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Romance › Re: Ladies,..good News! by MrCork(op): 8:09pm On Sep 14, 2013
Popowaa: sad
..sweery, ru as pettyas mod ogugua or ms chima or mondi cheek or spongeback? undecided
Jokes Etc › Re: The Hidden Romance by MrCork(op): 5:32pm On Sep 14, 2013
booqee: i don't understand
..should I type slowly or repeated the question? angry
Romance › Re: WOW...Great news for black women!!! by MrCork(op):
Iaz93: Always asking for advice.....Daft! undecided
..^^^y is she upset? embarassed
Celebrities › Re: The Striking Resemblance Between Funke Akindele And Taraji P. Henson. by MrCork: 3:33pm On Sep 14, 2013
..u want yo compare that ugly Nigerian market womanThat look like witch doctor to the sweet American Chico? angry
Romance › Re: London Guys Or American Guys! by MrCork(op): 1:56pm On Sep 14, 2013
...Trina..one of my Jamaican babe in my Gym just asked me y do Nigerian women prefer only guys with pot belly...she don't gerrrit and I don't either..please advise! undecided
Celebrities › Re: 50 Cent Disowns Son Through Text Message!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! by MrCork: 8:41am On Sep 14, 2013
..but how do u people expect us Londoners to come back home when all u do is lie and spread false rumours? ...I give up! undecided
Celebrities › Re: Check Out Denrele Edun's Hot Banging Bare Body (photos) by MrCork: 8:34am On Sep 14, 2013
..nyanshable! tongue
Romance › Re: Ladies,..good News! by MrCork(op): 8:30am On Sep 14, 2013
Popowaa: cool
.. Sweery, u Berrra tell that boy to back of...I do not share my women's!! angry
Romance › Re: Ladies,..good News! by MrCork(op): 11:43pm On Sep 13, 2013
Danhumprey: @Popowaa. Sweetie,where are you? embarassed
angry
Romance › Re: WOW...Great news for black women!!! by MrCork(op):
[quote author=maxwello.yg]They are lucky b'cause they're blessed[/quote].and will also make them invincible to mosquito? wink
Romance › WOW...Great news for black women!!! by MrCork(op):
.. jusssss heard a new body cream that can now make dakskin females looolike half cast within 2 week is now available in Japan......amd this is Greay news for our black women . .


...THANK ME LATER!!
cheesy
Romance › Re: Ladies,..good News! by MrCork(op): 3:32pm On Sep 13, 2013
spongeback: If I say I love you, it will make me look like a peadophile smiley
^^hmm....sounds like she gots sumfin or me....sweeery we need to talk!! wink
Romance › Re: Ladies,..good News! by MrCork(op): 3:25pm On Sep 13, 2013
toyemz: mr cork and 190 clowns

London serial goats
...ermm sweeery, am from London..OK!!.. 190 loook like u people ther in Nigeria....so please, dont compare us....no oofeinsesese!! angry
Romance › Re: Ladies,..good News! by MrCork(op): 12:04pm On Sep 13, 2013
.. a plaYa is broken hearted ..ladies..whers is the love?..muss everythin be about Money or Brazillian wig b4 u can respond?...i GIVE UP!! angry
Romance › Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by MrCork(op): 10:14am On Sep 13, 2013
Sanboy25:
WOOOW. Mr Corks kondo looks like Anaconda. he is very big!. shocked
..thanks babes. I no! wink
Celebrities › Re: PHOTOS: Gucci Mane Posts Sexphotos Of He And Nicki Minajonline by MrCork: 8:20pm On Sep 12, 2013
..9ia women don't giv that kind Bj..that's y I dont date them undecided
Romance › Re: Ladies,..good News! by MrCork(op): 7:58pm On Sep 12, 2013
Castroii: I think mrs chima is ligth skinned bt the problem is that she is married to 2 men
..ms chima gots heavy nyansh though..seen her pic..but she keep playing had to get...I suspect she a lessbo angry
Romance › Re: HELP: A Man Wants To Pay Me Half A Million To Leave My Girlfriend by MrCork: 6:13pm On Sep 12, 2013
obynocj: I've been dating this lady for about two years now and she has been pressuring me to propose.

We are both 29 and sincerely I am not ready to get married but I do like her and want to continue the relationship but amazingly about a week ago I got a call from a man offering me N500, 000 to end my relationship with her....


The man is my girlfriend's ex-boyfriend who went to America 7 years ago. He's back in Nigeria now and wants to marry her but she told him she's in a relationship with me and can't leave me. I think he believes he can get her if I'm out of the picture hence the offer.

I really like this lady but N500, 000 is a lot of money, I'm tempted to take it, especially since I am not ready to settle down.

If I take it would that make me a bad person? I want my girlfriend to be happy and getting married would make her happy, so I would be doing her a favour by letting her go I think.
source http://revealzone..com/2013/09/help-man-wants-to-pay-me-half-million.html
...he want to pay u 500 Naira to nyansh u?..bro, thats about £3 here in London..gadeemit!!angry
Romance › Re: A Girl I Was Toasting Slapped Me Hard by MrCork: 6:07pm On Sep 12, 2013
OmoUSH: Abeg make una help me o. E get one FINE babe wey don dey eye me for over a year now, with serious green light. She wan fine lyk Beyounce. So last week i kon approach her with great shyness naim she happy greet me with blush. We talk that day so tey, body chemistry kon dey. I met her yesterday again. When our face just jam each other, naim she run jump on me with speed and one kind tight hug, for public o, i mean people dey look us like movie. I felt awkward and stupid. Man lost confidence patapata as e be like say make i disappear. Infact, e kon be lyk say i develop hatred for d girl at dat spot, and i be very timid and egoistical guy for girlz matter. I bone sha.Me and her no see each other for 4 days after that event. But yesterday night, when we meet in the night, i con scope her. D next thing be say d chik just scream and left me. In shock, i ran after her and grabbed her hand. The next thing wey happen na *GBOSA*. One kind heavy slap land for my face. O boy, kon c confusion and stagger. People kon come dey ask me wetin happen as the girl comot.
Abeg wetin cause make the girl start to dey misbehave to me all of a sudden. The thing now kon b say is like i don totally dey love d chik o, cos i sick no be small. Now, i dey struggle to see her. She don scarce baje baje.
..is she fat? angry
Romance › Re: Ladies,..good News! by MrCork(op): 4:55pm On Sep 12, 2013
...anyways bak to our serrruis topic:..guys..can some one catch nice babes at church?..this is my next move
Romance › Re: Ladies,..good News! by MrCork(op): 4:34pm On Sep 12, 2013
[quote author=Mrs.Chima]You have to give them something good to know.

I find white women to be sweethearts because they are big on human charities.

You should be so lucky. wink

Asian women know better.[/quote]...huh?? ...MS CHIMA IS FROM INDIA!!!! shocked
Romance › Re: Ladies,..good News! by MrCork(op): 3:33pm On Sep 12, 2013
...black women dont no something good until it flys away...truss me, we give up!!!! angry
Romance › Re: Ladies,..good News! by MrCork(op): 1:43pm On Sep 12, 2013
nanalady: uote author=-Mr Cork-]..i will find a good woman someday! cry yes u will
..where?? angry
Romance › Re: Ladies,..good News! by MrCork(op): 6:22am On Sep 12, 2013
Popowaa: Mr Cork don vex grin
...ermm.Sweery,, hangon...I be back in 55 minute..I need to $hit...soon come! angry
Romance › Re: Ladies,..good News! by MrCork(op): 10:53pm On Sep 11, 2013
..May I remind u that am lover not a fighter..I don't diss females
Romance › Re: Ladies,..good News! by MrCork(op): 10:52pm On Sep 11, 2013
[quote author=Subomi-luv]I have had that feeling for a long time too lol[/quote]..how dare u compare me to that semi ugly skinny malaria pimples face looking bus driver dendritic wannabe called 190? ....and by the. Way, when did I ever cuss a Nigerian female except the dark skin ones? When? angry
Romance › Re: Ladies,..good News! by MrCork(op): 10:08pm On Sep 11, 2013
Popowaa: Keep dreaming cos it's only in ur dreams that every girl wants u tongue
...so r u telling me if I take of my shirt, u wount jump on me? undecided
Romance › Re: Ladies,..good News! by MrCork(op): 9:01pm On Sep 11, 2013
Popowaa: angryAnd who wants u?
...sweery hangon..how can u not want me when every female want me?..u ever been to London? undecided
Romance › Re: Ladies,..good News! by MrCork(op): 5:32pm On Sep 11, 2013
[quote author=190-the-clown]keep popowaa and let me keep spongeback embarassed[/quote]..Popowaa look like Iron mike tyson...I dont want her...she aint even light skin! angry
Romance › Re: Ladies,..good News! by MrCork(op): 5:15pm On Sep 11, 2013
[quote author=190-the-clown]
190 the clown is yor friend, 190 isnt cheesy
Now can i keep spongeback embarassed embarassed
[/quote]...keeep who??...she is one of my lovelys...BACCK OFF!! angry
Romance › Re: Ladies,..good News! by MrCork(op): 5:14pm On Sep 11, 2013
...errmm ok...can we please focus on the serrrious topic...A plaYa is heart broken...Please advise! angry
Romance › Re: Ladies,..good News! by MrCork(op): 5:10pm On Sep 11, 2013
...hangon....190 and 190 the clown..are they both Ghana people? angry

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