700] juiiiccier, innit? [/color]
Ladies, take this as an opportunity to showcase your beauty, your uniqueness, creativity, and knack for success!
Guys/Ladies....Which of them beautiful ladies would you rather campaign for?! Make your pick NOW!!!!
I and on behalf of all members of The NLpageants situation room, hereby declare the campaigns open!!!



See you at the top 
And Please note that Nomination and Verification is still open to all and sundry. ..CHIAM55 & LALA247 all the way or else.....  |
Romance › The Worst Question Every Man Pretends To Hates... by MrCork(op): 4:23pm On May 09, 2015 |
...Guys, serrriously..how would you feel when a female ask you to prove yor love by eatin her box..... talkless of yor woman?  |
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Romance › Re: Sex On The First Date; Yes Or No? by MrCork: 9:49am On May 09, 2015 |
ChappyChase: Going with the moving trend, sex on the first is becoming normal now(or maybe am the one who thinks its normal).. So ladies do you see guys who wants to have sex with you on the first date as "hit and run"? And guys do you see ladies who agree to have sex with you as cheap? And will you like to have a serious relationship with someone you had sex on a first date? Drop your honest opinion/comment.... ....punny on a first date is wrong.....i always wait for at least 1 year before I nyansh the punnny..... Gentlemans rule!  |
Romance › Re: I Just Met The Ghanaian Guy That Rides A BMW X6! by MrCork: 9:45am On May 09, 2015 |
onila: some pple take me seriously  ....sweeery its ok to be desssparate...dont worry about it...at least u found a man afta 10years (no ofeense)!  |
Celebrities › Re: Forbes Releases 2015 List Of 5 Richest Hiphop Artist by MrCork: 9:39am On May 09, 2015 |
orbablessing: Forbes shares its annual list of hip hop?s top earners.
In recent times, Forbes? annual list of hip hop?s five wealthiest artists has become less of a race and more of an established pantheon, and this year?s no different. With the exception of two artists switching between the fourth and fifth spots, 2015?s list is identical to last year?s. With the exception of Bridman (who moved from fourth to fifth place on the list), everyone is worth more this year. Check out the list and accompanying video below.
1. Diddy ? net worth: $725M 2. Dr. Dre ? net worth: $700M 3. Jay Z ? net worth: $550M 4. 50 Cent ? net worth: $155M 5. Birdman ? net worth: $150M ...rubish..i get more women than them;  |
Romance › Re: I Have Been Duped By A Kaduna Girl by MrCork: 9:29am On May 09, 2015 |
NewNigeriaMind: I have been in Kaduna for two weeks now and I really want to meet a couple of Kaduna chicks.
So I met this girl online and she said she is in Abuja, but she will come to Kaduna if I can send her transport fare.
So I sent her 10k, for her tfare and to boy anything she needs on the way.
Since Thursdays this babe has not arrived Kaduna.
Each time I call she claims she is on her way and the sad part is she is Yoruba.
Normally I wouldn't have fell for the scam but to me 10k is not much if you look at it, so why spoil a friendship that could have blossom into something beautiful because of 10K that is not enough to buy a bottle of champ in the club.
I guess to her she has made good money  ....bro ....juss keep waiting & hav hope....she should arive before Christmas!  |
Romance › Re: I Just Met The Ghanaian Guy That Rides A BMW X6! by MrCork: 9:20am On May 09, 2015 |
onila: I made a thread a while ago abt the Ghanaian guy I Used To Look Down On This Ghanaian Guy @ The African Store he used to ask me out all the time I was like eww, he owns an African store that sells rice and beans for a living didnt know he was rich
u can read the story here =https://www.nairaland.com/2196559/used-look-down-ghanaian-guy
well i finally met him again today  i went to the Nigerian restaurant and saw him siting down
he greeted him and said he wants to take me to Ghana this summer 
i didn't have to go to his store as I initially planned before he did all the chasing
Onila is blessed
to be continued ^^^^ finaly found a guy on nairaland after 15years & then she ends up with Ghana boy called kofi......** Dessparation in the makin**
...some people juss ain't got taste (no ofeense)  |
Romance › Re: So Called 'love' Is Based On Beauty : True Or False? by MrCork: 9:16am On May 09, 2015 |
Krystalxxx: Dearie...I'm not but I can bleach for you  ....anyways,will check up on u in two weeks. Well done sweery!  |
Romance › Re: So Called 'love' Is Based On Beauty : True Or False? by MrCork: 9:14am On May 09, 2015 |
Krystalxxx: Dearie...I'm not but I can bleach for you  ^^^^she a wifey material!! (good quality)  |
Romance › Re: So Called 'love' Is Based On Beauty : True Or False? by MrCork: 9:10am On May 09, 2015 |
Krystalxxx: Love is definitely based on looks. So called fake love which is common in Nigeria. Girls look at fine faces and men look at boobs and ass. If a man is in a relationship with an ugly woman, he hardly honours her or treats her kindly. Most romantic gestures are extended to a good looking woman, while an ugly one no matter how loyal or decent, is treated like dirt and expected to be grateful she was even looked upon at all.
It is the undeniable truth that no matter how bad tempered an extremely beautiful woman is, she is treated like royalty. An ugly woman can never get away with such unless perhaps she is married. So called 'love' is not blind, partners, no matter how randy, are chosen for their beauty, by men , to a great extent. Does this not prove that this fake thing people call 'love' is based on beauty?
Your opinions are welcome. . .are u lightskin?  |
Celebrities › Re: Phyno Acquires Multi-Million Naira Property In Lekki by MrCork: 9:06am On May 09, 2015 |
ginawest: pls carry urself n ur addiction to lyt skinned gals outta d road jawe!!afta wen person bleach, una go say she dey bleach. ^^^^atetude...and then she says she cannot find man on nairaland!  |
Celebrities › Re: Phyno Acquires Multi-Million Naira Property In Lekki by MrCork: 8:00am On May 09, 2015 |
ginawest: yay!!so apy for u man....more grease to ya elbow.. ....which greewse? Vaseline?....are u lightskin?  |
Celebrities › Re: Lol. Manny Pacquaio Mocks Floyd Mayweather In New Pic by MrCork: 6:43am On May 09, 2015 |
Iyamar: I like Manny pacquaio so much because he's a man of integrity.. God bless you #manny ....yoiu like him but does he like u?...... R u. Lightskin?  |
Celebrities › Re: Is She The Most Beautiful Black Girl?? You Need To See These Photos. by MrCork: 7:51pm On May 08, 2015 |
Iyamar: Miracle Watts is Drake's former BBW and H-Town's finest.
Miracle Watts. She is a video vixen and model. ....i nyansh babes like this every day I pekam.....truss me...she ain't notin!  |
Romance › Re: Can Anyone Please Come To My Rescue? by MrCork: 7:46pm On May 08, 2015 |
CanMalt: There is this pretty and gorgeous lady, Elizabeth, that i met accidentally on my way to Lekki two weeks ago. She is so much endowed with any damn thing a man could ask God to provide for him i.e the chelsea and the barca, they were extremely built. To be concise, i approached her and all went well ahead for lovely relationship. My palava with her now is the issue of N200,000 she demanded for her to go shopping, which she withheld stubbornly of what type of shopping she wanna go for. She has issued me an ultimatum of tomorrow afternoon to provide the exact money and threatened to end the relationship should the money could not be funded. Not that i don't have the money, but i have so many essential things to spend money on other than shopping. I love her so much, i don't wanna loose her; but i don't have even 100k for gals shopping not to say 200k. Please what should i do? ....ok..so u want us to giv u 200k coz u don't hav 100k to giv babe??
....bro r u ok in the head (no ofeense)  |
Romance › Re: From Us To You.... We Love You Dearly!!! by MrCork(op): 7:17pm On May 08, 2015 |
..lightskin ladies...please acept my apologies again as Homebase guys r tryn to derail the thread....its under standable that most of them cant afford u except for we Londoners but still.....i am here for u coz without u ther is no we and love as no motion unless we can agilate yor heart!  |
Romance › Re: But why? The Debate Continues... by MrCork(op): 7:13pm On May 08, 2015 |
davseun2ta: I suspect you are one gay! that feels all men are born gays.... Hey! buddy... am not trying to derail your thread, am only trying to educate you(obviously you lack one)... and mind you, am not a Ghanaian... and hey! whats up with me been a Ghanaian if i am.... *suspicious* like you are in support of xenophobia.. right? . ...bro if u piss me of,I will make sure they the port u bak to Ghana in Ghana muss go bag.....self service is a bog deal for u people ther in that Ghana but in Nigeria, read dirty magazines is the it thing
...i bet yor name is Kofi!(no ofeeine)  |
Romance › Re: But why? The Debate Continues... by MrCork(op): 7:12pm On May 08, 2015 |
davseun2ta: I suspect you are one gay! that feels all men are born gays.... Hey! buddy... am not trying to derail your thread, am only trying to educate you(obviously you lack one)... and mind you, am not a Ghanaian... and hey! whats up with me been a Ghanaian if i am.... *suspicious* like you are in support of xenophobia.. right? . ...bro if u piss me of,I will make sure they the port u bak to Ghana in Ghana muss go bag.....self service is a bog deal for u people ther in that Ghana but in Nigeria, read dirty magazines is the it thing
...i bet yor name is Kofi!  |
Celebrities › Re: WizKid’s Acappella at the Industry Nite Houston by MrCork: 4:37pm On May 08, 2015 |
Airforce1: Album Loading ...
Lol
Come July 15th, The world will know my name  ....ugly ladies loookin like man? ...bro do u relizize they dak skin? ,,,that boy Is desparate!!(no ofeiinse)  |
Celebrities › Re: WizKid’s Acappella at the Industry Nite Houston by MrCork: 4:35pm On May 08, 2015 |
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Crime › Re: Two Men Arrested For Stealing Tubers Of Yam In Delta State [photos] by MrCork: 3:50pm On May 08, 2015 |
chicbenita: Two Men Arrested For Stealing Tubers of yam in Delta State, it's funny what some people could do in the name of stealing and hunger. Just this morning in Delta state two men Mr Kinsley Isolo and John Eharere were caught stealing tubers of yam in the local market in Isoko south local government popularly called Yanga Market. See More photos below
According to witnesses, they had appeared like they wanted to buy food stuffs and that one of them was buying yam and that they had succeeded in distracting the woman who sells the stolen properties. The culprits were caught as a result of the numerous eyes that had seen the whole incident. So far the event took place in broad day light which was enough reason for even passers by to see what transpired. Mr Kingsley ,on seeing the reaction of the crowd took to his heels thus his fellow man in the crime ran his own way too.
This caused a ruckus in the market as some men chased after the thieves. They were later caught and brought to the scene where it had all happened. The angry mob immediately swooped into action torturing the men who had been caught inflicting numerous injuries on them it was later on that the police had arrived at the scene and took both men to the station for justice to prevail. The owner of the stall was questioned and she spoke to VIEW NIGERIA saying that they had come to her to price her yams and that she had refused selling since the price they had bargained didn't suit her taste and that she was going to get more yams when she heard screams of thieves only to turn and see that it was her that had been robbed. According to her she Is very happy now that she had recovered her properties and that she believes the police will handle the job well and put those men behind bars where they are meant to be.
The Oleh Division police, had thanked the public for reacting fast to such situations and that they should always be on the lookout for one another to help reduce crime rate in Nigeria
Source: http://www.viewngr.com/two-men-arrested-for-stealing-tubers-of-yam-in-delta-state-photos/
CC: lalasticlala ....ok....so are they gonnno face fireing squad ther in Nigeria for stealin yam??... YOU HOMEBASE PEOPLE MENNNNNNN!!! (no ofeinse)  |
Romance › Re: But why? The Debate Continues... by MrCork(op): 3:48pm On May 08, 2015 |
davseun2ta: Oops My bad. I ought to have checked your previous thread, to really understand your kind of guy... Well, I have done that... and the truth is, am not surprised!!! cos your previous threads are created out of a myopic mindset... ....you Ghana people are so f****in stubborn mennnnn...all becuz no one agree wit yor self service theory ...u started cusssin tryna deral the thread....no wonder they still sell Ghana Muss go bags! (no oofennse)  |
Romance › Re: But why? The Debate Continues... by MrCork(op): 3:09pm On May 08, 2015 |
davseun2ta: just take your time to go through your myopic statements... dude! for the fact that these are the dirty things you do while $shiiting (self servicing inclusive)... I would rather advise you don't generalize it. NOTE: there is no point trying to impress any lady her e...(I careless...) my take is; when trying to make out a point via people's opinion... you don't conclude base on the opinion of a set of people. Take for instance, I sing each time I $shit... now, does it mean every guy does the same?(Perhaps I should enroll in your school of thought that all guys sings each time they #$shit just because I sing each time I $shit......... (I hold no beef against you... just trying to correct an erroneous notion! which unfortunately happens to affect me as a guy...) ,...Deshana..pliss clam dowm...Stop bein the angry spokesman for the Self Service community...all men (married & Single) agree we prefa watchin DIrty magazines in the toilet but sadly, you the only 1% that enjoys Self service. ISnt this somtin u shud be praud of instead of tryn to derail the thread.
..bro u enjoy self service then more greeeese to yor elbow....QUit derailin the thread sir!! (no ofeiinse)  |
Romance › Re: But why? The Debate Continues... by MrCork(op): 1:39pm On May 08, 2015 |
davseun2ta: now you have just revealed your identity as a lost Nigerian in a strange land... I was trying to ascertain where you got that notion from, fortunately you just saved me the stress of guessing where...SMH  ....bro..r u defendin the fact that u rather self service than to read dirty magazines while u $hit??......an not sure if u read without glasses but sir...i nevar said anytin bad against guys who prefa sekf service.
. ..u self service guys are usually more emotional thou!(no ofeense)  |
Romance › Re: From Us To You.... We Love You Dearly!!! by MrCork(op): 1:01pm On May 08, 2015 |
dechandel: Sweerie, i am trying so hard not to laugh here.. Please dont make it any difficult for me  ..nice.... U kinda light skin though....u a good uganda role model....anyways thanks for changin color!  |