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spongeback: OP please don't give up yet you've not dated..sweery u so preety u make Ms Chima look like Godzilla ![]() |
uniqueval: I know where this is headed... So does the OP...WHERE? ![]() |
Ms Chima and Sandboy! ![]() |
mozonto: Am a married man with two kids,a girl and a boy,my baby girl is 1yr and six months while my boy is one month old now.i have a maid living with me and she is 8yrs.i discovered the she is fond of romancing her self when lying on her bed.after some weeks,i got a complain that she was caught with another maid having s.ex and bleeping them self.i later discover that she is fucking her self with her middle finger.my wife and i confronted her again and floged her for that act.then we asked her for how long has she been into that sinful act and she said that it started when she was 5yrs,her elder brother molested her several times and after then,she ma.sturbate every day till today.we where suprise when we asked her to show us how she use to do it.she put her middle finger very deep inside her kitty cat and f.uck her self.this girl has nothing stored in her memory.and always takes the 42nd position out of 43.she lacks manners and always like stealing her aunts make ups to make her self up.she is a chronic liar and bed wets all the time.she comes from a very poor family and they are 10 in number.pls i need matured advice on how to handle this case.i sense danger for my children....so u peepin when she playin with her sef?? ..Brother ..they need to cage u up for that..u Peterfile (nno oofeinse) ![]() |
[quote author=Mrs.Chima]Let me dip in the ocean with piranhas. [/quote]..too bad.. yor loss!! ![]() |
[quote author=Mrs.Chima]Mr. Cork found a cure by sleeping with men. Try it.[/quote]..Ms Chima..why dont u juss sleep wit me and get it over and done with!!! ![]() |
[quote author=j.j paragon]I've been in a relationship with esther for four years just to find her in bed with my best freind, i left her and moved on with my life until i met sum1 whose beauty i will always aknowledge, Carolyna. though she was beautiful, she left me in an ugly situation. 1 faithful day I went to see a freind of mine but guess who i saw in my freinds house that faithful morning lying in deep sleep nearly unclad, carolyna!... it took me months to recover b4 i met Gift. worse than the other two she slept with my Room mate. what the Hell is happening to me, is it that some people were destined not to love or to be loved?[/quote]..Nigerian women or only dark skin females? ![]() |
smalltown: I need some advice please....huh? which Nigeria...NO NO NO F*** NO!!..Sweeery u need a Londoner in yor life...Mr Cork <<<< Single!! ![]() |
..how about chickens & goats?...we dont have them roaming around our streets here in London ![]() |
..and y do Nigerian women always hold your shirt and don't let go wen they cry?..white women don't act like that ![]() |
.they cry..u move in! ![]() |
..but don't u people have bathroom there in Nigeria?..I give up! ![]() |
prinx55555: hmn *u was classy* u readers are trying o. I cant stand dis sh*t like seriously...bro..nice fingers.nails.. how long u been gay? ![]() |
Leysco: Is it polite to approach a lady on the roads, streets? Isn't it weird? I don't want anybody to embarrase me, because people are now security conscious..bro..Ama playa and i catch all my Nigerian lovelys from the street and truss me..they much easier. ..Just ask for road direction and before they reply...ask for digit and tell them u juss wanna call them to make sure u dont get lost..Nigerian females fall for this move all the time..truss me! ![]() |
[quote author=mondi_cheeks]i jus want to see if it now has number plates on it[/quote]...cars in Nigeria dont hav number plates?..anyways...there u go!! ![]()
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cahnellven: you be gay?..Bro ..Sandboy is female and she from france....she claim she related to Alisha keys.by bl00d ![]() |
khia is definitely light skin..trust me..has anyone noticed she doesn't behave like Nigerian females who wake up and start cussing people from January to December for no reason?..I bet she a wifey material. ![]() |
ighoosagie: no sir...hangon...bro r u one of those 9ja Americans? ![]() |
khiaa: Note to self (ignore stu/pidity)...ok sweery,u look American and we believe u..obviously,American women r 1000 times prettier and I bet u r light skin..I take it u prefer London guys..gr8 taste!! ![]() |
khiaa: Well if you want to get technical about it, Obama isn't African American unless his father is african and mother is native..sweery did u just say Obama is native India?..o Lord have mercy..we giv up! ![]() |
khiaa: If you read my earlier post you would understand why I didn't answer him and stuck with saying I'm Afican American. You people on this site don't dictate who I am...sweery..so which pat of africa and America r u from?..we don't gerrit ![]() |
[quote author=maxwello.yg]Lol I understand. Obama is african american, but I think his dad is from african country-kenya. So, when you said you're african american, I meant to ask 'what african country were your fathers from'[/quote]..mary..Will u stop disgraceing black people with your question...babe say she African American and u asking if she from Africa or Nigeria..u don't have map? ![]() |
khiaa: You brought up 50cent, therefore you knew who I was talking about...sweery but u from Nigeria...how r u related to 50sent?"..we don't gerrit ![]() |
ighoosagie: re u in London or u smoke white London?..u ever been to London? ![]() |
chic2pimp: Nothing like a good ol' British accent. It always does the trick. All I have to do is open my mouth and it's wham bam thank you ma'am...my man..thank u sir!! ![]() |
chuks87: Nawa oooo but the topic reads “GET ANY FEMALES”....Nawa oooo but the topic reads “GET ANY FEMALES”......bro.u don't like yellow babes like beyannsi? ![]() |
chuks87: Nawa oooo but the topic reads “GET ANY FEMALES”....Nawa oooo but the topic reads “GET ANY FEMALES”......yea..get light skin females from Monday to Saturday ![]() ...dark skin females only on Sundays after church!! ![]() |
...Listin guys..am not hear to sell groundnut....do u want Village girl Mondi cheeek or not..Offers closes in 10 minute!!! ![]() |
chuks87: Lolzzz @ co*cky joe.... Can't stop L M A OOO.... what about the deeper life ladies? Ve u got a branch in london?...light skin babes only!! (noo ofeinsese) ![]() |
eni orisha: pls hous,there is dc lady around 23yrs of age(i am 29) ,we r native of d same town,she lives and school around our hometown but i reside outside our state,working n schooling....brother..from a plaYa point fo view...juss buy her Brazillian wig & she's yours...thats the only way to get a 9ja babe! ![]() |
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