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nanalady: who will be my friend[b]who will be my friend[/b]who will be my friend

emynez: Below are mine:
-HOLDING SALIVA IN THE MOUTH WHILE TALKING 2 ME...God! I can throw up seeing dat, gush..sum gals sha, some do it 4 fun dou..pls nd pls its damn irritating nd we boys dnt like it.
-GISTING ME ABOUT A MOVIE WHEN WATCHING IT 2GEDA... Then wr is d suspense den? Some will gist til u loose interest, most gals are guilty of this.
-LETTING US 2 SEE UR DIRTY UNDIES OR USED PADS... Nawao!
-NOT KNWING WEN ONE WANTS 2 BE SILENT ND THINK! Talk talk up nd down, even wen its obvious u ain't interestd in d gist, they neva stop! Boring u 2 death nd makin u nt able to think straight!

Feel free 2 add yours pls!

MrCork: ...any ways guys..it is not ma fault sm a pekam yuppie and that i hav moiney and that women wsnt me and that ama Londoner and that i druv range rover spot and that am that we berrra lookin..

women want happiness.....luckily..this is wear we fit in (no offencse again)

krispycash: I choose not to exchange words with u... but please just get help... I mean medical help....

Romanciella:

farano: Ok let me go straight to d point...lol tho not funny. This morning in a public transport, a guy sitting next to me was romancing my lap in a coded manner I was like 'wtf?!' Immediately the guy said ssssshhhhhh and handed his phone to me to enter my contact. I refused to collect the phone. So he wrote his number on a piece of paper and gave it to me and whispered "call me and send your account number too". I got very angry that I gave him a hot slap. What an insult! People were curious to know what went wrong. I didn't say a word and he didn't too.

Why do some men behave like this

farano: Ok let me go straight to d point...lol tho not funny. This morning in a public transport, a guy sitting next to me was romancing my lap in a coded manner I was like 'wtf?!' Immediately the guy said ssssshhhhhh and handed his phone to me to enter my contact. I refused to collect the phone. So he wrote his number on a piece of paper and gave it to me and whispered "call me and send your account number too". I got very angry that I gave him a hot slap. What an insult! People were curious to know what went wrong. I didn't say a word and he didn't too.

Why do some men behave like this

Richiy: What does that have to do with anything?

Atmmachine: My Nigga
You ain't a londoner
You can't even write correct english

slimzypink: may you find a solution to ur problem ..

Richiy: Okay. A friend of mine is in a dilemma and I want to ask the good people of Nairaland to help her out.

In her words...

Before I started dating my boyfriend (Kene), I was already friends with his bestfriend (James).

Now we are dating and Kene feels insecure because of my relationship with the James.

The bestfriend's girlfriend is also a little threatened.

But James I are also business partners and spend some time together doing strictly business.

All attempts to explain the whole thing to Kene is failing as he doesn't see much reason to the explanation.

I love my boyfriend and I don't wanna lose him. What should I do?

krispycash: I get the feeling this guy recently had a psychotic breakdown. ..The guy has major mental issues....

samflexxy: yea in ur dreams beautiful girls chai nau na one guy go they wan corner de chop this fyn fishes

Raxxye: There are many girls bearing Mona in your area of Ajegunle. I'm sure it's a mistaken identity, Mister!

Alleluia: They refer to any girl as biatch.

No respect hun!

MrsBreezy: Lol nah never haha maybe after 90 days

MrsBreezy: Catfish.

kgahlisho: The obsession is getting worse...u need hlp bro

Romanciella: haha....i kinda thought i was the only one wondering

GoodFaith: Beauty is in the eye of the beholder
Dark or light skin

Blizzyblinkzy: u are d gay here. Am a lady take it or leave it...

Blizzyblinkzy: u are d gay here. Am a lady take it or leave it...