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Romance › Re: Every Guy Biggest Problem..official!! by MrCork(op): 7:52pm On Aug 11, 2013

Ollyzontal: And yet u cannot do without women

^^^^^another angry female..we give up! embarassed

Romance › Re: Every Guy Biggest Problem..official!! by MrCork(op): 7:51pm On Aug 11, 2013

Ollyzontal: And yet u cannot do without women

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Romance › Re: No Girl On Nairaland Is Finer Than My Girlfriend, No One (pix) by MrCork: 7:42pm On Aug 11, 2013

[quote author=mondi_cheeks]u don't know which babe to put up grin

[/quote]...sweeery...that babe is 35 milllion times preeetier than u! angry

Celebrities › Re: Mercy Johnson Shows Off Bikini Body (pic) by MrCork: 7:41pm On Aug 11, 2013

..kaiii...seee booobsi! tongue

Romance › Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by MrCork(op): 7:34pm On Aug 11, 2013

..homebased Nigerian females shuld be greatfull to me ..serrriously....I have helped to improve the swaaaga of homebased Nigerian guys when it comes to toastin!. angry

Romance › Re: Every Guy Biggest Problem..official!! by MrCork(op): 7:29pm On Aug 11, 2013

...and also..loook at the bullet points...am I lyin?..truss me, we really really give up!! angry

Romance › Re: Every Guy Biggest Problem..official!! by MrCork(op): 7:27pm On Aug 11, 2013

[quote author=Maria-Goretti]You need help asap....you've got serious issues.[/quote]...really?..women claim they want guys who tell the truth.. the thruth is out and now they can handle it ...WHAT DO U WOMEN WANT? ..SERRRIUSLY??..We GIVE UP..AM GOIN TO BED!! undecided

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Romance › Re: Every Guy Biggest Problem..official!! by MrCork(op): 5:39pm On Aug 11, 2013

[quote author=Maria-Goretti]um, really?
My eyes are decieving me if thats so....a min please.

Yea, I went through the whole thread again.....and sure, I agree, all men agree with you....IN REVERSE.[/quote]...corrrection...the males that did not agree with this thread are Known Nairaland ga'y nice guys..we hav nothin against gay guys..its ther femine right to giv ther opinion undecided

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Romance › Re: Can You Live-in With Your Mother-inlaw For 2 Years...? by MrCork: 5:36pm On Aug 11, 2013

[quote author=Maria-Goretti]lol...jeez, you really get the mind.[/quote]...i dont tink i can leav with u! angry

Romance › Re: Every Guy Biggest Problem..official!! by MrCork(op): 5:34pm On Aug 11, 2013

..and this thread is only designed to help women so u shuld be happy...of course We love women! undecided

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Romance › Re: Every Guy Biggest Problem..official!! by MrCork(op): 5:30pm On Aug 11, 2013

[quote author=Maria-Goretti]whatever dude......
It seems not EVERY GUY agrees with your claims.[/quote]..Magarita.....Of course every guy agrees with me...i didnt even mention anythin about how women cant survive without wig..All men support this thread!! angry

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Romance › Re: Every Guy Biggest Problem..official!! by MrCork(op): 5:22pm On Aug 11, 2013

Segeggs: Dummy thread.

i think there shud b a limit to d amount of thread a NLander can open.

^^^^another upset female...anyways..thank u egg! undecided

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Romance › Re: Every Guy Biggest Problem..official!! by MrCork(op): 5:21pm On Aug 11, 2013

[quote author=Maria-Goretti]you know, those 9 problems actually have just 1 solution...

GO TAKE A CELIBACY VOW.......![/quote]...sweeery...we gonnno opeen a thread to Boycutt Nigerian women for 2 months....yor punishments..turss me! angry

Romance › Re: SOS!!! Nairaland Tearing Them Appart! by MrCork: 4:07pm On Aug 11, 2013

spartan66: Got to know about this great forum in 2008 but didn't register until recently.

Got a friend whose been in this relationship with some luvly and respectful gurl for 4yrs, to whom I introduced nairaland. Before now, my friend and his gf have been great together but ever since I introduced him to this site, it's been one bitter quarrel after another!

I know the site can be quite addictive but his own situation is quite unlike any you've ever seen! I mean, this dude literally stays online for up to 20hrs in a day!!

I'm openin this thread to seek advice on his behalf because, sooner or later, he may loose his gurl thanks to nairaland and ME!!

Realy feel some sort of guilt for what's goin on between them. The other day, his gf came crying to my house and was like she went visiting, stayed on for a couple hrs and her guy couldn't keep up a convo for more than 5mins! That he says there's a constant war raggin batween Goodluck suporters and the opposition and one has to be steadfast to put those "demons" where they belong!

I don't know, perhaps someone out there has once been caught up in a similar situation. An advice from them as to how they dealt with it would be quite helpful and appreciated.

Their relationship needs urgent salvation!

..bro..is she darkskin?..how can i help? angry

Romance › Re: Every Guy Biggest Problem..official!! by MrCork(op): 4:00pm On Aug 11, 2013

Iaz93: Useless thread!

..thank you Paula embarassed

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Romance › Re: Every Guy Biggest Problem..official!! by MrCork(op): 3:58pm On Aug 11, 2013

[quote author=mondi_cheeks]This one wasn't given birth to by a woman undecided

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Romance › Re: Every Guy Biggest Problem..official!! by MrCork(op): 3:57pm On Aug 11, 2013

EL HOMBRE: They want everything but nothing. Like, you are suppose to be a mind reader...

...u no anythin about women? undecided

Romance › Re: Every Guy Biggest Problem..official!! by MrCork(op): 3:55pm On Aug 11, 2013

nyere84:

Dat num 4, got me laffing.

#Stares at Mr cork like a vulture rite now#

..holds Bible for protection! embarassed

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Romance › Re: Every Guy Biggest Problem..official!! by MrCork(op): 3:54pm On Aug 11, 2013

mechummy: but you still want us so quit whinning

...of course we want u..but do u obey? undecided

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Romance › Re: Every Guy Biggest Problem..official!! by MrCork(op): 2:48pm On Aug 11, 2013

^^^seems this 2 females are upset

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Christianity Etc › Re: Its Sunday: What Are You Asking God For? by MrCork: 2:38pm On Aug 11, 2013

addditional women! wink

Romance › Every Guy Biggest Problem..official!! by MrCork(op): 2:33pm On Aug 11, 2013

THE WOMAN ISSUE!!!...

1. Talking about marriage,kids & settling down…we HATE that topic!! angry

2. Ask how there day went & they will talk nonstop for 26 hours without food or water
3. we're supposed to know the answer to all questions to *TEST* if we're really their soul mates..They question u like a detective..
4. Silent treatment: ..you ask them what is wrong and they giv u silent treatment…start staring at u like a Vulture for no reason…as if u did sumthin wrong. ..Cant a guy cheat by mistake?..anyways! undecided

5. They cannot make a simple compliment towards another woman…Worse of all,. You mention another woman’s name…you in trouble! embarassed

6. They like to keep the house too tidy.. did we ever say we were not happy with the way it was? ..acting like our Mum!
7. They cry over anything: a sad movie, happy movie, Cartoon Movie, watchin Big Brother, bad haircut, a broken nail, etc..& expect us to clean up their emotional mess.

8. When it comes to shoppin or window shoppin.. they use maximum of 10 hours & still expect u to follow them around.

9. To show their superiority, will attack our weak spot: seexxx...talkin about when u didnt deliver..isnt the past supose to be the past? angry

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Romance › Re: ADVANTAGES OF SMALL BOSOMS IN WOMEN by MrCork: 12:03pm On Aug 11, 2013

...BIG BOOOBSI ARE SWEEETER TO DRINK...PIRRRIOD!! angry

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Romance › Re: Most Romantic Snack For A First Date!! by MrCork(op): 4:22am On Aug 11, 2013

[quote author=mondi_cheeks]Mind ur own business tongue

[/quote]...throws £1 coin on Mondi cheeks wide Somali loookin forehead angry

Romance › Re: Ladies...do You Think You Can Be In A Successful Relationship.... by MrCork: 4:21am On Aug 11, 2013

[quote author=Mrs.Chima]Hissssssss.[/quote]...aint givin up until i get that 2 rounds u promised me! lipsrsealed

Romance › Re: How To French-kiss A Babe Like A Gentleman - User Guide!!! by MrCork(op): 4:12am On Aug 11, 2013

Krasid: Pls elaborate number 4.The look,lookin,lookful,lookable part confused me.

...Ok..I say it again....

..STEP 4: ..u look the babe directly without lookin straight but while lookin wit one eye, u move onestep closer by lookinclose to the upper lipsbefore u kiss the lower lips so by the time the babe move close u r chewin the lower lip gently by lookin closely the upper lips before u french kisss tongueinher tongue wit yor tongue are lookin directly into her eye with one eye close & the other eye hal open but closed...

.. Gerrrrit? undecided

Romance › Re: What Annoys You The Most? by MrCork: 9:33pm On Aug 10, 2013*

...being chased by women left right & center! angry

Romance › Re: What Is D Craziest Thing U Have Ever Done To The Opposite Sex. by MrCork: 9:19pm On Aug 10, 2013

annnal..black women r now into it though

Romance › Re: Ladies...do You Think You Can Be In A Successful Relationship.... by MrCork: 7:59pm On Aug 10, 2013

[quote author=Mrs.Chima]With a Partner?

Do you?[/quote]OFFFICIAL POLL:

..Successful with MR CORK<<<<<< big YES!! wink

...Succcesful wit Ms Chima <<<<< Not in 152 millon yers! angry

Romance › Re: Romance Section Complaints and Suggestions Thread by MrCork: 7:10pm On Aug 10, 2013

[quote author=mondi_cheeks]Hey mods since my birthday is coming up soon and you guys are my best friends, what have you guys suggested on doing on my special day grin

im so excited i know you guys will make it the best birthday i have ever had cheesy

you guys are the best...[/quote] angry

Romance › Re: Most Romantic Snack For A First Date!! by MrCork(op): 6:55pm On Aug 10, 2013

Sanboy25: ^^^^ I thought your white babe Peggy was only feeding you balanced diet food...?

SANDBOY <<<<<< My next baby mama! wink

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