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onstelly: Asked you out story that touches ![]() |
onstelly: You that is not gay, how mny gal hv u asked out..correction...do u mean how many babes hav asked me out?..may i remind u that ama playa..pekam yuppie. ..anyways that boy is100% g@y..look at his face..look at his nose...look at his head shape...worse of all..he look skinny . G@y guys r always skinny! ![]() |
. .so u people r now buildings house in Nigeria up side down?..abi?...snd u expect us Londoner to come back?....fogggggerit!! ![]() |
Debbylizzy: There is a recent post asking why are girls scared of dating handsome guys.....r u light skin? ![]() |
Beemahn: mr "crock" u'r a child & d closest u'v eva qotten to a woman is suckin ur mama's boobs...player ni? qoalkeeper ko?. ..brother...u look 16 and u already g@y....thats not acceptable; ![]() |
onstelly: Ok but mind ur business...so u want me to mind ma business so he can turn to g@y? Abi?...u want g@y guys toast in u on niaraland? ![]() |
tonte: yo Mr. it's gonna be my first time today, please around what time would be early enough, I come in from Milton Keynes and my train is for 2 would that be too late?..get there around 1pm and hold a light weight jacket coz it might drizzy...adela street is in the if the Nigerian section.get off at Holland park station,northinhill gate station or kensal rise station..remember .when u goin back to Milton kings the trains may be too pack. All u need to do is get a bus to the station u arrived in when u landed in London...probally kings cross station. The great thing about London uk us that u can never get lost. Just ask the police or anyone for directions |
tonte: yo Mr. it's gonna be my first time today, please around what time would be early enough, I come in from Milton Keynes and my train is for 2 would that be too late?..zup bro...yesterday was the children's carnival but today,Monday,is the main one. It finishes around 7.pm but make sure u land around.2pm. Come out at Holland park station or notthinghill gate station...ir will be crowded though. Once u get out of the station, ask any policeman for the direction to adela street....that's the Nigerian corner..u will see all 9jas ...afro beat section.. But take note..while u walking down,u will see the carnival....i beg...hold yo wallet tight and keep some stand by money in yo inner pocket..make sure u wear trainers so u can move around easily. ..my advise, don't spend too much time in the Nigerian section coz they r boring..juss posing...u will not press any nyansh..spend about 30 mins there and then always make sure u ask the police for directions coz too many side street. Alternatively. If u see anyone carrying Nigerian flag..roll with them... People. Hav already started heading there and am on ma way...remember..make sure u adj any police for directions...they. R very good. ![]() |
onstelly: A lot...sweeery, i love women,meaning every male must love women ...period. ..the boy say he said he dont like them & thats a problem. He a disgrace to playa,s ...i bet u when babe wear mini skirt,his kondo will not stand up..4real..he sound's like the kinda that goes to gym juss to enjoy watch men sweat...and we dont like that! ![]() |
onstelly: Smh you will never change..wot did i do? ![]() |
hannesy: mr cork ko mr Dick ni ![]() |
Beemahn: so if u'r straiqht, it means that u must like all kinds of qirls? u wont choose nor select d ones that suit ur taste? anythin with a puny is ok for u? dude, hw old are u...betty,calm down...no nid for violence. ..ok then if u not g@y then our question to u is: how long hav u been gay?... anyways,i will help u...women r all the same in the dark si y should selection matter?..i lie? .. .anyways..u e g@y. .be proud and u will help others(no offenses) ![]() |
ahmedoiza: mr dick always typing rubbish.davido nor beta pass u?...correction..davido. Is a midget,am 6 ft 4...he an illiterate,am educated. ...only u people understand his **** up grammar,we don't ....i hav 4 properties he cant afford....worse of all,he in that Nigeria and am a Londoner...so how dare u compare me to a local midget? (no oofense) ....and juss for the record..even uneducate people cannot understand him grammar. ![]() |
Romancegirl: ....can you kindly upload your picture.....ok babes...how many do u want? ![]() |
teeowl: piss off.... ....bro did u say piss in yor feminine voice??...i bet u hav Elton john record collection! ...u r g@y ..be proud! ![]() |
teeowl: if I am not attracted to a girl (in most cases she is too skinny... has flat yansh and small boobies) and she is still trying to act friendly to me, guess what...so u don't like women?...u r g@y? ![]() |
nikkypearl: Mr Corkkkkkkkkky!....sweeery, please can u not yell out ma name like those pot belly bus conductor......so what's up!.... R u fine? ![]() |
..ok guys...in Nottinhill carnival right now whining to soca: big huge mighty nyansh rollin in front of me (Jamaican woman).pictures uploaded soon. And by the way, eat Jamaican jerk chicken with curry goat and OX tail plus fried dumplings! ![]() |
naijaboiy: [size=30pt]Whatever..am glad u agree coz everybody agree! ![]() |
naijaboiy: Your point..Nigerian women are never as preeety as this....they usually dark skin...does that help? ![]() |
chipatra: na so me sef see am O...ok...u only 52% light skin...I give u pass mark though....well done babes. Nice one!! ![]() |
chipatra: na so me sef see am O..hangon...let me check? ![]() |
chipatra: b4 nko? yes dem dey friendzone us O...r u light skin? ![]() |
Misblah: sweerie been dark skinned all my life....so u been dark skin for 20years yor life and u want to play ludo??...how will ludo help?...can't u change color?...Nigerian women!!! ![]() |
itstpia1: Do you still have time to study?...tapia...sweeery ain't u that babe Ghana babe from Australia that MOD banned 47 times?...u keep changing yor user name! ![]() |
Misblah: ...clearly every atom of sense you will ever have was thrown away with your placenta which clearly explains your senseless state. I don't care how you see Nigeria and Nigerians...I am proud nd will always be proud to be a Nigerian....ladies do not swaaaar...u keep swaaaarin...serrrrriously...this is exactly y I ain't back home to marry any of u lots in that country.....u swaaar tool much like witch doctors (no ooofense) ....how loooong u been dark skin? ![]() |
kelvz: AM not saying you should. ITS WRONG.. But If for example you have a chance to marry ANY of your siblings. Which of them will you marry and why?.....sibling?...Marrying yor own sister?.. U sound like a sick eeeeediot and should be locked up for years...Please take this as a constructive critism ![]() |
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I friendzone with no regrets!!!