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Eze Promoe: [color=crimson]Gay is never an option when some frustrated guys come into the picture, I better opt for bestiality [/color]

guiddoti: Are you a reseacher? You got Phd lol.

Popowaa: kai

Eze Promoe: [color=crimson]My guy, I can't help your matter.
Just visited the doctor for your sake, and they said the cure to your ailment is missing [/color]

Vilicious: Please reply

dgreatyen: hav notice!!!...during my years of making luv to most nigeria gals...dey ar either romantic or lifely wen it comes to luvmaking,rada most of them jus lay down lyk a logg of wood nd mak d guyz does all d action,sum will even tell u,dey dont no hw to mak luvmaking romantic...;which maks luvmakn every boring.......what do u think can b curse of dis low esteem act.......

Pretyangel25: mr. Cork re u dark skin?

Eze Promoe: [color=crimson]Were you actually born to be a troll?
Sorry, just asking.[/color]

Popowaa: i'm a baker,i bake balls

zazi akoni: for the past three years now, each tym i go home my dad hs been ringing it in my ears that i must not marry from any oda tribe apart from my tribe, d koko na say: my guy is not even a nigerian i dont knw how to start telling my dad that the one am in love with is not a nigerian. he has threatened to disown any of his daugthers who marry outside my tribe. and now my guy wants to come for introduction. my mum wont be much of a help, she only agreed cos she sees how much am in love with him.how can i solve this issue with my dad

zazi akoni: for the past three years now, each tym i go home my dad hs been ringing it in my ears that i must not marry from any oda tribe apart from my tribe, d koko na say: my guy is not even a nigerian i dont knw how to start telling my dad that the one am in love with is not a nigerian. he has threatened to disown any of his daugthers who marry outside my tribe. and now my guy wants to come for introduction. my mum wont be much of a help, she only agreed cos she sees how much am in love with him.how can i solve this issue with my dad

stracey: Am a 22 year old guy. i would say i started self servicing when i was at 16. i never thought i would do it at first. i was just bathing that day and i just noticed it sweets me when i wash my private part. and it all started that way. i did it and it came out. i so much enjoyed it and since then i have been an addict. I am a devoted worshipper and often times i pray and fast even keep begging God for mercy. There has never been anytime i go to God in prayer that he doesn't answer but dis very issue is critical. I think i need deliverance. There was a time i cried to God. so it seized for some months and later i began again. my girlfriend knows about this and she kept hammering that anytime i feel like i should be strong and resist it..very unfortunate for Me i will still fall. Even i have done it today.i have had series of guys and girls complain about this but I NEED SOMEONE Who can profer a lasting SOLUTION to this..pls no insults please am so downcast about this and it bothers me alot . PLS HELP!!!! I HATE the act. God bless u

Popowaa: Who the heck made u my man?

Popowaa: Mind ur business?

majour: Nah, takes more than a comment to get me fired up, good meeting u

Funnicator: Be the judge yourself.
But, please be fair.
I need more answers from pretty ladies only.
Bad looking babes got zero right to judge us.
Enjoy our pics and remember to reject Mr Olodo's bribe o!

majour: that's cool too bro, thanx

Popowaa: .You are such a darling

keyman0007: Hi,

This is my first post on nairaland, guys please i need help. I am a single guy and need a lady. Gone out scouting but all to no avail.

There is this pretty girl I have been timing, so I walked up to her today , introduced myself. I was nt able to chat with her as she was forming busy. she told me her name but refused to give me her number and walked away. I walked up to her again offered to give her a lift home which she politely declined on the excuse she had a free lift. I wasnt nervous however felt i was clingy and seemed desperate and she must have spotted this. I kow where she works and I am hoping to see her tomorrow, hw do I fix my already damaged image and get her number. I really want to make this happen.

suleiman16: Did I look like one?

Mondisweets: Even i also want to tap that bum bum...no homo

Latestnignew: I know some people will be against this because they are gay!

flavolar: Seas[/color]on greetings to all Nairalanders i had to post this here because i didnt know where else to turn to for advice. Am a lady of 23years of age a corper serving currently in Ogun state. Have been in a relationship for over a year now and i think we are heading somwhere.


On a fateful day after i got back from the 3weeks orientation camp i had a heart to heart talk with my mum and she made me understand the need for me to get married or hAve marriage on my priority list next year claiming daT since i'l be done with service next year settling down is eminent,which i dnt disagree with her. I toLd her i was in a relationship with som1 whom she will get to know soon when d time is ripe.


My mum was very happy when i said this and wished me well, she then told me she wants me to go with her to our pastor for prayers concerning my relationship *the guy in question*. I hesitated @first because i am not the "my pastor said this and that type", i believe whatever will be will be. But mumsy insisted that i have to go with her. NB: my mum is the fire branded kind of xtian dat likes prayers,fastings, and believes a lot in prophesy.


We got there dat fateful day and my pastor prayed for us after asking about our wellbeing and all. The next thing he asked my mum if there was anything my mum would like him to pray about. My mum pointed to me that its concerning me and the guy i am seeing. He was like whats his name i told him and he said lets pray *again*. He prayed for a while nd then said my sister will u like tO hear d truth? I said definitely sir, he said you cant marry this man. The two of you cant make it to the alter.

I wAs shocked. I was like sir but y? He said cos the guy is this is that womanizes nd has some traits which will def show up later which me myself wnt like in a man i would like to settle with. To be frank i luv this guy and i told the pastor so. his reply was well now i knw what i knw so i shuld prep for what will com. I felt so down but then he made a statement he said: all i just want u to know is u will soon meet som1*he described the person* and the both of you wil get married in 2015. I see 2015 buh i cant say d month precisely. Therefore go and pray and be vigilant. But you cant marry ******* my boyfriends name.

That is my plight i cant bring mysef to stop seeing my bf *of which i didnt mention anything to him* becos i luv him so much. And my mum said i shuld just give up on him*my bf* nd move on. I dnt knw where ds mysterious 2015 hubby is comn from and i cant help but keep thinking about this whole issue. Pls i need some sewious advice.

oluswaggz: Bro ur talk dry, beta luck nxt time!!!

suleiman16: HOW TO KNOW YOU ARE A WOWO GIRL:

#1. Wowo girls will tag 100 people in a
picture of herself and get 2 likes, probably
from her friends family members.

#2. When a group of girls wanna take a
picture, they hand over the camera to u.

#3. If no guy has ever paid your transport
fare in a public bus, then you have to do
something about your looks.

#4. Whenever there is drama rehearsal in
your church, they always select you to play
the role of a witch, vampire or demon.

Add yours pls...