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Popowaa: I just confirmed u ve eyes problem,look at that cute baby

WaleFolarin: I am 50 years
and I am about committing suicide. This is because I
am a womaniser and I chase anything in skirt. I have
traveled to the Holy Lands (Mecca and Jerusalem)
respectively coupled with many fasting, all to end
this habit but all proved futile. In fact, the more I
prayed and fasted about it, the more I get involved in
skirt-chasing.
What do I do before I kill myself?

lomomike: Dem just release you from your guantanamo bay prison room and you don start your die hard habit. Na devil catch you that's why your nail break.
Mr cork, no ofiensce, u ga'y why you keep long nails?
You're dirty.

I giv up!

Blackeard: so according to u genevieve is ugly?? Nigga u need to have your eye and brain scanned

vizkiz: like seriously dude Nw i see y u cnt catch even small pu*ci on NL

uzeba: DON'T SAY WE!! because OTHERS GET IT!!

screenagerjoe: who are those ppl U mentioned??

TIDDOLL: ..known animals!!!...??WTF ar u spiting...take it back.."ode" in diaspora...d tin no even happen for naija o.

screenagerjoe: Mousquito bites, for dis naija??, who wey mousquito neva bite for dis country??, shey mousquito never bite ur real life babe b4 ni

even Genevieve nnaji, mousquito dn bite am b4

screenagerjoe: lol, guy buh seriously d babe fyn wella.

MissYuzedo: Why do girls no
longer wear pant, they used to do so before but this
days they move about unclad, if there jean sag small
in okada or when going down from a bus u see there
odolondolo .
Please my fellow women let's start to wear our pant as our mummy teach us wen we are small and stop dashing guys free 3D view of our odolondolo .
It is our most prized posession, let's keep it sacred and secret.

See in my yard yesterday one girl was washing plate and spread her odolondolo everybody was just viewing like film.

GentleMimi: I aint bread! Anyways,pls i need to get fat. Get me ur recipe,so i can be fat like u. Plssssss! I'm too thin!

Nosyke: Bad N!gga, you don check am out shaparly

dechandel:

maureen5: I just want to get this out. It's about time I do. I like you. Like. A lot. I know we are just friends, but. I do. I can't help it. But I want you to do me a favor. Think. Just, think. Think about what it would be like to give me a chance. Think about what it would be like to be with me. Just for a moment, and if the idea is terrible to you, well, I hope it's not.

I've tried flirting, to maybe hint at you. But I don't think it has worked. But then sometimes I think you maybe flirt back, but it's hard to tell. I know you're a people person. You are a really nice guy. You can't help it. But sometimes you come off as a bit of a really serious minded. And it breaks my heart, because i think you don't even notice you like me.

We met on nairaland, you helped me when i had some issues with my phone. you are quite a tech guru, intelligent and smart. ever since then you always help me out whenever i have questions. i have a huge crush on you.

DANG I SAID IT. . i just hope you read this and don't hate me deejay_harry1.

Mondisweets: can i a please see what you look like? Post your pic for mondi

Mondisweets: it will be artificial insemination hit what first...sweery u will die an NL virgin

Retarded Idiot: Okay, so I have been noticing this lady in my hood. .Looks like she came to spend the holiday with my flirty neighbour for quite sometime now..She's soooo pretty, tall, slim legs, she's perfect. .Just like a model. .and the most important thing of all. .she's got [size=15pt]UKWU[/size]

Please how do I approach her? All i want is to enter in between. .

my only problem is. . . .







She speaks yoruba only

Mondisweets: yes i know money is not the problem thats why i never got my pant
i only produce a rugby player if its a male
And an architect if its a female
Thats what my doctor said, he even has the medical evidence

GentleMimi: Eejit! ''bowlegged''!

ATMC: what are you

ATMC: who dey here?