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marieolae: bounce nigga

marieolae: For those who don't know the meaning of "catifished", it is a slang term for being deceived. In our generation today, a lot of people tend to use filters, photoshop and specific angles to beautify their pictures. But this has gotten to a whole new level. Instagram, facebook, twitter have become the foundation of catfishes. They deceive people online,creating an image of what they are not. The question is...have you ever hooked up with a guy/girl that totally disappointed you? Share your stories. Here are some of the catfishiest girls on the internet

Ceasar1: Does everything have to be about punny?
My estimation of your age has sunk even much lower Mr Cork.

Iaz93: BMW M tec (2014)? You clearly don't have taste.

Iaz93: ....and your new ride will be?

Romancegirl: STFU pleaseee.

Iaz93: cork, do you still drive your 2008 range rover sport?

Romancegirl: Wow! Such a cutie.

Logicalmindy:

100Cents: I am not offended MrDick or MrRooster..

100Cents: MrCork can't be a person's name.

Sir, do you rock hens ?

100Cents: MrCork can't be a person's name.

Sir, do you rock hens ?

100Cents: Thank you as you drop your comments.

God bless you.

smartchoice: Please can we have inputs......

Does the number have anything to do with sexual performance after marriage or is it better to marry unsexed?

marie1989: i need a real husband for marriage i am marie i am 23 years old and work at a resturant in cameroon if you like to see me this is my skype daniel400053 thanks [color=#990000][/color]

Crocz: At first I tot you are one sensible person...but then I saw several of your posts on many threads...when you are not insulting somebody, you'd be condemning another...now you've stoop so low to insult a female?...that's a new low in ur life dude...you should go to church and start rolling over and crying to Jesus that ur life is taking an out of hand dimension...lest I mention, you keep blabbing about London and light skin girls, when all your ancestors died in an hamlet in Okija and all as black as anything imaginable...whatever you've been smoking is NOT good for your brain dude!

Crocz: At first I tot you are one sensible person...but then I saw several of your posts on many threads...when you are not insulting somebody, you'd be condemning another...now you've stoop so low to insult a female?...that's a new low in ur life dude...you should go to church and start rolling over and crying to Jesus that ur life is taking an out of hand dimension...lest I mention, you keep blabbing about London and light skin girls, when all your ancestors died in an hamlet in Okija and all as black as anything imaginable...whatever you've been smoking is NOT good for your brain dude!

Unibenstudent: What is trolling?

Romancegirl: Do u love? I thought trolling is the only job u do?

Romancegirl: You are always quoting me on every thread.

Blockus:

She is still young..

Still believes every stranger who walks up to her wants to fhuck her.

Wait till they hit 35..

Blockus:

She is still young..

Still believes every stranger who walks up to her wants to fhuck her.

Wait till they hit 35..

Romancegirl: Yes. If tagged ill mannered by you guys.

MrsChima: Why? He is not a threat. He wants me to not hang around my white male friend.

ALTERNATEID: Dark skin girl all the way.

MizMyColi:
Awwwmmm....This is beautiful!!!

The comments on here, save a few, are simply awe-inspiring.

farano: he dey find light skin lady since 1800

Afghanistan: Don't worry bro, we are both players and that was rule number 1 another fellow player told me that rule number 2 says you should find the girl that chop your money and make sure you collect it back. Is that true?

Romancegirl: What have you contributed, if i may ask?

Afghanistan: Dear nairalanders, pls any useful advice would be really appreciated here and pls don't dash out insults.
There is this lady I met in the vehicle while on my way to kaduna fruom lagos. We talked about things, many many things and she really kept my company. We joked, laughed I mean it was as if we were childhood friends meeting again after years apart. When the vehicle stopped somewhere at mokwa in niger state to refresh, we went into a reataurant and I paid all her bills. Finally when we got to kaduna , she had no money to convey her to her residence and I had to pay for her transport and we exchanged numbers. Later that night, I was expecting her to call me for appreciation but since she didn't, I decided to call her. Her response was dull as I kept wandering if she was the same lively girl I met in my journey. I even sent her a message and she didn't reply me at all. One month and two weeks later, she sent a text asking wether I was okay and I replied her saying "this one that you remember me today hope there's no problem". She said there was no problem and we went on to talk about a few things. Later that night, she called me and told me that she was in urgent need of something. I asked her what she wanted and she said she was in urgent need of huge sum of money for her school project and she will be defending it in a few weeks time. She needs it to complete the project. Pls is it advisable to help her with this money or just look away. I even told her to call her parents and ask her friends for assistance but she said her parents won't listen to her and her friends don't have enough.

The second problem is about a close friend of mine who pleaded with me for a huge some of money to help the business he's running. I promised to help him to the extent of giving him a stipulated time. His hopes are in my hands. Unfortunately, I was unable to raise the money and it doesn't even look like I will raise it anytime soon. He keeps calling me everyday but I don't pick his calls. It pains me a lot that I promised him and gave him hope. He relied so much on me. His business is almost crashing, Pls what do I do?