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 Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: My E-crush On Adaobi123 by MrCork: 6:06pm On Sep 01, 2013 |
lildurk: Since this is a faceless forums, I have gathred the nerve to make Adaobi123 as my E-Crush. The way she speaks her british accent melt my heart into liquid, she seem to intelligent like the great albert einstein, they said no one is perfect but Adaobi123 is...liquid..u been to London?..Mr man..u beera back of from my babe...u dis Ghana fisherman!!  |
| Nairaland General › Re: What Comes To Your Mind When You Hear The Word NIGERIA by MrCork: 5:12pm On Sep 01, 2013 |
..running back to London! |
| Romance › Re: London Guys Or American Guys! by MrCork(op): 2:34pm On Sep 01, 2013 |
[quote author=Mrs.Chima]What's the difference? They both came from the same pit.  [/quote]..mschima...whenever u come to my London city..I will take u to a nice tourist place we call Trafalgar square.. u can take lovely pictures wit pigeons and parrot standing on your head...and am convinced u will ennjoy it!  2 Likes |
| Romance › Re: London Guys Or American Guys! by MrCork(op): 12:48pm On Sep 01, 2013 |
..it is clear women naturaly prefer us Londoners...so why r we even debating over this?...I. Give up..please advise! 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: London Guys Or American Guys! by MrCork(op): 12:45pm On Sep 01, 2013 |
slap1: Hahaha. Olodo, how many times will you give up?..first..one 9ja guy asked if London was a continent..then another village 9ja girl ask what is the meaning of innit..and then this farmer's try to compare nigerian assent and that useless American assent to sound like 2 mechanic fighting over bread.. to our groomed swagga British assent.....so why shouldn't be giv up?....I giv up..seriously! 2 Likes |
| Romance › Re: London Guys Or American Guys! by MrCork(op): 12:37pm On Sep 01, 2013 |
[quote author=babe_online]Dont mind him. If every London 9ja guy gives up easily like he does, then I PREFER AMERICAN 9JA GUYS.[/quote]..^^^this farmer's wife has no taste! |
| Romance › Re: London Guys Or American Guys! by MrCork(op): 5:23am On Sep 01, 2013 |
paix: Is London a countrty?..no..London is a planet! ..I give up 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: London Guys Or American Guys! by MrCork(op): 5:22am On Sep 01, 2013 |
angel TI: Pls, what is the meaning of 'innit'?..isn't it.....you village girl! 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: London Guys Or American Guys! by MrCork(op): 5:43am On Aug 31, 2013 |
Gudintent: Mr Cork you should know the answer to that already, or while you were corking around you left your..ermm swerry. American 9is guys r like 2nd hand tooth brush..no one rates them..even p square r the best example (moo offense) |
| Romance › Re: London Guys Or American Guys! by MrCork(op): 4:55pm On Aug 30, 2013 |
daisyella: Why is dis not yet in d joke section 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: London Guys Or American Guys! by MrCork(op): 4:37pm On Aug 30, 2013 |
Shankboye: . U get paper so? I beg make I send u to ambali for liverpool jare.. Mouth too much...bro u sound liek those angry taxi drivers....and by the way, this topic is between Londonders & Amricans...no oofeinsese but what are u doing here? |
| Romance › Re: London Guys Or American Guys! by MrCork(op): 4:23pm On Aug 30, 2013 |
...sadly, I only use my Nigerian passport to travel....aint too bortherd!  |
| Romance › Re: London Guys Or American Guys! by MrCork(op): 4:14pm On Aug 30, 2013 |
..I guess am lucky: ...owinig a Nigerian, British and American passport is too stressful! |
| Romance › Re: London Guys Or American Guys! by MrCork(op): 4:08pm On Aug 30, 2013 |
[quote author=Omo_Alata]lol, he was a resident there not a visitor[/quote]...which vistor?...I bet on my £20,000 Range Rover Sports than he aint go back...they usually develop that american accent only after 2 days in the U.S....I juss dont gerrit!! |
| Romance › Re: London Guys Or American Guys! by MrCork(op): 3:58pm On Aug 30, 2013 |
[quote author=Omo_Alata]The problem was he overused that word. If you had a 2 minutes conversation with him, you would get at least 20-30 innit in there. It was too much for my poor soul to take. At the time, I was extremely picky[/quote]...he probably one of those homebased Nigerian guys who come over on holiday and mess up our swaaaga...is his name Ola? |
| Romance › Re: London Guys Or American Guys! by MrCork(op): 3:43pm On Aug 30, 2013 |
....Serrriously..is it fair??...Is like me breakin up with a babe when I asked her what she waz eating and she said….am chopping Corn.. …ok am thinkin..does she mean Pop corn? |
| Romance › Re: London Guys Or American Guys! by MrCork(op): 3:31pm On Aug 30, 2013 |
[quote author=Omo_Alata]That is the most annoying word for the planet. I used to talk to this guy, every 5 words you would get "innit". It drove me off the wall, that was one of the reason why that relationship never went anyway. He abused that word too much[/quote]..so u broke up wit a londoner coz he said innit? |
| Romance › Re: London Guys Or American Guys! by MrCork(op): 3:05pm On Aug 30, 2013 |
...can wait to go back to Packham..truss me, American Guys need help.. ..QUESTION...but why do 98% of guys in Nigeria spek with American accent when they never been out before?..pleasse advise! |
| Romance › Re: London Guys Or American Guys! by MrCork(op): 3:02pm On Aug 30, 2013 |
.. British accent:.. ..hi babes.. I have to go now innit! American accent…..hello mulachi..i garrra goes.. and then we have Homebased Nigerian accent…Hello..how do u do and good evenin madam..…I want to go. ….tell me..how on eath can u compare this with our British accent..Queens english if I may proudly say…huh? ...who do u think a female would be proud of? |
| Romance › Re: London Guys Or American Guys! by MrCork(op): 2:56pm On Aug 30, 2013 |
...and sweeery..for the record..our British accent gets the ladies anyday...u included (no ofeinsese) |
| Romance › Re: London Guys Or American Guys! by MrCork(op): 2:55pm On Aug 30, 2013 |
[quote author=Omo_Alata]Lol, I grew up in NYC so I want to know which part of NYC you are at that you are seeing all these naija guys with jerry curls. Nothing special about britiko accent, they always talk like something is stuck up their a$$[/quote]..Sweeery am at Hotel Pennsylvania in Times Square, just oppsosite madison square garden. I went to Harlem about 2 hours ago and it waz one of the most mofocolic expeperience ever…Saw a bunch of 9ja guys lookin like brick layers askin me if I know a guy called Ola in London…. Ok..Ther are about 1 million Ola’s in London..how the ###’ am I suppose to know a Ola without a last name? sweeery..those guys need help! |
| Romance › Re: Ladies Pick One! Just One! by MrCork: 1:04pm On Aug 30, 2013 |
[quote author=Mrs.Chima]At the back where? [/quote]...ermm Ms Chima..the thread says: Ladies, pick one...are u a lady?...since when? |
| Romance › Re: London Guys Or American Guys! by MrCork(op): 12:57pm On Aug 30, 2013 |
Iaz93:...bro dont worry..it takes time..you cant gerrit! |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Happy Birthday Spongeback! by MrCork(op): 12:55pm On Aug 30, 2013 |
..OK sweeet Spongy..u owe me a kiss for my hard work..WHER IS MY KISS? |
| Romance › Re: London Guys Or American Guys! by MrCork(op): 12:46pm On Aug 30, 2013 |
..sounds like Omolatata is back in Nigeria now...stuck with those homebase 9ja guys.. ..anyways..Its nice to know we feel appriciatehed and that Londoners are the choosen one! |
| Romance › Re: London Guys Or American Guys! by MrCork(op): 12:43pm On Aug 30, 2013 |
[quote author=Omo_Alata]I have been living in U.S for many yrs and I have not seen one Nigerian guy who looks as you described[/quote]...really?...which US?..am actually in New York right now & i cannot wait to gerrout & head back to London City...All they keep sayin is that they love my British accent and I should show them wot £50 looks like...Londoners cant stand this ugly jerry curls lookin mofos...4real! |
| Romance › Re: London Guys Or American Guys! by MrCork(op): 9:35am On Aug 30, 2013 |
[quote author=Omo_Alata]I have yet to meet a naija guy in US that fits this description[/quote]..u will ..if u been there |
| Romance › Re: London Guys Or American Guys! by MrCork(op): 11:52pm On Aug 29, 2013 |
Lucasbalo: Naija American guys all d way. No competition. The difference is wide and clear. No offence to anyone.[co |
| Romance › Re: London Guys Or American Guys! by MrCork(op): 11:49pm On Aug 29, 2013 |
onila: american guys |
| Romance › Re: London Guys Or American Guys! by MrCork(op): 11:47pm On Aug 29, 2013 |
adaobi123: LOONNNDDDOOONN..this wifey material always had something we call: good taste! |
| Romance › London Guys Or American Guys! by MrCork(op): 9:47pm On Aug 29, 2013*. Modified: 11:42pm On Aug 29, 2013 |
..ladies,who are the real deal...Seriously! ... 9ja London guys(usually sweet,caring,good-looking,employed,financially ok guys) ... or 9ja American guys (usually Jerry curl wannabe bald headed humty dumty lookin mofo) . ... 2 Likes 1 Share |
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