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Romance › Re: I'm Scared Of Having Any Relationships! Cos I Hate Girls. by MrCork: 11:48am On Sep 06, 2013
spongeback: OP please don't give up yet you've not dated
Monica, sequisha, killda and Veronica
undecided
..sweery u so preety u make Ms Chima look like Godzilla wink
Family › Re: Pls Help,my Maid Has Turned Into A Lesbian.how Do I Handle This? by MrCork: 11:36am On Sep 06, 2013
uniqueval: I know where this is headed... So does the OP...
WHERE?tongue
Romance › Re: Describe The Worst Person You Ever Dated by MrCork: 11:17am On Sep 06, 2013
Ms Chima and Sandboy! angry
Family › Re: Pls Help,my Maid Has Turned Into A Lesbian.how Do I Handle This? by MrCork: 11:16am On Sep 06, 2013
mozonto: Am a married man with two kids,a girl and a boy,my baby girl is 1yr and six months while my boy is one month old now.i have a maid living with me and she is 8yrs.i discovered the she is fond of romancing her self when lying on her bed.after some weeks,i got a complain that she was caught with another maid having s.ex and bleeping them self.i later discover that she is fucking her self with her middle finger.my wife and i confronted her again and floged her for that act.then we asked her for how long has she been into that sinful act and she said that it started when she was 5yrs,her elder brother molested her several times and after then,she ma.sturbate every day till today.we where suprise when we asked her to show us how she use to do it.she put her middle finger very deep inside her kitty cat and f.uck her self.this girl has nothing stored in her memory.and always takes the 42nd position out of 43.she lacks manners and always like stealing her aunts make ups to make her self up.she is a chronic liar and bed wets all the time.she comes from a very poor family and they are 10 in number.pls i need matured advice on how to handle this case.i sense danger for my children.
...so u peepin when she playin with her sef?? ..Brother ..they need to cage u up for that..u Peterfile (nno oofeinse) angry
Romance › Re: I'm Scared Of Having Any Relationships! Cos I Hate Girls. by MrCork: 11:11am On Sep 06, 2013
[quote author=Mrs.Chima]Let me dip in the ocean with piranhas. wink[/quote]..too bad.. yor loss!! angry
Romance › Re: I'm Scared Of Having Any Relationships! Cos I Hate Girls. by MrCork: 11:06am On Sep 06, 2013
[quote author=Mrs.Chima]Mr. Cork found a cure by sleeping with men. Try it.[/quote]..Ms Chima..why dont u juss sleep wit me and get it over and done with!!! undecided
Romance › Re: I'm Scared Of Having Any Relationships! Cos I Hate Girls. by MrCork: 11:01am On Sep 06, 2013
[quote author=j.j paragon]I've been in a relationship with esther for four years just to find her in bed with my best freind, i left her and moved on with my life until i met sum1 whose beauty i will always aknowledge, Carolyna. though she was beautiful, she left me in an ugly situation. 1 faithful day I went to see a freind of mine but guess who i saw in my freinds house that faithful morning lying in deep sleep nearly unclad, carolyna!... it took me months to recover b4 i met Gift. worse than the other two she slept with my Room mate. what the Hell is happening to me, is it that some people were destined not to love or to be loved?[/quote]..Nigerian women or only dark skin females? angry
Romance › Re: Canadian/nigerian- Is It Real Romance? by MrCork: 10:56am On Sep 06, 2013
smalltown: I need some advice please.
A man from Nigeria messaged me a couple years ago on FB but the message was in my others folder. I messaged him back last week and we have been talking ever since every day. He is seemingly a nice man. So I have been burned before by other guys, who were Canadians. So I dig and do some snooping to see if his story checks out or if he's not truthful. That is how I stumbled here just checking out other peoples experience with Nigerian men. Well now I'm terrified from all the stories lol But I need an honest opinion please. So far I haven't found any holes in his stories or anything like that. I have asked him to send my pics of him right now doing something and he does. Well they aren't pics on FB that I have seen before. He hasn't asked me for money or to send him anything, even though he doesn't have a job. He wants me to visit him in December to see how he celebrates. But even our short time talking he has professed his undying love for me, saying he wants to marry one day. That's a lot quick! I have told him I want to take it slow, questioned him a million times if he just wants status here to get out of Nigeria or money. I even made a comment about just wanting me for money and he seemed to get upset with that comment. I have even added his one sister and talked with her about him and what he is like, and she lives in the UK. I even asked if we got married if he would like to stay there if I got a job and he said yea sure if its what I want, that way I can experience his culture. So my concerns are does he just want status here, money, or the fact I'm white?
...huh? which Nigeria...NO NO NO F*** NO!!..Sweeery u need a Londoner in yor life...Mr Cork <<<< Single!! wink
Science/Technology › Re: 10 Of The Strangest Animals Found In Africa by MrCork: 9:09am On Sep 06, 2013
..how about chickens & goats?...we dont have them roaming around our streets here in London angry
Romance › Re: What's With Men And Kissing Crying Females?? by MrCork: 7:06am On Sep 06, 2013
..and y do Nigerian women always hold your shirt and don't let go wen they cry?..white women don't act like that angry
Romance › Re: What's With Men And Kissing Crying Females?? by MrCork: 7:00am On Sep 06, 2013
.they cry..u move in! angry
Family › Re: A Nairalander Bathing A Baby And Changing Diaper(photo) by MrCork: 6:17pm On Sep 05, 2013
..but don't u people have bathroom there in Nigeria?..I give up! angry
Jokes Etc › Re: Guys, have You Ever Recieved This Kinda Look From A Female? by MrCork(op): 10:18pm On Sep 04, 2013
prinx55555: hmn *u was classy* u readers are trying o. I cant stand dis sh*t like seriously.
..bro..nice fingers.nails.. how long u been gay? angry
Romance › Re: If Someone Is Looking For A Wife. . . by MrCork: 4:42pm On Sep 04, 2013
Leysco: Is it polite to approach a lady on the roads, streets? Isn't it weird? I don't want anybody to embarrase me, because people are now security conscious
..bro..Ama playa and i catch all my Nigerian lovelys from the street and truss me..they much easier. ..Just ask for road direction and before they reply...ask for digit and tell them u juss wanna call them to make sure u dont get lost..Nigerian females fall for this move all the time..truss me! wink
Romance › Re: Every Guy Biggest Problem..official!! by MrCork(op):
[quote author=mondi_cheeks]i jus want to see if it now has number plates on it[/quote]...cars in Nigeria dont hav number plates?..anyways...there u go!! wink

Romance › Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by MrCork(op): 9:18am On Sep 04, 2013
cahnellven: you be gay?
..Bro ..Sandboy is female and she from france....she claim she related to Alisha keys.by bl00d undecided
Romance › Re: London Guys Or American Guys! by MrCork(op): 8:18am On Sep 04, 2013
khia is definitely light skin..trust me..has anyone noticed she doesn't behave like Nigerian females who wake up and start cussing people from January to December for no reason?..I bet she a wifey material. wink
Romance › Re: London Guys Or American Guys! by MrCork(op): 8:11am On Sep 04, 2013
ighoosagie: no sir.

I cud if I wanted 2, no need of going 2 their consulate. Just 4 me 2 send my passport 2 British consulate in California.
Datz all.


I give up on Britain
..hangon...bro r u one of those 9ja Americans? angry
Romance › Re: London Guys Or American Guys! by MrCork(op): 8:08am On Sep 04, 2013
khiaa: Note to self (ignore stu/pidity).
..ok sweery,u look American and we believe u..obviously,American women r 1000 times prettier and I bet u r light skin..I take it u prefer London guys..gr8 taste!! wink
Romance › Re: London Guys Or American Guys! by MrCork(op): 12:59am On Sep 04, 2013
khiaa: Well if you want to get technical about it, Obama isn't African American unless his father is african and mother is native
(Indian ). Who are you to tell us what we call ourselves, and why does it concern you where my father is from?
..sweery did u just say Obama is native India?..o Lord have mercy..we giv up! embarassed
Romance › Re: London Guys Or American Guys! by MrCork(op): 12:36am On Sep 04, 2013
khiaa: If you read my earlier post you would understand why I didn't answer him and stuck with saying I'm Afican American. You people on this site don't dictate who I am.
..sweery..so which pat of africa and America r u from?..we don't gerrit undecided
Romance › Re: London Guys Or American Guys! by MrCork(op): 12:06am On Sep 04, 2013
[quote author=maxwello.yg]Lol I understand. Obama is african american, but I think his dad is from african country-kenya.
So, when you said you're african american, I meant to ask 'what african country were your fathers from'[/quote]..mary..Will u stop disgraceing black people with your question...babe say she African American and u asking if she from Africa or Nigeria..u don't have map? angry
Romance › Re: London Guys Or American Guys! by MrCork(op): 11:04pm On Sep 03, 2013
khiaa: You brought up 50cent, therefore you knew who I was talking about.
..sweery but u from Nigeria...how r u related to 50sent?"..we don't gerrit undecided
Romance › Re: London Guys Or American Guys! by MrCork(op): 10:47pm On Sep 03, 2013
ighoosagie: re u in London or u smoke white London?

Meanwhile, d British owe me n my kin's men apologies, 4 invading in2 d great bini kingdom n stole most of our precious artifacts which re in Liverpool museum till date.


Also tried 2 trade n troll on our throne, by trying 2 instigate a chief (chief obasiki) 2 become d oba; in oda 2 fulfill their greedy Desires.


U claim their ID becos u re a failure.
I pity u my lost friend.


Only one kingdom exist "THE GREAT BINI KINGDOM"


I spite on queen Elizabeth head n use Kate's underwears 2 wipe it off.
..u ever been to London? undecided
Romance › Re: London Guys Or American Guys! by MrCork(op): 10:23pm On Sep 03, 2013
chic2pimp: Nothing like a good ol' British accent. It always does the trick. All I have to do is open my mouth and it's wham bam thank you ma'am.
..my man..thank u sir!! wink
Romance › Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by MrCork(op): 6:34pm On Sep 03, 2013
chuks87: Nawa oooo but the topic reads “GET ANY FEMALES”....Nawa oooo but the topic reads “GET ANY FEMALES”....
..bro.u don't like yellow babes like beyannsi? undecided
Romance › Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by MrCork(op): 6:31pm On Sep 03, 2013
chuks87: Nawa oooo but the topic reads “GET ANY FEMALES”....Nawa oooo but the topic reads “GET ANY FEMALES”....
..yea..get light skin females from Monday to Saturday wink

...dark skin females only on Sundays after church!!
angry
Romance › Re: London Guys Or American Guys! by MrCork(op): 4:53pm On Sep 03, 2013
...Listin guys..am not hear to sell groundnut....do u want Village girl Mondi cheeek or not..Offers closes in 10 minute!!!angry
Romance › Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by MrCork(op): 4:32pm On Sep 03, 2013
chuks87: Lolzzz @ co*cky joe.... Can't stop L M A OOO.... what about the deeper life ladies? Ve u got a branch in london?
...light skin babes only!! (noo ofeinsese) angry
Romance › Re: How Do I Win Her Heart? by MrCork: 3:12pm On Sep 03, 2013
eni orisha: pls hous,there is dc lady around 23yrs of age(i am 29) ,we r native of d same town,she lives and school around our hometown but i reside outside our state,working n schooling.
i met her on fb n add her,she accepted promtly.Aside scanty exchange of pleasantries and frequent comments on her posts and pics which she always appreciates;there has never been any prolonged convo btw us.
i have been asking her out via fb inbox msgs for d past two wks sending series of sweet msgs to her and she has not reply either accepting or
turning down d offer.i sincerely luv this lady.i'm single n unattached.what next do i do?should i redirect my feelings towards sb else?not 4geting to state that we attend d same church whenever i'm in town and i know her family members quite well.
Veterans help me out,pls!!!!
...brother..from a plaYa point fo view...juss buy her Brazillian wig & she's yours...thats the only way to get a 9ja babe! angry

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