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Romance › Re: Do Guys Friendzone Girls? by MrCork: 3:10pm On Aug 25, 2014
onstelly: Asked you out story that touches
angry
Romance › Re: Do Guys Friendzone Girls? by MrCork: 1:00pm On Aug 25, 2014
onstelly: You that is not gay, how mny gal hv u asked out
..correction...do u mean how many babes hav asked me out?..may i remind u that ama playa..pekam yuppie.

..anyways that boy is100% g@y..look at his face..look at his nose...look at his head shape...worse of all..he look skinny . G@y guys r always skinny!
angry
Properties › Re: Wow: Check Out A House Built Upside Down by MrCork: 12:53pm On Aug 25, 2014
. .so u people r now buildings house in Nigeria up side down?..abi?...snd u expect us Londoner to come back?....fogggggerit!! angry
Romance › Re: Are Guys Scared To Date Pretty Girls? by MrCork:
Debbylizzy: There is a recent post asking why are girls scared of dating handsome guys.



Now,it is over to all guys in here...... Are guys scared to date pretty girls? If yes, state the reasons why you choose to date ugly girls over the pretty ones.
....r u light skin? angry
Romance › Re: Do Guys Friendzone Girls? by MrCork: 12:38pm On Aug 25, 2014
Beemahn: mr "crock" u'r a child & d closest u'v eva qotten to a woman is suckin ur mama's boobs...player ni? qoalkeeper ko?
. ..brother...u look 16 and u already g@y....thats not acceptable; angry
Romance › Re: Do Guys Friendzone Girls? by MrCork: 12:35pm On Aug 25, 2014
onstelly: Ok but mind ur business
...so u want me to mind ma business so he can turn to g@y? Abi?...u want g@y guys toast in u on niaraland? undecided
Events › Re: London Nottinghill Carnival Today by MrCork(op): 12:32pm On Aug 25, 2014
tonte: yo Mr. it's gonna be my first time today, please around what time would be early enough, I come in from Milton Keynes and my train is for 2 would that be too late?
..get there around 1pm and hold a light weight jacket coz it might drizzy...adela street is in the if the Nigerian section.get off at Holland park station,northinhill gate station or kensal rise station..remember .when u goin back to Milton kings the trains may be too pack. All u need to do is get a bus to the station u arrived in when u landed in London...probally kings cross station. The great thing about London uk us that u can never get lost. Just ask the police or anyone for directions
Events › Re: London Nottinghill Carnival Today by MrCork(op): 12:25pm On Aug 25, 2014
tonte: yo Mr. it's gonna be my first time today, please around what time would be early enough, I come in from Milton Keynes and my train is for 2 would that be too late?
..zup bro...yesterday was the children's carnival but today,Monday,is the main one. It finishes around 7.pm but make sure u land around.2pm. Come out at Holland park station or notthinghill gate station...ir will be crowded though. Once u get out of the station, ask any policeman for the direction to adela street....that's the Nigerian corner..u will see all 9jas ...afro beat section.. But take note..while u walking down,u will see the carnival....i beg...hold yo wallet tight and keep some stand by money in yo inner pocket..make sure u wear trainers so u can move around easily. ..my advise, don't spend too much time in the Nigerian section coz they r boring..juss posing...u will not press any nyansh..spend about 30 mins there and then always make sure u ask the police for directions coz too many side street. Alternatively. If u see anyone carrying Nigerian flag..roll with them... People. Hav already started heading there and am on ma way...remember..make sure u adj any police for directions...they. R very good. cheesy
Romance › Re: Do Guys Friendzone Girls? by MrCork: 11:37am On Aug 25, 2014
onstelly: A lot
...sweeery, i love women,meaning every male must love women ...period. ..the boy say he said he dont like them & thats a problem. He a disgrace to playa,s

...i bet u when babe wear mini skirt,his kondo will not stand up..4real..he sound's like the kinda that goes to gym juss to enjoy watch men sweat...and we dont like that!
angry
Romance › Re: Do Guys Friendzone Girls? by MrCork: 10:10pm On Aug 24, 2014
onstelly: Smh you will never change
..wot did i do? undecided
Romance › Re: 7 Things You Can Do Rigth Now To Stop A Break Up by MrCork: 9:53pm On Aug 24, 2014
hannesy: mr cork ko mr Dick ni
angry
Romance › Re: Do Guys Friendzone Girls? by MrCork: 9:47pm On Aug 24, 2014
Beemahn: so if u'r straiqht, it means that u must like all kinds of qirls? u wont choose nor select d ones that suit ur taste? anythin with a puny is ok for u? dude, hw old are u
...betty,calm down...no nid for violence. ..ok then if u not g@y then our question to u is: how long hav u been gay?...

anyways,i will help u...women r all the same in the dark si y should selection matter?..i lie? .. .anyways..u e g@y. .be proud and u will help others(no offenses)
undecided
Celebrities › Re: Photo Prove: Did Davido Buy A Private Jet? by MrCork: 9:40pm On Aug 24, 2014
ahmedoiza: mr dick always typing rubbish.davido nor beta pass u?
...correction..davido. Is a midget,am 6 ft 4...he an illiterate,am educated. ...only u people understand his **** up grammar,we don't ....i hav 4 properties he cant afford....worse of all,he in that Nigeria and am a Londoner...so how dare u compare me to a local midget? (no oofense)

....and juss for the record..even uneducate people cannot understand him grammar.
undecided
Romance › Re: Protest - Nairaland Babes No Longer Upload Profile Pics by MrCork: 8:42pm On Aug 24, 2014
Romancegirl: ....can you kindly upload your picture.

And so?
....ok babes...how many do u want? angry
Romance › Re: Do Guys Friendzone Girls? by MrCork: 6:05pm On Aug 24, 2014
teeowl: piss off...
.

....bro did u say piss in yor feminine voice??...i bet u hav Elton john record collection!

...u r g@y ..be proud!
wink
Romance › Re: Do Guys Friendzone Girls? by MrCork: 4:12pm On Aug 24, 2014
teeowl: if I am not attracted to a girl (in most cases she is too skinny... has flat yansh and small boobies) and she is still trying to act friendly to me, guess whathuh I friendzone with no regrets!!!
...so u don't like women?...u r g@y? angry
Romance › Re: This Girl Wants Me To Mary Her by MrCork: 2:48pm On Aug 24, 2014
nikkypearl: Mr Corkkkkkkkkky!

How many times did I call u huh
....sweeery, please can u not yell out ma name like those pot belly bus conductor......so what's up!.... R u fine? angry
Events › Re: London Nottinghill Carnival Today by MrCork(op): 2:44pm On Aug 24, 2014
..ok guys...in Nottinhill carnival right now whining to soca: big huge mighty nyansh rollin in front of me (Jamaican woman).pictures uploaded soon. And by the way, eat Jamaican jerk chicken with curry goat and OX tail plus fried dumplings! wink
Celebrities › Re: Yvonne Nelson Done Building Her Own House (PHOTO) by MrCork: 1:41pm On Aug 24, 2014
naijaboiy: [size=30pt]Whatever undecided[/size]
..am glad u agree coz everybody agree! angry
Celebrities › Re: Yvonne Nelson Done Building Her Own House (PHOTO) by MrCork: 1:30pm On Aug 24, 2014
naijaboiy: Your point huh
..Nigerian women are never as preeety as this....they usually dark skin...does that help? angry
Romance › Re: Do Guys Friendzone Girls? by MrCork: 1:21pm On Aug 24, 2014
chipatra: na so me sef see am O
...ok...u only 52% light skin...I give u pass mark though....well done babes. Nice one!! smiley
Romance › Re: Do Guys Friendzone Girls? by MrCork: 1:17pm On Aug 24, 2014
chipatra: na so me sef see am O
..hangon...let me check? angry
Romance › Re: Do Guys Friendzone Girls? by MrCork: 1:14pm On Aug 24, 2014
chipatra: b4 nko? yes dem dey friendzone us O
...r u light skin? angry
Romance › Re: Girlfriend Issue:please Advise Me by MrCork: 1:01pm On Aug 24, 2014
Misblah: sweerie been dark skinned all my life smiley wudda called you a fool bt that would be an insult to the fools of this world. Have a nice day cos I wud rather go play ludo game with myself than continue exchanging words with you here.
....so u been dark skin for 20years yor life and u want to play ludo??...how will ludo help?...can't u change color?...Nigerian women!!! angry
Romance › Re: Do Guys Friendzone Girls? by MrCork: 12:57pm On Aug 24, 2014
itstpia1: Do you still have time to study?
...tapia...sweeery ain't u that babe Ghana babe from Australia that MOD banned 47 times?...u keep changing yor user name! undecided
Romance › Re: Girlfriend Issue:please Advise Me by MrCork: 12:48pm On Aug 24, 2014
Misblah: ...clearly every atom of sense you will ever have was thrown away with your placenta which clearly explains your senseless state. I don't care how you see Nigeria and Nigerians...I am proud nd will always be proud to be a Nigerian wink. And its "InnoCent" nt innoSent! Olodo
....ladies do not swaaaar...u keep swaaaarin...serrrrriously...this is exactly y I ain't back home to marry any of u lots in that country.....u swaaar tool much like witch doctors (no ooofense)

....how loooong u been dark skin?
angry
Romance › Re: Can You Marry Any Of Your Sibling? by MrCork: 12:41pm On Aug 24, 2014
kelvz: AM not saying you should. ITS WRONG.. But If for example you have a chance to marry ANY of your siblings. Which of them will you marry and why?.

If Not, give your reasons..



BTW: lets see how much you love your sibling or their character
....sibling?...Marrying yor own sister?.. U sound like a sick eeeeediot and should be locked up for years...Please take this as a constructive critism angry

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