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..CONCLUSION: ..Our message to females...Please change yoro attitude coz we cant stand it! ![]() |
Sanboy25:...sweery dont worrry...u r preeetier than her...anyways I shuld be in France next week for a Conference meeting & please make sure u look nice! ![]() |
[quote author=mondi_cheeks]Rumour has it that u recently got a motor bike and u have started ur okada business in Enugu Mr Cork. How is it going so far?[/quote]....sweeery do u realize u the 2nd ugliest female on Nairaland according to official rumor??...are u aware? ![]() |
...Prooofs my point....we hav a problem..Men have a problem..serrrriously! ![]() |
..and did u notice ther r only 2 light skin females and juss 1 halfcast in the whole of Nairaland? ![]() |
[quote author=Maria-Goretti]...and you dislike dark-skin women because of the bullets you stated earlier, right?[/quote]....sweeery I never said darkskin females are uglier but they usualy uglier in a way kinda...but people say guys who date them are usually desperate...so i heard. ![]() |
caribchic: lmao @ maria trying to analyse mr.cork...boredom is real. Keep it up honey, i'm bored too ![]() |
[quote author=Maria-Goretti]well, i prefer 'repackaging'. As in, put each of them under a 'heading or title'...such as, LIKES, DISLIKES, ASSETS, OCCUPATION, LOCATION, HOBBIES, etc Do you understand what I mean now?[/quote] ..Anyways..… Likes: heavy Nyansh plus Big thigh & extra bottom, lightskin women, halfcast women, white women, Cornflakes, Fish & chips, Fanta Dislike: MOD, DarkSkin women Assets: 4 Properties, 1 Range Rover Sports (2008) & 1 Harley Davidson Sport Motocycle, 9 Tailor made Business suits & 14 Shoes. Occupation: Sales Location: London Peckham Wealth: Slightly rich Hobbies: Chasing women …anymore? ![]() |
[quote author=Maria-Goretti]well, i prefer 'repackaging'. As in, put each of them under a 'heading or title'...such as, LIKES, DISLIKES, ASSETS, OCCUPATION, LOCATION, HOBBIES, etc Do you understand what I mean now?[/quote]..no..sweery are u lightskin? ![]() |
..nice to know that females agree with our opnion..We so fed up we dont even no how to deal wit it..please advise! ![]() |
^^^this are the kinda issues real men have to deal with everyday...nagging! ![]() |
Iaz93: Who's your sweery.. Linda...calm down!! ![]() |
Iaz93: you hate kids!!! damn you!!! ...no oofeinse...sweeery.. of course we cant stand them...little things running around like rabbit loookin for carrot! ![]() |
[quote author=Maria-Goretti]ok....um, thats quite a lot. But its not actually easy for me to understand.[/quote]...should i type slowly? ![]() |
...ok..ther u go... ...6"2, Caramel complexsion,natural curly hair, 17inches loong Kondo,Londoner (Peckam based),Goood lookin, Handsome, cute, shy, romantic, hates stress, really really hates children or kids, hates cookin, hates loud mouths, hates darkskin females,dont truss black women, loves Corn lakes, loves baked beans, loves ish & chips, drives 2008 Range Rover Sports & owns a 2009 Harley Davidson Sport Motor Cycle, Single,Employed, Landlord,ownes 4 properties, cant trust women, No kids, lookin for Love, dates halfcast white women & lightskin lovelys,goes top Nigeria 4 times every years,ex model,Sporty guy-skate board, lookin for the faithful one, loves french kiss and a certified French kiss expert!! ![]() |
Goldenheart: ASUU strike is really working out for me. Here is just a sketch i made from biro n i scanned it in my new 3 in 1 hp deskjet. And with photoshop. I finished it....congrats....so u expect tink Nigerian babes will giv u punny in return? ![]() |
[quote author=Maria-Goretti]you know, at first, I thought your emotional level was ZERO.....but now, you just need to understand yourself first before you can be able to understand others. Now, my question is this... HOW WELL DO YOU KNOW YOURSELF?[/quote]...sweeery I dont gerrrit...what do u want to no?..u loookin foro hussband? ![]() |
[quote author=Maria-Goretti]you know, at first, I thought your emotional level was ZERO.....but now, you just need to understand yourself first before you can be able to understand others. Now, my question is this... HOW WELL DO YOU KNOW YOURSELF?[/quote]..which sef? ![]() |
[quote author=Maria-Goretti]jeez, you misunderstood me..[/quote]...sweeery u sound like wifey material & light skin..... i apologize...what is yor question & how can i help? ![]() |
..Am advicing my London bachelor friends to stay single...not to bother goin home!! ![]() |
[quote author=Maria-Goretti]Corky Cork, You know, some applications are really missing upstairs and most essentially, the application called COMMON SENSE..... Ok, lets hook up, so that I can help download and install it. Then, when we are sure its fully working well, we can download others like LOVE, TOLERANCE, ETC. WHAT SAY YA.....GOOD IDEA, RIGHT?[/quote]..u been to London? ![]() |
[quote author=Maria-Goretti]Corky Cork, You know, some applications are really missing upstairs and most essentially, the application called COMMON SENSE..... Ok, lets hook up, so that I can help download and install it. Then, when we are sure its fully working well, we can download others like LOVE, TOLERANCE, ETC. WHAT SAY YA.....GOOD IDEA, RIGHT?[/quote]….sweeeery WILL U GROW UP & STOP ACTIN LIKE A NIGERIAN ?? ….white women hear in London DO NOT act like that!! ![]() |
caribchic: Lmao i remember that woman ..sitting on the toilet. Disgraceful and hilarious at the same time lol..dammmm..dammm..sweeery u loook like ice cream & u look a wifey material & u make Sandboy look really really really ugly... by the way, do u belief in love at first sight?..sweeery are u single? ![]() |
^^^^she kinda looks liek Mrs Chima from her previous photo profile though...the one & only stubborn Mrs Chima of Nairaland! ![]() |
..ther u go....all they wannna to talk about marrigage, kids and settleing down.... in 2013? ![]()
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..ermm yea..by one Nigerian lessbo who tink she all that....cheeewpid goat!! ![]() |
...serrriously..itrs 2013 & women need to QUIT talkin abut Marraige, settlin down & worst of all..kid...we hate kids!!...kids running around up & down like rabbit lokin for carrot..tearin up yor Sofa...messin up yor CD rack....WE HATE THEM!! ![]() |
[quote author=Becacia_Barbie]LMAOOOO! some gals don suffer! btw not every lady out there likes it when a man starts talkn about marriage at d early stage of d rship...shws signs of being desperate to get a wife and all! so u guys shud stop feeling ontop of d world! we ve so many men out there aswell, dying to get a woman just to share their surnames abeg! btw this thread is really hilariousss! made my night last night...made my evening today. lol[/quote]..Becacia_Barbie <<<<<<< 1000,00,000,0000% truest wifey material wit the best comment ever...I bet she lightskin & I bet she from London...My kinda babe! ![]() |
onegig: You know we all do love our ladies. This thread is just for laughs. Nothing posted here is a reflection of how we see things even they truly happened...which love? ![]() |
[quote author=Mrs.Chima]This mugu.[/quote]...Ms Chima..…sadly u seem to be under the illusion that u r a lady…..anyways..i will try my best to find u a man though! ![]() |
.....so sad how guys are playin Mr Nice guy and not contributing to the thread simply becoz they tink they will get reward from a babe…..keep dreamin!! ![]() …Well am glad The REAL FEARLESS BIG BOY & MEN have contributed and are on my side!! ![]() |
....Guys chill out…how can I hate black women, Nigerian women or darkskin women when ama playa??.. ..i love women… and has anyone notice that even the females agree with me on this thread? ..the only people moaning so far seems to be the feminine males who wear pink shirt! ![]() |
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?? Nigga, you gay