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Romance › Re: Urgent: How To Deal With An Unrequited Love ? by MrCork: 9:54pm On Aug 22, 2013
Sanboy25: I'll ignore your post bro. smiley
...don't flatter your sef u she,male French goat..u no longer the flavour of the month (no oofense) undecided
Romance › Re: Serrious Topic...ladies, Please Advise. by MrCork(op): 8:11pm On Aug 22, 2013
Baybe: Did any girl compliment your fart today undecidedgrin
..yes,3 Uganda babes; sandboy,nanalady and booqee babe..they love fart..they said it sounds romantic
Romance › Re: Serrious Topic...ladies, Please Advise. by MrCork(op): 7:41pm On Aug 22, 2013
Enegod: this should be in joke section
..bro this is a seditious topic..fart loud in a publick library and c how babes will be eyeing u...4real...u don't believe me?..try it! undecided
Romance › Re: Serrious Topic...ladies, Please Advise. by MrCork(op): 7:22pm On Aug 22, 2013
sexytabhi: This dint make sense,explain better undecided
..Sweeny have u ever had a guy wit deep voice farther loud around u?..we nod to hook up..serriously smiley
Romance › Re: Serrious Topic...ladies, Please Advise. by MrCork(op): 7:20pm On Aug 22, 2013
booqee: you're just like onila. U constantly open foolish thread for very foolish reasons. I give up on u! embarassed
..thank you bingo' lipsrsealed
Romance › Re: Serrious Topic...ladies, Please Advise. by MrCork(op): 7:16pm On Aug 22, 2013
REALITY101: Lol dumbb son of a bittch! Try again. Like I give a flying fucck about your gaay name calling. Olodo rat
..calm down Linda..no nid for volience embarassed
Romance › Re: Urgent: How To Deal With An Unrequited Love ? by MrCork: 7:13pm On Aug 22, 2013
Sanboy25: Vacation also grin
..Sweery..u. Desperately want attention,don't u..ok am hear. Wot do u want?
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Romance › Re: Most Romantic Snack For A First Date!! by MrCork(op): 6:45pm On Aug 22, 2013
Sanboy25: Leave this pointless thread die please... undecided
..ermm Sweery,am the only friend u have and I suggest u be nice..having u noticed u became boring on Maryland the moment I ignored u. U waz desperate to even open a thread about me Judd to crave attention wink
Romance › Re: Serrious Topic...ladies, Please Advise. by MrCork(op): 6:29pm On Aug 22, 2013
..by the way, wot is the name of that t.v host women r attracted to there in Nigeria?...they love him. .he always Fart duRin live programs...football embarassed
Romance › Re: Serrious Topic...ladies, Please Advise. by MrCork(op): 6:23pm On Aug 22, 2013
sexytabhi: No,fart has nothing to do with strength
..really..coz u can't find man? undecided
Romance › Re: Serrious Topic...ladies, Please Advise. by MrCork(op): 5:01pm On Aug 22, 2013
...Hangon…I kid u not...so are u tellin me that women are not attracted to guys who fart loud…... why do u think they prefer dating chiefs? undecided
Romance › Re: Serrious Topic...ladies, Please Advise. by MrCork(op): 4:16pm On Aug 22, 2013
spongeback: Mr cork embarassed
..Yes! angry
Romance › Re: Serrious Topic...ladies, Please Advise. by MrCork(op): 4:02pm On Aug 22, 2013
akuji: That s the most bullshit story I ve heard all day. No insult intended o. The loudness of your fart depends of how much air is trapped inside you and the smell depends on what food you have been filling your tummy with. Nothing to do with strength.

OP if that was the case, some women go become yoko zunas then cos some women fart smell and loud pass some men fart oooo, it can clear a square mile x
...brother...so I take it yor babe fancys u more coz yor fat waz loud?! undecided
Romance › Serrious Topic...ladies, Please Advise. by MrCork(op):
...is it true that when a man farts first thing in the morning, women associate the loudness of his fart to how strong he is coz women seek strong men?.......Ladies please clarify. (matured decent contributors only) embarassed

...just farted in the lift & all the people in the lift pretended they didn't smell it except for this Nigerian babe who covered her nose...how rude of she! angry
Romance › Re: Every Guy Biggest Problem..official!! by MrCork(op): 1:35pm On Aug 22, 2013
djprinciey: gals can be annoying at times, but you still gat to do what u gat to do
..bro have u notice how guys who date black women end up with bald head coz of there stress?...muss look at 99.9present of the population of Nigerian men..bald
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Romance › Re: Every Guy Biggest Problem..official!! by MrCork(op):
djprinciey: gals can be annoying at times, but you still gat to do what u gat to do
..which kind gat to? angry
Romance › Re: Having A Kid by MrCork(op): 12:12pm On Aug 21, 2013
nanalady: true talk
..ermm ..Sweeery do u hav tribal mark?...why are u aggresive & aint u suppose to be from Ghana?...BLACK WOMEN!!! angry
Romance › Re: Having A Kid by MrCork(op): 12:06pm On Aug 21, 2013
Monicasque: lol who said i hate them? now u r deciding for me hey. By the way did i say u hate wome undecidedn?
...^^^^she sounds like a wifey material..unlike thise other Nairaland females always actin like villagers..I bet she from London & she light skin? wink
Romance › Re: Having A Kid by MrCork(op): 11:51am On Aug 21, 2013
Monicasque: not YET
..EXACTLY....becuz u cant stand them, i feel u sweeery....and by the way, how can i h@te women when ama PlaYa? undecided
Romance › Re: Having A Kid by MrCork(op): 11:27am On Aug 21, 2013
Monicasque: @op i think u have already answered yourself with all this your hatred in almost every statement you make
...do u hav kids?undecided
Romance › Re: Having A Kid by MrCork(op): 10:41am On Aug 21, 2013
[quote author=sweet-tease]Double GBAM! grin[/quote]angry
Romance › Re: Every Guy Biggest Problem..official!! by MrCork(op): 10:40am On Aug 21, 2013
daisyella: Dis op is so so so annoying angry



No offeinse grin
WOMEN!! angry
Romance › Re: Having A Kid by MrCork(op): 9:49am On Aug 21, 2013
..So stop/Dont talk about kids around us...it messes up the swaaga!!.undecided
Romance › Re: Having A Kid by MrCork(op): 9:48am On Aug 21, 2013
Enegod: why are you telling us? angry why not tell the ladies, you don't gerrrit undecided
...well, a lady and am tellin u..MEN CANT STAND KIDS...PlaYa'S CANT STAND KIDS..WE CANT STAND KIDS!! angry
Romance › Re: Having A Kid by MrCork(op): 9:13am On Aug 21, 2013
...juss heard a lady on the bus tellin another lady *** awwww, yor baby so cute*** ..ok Am tinking?....how can a baby be cute when they all look alike & all cry/eat the same way?...I juss dont gerrrit!! angry
Romance › Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by MrCork(op): 9:50pm On Aug 20, 2013
..ermm guys,.we appreciate all the thank u messages..let me no if u need more techniques yo catch more females...especially those Nigerian females who always play had to get..thinkin they all that..cheers!
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Jokes Etc › Re: Ladies This Is Your Chance by MrCork(op):
booqee: just like onila, mr cork can open thread for anything! Are u on ur period??
..buky...sharrrrap!. angry
Jokes Etc › Re: Ladies This Is Your Chance by MrCork(op): 5:20pm On Aug 20, 2013
spongeback: Yes I did
....i dunno whether to french kiss u or throw toilet roll on yor head....althoughI supect u wud prefer the kis undecided
Romance › Re: Every Guy Biggest Problem..official!! by MrCork(op): 5:05pm On Aug 20, 2013
[quote author=Maria-Goretti]..yea, sure
But you know, pride comes before downfall..[/quote]..u been to London? undecided
Romance › Re: Boyfriend Association Of Nigeria (B.A.N) Declare Strike by MrCork: 5:03pm On Aug 20, 2013
Nomski0: I hope when this strike is called off there wont be a massive increase in the fight for gay rights. cheesy cheesy cheesy
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Romance › Re: Boyfriend Association Of Nigeria (B.A.N) Declare Strike by MrCork: 4:45pm On Aug 20, 2013
..I support 100% – Women are banned for 3 month & I am no longer available!! angry

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