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Romance › Re: Curvy Or Slim Chics, Which Is Sweeter In Bed? by MrCork: 1:15pm On Aug 31, 2014
Unibenstudent: Because he is the ugliest player ever liveth, baby
....brother....i cab take yor woman anyday...truss me

...di u hav a job?
.....can u afford a range rover sport?
.....do u hav 4 property?
.......can u afford a property?
.........y ever been outter Nigeria?
............hav u been to 34 countries?
.............u ever dated light skin female in yor life?
..............can u afford to take a female in a dinner date to Paris...and come back home the same day?

.....bro...when u hav yes answer to any of the challenges..come bak and talk to me ( no offense)
angry
Romance › Re: Reason Y Logicalmindyy Is D Most Attractive Dude On Nairaland! by MrCork: 12:39pm On Aug 31, 2014
lemmeknow: grin gringrin grin
^^ well..u saw the title of the thread....i suggest u berrra start chasing me! undecided
Romance › Re: Curvy Or Slim Chics, Which Is Sweeter In Bed? by MrCork: 12:30pm On Aug 31, 2014
MrsChima: you do know there is a difference between fat, thick, curvy, and chubby right?
^^^ mz chima gots big nyansh though but she keep playn had to get....maybe she lesssbuan undecided
Romance › Re: Curvy Or Slim Chics, Which Is Sweeter In Bed? by MrCork: 12:13pm On Aug 31, 2014
....well i love big women coz i like to do power lifting and then i love slim women when i do the aeroplane power lifting...women r juss beaurifull..love them! wink
Romance › Re: Curvy Or Slim Chics, Which Is Sweeter In Bed? by MrCork: 12:05pm On Aug 31, 2014
marieolae: londoner ko..r u d only londoner in the world. Oloshe
^^^ this r the kinda girls that muss be avoided by any means necessary...even Malcolm x said it ...they usually too aggressive and they cuss too much. I bet on ma 2008 range rover spot she never been to London and she clearly dak skin undecided
Romance › Re: Curvy Or Slim Chics, Which Is Sweeter In Bed? by MrCork: 11:32am On Aug 31, 2014
MrsChima: Girls run!!!!!
^^^^^ this one is a lesssssbian! angry
Romance › Re: Curvy Or Slim Chics, Which Is Sweeter In Bed? by MrCork: 11:31am On Aug 31, 2014
marieolae: so what does it cost u to put ur picture up then?
....huh?...ermm sweeery .....loook at the picture profile of nairaland guys & u will clearly see that 99.9% of them loook like angry witch doctor.....and they r all homebased....sadly I don't truss them wit ma gooood loooks coz AMA londoner! (no ooofense)... undecided
Romance › Re: Curvy Or Slim Chics, Which Is Sweeter In Bed? by MrCork: 11:13am On Aug 31, 2014
MrsChima: YES!!!!!!
^^^^^ finally she said *YES*.....well done babes!! cheesy
Romance › Re: Curvy Or Slim Chics, Which Is Sweeter In Bed? by MrCork: 11:11am On Aug 31, 2014
marieolae: I wonder wat u look lyk
....juss a slightly younger berrrra loookin version of Wesley snipes though, but slightly dark....6:3, london Peckam yuppie,drives range rover sport with alloy wills, single,romantic,handsome,fine,cute,caring,lovably,shy,sweet,humble,kind,bachelor,owns four property in west London,loookin for a wife and a great disco dancer........ Could u handle that? undecided
Romance › Re: Department Of Homeland Security Now Accept Applications From Gay Immigrants. by MrCork: 11:06am On Aug 31, 2014
MrsChima: You jealous donkey?
^^^^^ this chick has no resssspect! angry
Romance › Re: Curvy Or Slim Chics, Which Is Sweeter In Bed? by MrCork: 11:05am On Aug 31, 2014
marieolae: wat a dirty foool!
...sweery no need to be jealous....ok then...will enter u 2. ...U can join! wink
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Do People Dance Worldly In Church? by MrCork: 11:01am On Aug 31, 2014
Jennimma: Is it godly to dance worldly steps in church?
Most of the youths in our churches enjoy dancing steps they learn from secular music like "skelewu" and such likes...and most of our pastors say little or nothing about it. I kinda feel its not right.
Should christains copy worldly dance steps? Can't we create our own dance steps?
Comments allowed.
^^^^^^^. Jennilucifa <<<<<<<< Anti - Christ!!! embarassed
Romance › Re: Curvy Or Slim Chics, Which Is Sweeter In Bed? by MrCork: 11:00am On Aug 31, 2014
MrsChima: Enter where fool?
......what u mean?....sweeery..... Enter u of course!! cheesy
Romance › Re: Interracial Relationships - Somalis + Caribbean And Somalis + Other Africans by MrCork:
axum: Are Somali people African? Anyone in Africa is African. African doesnt mean Black. Africa was named after a Roman General. Were you African before it was named after that General or After.

You need to relook at yourself.
...angela....no offense but did i ask u fe story or did i ask for a simple yes or no answer??....this is exactly y black man always fail skool exams and then guess wot...u start blaming teachers... Bush man! (no offense) angry
Romance › Re: Real Love Defies All Reasons by MrCork: 4:51am On Aug 31, 2014
tlanry: *If you fall in love because someone makes you laugh, what happens when you no longer find them funny?

*If you fall in love because someone is beautiful or handsome, what happens when that beauty fades?

*If you fall in love because someone can provide for you, what happens when they lose wealth?

CONCLUSION---Real love defies all reasons. When you truly love someone, you do not look for reasons, you see beyond reasons.

Agree?
...what kinda rubbbbish thread is this??....so u expectt a playa to fall in love?... In 2014? angry
Romance › Re: Interracial Relationships - Somalis + Caribbean And Somalis + Other Africans by MrCork: 4:48am On Aug 31, 2014
r Somali Africa? angry
Romance › Re: Curvy Or Slim Chics, Which Is Sweeter In Bed? by MrCork: 4:47am On Aug 31, 2014
MrsChima: Curvy! wink
^^^^ this is exactly Why I need to enter.....sweeery we gatsz to talk...4real tongue
Romance › Re: Department Of Homeland Security Now Accept Applications From Gay Immigrants. by MrCork: 4:45am On Aug 31, 2014
pcguru1: America respects human rights despite how much some feels it conflicts with religious ........, i don,t see any difference in this, people will still exploit the system regardless am only curious to see how many nigerians are williging to go as far as faking homosexuality just to get a ticket.
....bro..so u & yor boy friend r planñin to relocate? undecided
Romance › Re: Department Of Homeland Security Now Accept Applications From Gay Immigrants. by MrCork: 4:44am On Aug 31, 2014
MrsChima: Department of Homeland-USA now accept applications from gay immigrants. Gay marriage is now recognized and same-sex partners can receive immigration benefits.

I can see it now...gay people will outnumber straight couples committing marriage shams just to escape persecution from their homeland.

Your thoughts?
mrs chima...i would still love to enter has discussed...4real...we need to talk..serrriously! wink
Romance › Re: Pls Rate My Profile Pics by MrCork: 4:42am On Aug 31, 2014
aro1: Hello ladies and gentlemen,it's been a while that have being a member of nairaland,but i jus upload my pics. I notice dat so many user dnt do dis,pls i wuld lyk u 2 rate or comment on my pics,ladies in d house,pls help out.thanks!
....bro...no ooofense to yor picture profile & I dont mean to sound rude but r u in prison or is that yor gate?....if yes...don't houses in Nigeria hav door? (no offense again) angry
Romance › Re: LAGOS: Husband With Lover Catches Wife And Friend In Same Hotel by MrCork: 4:38am On Aug 31, 2014
Osu175: Drama in Olodi Apapa area of Lagos State, Thursday
night, as a man who took another woman to a hotel
came out from the hotel room to see his wife coming
out from another room with his friend.
The man identified as Kayode was said to have yelled,
“My wife in a hotel with another man!”when he spotted
them, according to report from Leadership.
It was gathered that when Kayode saw the wife
identified as Funmilayo, he never envisaged that the
man with her was his friend called Mufutau but after a
closer look, he noticed that the man was Mufutau and
he slapped him twice before Mufutau retaliated.
As the men were
fighting, Funmilayo also
tore the clothes of the
other woman for having
the effrontry to date her
husband. The fight
among the quartet came
to an abrupt end when
the barman,
receptionist, and
customers blamed all
for not being sincere
and trustworthy to their wives and husbands.
The barman was said to have told Kayode that he was
guilty of the same offence for bringing another man’s
wife to the hotel. The barman said that what occurred
was a nemesis or law of distributional justice.
The women were said to have torn their clothes to
shreds and left the hotel in shame as they booed each other.
^^^^^^ no full stop...no cooooma...no para graph....no decimal point...no sub title...and then u want us to understand yor story?

.."...bro...no offense but we don't gerrrrrrrit!!
angry
Romance › Re: Guys! Please I Need Your Opinions.. by MrCork: 4:32am On Aug 31, 2014
^^^^^ guys ...pliss be care full......very care full of women like Etaaaararitata....she dark skin but way toooo agrrrresive...but then, they complain no man want them on nairanand & start cusssin innosent guys like me for no reason.

..light skin females wud never act like this!
embarassed
Romance › Re: Guys! Please I Need Your Opinions.. by MrCork: 4:28am On Aug 31, 2014
Ethereal0110: Did i tell you that am looking for a man on nairaland? Am light skin so what??! If you must know i am not looking for a man cuz i gat 1 already, just look @ your shameless name; Mrcork .. Abeg carry ur cork go brazil
^^^ from yor graaamar,i bet on ma 20008 range rover sport that u r dark skin & hav juss recently ariiiived in the city....yea right u hav a boy friend...abi?... Densill Washington??... Keeeep dreamin (no ooofense) undecided
Romance › Re: Guess What Am Checking Out In Her?? SEE PICS HERE by MrCork: 9:22pm On Aug 30, 2014
urhoboman: lol, this guy is nut, why do u hate black/dark skin girls da much? Btw the OP's gal is light skin. Or how do u define light and dark skin? Lol
..r u sayin she preeety? . angry
Romance › Re: Why Do Girls Do This? by MrCork: 9:20pm On Aug 30, 2014
ipain: At The Beginning of the relationship, they express their love and would want to chat you up often... but when dude start showing how much he is crazy about her, she stops all the acts. She does not respond on time to his chat, even when he send romantic text, she just act like she never received any or show that she loved the sms, feeling indifferent.

I just feel sorry for this babe because she would not believe I won't bother to call her for a month! I love her so much, but I am very much in control of my emotions and senses.

I personally like the 50-50 approach but when it seem like it's a one sided thingy, it turn the hell off out of me. angry
....ok..so babe didn't call u for a month and u r 50 yers 0ld? ...and what do u want from us?! undecided
Romance › Re: Emotional Or Sexual Cheating: Which Is Worse? by MrCork: 7:52pm On Aug 30, 2014
kika23: Any way you look at it, cheating is a good way to ruin a relationship. Often, when one partner cheats on the other, trust is lost and there is little chance of regaining it — this is likely not news to anyone.
But there is more than one category of cheating.

First, there is sexual cheating, where the man feels no emotional connection with the woman and is basically only interested in her for sexual purposes and the excitement that sleeping with her may offer.

The second type of cheating is emotional, where a man finds himself becoming emotionally connected to another woman. He may greatly enjoy her company, talking to her, and sharing his concerns and thoughts about life with her. He will begin to feel as though he would rather spend his spare time with her than with his girlfriend or wife.

In a survey I recently conducted, a little over 75% of women said that emotional cheating would leave them feeling more betrayed than sexual cheating. However, many of the women also reported that it is very hard to separate the two types of cheating because both would affect their feelings for their partner on both levels of the relationship. What's your take on this?
angry

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