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Sanboy25: I'll ignore your post bro....don't flatter your sef u she,male French goat..u no longer the flavour of the month (no oofense) ![]() |
Baybe: Did any girl compliment your fart today..yes,3 Uganda babes; sandboy,nanalady and booqee babe..they love fart..they said it sounds romantic |
Enegod: this should be in joke section..bro this is a seditious topic..fart loud in a publick library and c how babes will be eyeing u...4real...u don't believe me?..try it! ![]() |
sexytabhi: This dint make sense,explain better..Sweeny have u ever had a guy wit deep voice farther loud around u?..we nod to hook up..serriously ![]() |
booqee: you're just like onila. U constantly open foolish thread for very foolish reasons. I give up on u!..thank you bingo' ![]() |
REALITY101: Lol dumbb son of a bittch! Try again. Like I give a flying fucck about your gaay name calling. Olodo rat..calm down Linda..no nid for volience ![]() |
Sanboy25: Vacation also..Sweery..u. Desperately want attention,don't u..ok am hear. Wot do u want? . |
Sanboy25: Leave this..ermm Sweery,am the only friend u have and I suggest u be nice..having u noticed u became boring on Maryland the moment I ignored u. U waz desperate to even open a thread about me Judd to crave attention ![]() |
..by the way, wot is the name of that t.v host women r attracted to there in Nigeria?...they love him. .he always Fart duRin live programs...football ![]() |
sexytabhi: No,fart has nothing to do with strength..really..coz u can't find man? ![]() |
...Hangon…I kid u not...so are u tellin me that women are not attracted to guys who fart loud…... why do u think they prefer dating chiefs? ![]() |
spongeback: Mr cork..Yes! ![]() |
akuji: That s the most bullshit story I ve heard all day. No insult intended o. The loudness of your fart depends of how much air is trapped inside you and the smell depends on what food you have been filling your tummy with. Nothing to do with strength....brother...so I take it yor babe fancys u more coz yor fat waz loud?! ![]() |
...is it true that when a man farts first thing in the morning, women associate the loudness of his fart to how strong he is coz women seek strong men?.......Ladies please clarify. (matured decent contributors only) ![]() ...just farted in the lift & all the people in the lift pretended they didn't smell it except for this Nigerian babe who covered her nose...how rude of she! ![]() |
djprinciey: gals can be annoying at times, but you still gat to do what u gat to do..bro have u notice how guys who date black women end up with bald head coz of there stress?...muss look at 99.9present of the population of Nigerian men..bald ![]() |
djprinciey: gals can be annoying at times, but you still gat to do what u gat to do..which kind gat to? ![]() |
nanalady: true talk..ermm ..Sweeery do u hav tribal mark?...why are u aggresive & aint u suppose to be from Ghana?...BLACK WOMEN!!! ![]() |
Monicasque: lol who said i hate them? now u r deciding for me hey. By the way did i say u hate wome...^^^^she sounds like a wifey material..unlike thise other Nairaland females always actin like villagers..I bet she from London & she light skin? ![]() |
Monicasque: not YET..EXACTLY....becuz u cant stand them, i feel u sweeery....and by the way, how can i h@te women when ama PlaYa? ![]() |
Monicasque: @op i think u have already answered yourself with all this your hatred in almost every statement you make...do u hav kids? ![]() |
[quote author=sweet-tease]Double GBAM! [/quote]![]() |
daisyella: Dis op is so so so annoyingWOMEN!! ![]() |
..So stop/Dont talk about kids around us...it messes up the swaaga!!. ![]() |
Enegod: why are you telling us?...well, a lady and am tellin u..MEN CANT STAND KIDS...PlaYa'S CANT STAND KIDS..WE CANT STAND KIDS!! ![]() |
...juss heard a lady on the bus tellin another lady *** awwww, yor baby so cute*** ..ok Am tinking?....how can a baby be cute when they all look alike & all cry/eat the same way?...I juss dont gerrrit!! ![]() |
..ermm guys,.we appreciate all the thank u messages..let me no if u need more techniques yo catch more females...especially those Nigerian females who always play had to get..thinkin they all that..cheers! ![]() |
booqee: just like onila, mr cork can open thread for anything! Are u on ur period??..buky...sharrrrap!. ![]() |
spongeback: Yes I did....i dunno whether to french kiss u or throw toilet roll on yor head....althoughI supect u wud prefer the kis ![]() |
[quote author=Maria-Goretti]..yea, sure But you know, pride comes before downfall..[/quote]..u been to London? ![]() |
Nomski0: I hope when this strike is called off there wont be a massive increase in the fight for gay rights. ![]() |
..I support 100% – Women are banned for 3 month & I am no longer available!! ![]() |
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