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pussyfucker:
ITS been a while now since iv been on nairaland and what iv seen is that most guys are really handsome. "Now this is to me nairaland most handsome guys: SWEETORGASM, KINGTOM, KINGKLENT, DARKREBEL and SEUN. u can add urs.

missclasssy:
Pussyfvcker is the same as sweetorgasm.
Dumb troll.

He didn't even list your moniker.

amzee:
Fair or Not Fair#

Boy: Hi

Girl: Cool

Boy: like u!

Girl: thanks

Boy: I want to date u!

Girl: Accepted but no Sex

Boy: Why?

Girl: Cos I keep it 4 my future
Husband!

Boy: Ok I Agree, but no Money!

Girl: why?

Boy: Cos I keep it 4 my future Wife!

Fair or Not Fair............


Pls lets be sincere!!!

Kolade354:
The self acclaimed Virgin who is very Popular more than Adokiye on this forum is no more a virgin...........Her Recent Post shows she has now Pop the Cherry.................Onila welcome to the 'Team of Secondary Virgin'....

missclasssy:
Nonsensical nonsense!
I only show silly people their wrong, I don't cuss.

yahx:
One of many
Look don't touch

Jackeeh:
#copied#

The story I am about to relate is one that has sparked off many volatile emotions in me and I want for knowing what emotion to feed, tame or kill. It is for this reason I humbly seek the verdict of you the esteemed people's court.
It was common knowledge that Efe had a temper. His was the type that could practically cook beans to paste. When he was sweet though, he was really really sweet, cracking you up with a free show of another Basketmouth Uncensored.
But even in those moments, a poorly delivered word or action from a well-meaning fellow could spark off anger bouts that caused one to wonder where the Cheerful Efe went, if he ever existed. On every other count, Efe was near-perfect.

Well, even the temperamental had as much right to love as the temperate. And so it was that Efe fell in love and found it returned more than it was given in Ese. Since, Efe's temper was well-known, you would be right in concluding that Ese knew well of it. In fact, she knew more than the lot of us, receiving its effects firsthand in their courtship - a red eye today, a swollen cheek tomorrow.

When marriage talks ensued, Ese insisted that men have been known to pick and drop certain habits on getting married and Efe would not be an exception. Looking at it objectively, you could accept that that was a truism that was not always false. Ese was always headstrong and not easily swayed on her decisions and became even more so when struck with lover's obstinacy on matters of the heart.

They got married. Ese's foresight had been quite valid. Where Efe formerly gave a red eye, he added a broken bone. This persisted so badly that just three months into the marriage, Efe's beating caused a miscarriage. I and others quarreled and reasoned with Ese to get out of the marriage before they have children and claimed them her reason for staying on. Yet she refused, afraid of what people would say, how society would mock her for becoming a divorcee at so young an age, so early in marriage.

Ese got pregnant again within the five more months of the marriage till it came to an abrupt end on that sad Tuesday. Efe was angry. It was something about who Ese had been with on the phone for so long giggling and whispering. While Ese was trying to ease him and explain it was just an old schoolmate, he hit her and she spat a tooth. Running, screaming and reminding him she was pregnant and another miscarriage would not be forgiven, he chased after her and hit her the more. Eyes closed in fright, Ese picked up the nearest thing her hand could reach and aimed at Efe. She kept screaming for some seconds before she realized he was no longer hitting her and everywhere was calm. It was then she opened her eyes and saw Efe lying motionless on the floor. Her aim had been exact on his head and the object was the iron that had barely cooled off after her ironing. Now, Efe is dead; Ese is in police custody.

I hope this concise narration would suffice in explaining my emotional dilemma. I know Ese murdered her husband but to what extent is she guilty of the murder?

missclasssy:
Stop spamming my mention with you inconsequential comments

What I choose to do with my time is none of your business.

missclasssy:
Stop spamming my mention with you inconsequential comments

What I choose to do with my time is none of your business.

missclasssy:
Look at who is talking about saying something intelligent.

Combine all the comments from all your mrcock monikers, you have never said anything meaningful.
Just peckam, light skin ladies ,range rover rubbish and useless ranting.

Just get the fvck off my mentions alright.

missclasssy:
Mumu, he wasn't sacked for stealing funds. He deactivated because he had a disagreement with _seun about the mr/miss nairaland competition.
So stop spilling trash.

Rant all you, but the fact still remains that most times you tend to just be nothing but an asss. You have always been and will always be.
.190 was even better and funnier than you. At least he contributed meaningfully to this section through his comments, unlike you who just goes around opening dumb threads and making jokes to appeal to the female folk.

Rubbish!

Borrussia:
Okay.

missclasssy:
I would agree that you are funny, but most times you tend to be silly and annoying
That's why sexkillz was always locking up your dumb asss in detention.

Don't compare me with Onila please.

Borrussia:
Oh! At least I know I've seen your pix.

missclasssy:
What ever!

Just get the bleep off my mention, please.

missclasssy:
Trading words with you would be a total waste of time.

Just swerve please --------------------->>>>>>

missclasssy:
He can go to blazes for all I care!

missclasssy:
Shut up mrcork. What did I say?......shut the fvck up.

missclasssy:
I already know you are _stupid, please stop making it too obvious.

Vickybee and I were friends. I was following here and she was following me.
We didn't have any beef whatsoever.

Stop making deductions and assumptions that look like they were pulled right out of a carmel's asss.

Rubbish.

MrsChima:
I am gay.

RomanZeus:
Someone keep saying meow to me

RomanZeus:
Someone keep saying meow to me

MrsChima:
Oh well!

aim5:
I need answers.

MrsChima:
You got 5690 years left!

aim5:
I need answers.

MrsChima:
I would say the feeling is mutual. It is not a big deal for everyone to like me.

justmag:
" YOU ARE NOT MY TYPE "

Whether said jokingly or seriously.

justmag:
" YOU ARE NOT MY TYPE "

Whether said jokingly or seriously.

Chiam55:
Lol I enter you how