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Romance › Re: Is Sex Really The Relationship? By FUNMI AKINGBADE by MrCork: 2:30pm On Sep 08, 2014
...question is. ..who is looking for relationship... In 2014? angry
Jokes Etc › Re: Help Me Thank God..i Was Attack Last Nite By Two Unknown Monsters [pic] by MrCork: 2:27pm On Sep 08, 2014
.. ..hangon...did i jus waste ma precious London time to read this mondocafolik nonsense thread? angry
Romance › Re: Am Pregnant For An Unknown Man. Should I Abort The Baby? by MrCork: 1:42pm On Sep 08, 2014
neoapocalypse: You can lie ehn
..bruv...that girl is known for creating prakolitic nonsense thread...i suspect she lookin for msn though undecided
Romance › Re: ladies, Please Advice by MrCork(op): 1:34pm On Sep 08, 2014
..MrsBreezy (London American) & Khiaa (american londoner) officially the two most beautiful females on nairaland to date....one is light skin and the other is half cast...every male finally agreed and we all happier.. Congrats! cheesy

...our only hope is for the dark skin females to congratulate....not hate!
embarassed
Nairaland General › Re: Can I Chat With A Nairalander Privately??? by MrCork:
tolaxin: so, may the god of thunder begin to act against you as from tomoro 8th of sept, 2014 till 2073
...ok thanks...plis keep waiting....eeeedioooot boy!! undecided
Romance › Re: ladies, Please Advice by MrCork(op): 10:31pm On Sep 07, 2014
khiaa: Honey I am not half-cast. I'm African American. cheesy
..sweery..truss me,ama playa and a ladies man which clearly means i no women.. ..u hav a sweet name...khia. .and from the way it sounds,u r clearly light skin or half cast...and is clearly very pretty! wink
Romance › Re: ladies, Please Advice by MrCork(op): 10:16pm On Sep 07, 2014
mizcalvina: am African American
^^ chick tryn to impress me sayin she is American Africa?....serriously...am confused! undecided
Romance › Re: ladies, Please Advice by MrCork(op): 10:11pm On Sep 07, 2014
khiaa: If you take your blinders off you can see the beauty all around you. I do realize you do not mean this from your heart and it is all in fun. I'm 100% sure your woman is brown/dark skinned. You are funny. I get you! cheesy
..beauty all around me where"...dark skin females?....correction..beauty all about light skin females or half cast females like u....pirrrriod! angry
Romance › Re: ladies, Please Advice by MrCork(op): 10:06pm On Sep 07, 2014
mizcalvina: am African American
..sweery stop lyin to impress me...STOP IT!! angry
Romance › Re: I Caught My Landlord Sniffing At My Panties. by MrCork: 10:02pm On Sep 07, 2014
Liability: talk to the hand pulease!
^^^^ thee u go..when u catch them out they start bein siscodramatic. ...i bet she is dark skin & i truly bet she Nigerian! embarassed
Romance › Re: I Caught My Landlord Sniffing At My Panties. by MrCork: 9:41pm On Sep 07, 2014
temigracie: ....lol...baby, who is the fellow oo??...Maybe you should remind me.....

My dear....the more the merrier...

***in Tymax's voice**....there s still vacancy ooo, guys should come and submit their CV....then come for interview...
angry
Romance › Re: I Caught My Landlord Sniffing At My Panties. by MrCork: 9:39pm On Sep 07, 2014
Liability: yesterday being saturday, i did my laundry as usual and couldnt finish because i wanted to prepare a lovely dish for my boyfriend who was visiting me after spending a year in the uk. Hurriedly i went to the market.

While returning, i was about entering the house when i saw the most weirdest thing. My landlord was standing where my unwashed clothes were and was sniffing my panties one after the other.

I had to rush where he was a gave him a dirty slap. ''useless man!''

why are some men so shameless?



Activate: Sine
...hangon...u attention seeking she goat...didnt u create a thread just 4 days ago sayin one boy pregnant u and ran away?....who the heck r u deceiving? angry
Nairaland General › Re: Can I Chat With A Nairalander Privately??? by MrCork: 9:33pm On Sep 07, 2014
tolaxin: may thunder fire you if you can't find a solution to this
..brother please patient...i promise to get u the ansa before 2072.......mugu! (no offense) undecided
Nairaland General › Re: Can I Chat With A Nairalander Privately??? by MrCork: 8:20pm On Sep 07, 2014
..OP...bro. ...please wait...am still checking! angry
Romance › Re: ladies, Please Advice by MrCork(op): 6:36pm On Sep 07, 2014
marieolae: Please ur disgracing people from peckham seriously. Going down the streets of peckham, your more likely to come across black darkskinned african girls. Why are u lieing. Where exactly in peckham are u staying, isit yellow block, r u staying near damilola taylor center... R u staying behind peckham academy? Where exactly. If you can't answer my question, your a fake peckham guy! Your just pretending! Grow up little boy
..and foe the record...we hav only white babes & 8000 half cast females in London peckam alone! angry
Romance › Re: ladies, Please Advice by MrCork(op): 6:34pm On Sep 07, 2014
marieolae: Please ur disgracing people from peckham seriously. Going down the streets of peckham, your more likely to come across black darkskinned african girls. Why are u lieing. Where exactly in peckham are u staying, isit yellow block, r u staying near damilola taylor center... R u staying behind peckham academy? Where exactly. If you can't answer my question, your a fake peckham guy! Your just pretending! Grow up little boy
^^ and then she talks about pekam like she even been to London....serriously...but y r females always trying to impress me for no reason?....if i ask her for proof..guess wot...she will runaway embarassed
Romance › Re: ladies, Please Advice by MrCork(op): 6:31pm On Sep 07, 2014
marieolae: Please ur disgracing people from peckham seriously. Going down the streets of peckham, your more likely to come across black darkskinned african girls. Why are u lieing. Where exactly in peckham are u staying, isit yellow block, r u staying near damilola taylor center... R u staying behind peckham academy? Where exactly. If you can't answer my question, your a fake peckham guy! Your just pretending! Grow up little boy
..^^^ she jelous coz ms breeezy is officially the first ever light and way more hotter....but serrriiiusly...why r dark skin females always hatin of light skin females? .....why? undecided
Romance › Re: ladies, Please Advice by MrCork(op): 6:24pm On Sep 07, 2014
MrsBreezy: Looool
^^^ dyammm...finally..a light skin female on nairaland. .......first ever......huuurrrraay!! cheesy
Nairaland General › Re: Can I Chat With A Nairalander Privately??? by MrCork: 6:12pm On Sep 07, 2014
tolaxin: bros ahbeg help me check, I c one fine girl wey ah won lut here and ah no wnt mak everybody knw
...ok..giv me one second..i will check! angry
Nairaland General › Re: Can I Chat With A Nairalander Privately??? by MrCork: 6:01pm On Sep 07, 2014
tolaxin: I have been wondering if I really can have a private talk with a Nairalander without inviting the whole Nairalanders into the discussion.. I don't wanna use the e-mail stuff cus I think many people never bother checking their mails for days. Any way outhuh
...bro pliss wait...let me check? angry
Romance › Re: Girls Only!!! Ban For Any Guy Peeping by MrCork: 3:56pm On Sep 07, 2014
Kirinwa: Girls if a guy finds you attractive and wants to get down with you.Why do you tell him you are not a hoe when you can comfortably open legs for another guy.Am confused about it. Let's talk abt it.
..kringo.....bro..didn't u hav skool home wok ? angry
Romance › Re: ladies, Please Advice by MrCork(op): 3:39pm On Sep 07, 2014
...has anyone notise all females are clearly avoiding our question,but instead,they change topic....anyways..question agaiin is:..why is it difficult to find natural beauty in that country?..pls advice? angry
Romance › Re: ladies, Please Advice by MrCork(op): 3:19pm On Sep 07, 2014
mizcalvina: bullshit post... Mr cork
..really?...ok...should i type slowly so u can catch up?...coz everyone agrees wit the thread butt for some reason. ..u don't gerrrrit...r u Nigerian? undecided
Romance › Re: ladies, Please Advice by MrCork(op): 10:29am On Sep 07, 2014
glitest: Answer my question now?.
...whats the question? undecided
Romance › Re: ladies, Please Advice by MrCork(op): 7:33pm On Sep 06, 2014
glitest: I don't live in the UK

That brings the question.....If you claim there are 4000 mixed breeds in Peckham alone, then why is your black behind still single?
angry
Romance › Re: ladies, Please Advice by MrCork(op): 7:20pm On Sep 06, 2014
glitest: You need to get out of Peckhman more...Honestly.
. Correction...how many half cast female di u people hav ther in Nigeria?..8.... How many do we hav in jus london peckam alone?.. 4000!!....show respect!! angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: No Girl On Nairaland Is Prettier Than Rahmas by MrCork: 7:17pm On Sep 06, 2014
Atmmachine: Rahmas is the true definition of beauty.
That girl is a drawing, please, who drew her huh
She is not a pencil but she's been drawing so many attention.
Atamanda...bro no offense but see yor head like Ghana g@y police man.....how can that one ne beautiful when she look like man? ...bro r u ok? angry
Romance › Re: ladies, Please Advice by MrCork(op): 7:12pm On Sep 06, 2014
glitest: Oh Pls!
...sweery yor gettin it wrong...serrriouly...when wsz the last time u heard a black man sayinnn he loves dark skin females? ..never.

...all black men lov light skin females & all white men love dark skin females....that has always been the rule...truss me!
undecided
Romance › Re: ladies, Please Advice by MrCork(op): 6:48pm On Sep 06, 2014
...ther is no day dark skin females come to nairaland and they don't cuss innosent citizens for notin....muss they always cuss?....light skin females would never act like that...truss me! embarassed
Romance › Re: ladies, Please Advice by MrCork(op): 6:46pm On Sep 06, 2014
glitest: Why don't you marry a white woman then?
...we love black women...we like white women..do I make sense?? undecided
Romance › Re: ladies, Please Advice by MrCork(op): 6:45pm On Sep 06, 2014
....that rocimila chick kinda aiiiight for a dark skin female....she the only one that all men can consider or manage...she dark skin in a light skin way. Do I make sense? angry
Romance › Re: ladies, Please Advice by MrCork(op): 6:43pm On Sep 06, 2014
krall: go and sit down. angry
...brother...am glad u finally agree wit our findin....cheers!

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