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[quote author=mondi_cheeks]good morning sir[/quote]. .wwhich good morning

[quote author=mondi_cheeks]Mr Cork I heard u now work as an aboki in Abuja...please advise[/quote]

REALITY101: Fuckttard

..^^nairalander favourite crackhead has again changed his profile from male to female

...ermm ladies..jusss in case you ask: I drive a 2008 Ringe ROver Sports with alloys - Metalic black!

...ermm ladies..jusss in case you ask: I drive a 2008 Ringe ROver Sports with alloys - Metalic black!

.., Anyways back to our serious topic..why do u guys hate dating dark skin females and y r they more difficult to toast?.,,please advise!

mondi_cheeks


^^^ finally.. Dracula is awake!

twosquare: I don't know if toasting nairaland babes can work for me! It sounds.....16thc.

...nairalander females?..brother, my Advice...don't boda!

..if Nayomi Campbell,Genevieve, mercy Johnson, omotola. or kelly Rowland Attempts to toast me..truss me..I will blank them!,

...and I also drive a 2008 range rover sports,metallick black..u need to respect a Londoner!

[quote author=sex-sty]Av i bin to shitty London??!!
Money Talks..Wealth whispers! [/quote]..which London?.,,how?.,,sweery May I remind u that am a plaYa gangster ladiesman and a gentleman....u been to Peckham?

Danhumprey: How about Popowaa?

..last month!

Danhumprey: Corky Joe,are u crushing on her?

...last week!

...guys..seriousLy....when was the last time u toasted a dark skin female and u felt like u win lottery?...,and also..how comes their r only 12 light skin females & only 5 half cast babes there in the whole of Nigeria?,,,. I giv up..truss me!!'

Danhumprey: Hey,you shouldn't take Mr.Cork too serious. He is a joker. By the way,where have u been? Been looking for you.

...ermm brother..u can toast her all u want..
ordinary kiss..u wunt get..so..keep dreaming (no offensee)l!

[quote author=sex-sty]Its my first language ..Deal with it!! [/quote]..which Langusage?,, u been to London?

[quote author=sex-sty]Oh pls spare me the details of "one bin fairskinned and d other bin mixed race'. Beauty transcends the color of ones skin..its even kinna shallow to make such statement (no offence intended).Only shows ur sterotyped attitude.. [/quote]...sweery..am a plaYa & I date only light skin & halfcast females ...went to a disco last week and had to dance with a dark skin babe coz I felt sorry for her.....I toast them only once in a blue moon

.we .love it when they wear high heels and scratch our back with those long nails....white babes r hot!

..and for the record. Ogugua is the mod for romance section and she look like one of my babed

[quote author=sex-sty]Yes mate ! Cld av written more...its on behalf of so many..(We pass twenty ). Dunno Ogugua or sandboy as i joined NL abut 24hrs ago!
You av suckled on too much of vanilla flavor that u think ts the apex of pleasure. Trust me,you should try a shot of chocolate [/quote]...sweery..sandboy & mod ogugua make r the prettiest females on nairaland...one is light skin & the other is half cast....but seriously..since when did darkskin babes become beautiful?

gosifechris: I agree with you totally
They are random bittches and I don't give a flying fvck 'bout them...they can Goto hell for all I care *don't advice please*

.bro. ,,,Ain't u suppose to be on my side?...she juss said she was a gold digger and that all hard working men r stingy

[quote author=sex-sty]The nairaland'er shld be careful about makin general statements.Sum guys just do not know how to treat ladies and end up bin a waste of space! Why woo a lady that u can't maintain? When u met her,she was wearin her brazillian weave,now its an issue for u ryte cos ure just plain stingy?! All dey wanna do is phuck u at every opportunity a.k.a chop clean mouth. Naah! Times av changed..We are in charge now (at least d non-daft ones)
And hey watch it wen u make such references to complexions...I'm Dark,proud,fucckin sexy and bangin hawt! In btw,who cares 'bout wifey borin stuffs... [/quote]..sweery hangon..so u have to write 20pages juss to make one point?..& how can u b dark skin & hot?..u want to compare yourself to mod ogugua or sandboy?..since when is dark skin females hot? (no offennse)

born2bleep: I think he is dyslexic

..calm down ladies..no need to be rude

crackhaus: It will be easier for NL babe to give you some love than for that to happen

...^^^words of wisdom...i totally agree!

...woow...just noticed I have £17,000 left in my current account and £4 in my Savings account...whats goin on!

...i think I will become a born again....selling my Range Rover Sport and I will stop becoming a Peckham PlaYa!!

...the wunt release ordinary punny but then... they want u to buy them Chinese fryed rice..do we look like father Christmas?

.....as anyone noticed no female has defended themsef.....proofs my point...I speak the truth,the hole truth and nothin but the truth!

...but if this thread was about Brazilian wig....truss me...they all jump in {no offense)

Iaz93: Cork is absolutely right.

..thank u sir!