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Romance › Re: From Us To You.... We Love You Dearly!!! by MrCork(op): 6:36pm On Apr 27, 2015
MizMyColi:
smileyTenksmiley
Tenk c0rk, for this insalt.
You have no idea how this made me smile.
For you C0rk, I will even shepe my hairs to luk like ghana home base tomato seeriosly! angry
...sweery ama lover nota fighter and I gots nothin but love for you coz yor eyes looks like the blue sky movin the atlantic Ocean from india to Poturgal since your smile look like Strawberry Vanilla ice cream Donut!! (lyrics, Jodeci) wink
Romance › Re: Homebased Nigerians Guys More Aggresive Towards Women?....Evidence exposed! by MrCork(op): 6:32pm On Apr 27, 2015
...but why is the thruth allways bitter? ....why?...why cant people simply handle the truth? embarassed
Celebrities › Re: Serrrriously, What is This? ...what is This? PIC!!! by MrCork(op): 6:30pm On Apr 27, 2015
..if only Lupita waz light skin!! angry
Romance › Re: I Need Your Help by MrCork: 5:52pm On Apr 27, 2015
urchrlex:
Pls someone should help me and explain this
because i am worried. I ve been getting these
sms often

'Dear I wish you a happy day!It was fun last time
we talk, can you call me again?
+41860742790055' 'Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was
choice, I miss you my friend +6745591801'.

The
worst is that i often receive a message from
whatsapp containing a lady picture and a phone
number and it will read CALL ME. With an
International number
....arrrrha....brother..u receive punny and u didn't pay..abi? ...and now she tracked u.....bro we all been there, done that!!! wink
Romance › Re: From Us To You.... We Love You Dearly!!! by MrCork(op): 5:49pm On Apr 27, 2015
dechandel:
Cork its too early to be a clown, go to work abeg
..I pray Dechandel don't go hatin on all light skin females like Lala247, Rokiatu and others....they berra stay away from her coz he visibly angry! embarassed
Romance › Re: From Us To You.... We Love You Dearly!!! by MrCork(op): 5:47pm On Apr 27, 2015
MizMyColi:
Finally, Nairaland's most sensible and intelligent troll is back!
...see yor head like Moto Cycle helmet....are u light skin? angry
Romance › Re: From Us To You.... We Love You Dearly!!! by MrCork(op): 5:45pm On Apr 27, 2015
MizMyColi:
Finally, Nairaland's most sensible and intelligent troll is back!
angry
Celebrities › Re: Jay Z's Cousin At Mavin Headquarters, Lagos (Photo) by MrCork: 5:25pm On Apr 27, 2015
tiwaz:
Jay Z announced today that his cousin is in Nigeria to discover new talent and it looks like they may have discovered one very talented Nigerian female artist, Di'Ja. Mavin Records official instagram handle posted this photo and wrote "#tidalfacts Jay Z's cousin and rocnation exec Briant Biggs discovering @aphrodija at Mavin HQ in Lagos, Nigeria"

www.pijangonews.com/2015/04/photo-jay-zs-cousin-at-mavin.html
...jay z grandad is related to my uncles nephews brother inlaw...officialy,he my 6th cousin angry
Romance › Re: From Us To You.... We Love You Dearly!!! by MrCork(op): 11:14am On Apr 27, 2015
sexymoma:
See who s talking... angry
^^^thee u go..the village ones are usually more aggressive...clearly not a wifey material! embarassed
Romance › Re: From Us To You.... We Love You Dearly!!! by MrCork(op): 10:56am On Apr 27, 2015
dechandel:
Cork its too early to be a clown, go to work abeg
...and for the record,I don't need to work...i didn't juss pick up my £28,000 (cash) range rover spot from the dusbin...some of us r juss born to enjoy...kappppish! smiley
Romance › Re: From Us To You.... We Love You Dearly!!! by MrCork(op): 10:53am On Apr 27, 2015
dechandel:
Cork its too early to be a clown, go to work abeg
^^ atitude...and then she wonders why she cant find man on nairaland!! undecided
Romance › Re: From Us To You.... We Love You Dearly!!! by MrCork(op): 10:39am On Apr 27, 2015
dechandel:
huh huh huh undecided
. ...ermm sweery.. ama lover nota fighter & I never said u r note fine..you are beautifully ok in a fine way angry
Romance › Re: From Us To You.... We Love You Dearly!!! by MrCork(op): 10:04am On Apr 27, 2015
marieolae:
mrcork angry angry
I'm angry angry
...sweeery calm down,I didn't say I don't love u coz I do..u got a sweet face that looks like lollypop..the lickable type of face u put tomato ketchup on..gerrit!... smiley
Romance › Re: From Us To You.... We Love You Dearly!!! by MrCork(op): 9:22am On Apr 27, 2015
cooljoe:
but rokiatu aint lyt skinned na... Wa about Dechandel nd Marieolae
Dechandel?..that chick that look like babe from ondo state? .she aint light skin & is the one sittin on the left..marieolae use to look like ice cream but now looks like chocolate

.rokiatu is automaticaly oficially considerd light skin coz of her body..this is a unique case (no ofeense)
angry
Celebrities › Re: Mercy Johnson & Hubby At Son's Dedication by MrCork: 10:37pm On Apr 26, 2015
MERCY JOHNSON nids to bleach to be beaurifull.. truss me!! angry
Celebrities › Re: Mercy Johnson & Hubby At Son's Dedication by MrCork: 10:36pm On Apr 26, 2015
MissOke:
u are just a BIG FOOL dat will soon die of ENVY. U're so broke, untrained nd myopic. U urgently need deliverance from ur mother's side.
..^^^^ typical homebase girl wit attitude....and then she complains she cant find man on nairaland! undecided
Celebrities › Re: Mercy Johnson & Hubby At Son's Dedication by MrCork: 10:09pm On Apr 26, 2015
,,Mercy Johnson look like woman from paupu guinea ......she aint even light skin! angry
Celebrities › Re: Mercy Johnson & Hubby At Son's Dedication by MrCork: 10:08pm On Apr 26, 2015
udmydearest:
get a life, u silly talkative. Hating will take u nowhere.
...sweery can I remind u that ama Londoner...U never been to London so pliss..shoe respect to a Londoner!... undecided
Romance › Re: I Think I Love My Gf Too Much by MrCork: 9:04pm On Apr 26, 2015
Hallexander:
A student
...Cool.. Nice one... you a Student Mechanic? angry
Romance › Re: I Think I Love My Gf Too Much by MrCork: 8:57pm On Apr 26, 2015
Hallexander:
Actually dark
...ok...question: wot do u do for livin...bro are u part time Mechanic? (no oofeinse) angry
Romance › Re: I Think I Love My Gf Too Much by MrCork: 8:56pm On Apr 26, 2015
Hallexander:
Actually dark
...ok...question: wot do u do for livin...bro are u part time Mechanic or juss Mechanic? (no oofeinse) angry
Romance › Re: I Think I Love My Gf Too Much by MrCork: 8:51pm On Apr 26, 2015
adorablevic:
What's wrong with loving her too much angry
angry
Romance › Re: I Think I Love My Gf Too Much by MrCork: 8:50pm On Apr 26, 2015
Hallexander:
Please I need ur advice I think I love my babe too much, wen I see her I love her the more, and wen I don't, I want her, please those that have experiences help me
....is she light skin? angry
Romance › Re: I Think I Love My Gf Too Much by MrCork: 8:49pm On Apr 26, 2015
Hallexander:
Please I need ur advice I think I love my babe too much, wen I see her I love her the more, and wen I don't, I want her, please those that have experiences help me
angry
Politics › Re: Historical Photos Of Biafran Soldiers At A Military Base Near Owerri by MrCork: 8:47pm On Apr 26, 2015
ludamix:
Pictured are Biafra "soldiers" undergoing routine drills at a military training camp near Owerri in August 1968 during the Civil War. After the Igbos claimed to have suffered through years of suppression under Nigeria’s military government, the breakaway state of Biafra proclaimed its independence from Nigeria which led to the infamous war between Nigeria and Biafra in July 1967.

Photo Credit: AP
..Nigerian Army trainin with Bow and Arrow;;;;; Lion of AFrica grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Romance › Re: Ladies..you Decide: Yoruba Guys Or IBO Guys? by MrCork(op): 8:44pm On Apr 26, 2015
...still cant understand why people tell me I look Jamo: Jamiacan? angry
Romance › Re: What's It With The Ladies And Pm Rants by MrCork: 7:52pm On Apr 26, 2015
faith551:
grin
...bro o suggest u focus yor energy on getting rid of that butterfly looking pimples on yo head instead of worrying over females rejectetin u on nairaland....(no ofense)! undecided
Romance › Re: From Us To You.... We Love You Dearly!!! by MrCork(op): 7:39pm On Apr 26, 2015
...Rokiatu and Lala247.....officially the sexxxiest light skin hotties on Nairaland accordin to Nairaland OPinion Poll survey from last week: APPROVED!!!! wink
Romance › Re: What's It With The Ladies And Pm Rants by MrCork: 7:37pm On Apr 26, 2015
faith551:
Do u really want to do this? Ain't you the guy with a rat on ur dp?
..>Bro am juss tryn to help u...u put picture on yor profile with gaint pimple like butter fly on yor fore head and then u wonda why females reject yor PMs??.... Bro ...serrriously..am goin bak to bed... laters!! undecided
Romance › Re: What's It With The Ladies And Pm Rants by MrCork: 7:32pm On Apr 26, 2015
faith551:
Iffa hear, do I look like an attention seeking guy?
...bro.I dont mean to sound rude & no ofiense to the gaint pimple on yor head but serrriously...u sound like a Nigerian idol reject (no oofiense) angry
Romance › Re: What's It With The Ladies And Pm Rants by MrCork: 7:19pm On Apr 26, 2015
faith551:
Let's face it peeps, Am actually tired of this trend.
I've noticed that ones in a while our girls here come out to bash the guys about their consistent pm's even when they go ahead to ignore them. I know we might have a handful of daft guys out here, fact is a lot of them enjoy the attention, but that doesn't mean that all of us here are silly and it freaks me out when they generalise their claims.
So am out to tell the girls to go easy, I mean I've never sent anyone a pm here, I dnt even know how to do that and I dnt borther to learn tho.
So are the guys with me on this? Let's say no to "PMPHOBIA" grin, Am serious tho, if you are a fine geh, u are bound to get pm's, deal with it
FAITH
...so u angry coz ladies blank u..abi? .....they dont return yor PM? undecided
Romance › Re: How I Handled A Scary Woman In Just One Day by MrCork: 7:09pm On Apr 26, 2015
njuwo:
An ugly woman walked into my store with her two children, shouting at them. I pleasantly said, "Good morning ma and welcome. Nice children. Are they twins?" The woman shouted, "Hell no, they are not. One is 8 years old and the other is 6 years old. Why the hell would you think they are twins, are you blind, or stupid?" I replied, "I'm neither blind nor stupid ma, i just can't believe someone would sleep with you twice!"
....bRO..no ofeinse to yor picture profile but u wear tick glasses like telescope and then u ended up calling innocent litle twins gay....so why the hell wunt their mother abuse u??.....maybe u shud get rid of thoise glasses!! (no ofeinse) angry

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