₦airaland Forum

Misblah: abeggi go pick beans mtcheww

onstelly: Gerra out every gal mustn't be light skin

vizkiz: ok now i get it...you are having breakfast in her house then you'll later suck her boobsi cuz its light skinned right?

vizkiz: i don't get it...you mean her boobsi is light skinned and you wanna suck it?

Misblah: ok..MrCork,like seriously,which day you go get sense? nd u mustn't comment on every thread cos u spill so much shit ur a$$ gets jealous ...u know what? Thing is...I don't like you!ur comment sometimes mkes me want to barf ion like you dude..

Mznaett: lol @mrcork,,shebi na only thank u wey u dey find? Oya take all dis wan hold body 2...muah muah...thank u

vizkiz: but she aint light skinned

...bro can't u see the boobsi?...or do u need touch light?

She nice gaddddemit!!

Mznaett: @lirushen,,am on my knee...abeg free me biko.
@berem,,i think this is just not her fault...according to her,she loves her lady very much and she can't stand the chance of letting her go. Atleast,if i could recall the past,both of them promised not to let go of each other. I mean they truely care about themselves infact,there was a time rumour carried it that the other lady took an oath not to leave this other one.. I mean these two ladies went far. And now,she is about getting married to this guy although the love is there but whenever the issue of sex with a guy is being mentioned she would feel irritated. And that's just the problem cuz the guy thinks she is cheating ön him.
@rocgirl,,nice one there. Especially,the first option.
I think she needs to read all these comments.
At all who thinks am hiding behind bars pls am not the one o. Am just a friend to her. Thanks

Beemahn: no, am dar kinda quy who asks a qirl out 2days l8r she aqrees to date me. 9days later she asks for sex, 3months l8r anoda babe who's a veri close frnd of mine, sees me at a party chattin wit anoda babe, walks up to us, holds my arm & starts telin d babe how much she likes me & dat she doznt knw y i dont wanna ask her out (even thouqh she knows i have a gf). am also that kinda quy who after class, a babe beqs him to cum & knw her place off campus & wen we qet dere she turns her bak on me, takes of her black bra, puts on a purple one, den turns & asks me if d bra fits her...*dnt ask wuh hapnd nxt*
bottom line...i cant pay for puni, it presents itself 2me in difrent forms on a weekly basis

nicechic: Smiles........funny u

georjay: straight to the point.......a lot of girls like me because am gentle,calm and easy going plus i have pink lips complimented with a dark face....i have a lot of female friends around me that really want me to be with them....though i really love some of them...but i just don't feel like committing myself into any relationship...i don't really know what is wrong with me...cos i have never been into any relationship in my life before....and i will clock 21 next year....another funny thing is if i like a girl, i will go after her, become her friend, i will show her love plus mad care and when the girl thinks she has found the love of her life i will withdraw and run meanwhile the girl would have already fallen totally for me....this seems to be like a natural activity to me...i have been doing it since when i was in jss1 ....as a result of that i have about 5 girls that are madly in need of me....but me i no gree gboriduro....and its not as if i dnt seriously need a girlfriend....but naso i see am o...[pls i need help]...what should i do...no jokes

Beemahn: am not qay but am kinda selective about d kinda punny i stick ma d**k in, i no be doq na. besides, i njoy punny mor wen i work to qet it. free food they purqe...sumtyms

Ceasar1: My estimation of your age has sunk even much lower Mr Cork.

naijaboiy:
I thought she was half-nigerian

Beemahn: Whenever people talk about friendzoning, it's usualy one sided. it's always the girls friendzoning the guys, as if girls cannot be friendzonned. it's not like there aren't girls who either xpressly or subtly go after guys they like & putting such a guy in a position where he can either reciprocate whatever such a girl feels for him, use her as a side chick or friendzone her. Now for the guys, would u friendzone a babe that wants u? if yes, why? & for the ladies, have you ever been friendzonned? do u think you can be friendzonned

MrsChima:
you are in Lagos ode!

nicechic: . See ur life? wetin concern complexion for this matter wey dey ground

Mznaett: I have a friend who is in a serious relationship with a guy.....both of them has gone so far in terms of bringing the relationship to life/light and they both love themselves. But the problem is that the girl is bisexual and the guy is not aware and she does'nt want to let go of him cuz of the love she has for him and what normally cause them to have problem is sex....cuz according to her she hates having sex with a guy though she loves her man very much but can't explain things to him. And now the guy is accusing her of dating another man whereas that's not true. Pls how do i explain things to her so she could maintain her fiance? Cuz with what am seeing,she could go miles just to keep her lady (partner) too...

ufss: Guys pls I need ur advices

shizzy07: Am a guy of 26yrs old,had some serious delay in my academics so cus of dat I jst completed my diploma programme in one of Nigerias' Federal university so am bout goin to my 200l.
Bt d issue on ground is dis,I av a very close female friend,who I lik so much,she's 25,workin n schooling part time,n we v being dating for a year(our relationship is sex free)bt I love her n cherish her so much.We had so many dreams n fantasies,painted mental pictures of ow our life wud b n so on,bt d way tinz r now,I dnt really see anytin comin out of it,cus am stil in school,am nt rich,can't really meet her needs,n I dnt see mysef settlin down in 3-4yrs time,so I want to go see her,av a heart to heart talk wit her n break d relationship,so she can b free to move on,she gists me about different guys dat hits on her,she is very beautiful,n she's nt gettin younger,I dnt want to tie her down,bt d tin is I feel very hurt @ d mere thought of loosing her,I so much cherish n lik her,,,,,,I dnt jst kno ow to go about it,,,,,,,I feel a guy shud b financially independent n comfortable b4 avin a gf,bt I like her,so much

MrsChima: Gotdamn she is worwor!

laplace12: She's dark skinned. Ain't you seeing that?

onstelly: Gerra out every gal mustn't be light skin