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[quote author=mondi_cheeks]smoking ur socks again[/quote]^^^she wants me!

thats a kite

REALITY101: That's what I'm here for, to protect you. Don't worry I will catch a grenade for ya

...u berra bak off from my babe coz am hittin it first...even sleekch1c given me the green light! !!

dr who!

..calm down sweet hat...pictures soon come..need to wash the negatives!

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booqee: really??!! I can only imagine d shock on ur face. Damn.....

..sweery..wot do u looklike without make up? Seriously?

jobaskia: Have heaard of gay activities in recent times but I was so shocked when I visited a club yesterday and dancing on the floor so well. Though my dancing steps seems to attract the gays and they started coming to me'excuse me dance', in actual fact when theu steppd into d club I counted 8 of them. I sensed immediately that they are gays, so one came to me saying where is my boyfriend I simply told him (I 'm straight) they were all like how come this dude could dance so feminine and yet is not gay? I almost slapped him when he said he will like to go down on me mehn I was like so it's real.these boys are in their teens . Share ur experience if any

..ok..so.u was dancing in a gay club and somebody slap your face..bro ain't gay people suppose to be harmless?

TrickofTech: I have complimented her in person a couple of times. I have commented on what she is wearing and said she looks "fine". I have even said she looks "beautiful".

I find it very difficult to judge how she feels from her reaction. I have complimented and occasionally she seems to have 'pretended not to have heard it'. She had said 'yay' in a happy way...but I haven't really been convinced. She has also said 'thank you'...but in a slightly embarrassed way. She has said she 'misses me' over the phone.

Do Nigerian guys compliment Nigerian women? How do they usually react? I am slightly confused. Women are usually a bit more obvious when they are interested.

She is Yoruba, 27, Born again Christian.

...which compliment?
. Bro, nigerian women hate compliments...just buy her Brazil wig and she is yours...that's how u catch Nigerian babes

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[color=#000099]..bro the babe don't want u..u still don't get the message? [/quote]

REALITY101: Katherine and Mindy can you ladies quit derailing this thread?

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[color=#000099]..bro the babe don't want u..u still don't get the message?

[quote author=Mynd_44]She falls off and Mr Cork climbs into it right?[/quote]..yea..truse me..I come like a thunder!!

REALITY101: I rather you fall off of my bed! Hey what's up with you? Who you hidding from?

..and u beera back of from My babe..u dis gay hair dresser

[quote author=Mynd_44]Are you jealous she might steal your Boyfriends away from you?

Don't cry, Reality is just messing around, he loves you[/quote]..shaarap Mindy!!

..it must have been a rainy day when u were born.... The heavens were crying cuz they lost their most beautiful Angel.
..happy birthday sweet sexcy.. Happy birthday spongeback!

REALITY101: She was one of the Jun 2013 Miss. Nairaland contestants and actually was supposed to win that ish!

Where's Sleekch1c? I think I kinda like her

..ermm bro..didn't she tell u to f#### off 2 week ago? ..u don't get the message? ..bro am only trying to help!

..one of my jammo babe jus to me to buy her weed on my way to her flat

..he'll yes the m.t.v Michael Jackson wannabe must be 100 percent gay..just looks at his lip!

dolapobello1: Oo da'yan mo, Oo mo Baddo! Shioor!

..no offense but that boy look llike roadside mechanic...we don't under stand his English hear in London

crb20: Hi

I am living in the UK, my boyfriend is a Nigerian who has come to the UK to study for a Masters. If he is unable to obtain
a visa to work in the UK then I hope to move to Nigeria so that we can be together.

Can anyone help regarding what are the possible visa's I could apply for to live and work in Nigeria? I can't seem to find much information online.

Many Thanks

..easy...as long as he has no criminal record,he is safe..all u need to do is contact a UK solicitor who specializes on immigration matters..I have helped many people in similar situations..trust me.. Contact a UK solicitor!

booqee: stop evading the question. He said print the barclays account statement. But dats ur answer above. Doesn't correlate. Admit it dear cork.

..and have u seen 190's face? ..he looks like somebody on hunger strike..how on earth could he possibly compare his bank account to mine?......eeddiot-boy

booqee: stop evading the question. He said print the barclays account statement. But dats ur answer above. Doesn't correlate. Admit it dear cork.

..sweerry just admit it... you love me!

alienvirus: mshewwwww.Check this out. KEDGEREE, BUTTY AND BARBIE.. . You eat crap as recipe Cork.

..ok helen..your highly little opinion has just been noted..thank you

[quote author=mondi_cheeks]isnt u are that guy who helps with loading and offloading luggage from long distance buses in Enugu [/quote]..sweerry...seriously..it wouldn't hurt to say ..Mr cork...I luv u..trust me!!

..one babe. Just told me I lookalike someone who works out...I think she has good taste

..me I nyaansh anything..case close!