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Romance › Re: What Can Heal Up A Broken Heart??? by MrCork: 5:39pm On Dec 26, 2013
...super glue angry
Romance › Re: Is Someone Having Sex With My Gf? by MrCork: 5:36pm On Dec 26, 2013
9jaSceptic: It's a long distance relationship when i saw her today she looks like a typical runz girlz , she couldn't maintain eye contact with me, her composure was terrible she was just behaving how girls do when they've started having sex, i just noticed some changes in her behaviour . She didn't even stay for long, she was a virgin.before she left for her private sch, and she doesn't even sends me now , My People has someone started f.ucking my belovethhuh What more signs can i look out for? i really love her
..Bro...if the punnny no longer tight...truss me....she cheating,,

...is she dark skin?
angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by MrCork: 5:33pm On Dec 26, 2013
dopeJemi: u live in south Africa?
...mondi sweet is Somali based...she an hour a head angry
Romance › Re: London Guys Or American Guys! by MrCork(op): 2:40pm On Dec 26, 2013
angel TI: This ghetto boy is still claiming shit?
angry
Romance › Re: London Guys Or American Guys! by MrCork(op): 12:38pm On Dec 26, 2013
...no offeense but do hotels in Lagos use fan? angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by MrCork: 12:35pm On Dec 26, 2013
...ok ladies..can I come over to your place for ma Christmas turkey? angry
Romance › Re: Doctor Foxzee's Romantic Clinic --- Answers To Your Many Questions by MrCork: 12:33pm On Dec 26, 2013
Mondisweets: You will have to be a NYC playas to get this...no one wants Londoners these days because they live in tiny houses that look like bird cages... Yankee playas are the new black grin wink relocate to NYC angry
angry
Romance › Re: what Do U Think About Women Who Wear Noisy Shoes?..high Heels? by MrCork(op): 11:45am On Dec 26, 2013
[quote author=sweet-tease]Good for you undecided[/quote]...^^^^..there u go.. ...Christmas day attitude! angry
Romance › Re: Letter To A Nairalander I Have A Huge Crush On by MrCork: 10:30am On Dec 26, 2013
maureen5: I just want to get this out. It's about time I
do. I like you. Like. A lot. I know we are just
friends, but. I do. I can't help it. But I want
you to do me a favor. Think. Just, think. Think
about what it would be like to give me a
chance. Think about what it would be like to
be with me. Just for a moment, and if the idea
is terrible to you, well, I hope it's not.
I've tried flirting, to maybe hint at you. But I
don't think it has worked. But then sometimes
I think you maybe flirt back, but it's hard to
tell. I know you're a people person. You are a
really nice guy. You can't help it. But
sometimes you come off as a bit of a really serious minded. And
it breaks my heart, because i think you don't even notice you like me. we met on nairaland, you helped me when i had some issues with my phone. you are quite a tech guru, intelligent and smart. ever since then you always help me out whenever i have questions. i have a huge crush on you. DANG I SAID IT.embarassed embarassed . i just hope you read this and don't hate me.
..I don't hate u wink
Romance › Re: Question For The Ladies by MrCork: 9:34am On Dec 26, 2013
f rain c: if you think its only house maids that look unsecure to you, it means you are wrong

in relationship 76% of girls think or believe they are not secure
so don't look down on hours maids
....bro..seriously...ama plaYa and truss me, I know women. What kinda babes do u go for? Fat babes? Coz they usually insecu're. Truss me undecided
Romance › Re: Doctor Foxzee's Romantic Clinic --- Answers To Your Many Questions by MrCork: 9:25am On Dec 26, 2013
[quote author=Foxy_Flow]Dear Corky J,

You are funny, more like sarcastic. Now I did not get your question well. You will have to come out straight as I read the question severally.


Foxydramus[/quote]...which funny? ..bro am simply asking y nairaland babes play had to get? ...ordinary punny..they will not supply.....even common kiss..they will not throw..why?? undecided
Romance › Re: Question For The Ladies by MrCork: 9:18am On Dec 26, 2013
f rain c: After my experience with some girls and gist from friends i decided to put this question to nairalander

why do you ladies always want us to make promise while doing the thin (se.x)
guys has such thing happen to you before and how do you handle it?

example: there is this girl that anytime i'm hitting her she always say-

GIRL -baby promise me you will not leave me for another girl
ME -give it to me baby, you are good baby(refuse to make the promise)

guys you can add your experience and ladies pls tell us why you always want us to make such promise
...bro... but sounds like u date house maids...they usually unsecured.(no offeense) angry
Romance › Re: what Do U Think About Women Who Wear Noisy Shoes?..high Heels? by MrCork(op): 9:10am On Dec 26, 2013
...one babe just stepped on ma shoe lace tongue
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by MrCork: 9:00am On Dec 26, 2013
Mondisweets: yes Mr Cork buy me pest repellent cheesy don't be silly I was just restless
. So u don't have mosquito net? angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by MrCork: 8:58am On Dec 26, 2013
GentleMimi: grin
Choose Mondi,she has burriful yansh...
..really?? cheesy
Celebrities › Re: P-square's Sexy Xmas Photo by MrCork: 8:53am On Dec 26, 2013
....shocking!!!... U people have white babes in Nigeria? ..how? undecided
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by MrCork: 2:10am On Dec 26, 2013
....guys... Please can anyone recommend a nice disco joint to go to in Nigeria when we come over fir holidays?
Romance › Re: My Female Boss Wants To Make Love With Me Before She Promotes Me by MrCork: 1:48am On Dec 26, 2013
..but why dies this poster keep makin up lies?...,why undecided
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by MrCork: 12:34am On Dec 26, 2013
Mondisweets: I just cant fall alseep even though im exhausted sad
....u can't sleep?..mosquitos? undecided
Romance › Re: How Would You React If Your Date Can't Pay For Dinner? by MrCork: 12:21am On Dec 26, 2013
Andyblaze: angryangry mumu
...bro..if u cannot afford a babe..find a guy..they r cheaper! angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by MrCork: 12:07am On Dec 26, 2013
Mondisweets: i told me it will go very well with my dogs breakfast. No just pant angry u didnt give me my pant
...sweery please don't lie... WOT did u eat this Christmas? ..cow leg? undecided
Romance › Re: Doctor Foxzee's Romantic Clinic --- Answers To Your Many Questions by MrCork: 11:59pm On Dec 25, 2013
Mondisweets: Op does my bf have another gf? cheesy
....Dr...this mondi sweet babe is one if our problem wit nairaland...ordinary punnyy...she wunt release.. Please advise! undecided
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by MrCork: 11:55pm On Dec 25, 2013
SeunPlus: Please stop flattering me grin
Thanks anyway
angry
Romance › Re: How Would You React If Your Date Can't Pay For Dinner? by MrCork: 11:53pm On Dec 25, 2013
Andyblaze: I'm on vacation or you don't enjoy such as a slave that you arehuh angryangry
.. .QUIT Lying....brother..if u cannot afford a babe...stay single & quit makin up excuses.., Gademmit! (no offennce) angry
Romance › Re: Serrious Topic...ladies, Please Advise. by MrCork(op):
....**thinking**. angry
Romance › Re: Question Time by MrCork: 11:27pm On Dec 25, 2013
Sweetest lady: Dear Guys/men,I really want to know your view on this:Give ur definition of a 21st century lady and does she have what you seek in a Wife?
..LIGHT SKIN.....she muss be light skin..piriod!! angry
Romance › Re: Do Girls Feel Bad When Guys Call Them "Chick"? by MrCork: 11:24pm On Dec 25, 2013
[quote author=Gab-real]Do they?[/quote]..bro..beings plaYA in the game with four chicks..Bro I can assure that calling them chicks make them feel proud...they lovit angry
Romance › Re: How Would You React If Your Date Can't Pay For Dinner? by MrCork: 11:22pm On Dec 25, 2013
Andyblaze: angry angry
...get a job!! angry
Romance › Re: How Do I Deal With Rejection by MrCork: 11:20pm On Dec 25, 2013
lil pervert: I asked a friend out today (we're like best friends) and got the cold answer of "I only like you as a friend". I feel so dejected right now cos I've lost lost her love and potentially our friendship, I'm trying to sleep to ease the pain but I've hit a brick wall there.
Please, could anyone offer anything that could help. I just found out what heartbreak is
....simple...every money u spent towards her...Juss collect it back with intrest..including Mooney for petrol....bro is she dark skin? angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by MrCork: 11:14pm On Dec 25, 2013
....hmm..I wonder who's nyansh is bigger btw this two babes? ...so who am I gonna choose? undecided
Romance › Re: Doctor Foxzee's Romantic Clinic --- Answers To Your Many Questions by MrCork: 10:55pm On Dec 25, 2013
...Mr Dr..but. why is funny so difficult to connect intros place? ..please Advise! angry

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