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Booty butt chic: Linda I neva asked u check btw I tot u were a londoner aw come u are sayin d nyansh word

pilotseq: I am typing this with soo much anger and bitterness. In order not to waste ur time nd mine cos I have to hit the road this morning cos of work. I met this girl not quiet long, infact we started dating and bla bla bla, I took her to my friends place just this last week, this is some one she has neva ever met in her life. So after spending the whole day there with her, we left. But on our way home she started asking me irrelevant questions about the guy, nd mind you, she met this my so called friends gf in his house ooh. This happend on a Thursday. Due to activities over the weekend, I wasn't able to see her not until Sunday (yesterday) she told me she went to see the guy and the guy told her that I introduced her to them as a bush girl, that am not interested in her, that I just want her pu**y bla bla bla, and that my friend wanted to have sex with her but she refused. But he striped her and fumbled with her boobi but they didn't have sex. This was some one she just met barely 12 hours from that day. I mean what kind of lady will do that? Honestly am not good at telling stories, but am really heart broken cos I meant well for this girl, I was even planing to see if I could take her engage her next year. Now my question is this, are women this fish brain or I met the one with the fish brain? sorry I gotta hit the road... Work...

Booty butt chic:

InfoZone: How to Compliment a Woman
Giving a compliment to a woman you're interested in can be an easy yet effective way to make her feel special. Unfortunately, too many guys don't know how to give good compliments. They'll either state the blatantly obvious, or they'll overuse compliments to the point that they become empty and meaningless. The art of giving compliments is one that, if mastered, can make you appear both smooth and romantic to the ladies.

Note:- Develop a good relationship before bombarding her with compliments.

1 Use compliments regularly. Everyone likes to hear good things about themselves, and it never
hurts to make someone smile. Just be sure you
are genuine with each of your compliments (see number 3).

2 Come up with something original. Don't use generic compliments such as "You look beautiful tonight." Compliments such as this, while they
might be sincere, are both unoriginal and boring
(and she's no doubt heard that exact same
compliment a hundred times before). [color=olive]A better
compliment would be[/color] "You're the most beautiful woman in the world", which is both more original and also plays upon the natural
competitiveness that woman have toward each other (women love to be told that they're prettier than other women). Be careful with this though.
Some women find this sort of thing slimy and rude.

3 Don't give phony compliments . Only give compliments that you sincerely believe to be true,
and be detailed about it.

4 Disguise your compliments, and make them detailed (as explained in step 3). For example: "I'll bet that everybody you meet tells you that you have a really great pair of blue eyes. I'd tell you that as well, but there's no need to restate the obvious." Compliments such as this are
clever, and will cause a woman to think about
what you've told her (which, by extension, means that she's also thinking about you).

5 Think outside the box. Attractive women are always being complimented on their looks, but they're seldom (if ever) complimented for being
intelligent or talented. Take advantage of this; even an extremely beautiful woman will love being complimented on more than just her appearance.

6 A lot of women take a lot of time putting their outfits together, saying something like "wow you look fantastic" is a great compliment, as well as commenting on how well her earrings go with her top or shoes with the outfit.

7 Any guy that has had contact with women knows how important communication is, but this one only works if you really can carry a conversation. "I could talk to you all night".

8 Finally remember that women do appreciate it when you compliment their intellectual side, so "I really like the way your mind works" is another great one.

hannne: 1. If he calls you and your phone
is off, he thinks you’re cheating….
then he sends sms saying“don’t
tell me the battery story coz I
know that line”
2. If u TREAT him nicely, he says u
are...
TOO IN LOVE, moving too fast;
If u Don't, he says u are PROUD
3. If u DRESS NICELY, he says u are
trying to LURE other men; If u
DON'T, he says u are RURAL.
4. If u ARGUE with him, he says u are
STUBBORN, too manly; If u keep
QUIET, he says
u have no
BRAINS, a walkover;
5. If u are SMARTER than him, you’re
a SHOW-
OFF; If he's SMARTER than u, he is
GREAT.
6. If u don't LOVE him, he tries to
POSSESS u; If
u LOVE him, He takes you FOR
GRANTED. (very
true
huh?)
7. If u don't MAKE LOVE to him, he
says u
DON'T LOVE him; If u DO, he says u
are
CHEAP...
8. If u tell him your PROBLEMS , he
says u are TROUBLE; If u DON'T, he
says u don't TRUST him.
9. If u SCOLD him, u are treating him
like a
CHILD; If he SCOLDS u, it ’s because
he CARES
for u.
10. If u BREAK your promise, u
cannot be TRUSTED; If he BREAKS
his, it is circumstances beyond his
CONTROL.
(yea rite!)
11. If u SMOKE, u are a BAD girl; If
he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMAN.
12. If u do WELL in your career,
it's LUCK ; If he does WELL, it’s
definitely BRAINS. (luck?)
13. If u HURT him, u are CRUEL; If he
HURTS you, you are too SENSITIVE !!
HOW ARE WOMEN
SUPPOSED TO GET IT RIGHT?? #copied#

GentleMimi: You look good,babe.Some lousy guys are gonna hate u cos u're better looking than their bonzo babes,and looking at ur pix makes them realize they cannot afford a fine chikito.If they are jealous of ya fine-fine,tell them to go and die!

Guidette: Oh! So you are allowed to have standards and I am not? Lol!!

Dannylux: That wasn't funny
Must we(Africans) be unoriginal in everything? copy their(white men) culture, tradition everything?

onila: isnt she just being true to herself [color=#770077][/color]

I remember when I called myself ugly in my diary, many guys disliked me for it

Guidette: I can't date a man that has been sleeping around with different women. I want a God fearing man whose main concern while dating me is my character and love of the word of God, not what's between my legs. Any man that has been with more than one woman is already way too much, talkless of those that sleep with different women all the time and think it is normal. What is the difference between him and an ashawo?

P.S.
Dont bring that whole men are key and women are lock nonsense around here. That is still an ashawo key + AIDS is real.

lynpetra: Hey 190,wat are u still doing outside!
Stop ur plotter and come warm me up.This bed is so damn cold

190: Watsup Nigerian girls

Its yo boy 190

Been a while .. . .

How una de prepare for xmas . .

Just wanna know what gifts you are expecting from your boyfriends this xmas

discuss ...

#Na me and una this period#

Danhumprey: Your sense of humour is amazing.

...ermm bro...please excuse us & come back in 2015..,...Am tryin to toast this babe...cheers!

Mondisweets: im ur only friend on nl. u should be nice to me and i will teach u how to get punny without having to beg women like u do.

boniflex: When you show up at your new school room for the first time, you might have some curiosity about meeting your roommate. Will we get along? Will she/he b messy? Many of us have never lived with anyone besides our families and now we re expected to share a room wit a complete stranger. You and your roommate may end up as friends, or you may just tolerate each other at the end of the school year. But what if your roommate is gay or lesbian, wat do u do then? Please share your views.....

Mondisweets: i realized u r a bus conductor from enugu

Mondisweets: i dont shake my yansh for pple who havent received deliverance... boring heathen this is not ordinary yansh for ordinary pple like u