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 Romance › Re: Sijo01 Is A Year Older by MrCork: 6:40pm On Aug 19, 2013 |
Dyt: Happy bornday dear..is she light skin?  |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Is Ogugua88 And Sexkillz Going Out? by MrCork: 2:12am On Aug 19, 2013 |
[quote author=obo_man]Hey Nairalanders..... I'm curious o.... Are dem two going out? If so, how did it happen? One is in Nigeria and the other is in USA, so how did they finally link up? (bearing in mind that Nigeria Airways is now defunct)  Are we gonna have our first wedding of lovebirds dat met eachother on Nairaland? Oya. let's gossip... .. P.S.. I hate Mynd44... He is an appeaser. He is never on the offensive. I also hate Onila... She has been doing 'the beauty of' for centuries. Someone should tell her to stop..[/quote]...so insted of lookin for punnny to connect on nairaland..u worryin about those people 1 Like |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Is Ogugua88 And Sexkillz Going Out? by MrCork: 2:11am On Aug 19, 2013 |
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| Romance › Re: Most Romantic Snack For A First Date!! by MrCork(op): 7:58pm On Aug 17, 2013 |
Sanboy25: Haha, well we are not friends but I think that Peggy is his white babe, I believe that she is Human.... I don't know if she named his "R. Rover 2010 with alloy...." after her though......sweery dont worry...She will not replace u.  |
| Romance › Re: How To French-kiss A Babe Like A Gentleman - User Guide!!! by MrCork(op): 7:47pm On Aug 17, 2013 |
angel TI: cork has access to the internet today....sweery no oofience but when waz the last time anybody ever french kissed u....especially a Londonder?  |
| Romance › Re: How To French-kiss A Babe Like A Gentleman - User Guide!!! by MrCork(op): 6:38pm On Aug 17, 2013 |
Booty butt chic: weyrey |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Ladies This Is Your Chance by MrCork(op): 4:52pm On Aug 17, 2013 |
..but y did m.o.d move this serious thread to joke sexstion? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Ladies This Is Your Chance by MrCork(op): 4:28pm On Aug 17, 2013 |
..this is for am upcoming ladies mud wrestling competition for females..this is a big opportunity foyerladies. ..big ladies welcome. Please advise |
| Jokes Etc › Ladies This Is Your Chance by MrCork(op): 3:50pm On Aug 17, 2013 |
..apart from sandboy and MsCHIMA, which of u lucky females will like to fight wrestling wit me?.. Winner gets a designer thong and Brazilian wig...please advice  |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Upload Ur Pitcha Nd Let D Ladies Coment by MrCork: 2:15pm On Aug 16, 2013 |
.....Upload my picture and let Nairaland females put it on there bedroom walls??...NO I ront tink so!! |
| Romance › Re: What Annoys You The Most? by MrCork: 12:13pm On Aug 16, 2013 |
..well apart from Nigerian women or black women..wud say DarkSkin women! |
| Romance › Re: How To Get A Baby Girl Or Boy by MrCork: 10:54am On Aug 16, 2013 |
..thank you...how about LightSKin babies? 2 Likes |
| Romance › Re: Ladies..who Is The Hottest Man In Romance Section? by MrCork: 10:03am On Aug 16, 2013 |
....Nigerian women are beauriful & the darkskin ones are more beauriful |
| Romance › Re: But Why The Hell Should Grown Ass Females Fight Over These Useless Boys?! by MrCork: 10:05pm On Aug 15, 2013 |
Princessmel: I don gerrit?!..guys ignore u? |
| Romance › Re: Every Guy Biggest Problem..official!! by MrCork(op): 9:59pm On Aug 15, 2013 |
caribchic: Lol ok i'll play along:...and by the way, they all halfcast and very beautiful.....they dont have females like that in Nigeria except here in London |
| Romance › Re: Every Guy Biggest Problem..official!! by MrCork(op): 9:57pm On Aug 15, 2013 |
caribchic: Lol ok i'll play along:...anyways, bak to the serrrious topic with a wifey material... sweeery the great thing about u is that u make females like Sandboy loook very ugly...have u noticed no one chats to her anymore since u ariived?...Sweeery please be careful around her! |
| Romance › Re: Every Guy Biggest Problem..official!! by MrCork(op): 9:52pm On Aug 15, 2013*. Modified: 10:17pm On Aug 15, 2013 |
Sanboy25: The discussion is getting boring...^^^^Sanboy25<<< not sure if anyone cares!(no oofeince) |
| Romance › Re: Every Guy Biggest Problem..official!! by MrCork(op): 8:39pm On Aug 15, 2013*. Modified: 9:50pm On Aug 15, 2013 |
...reallly again?.....is caribchic Darkskin?..is MOD Ogugua darksin?.....Is ADAOBI darkskin?....so then...why are they the only 3 most beautiful females on nairaland??...do they maths!! |
| Romance › Re: Every Guy Biggest Problem..official!! by MrCork(op): 8:36pm On Aug 15, 2013 |
caribchic: Lol aren't light skin women still black women tho? How does that work for you?..realy..is Halle berry black or halfcast..is Beyonsi lightskin,darkskin or blackskin.. Nikky Minaj is darkskin or blackskin right?...Is maria carey black or halfcast??...Nigerian females r lightskin right?..I GIVE UP!! |
| Romance › Re: Every Guy Biggest Problem..official!! by MrCork(op): 8:19pm On Aug 15, 2013 |
... ...Lightskin female: ..Wifey material (Our favourite) ..Darkskin females:...Thunder/fire material! ..Halfcast female:. Wifey material, girl friend material. (The one we dream about) ..white female:..1000,00,000,00% marraige material! (Our Most favourtite)..Black women:.. Bad News ..NO GO AREA!! ..Nigerian females...F***** NO..NEVER ..EVER!! ..This Opinion poll is on behalf of all mens & we all feel the same way about it!! |
| Romance › Re: Every Guy Biggest Problem..official!! by MrCork(op): 12:15pm On Aug 15, 2013 |
[quote author=Maria-Goretti]hahahahaha... Corky cork, C'mon, arent you a man...? Why are you complaining this much uh? You na big boy nah....ejoo o. So, you saying, if it were just light-skinned/half-cast women in this world, it would have been a better and comfortable place for guyz? Ok, tell me, whats your view about women, concerning relationships?[/quote]...which women?...darkskin? lightskin? halfcast? whites? Nigerian women?...which women? |
| Romance › Re: Every Guy Biggest Problem..official!! by MrCork(op): 10:17am On Aug 15, 2013 |
[quote author=mondi_cheeks]do u have to be so bitter because u are an okada man? its not our fault u know [/quote]...how can u be hot when u never been to London?...u been to London?...IF U LIE!!!! |
| Romance › Re: Every Guy Biggest Problem..official!! by MrCork(op): 10:14am On Aug 15, 2013 |
[quote author=Maria-Goretti]..so, your conclusions was actually based on 'so I heard' and not that you have actually experienced it?[/quote]Correction.. the 1st darkSkin female that came to cook for me broke my Microwave…she said she tort it was a telivison. The 2nd darkSkin female that I hired for house cleaning accidentaly broke my toilet sit…. She waz too fat The 3rd and 1st ever dark skin female I dated by mistake lied to me she waz pregggy…..after spending serious money to prepare, she said she wanted to test my feelin towards her. The 4th darkskin babe I met drove my Range to her friends & used up my petrol…she couldn’t even put engine oil. The 5th darkskin babe I toasted had everythin I wanted: Heavy Nyansh plus thigh & mango…problem waz she coulnt spek English. …so how is anyone suppose to take them serrrious?..in 2013? |
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