₦airaland Forum

...errm guys please remember, when a babe or yor Girl friend tells u she preggy, all u need to do is say:…huh? For who? (in yor deep voice)....this is the best way to change to topic & escape!

[quote author=mondi_cheeks]How many times have u given urself up for free but u still remain single...[/quote]...sweery i gave u away for free ...7 times... & no one wanted u....DO I LOOK LIKE MAGICIAN??

...ermm from observations..our second advise to u home-based guys is to please please please (we beg u) stop whereing the same trousers for one year...females had sharp eyes & they notice this things..truss me!

and please let me no if u need help with catching females...light skin or halfcast

...ok, my first advise to u homebased 9ja guys is to please please please (we beg u) start using perfumes...women r not attracted to guys who smell like engine oil ( no offennse)

..nigerians love anything free. ..this is your chance...please holla at me!

Danhumprey: Mr.Cork,when was the last time you got laid by a darkskinned gal? Please advise.

..brother, so how can I help u to help your sef helping u for any help?

Popowaa: Have u ever dated a dark skin female?

...ermm sweery..no offense but your case is special & u need professional help

...Hey people....with over 15 yer in the game as a London based Peckam plaYa....and since Nigerians like anythin free...well,, this is yor chance to get free Romance help & advise to make yor life happier..so lets go...ask?!!

...juss saw them kissing in a Nigerian movie...isnt kissin illegal in Nigeria?

...ladies...please toast me only if u r light skin

Ollyzontal: Nd y will u swear 4 me? i thot u dont av a freak 4 dark skin babes. pls advise

..we'll today I can manage anything..
.kinda feeling froggy. Can u cook?

Ollyzontal: Mr Cork, i should av toasted u but am dark skin nd proudly Nigerian please advise

..huh...dark skin?.. Sweery if I swear for u..the Brazilian wig on your head will disappear!

janetDurling: Hi hunnie...................awayu??

.hey...finally....a babe!,,what's up beyansi

..thread clearly says; ladies respond..why r 3 males responding!

.000000. GOD....ARE U FEMALES?

...ladies..am in a romantic mood today..so please...toast me but be please be gentle..I don't like pressure [English grammar only}

..hmm. 419 in the making!

Khalessi: Been asking myself that " why in Mary ukaegbu's name am I talking to Mr cork"? He isn't even normal.

..sweery am a lover not A fighter....how there u try to toast me when u ain't even light skin...village girl!

Khalessi: Yes pumba! People have been asking if atleast 0.0003% of your brain is functioning.

..sweery..hangon...

am a Londoner and a plaYa...y u talking to me when u ain't even light skin?

Khalessi: .......sweery there is nothing serious about this thread...truss me

..kangaroo...did any body ask ?

..but u did mod move this serious thread to joke section? Is evvery tin a joke?

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can u imagine?....

...one skinny dark skin nigerian babe walked pass me 2 hours ago at baker street Station ..next thing I said was; ..sweery..I love your legs.

...her reply;...if u like it,put a ring on it...what the heck is that all about...please advise!

mayorall: Dont take what's not yours

...am a plaYa and I own 70% of naira land females...she is mine..truss me

...big deal..ga,y guy kissing boobsi...I suck bigger boobsi..

truss me!

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Odedoyin25: op, get a man, get a life.

..bro don't worry..I will hook her up with me

...you check if she light skin,, got big boobsi, nyash plus extra thigh and make sure she ain't Nigerian (no offenmse)..

...you check if she light skin,, got big boobsi, nyash plus extra thigh..period!