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 Romance › Re: Ladies Beware: Everyman Is A SUSPECT by MrCork: 7:51pm On Oct 30, 2013 |
babyBB: Ladies beware of guys when dey do u a favour, try to be nice to u because if they have the opportunity irrespective of the fact dat he claims to be d church going type, hmmmm, he can go down with u. A word is enof 4 d wise!....sweery did I sleep wit u?  |
| Jokes Etc › Just One Question! by MrCork(op): 5:01pm On Oct 30, 2013 |
..but why do Nigerian women always have deep voice...I just had a telephone interview and I said thank u sir...her reply:... No, I am female. ..please advise  |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Your Dream Date by MrCork(op): 3:29pm On Oct 30, 2013 |
Popowaa: Mr Cork will recieve an award for best jokes section poster...sweery don't worry., u will be lightskin one day...we need to work on it  |
| Jokes Etc › Your Dream Date by MrCork(op): 2:11pm On Oct 30, 2013 |
..THE LIGHT SKIN FEMALE (every guys dream) Naturally, you guys r scared to toast light skin females coz u lack swaaga & normaly broke ... No worries...SOLUTION...Being a playa in the game from London, I will help yor confidence so u don’t look like mugu..You will be great liek hero.....Anyways, please follow the steppings: Step 1: ..when u see the babe walking towards u, juss chin her & pretend she aint all that..truss me...she will notice u & ask for yor digit (They aint use to guys ignoring them)...truss me! Step 2: .. Only toast babes who r 40% lighter than others,..this way, she will feel u have standard & guess what..she will think u r rich! (truss me) Step 3:.. anytime they ask u to take them to restaurant & u broke..juss say this: *sweery, I am fasting*... . This is the best way to escape spending & save yor moiney! (truss me) Step 4; ..no oofeinse but homebased guys normaly dress like boy Alinko* ( first son of Papa Ajasco)..How on earth in 2013 do u expect to compete for light skin babe when u dress like Nigerian Rapper, huh? (no ofeinsese) ..anyways.. Step 5: ..Light skin babes look liek half cast so please..stop chattin them up in *Yoruba , Ibo or pigeon english*...YOU NEED TO STOP THIS: serriously!...Speak English grammer!! Guys This is yor chance to Impress to get respect... LETS GO!! 1 Like |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Marriage by MrCork(op): 11:19am On Oct 30, 2013 |
Popowaa: Lmao,jokers thread..sweery. Shaaa rap! |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Marriage by MrCork(op): 8:41am On Oct 30, 2013 |
ogugua88: I fight for no one o. #TeamForfeit...ermm hangon sweery ....r u sayin if I take of my shirt, ..u wunt jump on me? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Marriage by MrCork(op): 7:49am On Oct 30, 2013*. Modified: 8:39am On Oct 30, 2013 |
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| Jokes Etc › Re: Marriage by MrCork(op): 7:12am On Oct 30, 2013 |
Popowaa:...ermm sweery, ,,halt there....identify yor sef! |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Marriage by MrCork(op): 7:10am On Oct 30, 2013 |
ogugua88: Are you the only one allowed to have concubini?...hmm, ogugua (half cast that look like Halle berry) vs Mrs chima (light skin that look like beyounce)... fighting over me....yea...that's what am talkin about...who will I choose?....it ain't easy being a plaYa...truss me!  |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Marriage by MrCork(op): 10:19pm On Oct 29, 2013 |
Gift19: Every single person must retire for one person one day...r u tryin to ask me sumtin? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Marriage by MrCork(op): 10:07pm On Oct 29, 2013 |
...at least if u get married..punny is guaranteed.. How true is this coz chasing then is stressful? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Marriage by MrCork(op): 8:41pm On Oct 29, 2013 |
190:..true. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Marriage by MrCork(op): 8:27pm On Oct 29, 2013 |
kilode95: You have no prob.... .sweery I already had 34 marriage proposal from nairaland females...show respect! |
| Jokes Etc › Marriage by MrCork(op): 8:00pm On Oct 29, 2013 |
....is it advice sable to marry?....please advise |
| Family › Re: Two Gay Men Got Married In Lagos (PHOTOS) by MrCork: 1:07pm On Oct 29, 2013 |
..this is great news for Nigerians..yipyy! |
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