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...if they serve *Jollof rice*...why not!!

...bro but how can u be a BAD GUY but u wear yellow shirt? ...I give up! (no oofeinse)

..being a *plaYA* in the game... I tink Sahid is talking rubbish..truss me...women prefer Bad boys..pirrriod!!!

...steering at the nyansh for 30 minute before i press it....my babes dont like the idea

..…Bro M.O.D jay Bee…Bro when can I become M.O.D so I can pull more babes??....*plaYas* should hav titles for emotional support….we need it!

...to be honest..everybody hate kids so why the heck would a *plaYa* wanna get trappped!! (no oofeince)

iz2much: What had been your weakness,What a Girl/Guy can do to win your heart.

Be Honest!!! Please

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...big huge wide Nyansh wit thing plus heavy thigh!!

...I will suk it dry

emikeoyemade: I am 19, 200Level and I have been dating a guy in my school for about a year. We are really in love and we hope to get married in five years time. We have been having sex at least twice a week since we started dating. Although we use contraceptives I am really scared of getting pregnant especially because my Mom is a pastor. I want to stop having sex, at least for now but each time I tell my boyfriend, he says I don’t love him. I don’t want to loose him.


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...sweeeery quit deceiving yor sef and forget marriage.....he only afta yor punnny..?.just punnny.....thats the technic we use....truss me

...am Berra lookin than this ugly mofos.....truss me!!

...kaiii..see booobsy

..nice one bro...so u like fat babes?

martha: The thread na

..which cool?... R u light skin ?

movicy: I will post her picture ( my girlfriend ) and a picture of myself, you can also post your own pictures if you can challenge us

...ermm bro..no oofiense but u have milk teeth & then u possin with bottle of Ribena....I giv up!

..and again..y isn't the most beautifull female on nairaland name on that list?...I dont see Nadia SA?

...this is so emotional..I just got an email from a guy..

dear cork.
My brother thank u thank u thank u. One babe in my class finally said hello to me after 2 years and right now,I feel like superman .....mr cork, We love u dye..


...I feel so proud...I helped another guy!!

....merry criss mass everybody!

Oke Esibe: y naija girls dey get big belle sef

...bro..how many rejected u?

….which cool headed ? ….they aint even light skin!

...dyamm… …too many *mans* in thise room…..ok guys... could u all please logggofff and come back in October 2014.

…..we need babes in the room…cheers!!

InfoZone: Guy u fall my hand, i no xpect dc kind comment 4rm u, bt not dt surprise though. Is lyf all abt punny?

…..brother….what are u talkin about? ..isnt our ultimate mission to get punny?

vivaciouzz: pls guys advice me,am having issues wit my guy but though its my fault n a part of his fault..we hvnt been talking to each oda for days. wat should I do .I don't want to b d one to settle d problem.. he says I don't value n respect him..I nid advice..tnx n God bless

...being a plaYa in the game....my advise is to *shower together* ....truss me, he forget everythin!!

..sweery Booty butt chic..can i ask you for a big big big big biig favour??

Guidette: I am attracted to these races in order, from the most to least:
1. Asian guys
2. Mixed guys (have to be mixed with black though)
3. Latino guys
4. Black guys
5. Arab guys
6. White guys
7. Indian guys

So what's your preference?

..light skin women!

akposking: i saw this beautiful lady, she was going into a shopping mall and i was driving, gosh u need to see her backside and waist line, i could'nt help but had to stop my car and also pretend as if i went to buy something. Now the whole theory of the matter is that i walk close to this lady and words run out of my mouth and instead of me to atleast say hi, i stupidly went to say do i know u somewhere. She look at me without saying a word and i was really pissed. I was shy and told her if i can have her phone number bt she refuse saying i have nt even seen her b4, i wanted to woo her instantly but i just bleeped up i no fit talk. Pls nairaland teach me how u manage to talk to those lady and they agree blc i must eat this one 4 bed. This lady would nt pass me by IJN. Pls u guys shd tag 190 for me.

..bro no oofeinse but how can u catch woman with name that sound like farmer? ..serriouslly..I giv up!!