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sexzskil: @MOD pls open back this thread ASAP. I went through nairaland's rules for posting topic and couldn't find a single way I broke any. Or don't I have the primary right as a Nairalander to post topics any more? Dear Seun, come to my aid for the unlocking of this thread now cos my right has been freaking violated as a passionate citizen of this honorable forum
https://www.nairaland.com/1879370/top-seven-reasons-why-hitler#1879370.21

BodyKiss: How do you do this shît, how do you always succeed in making fôôl of yourself? lol.

OnyeEgo1: ehm did u actually believe her story? Or u av sometin for dis gal? Lemme c if she has light skin

aspaki: have you never seen a dark girl gettin married ?

aspaki: God will provide them with a man

MrsChima: Ask me.

dedtroy: Any loving husband in the house who also experiences same with me. I noticed my wife was often on nairaland before We got married. Initially, I was kind of worried about this development, but later I found myself acclimatizing with her because of the love I have for her.

Now my question goes 'have you ever had issues over nairaland with your Spouse'?

aspaki: STOP trying to change someone who doesn’t
want to change. Stop giving chances to someone
who abuses your forgiveness.
Stop walking back to a place where your heart
ran from. Stop trusting their words and ignore
their actions.
Stop giving your all to a person who gives you
nothing. Stop fighting for a relationship when
you are standing in the ring alone.
Stop breaking your own heart and wasting your
time…

Liability: mrcork tanx...others that r prescribing poison for me, God is watching you.

kalimera101: Pfft. Every male with an apple smoothie for brains.

marieolae: ode

Liability: mrcork, ur solution will be most welcome. Tank u

Liability: i just discoverd that am 3 weeks pregant. A pregnancy unknown to me who is responsible.

Yes. I know people will want to say to me that am a cheap lady. If it was was a sexual activities that put me in the family way it would have been better. 4 weeks before i discovered i had missed my period i was on a move not to meet any man, due to my recent break up with my ex, trying to pick up the pieces of my life.

I went to a swimming pool, where different folks were having fun, i was enjoying swimming there. After the whole fun, i went to the changing room only to discover that a tiny drop of an unknown swimming hung at the tip of my bikini.

I quickly cleaned it, not knowing that some drops had entered me.

Now am pregnant. Please should i abort it?
Please advise


Activate: sine

ammamat: whatever @ mrcork

ammamat: thanks @ Mrcork....plz is better u just read and passed if you don't have what to say.......

ammamat: plsss my people , am really confuse and i need people advice. before now a man who was older than me for 20 years came to marry me but people say the man is too old for me ...... and i let him go and since then nobody come my way for anything serious, now a guy that iam older than is serious and said he want to do like that... please my people honestly i really don't no how and what to do now coz in our country ..a man suppose to be holder than a woman oooo...and my stature too is not helping me.................... plz help this confuse lady

DikSin: Sorry sir ;(
I missed my pills last night.
Forgive my bad for not recognising u d #CorkSucker

marieolae: 1. Kiss. Djeezy

2. Date Djeezy

3. Phuck DJeezy

4. Slap Mrcork.

DikSin: So u get lite brain as well abi?
U quote a whole post & comment nothing. U still get one like join body... Hmm u get live no be small o! But unfortunately ur head no dey too correct

temigracie: ...lol....MrCork, stop hitting at me!!!...am not a white or fair chic....

phollybee: Her name is Seun and We've being in love for 3yrs now.
But it has always been our Dream to marry each other after our Education program..
I can never deny being responsible for her Pregnancy coz she has been so faithful to me, even for d Fact dat I invited her to come over from her school to pay me a Visit coz I av missed her so much.
I think dat shud be like two months ago...
Weeks after she came, she do complain of having headache and Fever until she went for a Test.
There she was told dat she is pregnant (3weeks) Damn!!!.
Lo n Behold readers she called and explained main matter which was on ground...
My Temper became so High and also Sweat from no where roles out of my Body being a first timer in dis situation and mess.. JESUS!
Then I told her dat as she cud see vividly dat both of us are not Ready.
Seun pls, both of us are still milking under our parent and we aren't ready for Nursing a baby yet, we are still Schooling, Precise we av a long way to go .
My faithful NAIRALANDERS ,Of all my pleading She was so Adamant and my Points Remain unreasonable to her, she Kept in Saying..
No room for Abortn although I never plan to involve in dis Act.
Taking the Role of Fatherhood won't be Ideal for me now and likewise her...
Pls what shud I do? dis isn't my dream for now.. advise plssssss

temigracie: i dont know if my fellow female nairalanders have noticed dis or mayb am just over-reacting....the rate of heart-breaks and dumping is gettn too much...abeg,guys...wats happening??...is it dat u guys dont want to b serious abt relatnships anylonga or u just want to chop and go....girls,i think we shud protest ooo...abi,wat do u think...

Youngsage: https://m.helpguide.org/images/emotional-health/humor-laughter-m.jpg
Humor is infectious! The sound of
roaring laughter is far more contagious
than any cough, sniffle, or sneeze.
When laughter is shared, it binds people together, increases happiness and intimacy; it also triggers healthy physical changes in the body, strengthens your immune system,
boosts your energy, diminishes pain, and
protects you from the damaging effects
of stress.
Best of all, this priceless medicine is fun, free, and easy to use!

“Your sense of humor is one of the most powerful tools you have to make certain
that your daily mood and emotional state support good health.” ˜Paul E. McGhee, Ph.D.

Nothing works faster to bring your mind and body back into balance than a good laugh. It lightens burdens, inspires hopes, connects you to others, and keeps you grounded, focused, and alert.
With so much power to heal and renew, the ability to laugh easily and frequently is a tremendous resource for surmounting
problems, enhancing your relationships, and supporting both physical and emotional
health.

Physical Health Benefits of Laughter
https://www.scientificamerican.com/sciam/cache/file/1B96FDD0-6217-4C40-AE4AE52E3192C6D9_article.jpg?E7EB7

• Laughter relaxes the whole body.
A good, hearty laugh relieves physical tension and stress, leaving your muscles relaxed for up to 45 minutes after.

• Laughter boosts the immune system. Laughter decreases stress hormones and increases immune cells and
infection-fighting antibodies, thus improving
your resistance to disease.

• Laughter triggers the release of endorphins, the body’s natural feel- good chemicals.
Endorphins promote an overall sense of well-being and can even temporarily
relieve pain.

• Laughter protects the heart.
Laughter improves the function of blood
vessels and increases blood flow, which can help protect you against a heart attack and other cardiovascular problems.

felistidiot: she beaut but not the most in the whole world. i have my friend called naima amri and she is absoulutly more beaut than beyonce so soon i will send her picture and you people be the judges