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Health › Re: Help - A Yelowish Fluid Coming Out Of My Penis by MrCork: 12:27pm On May 04, 2015
Bexson:
Well, I see your ignorance. You may Google the dangers of using double condoms (or 'double baggings' as it's called) during sex, and educate yourself.
....bro don't worry,it takes time to gerrrrit & wiill hope fully make more sense once u disvirgin yorsef (no ofeeense) smiley
Celebrities › Re: Omotola And Daughter Take Cute Selfie (photo) by MrCork: 12:23pm On May 04, 2015
tiwaz:
The mother and daughter ,Mimi on their way to work this morning..Striking resemblance.

http://www.pijangonews.com/2015/05/carbon-copy-omotola-and-daughter-take.html
...very ugly ting...she ain't lightskin (no ofeeense) angry
Celebrities › Re: Omotola And Daughter Take Cute Selfie (photo) by MrCork: 12:22pm On May 04, 2015
tiwaz:
The mother and daughter ,Mimi on their way to work this morning..Striking resemblance.

http://www.pijangonews.com/2015/05/carbon-copy-omotola-and-daughter-take.html
angry
Romance › Re: Is There Anything Called Romantic Brain? by MrCork: 12:20pm On May 04, 2015
ClassyAdewumi:
not all that, try read my previous thread before you conclude
....yea but twaci said yor brain need romance . ...ro u don't go fallin in love wit babe simply becuz they advise u??....females do not respet guys like that and they look at u like mugu (no ofeense) undecided
Health › Re: Help - A Yelowish Fluid Coming Out Of My Penis by MrCork: 12:16pm On May 04, 2015
Bexson:
Do you have to insult me before you can pass your message? Btw, did I talk about self service here?
. .beverly I never insalted u...i simply ask if u think the thread was about self service?...one connnndon is for self service while two cooondom is for punnny with femmale smiley
Romance › Re: Is There Anything Called Romantic Brain? by MrCork: 12:12pm On May 04, 2015
[quote author=ClassyAdewumi yoris yoeo=33404223]I think we all know Twaci my new chick here on nairaland. She told me she like guys with Romantic Brain! So what's your opinion[/quote]...ok..so twaci said yor brain need romance but for some reason u think love u?.....hav u tried missclassy? undecided
Romance › Re: Is There Anything Called Romantic Brain? by MrCork: 12:00pm On May 04, 2015
ClassyAdewumi:
I think we all know Twaci my new chick here on nairaland. She told me she like guys with Romantic Brain! So what's your opinion
angry
Health › Re: Help - A Yelowish Fluid Coming Out Of My Penis by MrCork: 10:51am On May 04, 2015
Bexson:
Wearing two condoms is actually dangerous and not advisable.One is enough.
....bro we not talkin about self service.....we talkin about sexxxx wit females!!! ... Goat!! (no ofeencse) angry
Health › Re: Help - A Yelowish Fluid Coming Out Of My Penis by MrCork: 10:49am On May 04, 2015
Limerick:
easy with the lies bro
....easy wit ma lies?..bro, ask yor woman (no ofeeense) embarassed
Health › Re: Help - A Yelowish Fluid Coming Out Of My Penis by MrCork: 10:52pm On May 03, 2015
datedoboi:
Is one week now dat I had sex with my ex after we settled. Just three days ago I started noticing litle pain when peeing, and today I started to notice a yellowish fluid coming out of my pen.is.

Sometimes if I want to urinate it painful and sometimes no pain. I called my ex if she also noticed such pain when peeing but she denied and swear she doesnt notice such.

Anyway I had unprotected sex with her but I did not release or ejaculate during the sex.

What could be the cause since she said she noticed nothing like that.

I feel litle hotness in my pe.nis
Help.
I am planning to go see doc. Tomorrow.
Oh my God why me.
I swear if this thing stop no more sex… till further notice
....bro..serrriosly..i always where two cooondumm when I fuk babes...juss ask nairaland girls I fuk. I swaaar! smiley
Health › Re: Help - A Yelowish Fluid Coming Out Of My Penis by MrCork: 10:38pm On May 03, 2015
Moana:
grin
...you goat....its £28,000 (cash)...not £28!! angry
Health › Re: Help - A Yelowish Fluid Coming Out Of My Penis by MrCork: 10:08pm On May 03, 2015
Moana:
why arent u an expert at these things
....ok...send me yor naaakked pictures (at least7) so I can inspet u...fromm yor grammar,I bet on my £28,000 (cash) that u hav tribal mak (no ofeense) smiley
Romance › Re: Crowny 11 by MrCork: 10:05pm On May 03, 2015
Crowny11:
I guess u nid a bottle of snap to snap out of ur ditch.
...i bet u would Jump on me if I take of my shirt....village girl; undecided
Nairaland General › Re: The Sincere TRUTH! About The Transgendered Girl by MrCork: 9:36pm On May 03, 2015
Gregory77:
And the b!tch is liking ur posts. Rejoice dude, she has approved ur idiocy.
...bro..the most intelligent ting that has come outter yor mouth so far is a diiiick....please keep talking! (no ofeense) smiley
Romance › Re: Crowny 11 by MrCork: 9:33pm On May 03, 2015
Crowny11:
taaah! y shed I tell me huh?



and r u dark skin?
...plis do u hav nyansh (big),booobsi (big), hips,side nyansh plus heavy thigh? angry
Health › Re: Help - A Yelowish Fluid Coming Out Of My Penis by MrCork: 9:22pm On May 03, 2015
...only problem is my kondo is 17 inches looong and cant find my size smiley
Health › Re: Help - A Yelowish Fluid Coming Out Of My Penis by MrCork: 9:21pm On May 03, 2015
datedoboi:
Jesus… I don enter
Hope it has cure? cry
...yes....but it takes a month to recover fully. Bro every time I fuk a babe, I always wear two cooondoms...the number one rule is to always use your own cooondom and never use connndoms provided by the females...sometimes they use pins to put holes in them so u can catch a desease. Go to yor nearest chemist and then hospital tomorrow smiley
Health › Re: Help - A Yelowish Fluid Coming Out Of My Penis by MrCork: 9:12pm On May 03, 2015
datedoboi:
Is one week now dat I had sex with my ex after we settled. Just three days ago I started noticing litle pain when peeing, and today I started to notice a yellowish fluid coming out of my pen.is.

Sometimes if I want to urinate it painful and sometimes no pain. I called my ex if she also noticed such pain when peeing but she denied and swear she doesnt notice such.

Anyway I had unprotected sex with her but I did not release or ejaculate during the sex.

What could be the cause since she said she noticed nothing like that.

I feel litle hotness in my pe.nis
Help.
I am planning to go see doc. Tomorrow.
Oh my God why me.
I swear if this thing stop no more sex… till further notice
....bro yor ex is a prostitute....she intensionaly gav u gonorrhea..she fuk u up big time....big time...big big time...and then she moves to the next man! undecided
Health › Re: Help - A Yelowish Fluid Coming Out Of My Penis by MrCork: 9:07pm On May 03, 2015
...GONORRHEA!!! (Google it) angry
Romance › Re: Crowny 11 by MrCork: 8:53pm On May 03, 2015
Crowny11:
.

Hmmmmm, London what?if I hear,
I guess u r not in gud mood tonight? come on take a nap.
....sweery ama Londoner...this usualy automatically mean u show respect to a Londoner.

...by the way..are u light skin?
angry
Romance › Re: Crowny 11 by MrCork: 8:41pm On May 03, 2015
Crowny11:
and so?
...see yor Uganda head like Guinea fowl...can u afford a £28,000 (cash) Range Rover Spot or Have u ever been to London or even sef....when waz the last time a Londoner talk to u?.. Goat!! (no oofeinse) angry
Nairaland General › Re: The Sincere TRUTH! About The Transgendered Girl by MrCork: 8:39pm On May 03, 2015
Gregory77:
And the b!tch is liking ur posts. Rejoice dude, she has approved ur idiocy.
....Bro if I waz a dog and u waz a flower....I will lift up my leg and gladly piss on yor face (no oofeinse) smiley
Romance › Re: Crowny 11 by MrCork: 8:37pm On May 03, 2015
zealot4me:
Get lost!
...U started boasting about drinkin sperrrm and then u tell me to get lost when I offerd u mine??.....U such an ungrate fool Monkey!! (no oofeinse) angry
Romance › Re: Crowny 11 by MrCork: 8:20pm On May 03, 2015
zealot4me:
fall off a cliff and quit quoting me. Pathetic sonofab*itch tongue
...quotin u how?...check yo post..didn't u muss confirm u wud rather drink my sperrrm??....u can drink it if u want,I don't mind! smiley
Nairaland General › Re: The Sincere TRUTH! About The Transgendered Girl by MrCork: 8:06pm On May 03, 2015
Gregory77:
Look at this deranged fellowing typing hogwash and ending it up with "no offense".
You think that fake lady is going to notice you by pathetically displaying ur stupidity and degrading ur selfworth?
You're a disgrace to the members of ur gender.
Your head should be cut off by a guillotine for enslaving urself to a female.
Shame on you dude, shame on you!
...is it my fault a female rejected u?..is it my fault missclassy rejected u??..

..listen up brother..if u cant handle rejection...juss sleep into coma (no ofeense)
embarassed
Romance › Re: Crowny 11 by MrCork: 8:03pm On May 03, 2015
zealot4me:
shut d fuvk up troll u ain't gat no di*ck morrafcckr.
...u my kinda girl...u sound like the type who wudunt waste a d**** smiley
Romance › Re: Crowny 11 by MrCork: 8:00pm On May 03, 2015
zealot4me:
waste of sperm
...huh?..you wud rather drink mine?....that wud be great! smiley
Romance › Re: Crowny 11 by MrCork: 7:57pm On May 03, 2015
Crowny11:
hey friends! am new here,I love this section,can some one tell more abt romancland.

cc omotayoy123
....anyways..sweery,since u ask..did I mention I drive £28,000 (cash) Range Rover Spot with alloy wills & am from London pekam! angry
Romance › Re: The Nairalander,s Issue With women by MrCork(op): 7:31pm On May 03, 2015
....so u wud date a black female who wear wig??....u don't like natural beauty like real hair?. angry
Nairaland General › Re: The Sincere TRUTH! About The Transgendered Girl by MrCork: 6:43pm On May 03, 2015
Gregory77:
Castrated monkey! You, my friend, is a psycho.
...all bwcuz missclassy rejected yor advance.....bro, right now,u sound like a Nigeria idol reject! (no ofeeense) embarassed
Nairaland General › Re: The Sincere TRUTH! About The Transgendered Girl by MrCork: 6:11pm On May 03, 2015
Gregory77:
"missclasssy", "missjena" or missghost", the cunniest female nairalander i have ever come across. Not long ago, there were news seculating all over this section that she was Ogugua88, of which she blatantly denied.
Recently, out of nowhere came threads all talking about her.
Why is my instint telling me that she (missclasssy), was an old Nlander, with numerous monikers with which she uses to solicit cheap attention or for her trolling parole at different time intervals when her popularity is almost fading off.
I know of two Nlanders here, "Blackett" (a k a Mr fvck) and "Vjsmiles" (a k a Mr jejunity), operating 2 to 3 monikers, but they never hide their identity unlike missclasssy.
I thought this kind of stuffs were done by mostly men, but it seem the girls on here, are taking up the task. Not bad, i say. But i call it stupidity to the core.
"missclasssy" or "missclassless" (afterall you don`t possess any traits of a classsy girl, rather one with Multiple Personality Disorder (MPD), you better end up! The fake life that you are leading and lead a normal life.
Me wonder how people in reality cope with you based on ur weird lunancy-like behaviour.
Presumably, in no time, by these acts of urs you would graduate into a full time scammer ( 419) who cheats people by bearing different names or by posing different identities.
CHANGE NOW! It's not too LATE. CHANGE for the better!
Change is possible.
cc.
Gregory77
TheSonOfMark
Orijin101
naijaboiy
tosyne2much
TheDarkRebel (darkrebel666)
KingTom
Blackett
Vjsmiles
Nneka123
Buygala
Kinglekan
.... And to whom it may concern.
^^^^ side effect of rejection....he muss be feelin depressed (no ofeense) undecided
Romance › Re: When A Lady Says No, Did She Really Mean NO ? by MrCork: 6:08pm On May 03, 2015
Shamstiel:
I have been in a situation when she said "no, stop" but she still laid down on the bed making no move to stand up or rescue herself from me. The one that has ever been a scar to me was when a lady once told me "No! Stop touching me'' and I left her alone, she later went on and discussed with her friend that I was scared of taking her down..(Imagine undecided)

So back to the question, does their NO really means NOhuh
....your clearly one of those Homebase base guys who never ever gets the message (no ofeeense) undecided

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