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Romance › Re: Every Guy Biggest Problem..official!! by MrCork(op): 12:01am On Aug 15, 2013
..CONCLUSION: ..Our message to females...Please change yoro attitude coz we cant stand it! angry
Romance › Re: Every Guy Biggest Problem..official!! by MrCork(op): 11:52pm On Aug 14, 2013
Sanboy25: undecided
...sweery dont worrry...u r preeetier than her...anyways I shuld be in France next week for a Conference meeting & please make sure u look nice! wink
Romance › Re: Every Guy Biggest Problem..official!! by MrCork(op): 11:00pm On Aug 14, 2013
[quote author=mondi_cheeks]Rumour has it that u recently got a motor bike and u have started ur okada business in Enugu Mr Cork. How is it going so far?[/quote]....sweeery do u realize u the 2nd ugliest female on Nairaland according to official rumor??...are u aware? undecided
Romance › Re: Every Guy Biggest Problem..official!! by MrCork(op): 10:29pm On Aug 14, 2013
...Prooofs my point....we hav a problem..Men have a problem..serrrriously! angry
Romance › Re: Every Guy Biggest Problem..official!! by MrCork(op): 10:27pm On Aug 14, 2013
..and did u notice ther r only 2 light skin females and juss 1 halfcast in the whole of Nairaland? undecided
Romance › Re: Every Guy Biggest Problem..official!! by MrCork(op): 10:25pm On Aug 14, 2013
[quote author=Maria-Goretti]...and you dislike dark-skin women because of the bullets you stated earlier, right?[/quote]....sweeery I never said darkskin females are uglier but they usualy uglier in a way kinda...but people say guys who date them are usually desperate...so i heard. angry
Romance › Re: Every Guy Biggest Problem..official!! by MrCork(op): 10:21pm On Aug 14, 2013
caribchic: lmao @ maria trying to analyse mr.cork...boredom is real. Keep it up honey, i'm bored too grin
angry
Romance › Re: Every Guy Biggest Problem..official!! by MrCork(op): 2:55pm On Aug 14, 2013
[quote author=Maria-Goretti]well, i prefer 'repackaging'.
As in, put each of them under a 'heading or title'...such as, LIKES, DISLIKES, ASSETS, OCCUPATION, LOCATION, HOBBIES, etc



Do you understand what I mean now?[/quote]

..Anyways..…

Likes: heavy Nyansh plus Big thigh & extra bottom, lightskin women, halfcast women, white women, Cornflakes, Fish & chips, Fanta
Dislike: MOD, DarkSkin women
Assets: 4 Properties, 1 Range Rover Sports (2008) & 1 Harley Davidson Sport Motocycle, 9 Tailor made Business suits & 14 Shoes.
Occupation: Sales
Location: London Peckham
Wealth: Slightly rich
Hobbies: Chasing women


…anymore? smiley

Romance › Re: Every Guy Biggest Problem..official!! by MrCork(op): 2:37pm On Aug 14, 2013
[quote author=Maria-Goretti]well, i prefer 'repackaging'.
As in, put each of them under a 'heading or title'...such as, LIKES, DISLIKES, ASSETS, OCCUPATION, LOCATION, HOBBIES, etc



Do you understand what I mean now?[/quote]..no..sweery are u lightskin? undecided
Romance › Re: Every Guy Biggest Problem..official!! by MrCork(op): 12:52pm On Aug 14, 2013
..nice to know that females agree with our opnion..We so fed up we dont even no how to deal wit it..please advise! undecided
Romance › Re: Every Guy Biggest Problem..official!! by MrCork(op):
^^^this are the kinda issues real men have to deal with everyday...nagging! embarassed
Romance › Re: Every Guy Biggest Problem..official!! by MrCork(op): 12:03pm On Aug 14, 2013
Iaz93: Who's your sweeryhuh?? Nigga, you gayhuh??
.. Linda...calm down!! angry
Romance › Re: Every Guy Biggest Problem..official!! by MrCork(op): 9:39am On Aug 14, 2013
Iaz93: you hate kids!!! damn you!!! ...no oofeinse
...sweeery.. of course we cant stand them...little things running around like rabbit loookin for carrot! angry
Romance › Re: Every Guy Biggest Problem..official!! by MrCork(op): 9:37am On Aug 14, 2013
[quote author=Maria-Goretti]ok....um, thats quite a lot. But its not actually easy for me to understand.[/quote]...should i type slowly? undecided
Romance › Re: Every Guy Biggest Problem..official!! by MrCork(op):
...ok..ther u go...

...6"2, Caramel complexsion,natural curly hair, 17inches loong Kondo,Londoner (Peckam based),Goood lookin, Handsome, cute, shy, romantic, hates stress, really really hates children or kids, hates cookin, hates loud mouths, hates darkskin females,dont truss black women, loves Corn lakes, loves baked beans, loves ish & chips, drives 2008 Range Rover Sports & owns a 2009 Harley Davidson Sport Motor Cycle, Single,Employed, Landlord,ownes 4 properties, cant trust women, No kids, lookin for Love, dates halfcast white women & lightskin lovelys,goes top Nigeria 4 times every years,ex model,Sporty guy-skate board, lookin for the faithful one, loves french kiss and a certified French kiss expert!!
angry
Art, Graphics & Video › Re: A Nairalander's Comic Book Made With Pen & Photoshop by MrCork: 6:33am On Aug 14, 2013
Goldenheart: ASUU strike is really working out for me. Here is just a sketch i made from biro n i scanned it in my new 3 in 1 hp deskjet. And with photoshop. I finished it.
I am working on few comic book with cool story line.
...congrats....so u expect tink Nigerian babes will giv u punny in return? angry
Romance › Re: Every Guy Biggest Problem..official!! by MrCork(op): 5:35pm On Aug 13, 2013
[quote author=Maria-Goretti]you know, at first, I thought your emotional level was ZERO.....but now, you just need to understand yourself first before you can be able to understand others.



Now, my question is this...
HOW WELL DO YOU KNOW YOURSELF?[/quote]...sweeery I dont gerrrit...what do u want to no?..u loookin foro hussband? undecided
Romance › Re: Every Guy Biggest Problem..official!! by MrCork(op): 5:32pm On Aug 13, 2013
[quote author=Maria-Goretti]you know, at first, I thought your emotional level was ZERO.....but now, you just need to understand yourself first before you can be able to understand others.



Now, my question is this...
HOW WELL DO YOU KNOW YOURSELF?[/quote]..which sef? angry
Romance › Re: Every Guy Biggest Problem..official!! by MrCork(op): 2:37pm On Aug 13, 2013
[quote author=Maria-Goretti]jeez, you misunderstood me..[/quote]...sweeery u sound like wifey material & light skin..... i apologize...what is yor question & how can i help? smiley
Romance › Re: Every Guy Biggest Problem..official!! by MrCork(op): 1:18pm On Aug 13, 2013
..Am advicing my London bachelor friends to stay single...not to bother goin home!! angry
Romance › Re: Every Guy Biggest Problem..official!! by MrCork(op): 10:08am On Aug 13, 2013
[quote author=Maria-Goretti]Corky Cork,
You know, some applications are really missing upstairs and most essentially, the application called COMMON SENSE.....
Ok, lets hook up, so that I can help download and install it. Then, when we are sure its fully working well, we can download others like LOVE, TOLERANCE, ETC.


WHAT SAY YA.....GOOD IDEA, RIGHT?[/quote]..u been to London? undecided
Romance › Re: Every Guy Biggest Problem..official!! by MrCork(op): 9:12am On Aug 13, 2013
[quote author=Maria-Goretti]Corky Cork,
You know, some applications are really missing upstairs and most essentially, the application called COMMON SENSE.....
Ok, lets hook up, so that I can help download and install it. Then, when we are sure its fully working well, we can download others like LOVE, TOLERANCE, ETC.


WHAT SAY YA.....GOOD IDEA, RIGHT?[/quote]….sweeeery WILL U GROW UP & STOP ACTIN LIKE A NIGERIAN ?? ….white women hear in London DO NOT act like that!! angry
Romance › Re: Every Guy Biggest Problem..official!! by MrCork(op): 10:32pm On Aug 12, 2013
caribchic: Lmao i remember that woman ..sitting on the toilet. Disgraceful and hilarious at the same time lol grin
..dammmm..dammm..sweeery u loook like ice cream & u look a wifey material & u make Sandboy look really really really ugly... by the way, do u belief in love at first sight?..sweeery are u single? tongue
Romance › Re: Every Guy Biggest Problem..official!! by MrCork(op): 10:26pm On Aug 12, 2013
^^^^she kinda looks liek Mrs Chima from her previous photo profile though...the one & only stubborn Mrs Chima of Nairaland! embarassed
Romance › Re: Every Guy Biggest Problem..official!! by MrCork(op): 10:24pm On Aug 12, 2013
..ther u go....all they wannna to talk about marrigage, kids and settleing down.... in 2013? undecided

Romance › Re: Have You Ever Being Slapped By A Lady Before by MrCork: 10:20pm On Aug 12, 2013
..ermm yea..by one Nigerian lessbo who tink she all that....cheeewpid goat!! angry
Romance › Re: Every Guy Biggest Problem..official!! by MrCork(op): 10:17pm On Aug 12, 2013
...serrriously..itrs 2013 & women need to QUIT talkin abut Marraige, settlin down & worst of all..kid...we hate kids!!...kids running around up & down like rabbit lokin for carrot..tearin up yor Sofa...messin up yor CD rack....WE HATE THEM!! angry
Romance › Re: Every Guy Biggest Problem..official!! by MrCork(op): 10:14pm On Aug 12, 2013
[quote author=Becacia_Barbie]LMAOOOO! some gals don suffer! btw not every lady out there likes it when a man starts talkn about marriage at d early stage of d rship...shws signs of being desperate to get a wife and all! so u guys shud stop feeling ontop of d world! we ve so many men out there aswell, dying to get a woman just to share their surnames abeg!

btw this thread is really hilariousss! made my night last night...made my evening today. lol[/quote]..Becacia_Barbie <<<<<<< 1000,00,000,0000% truest wifey material wit the best comment ever...I bet she lightskin & I bet she from London...My kinda babe! wink
Romance › Re: Every Guy Biggest Problem..official!! by MrCork(op): 10:08pm On Aug 12, 2013
onegig: You know we all do love our ladies. This thread is just for laughs. Nothing posted here is a reflection of how we see things even they truly happened
.in mr cork's voice. Sweary..are you fresh and have no pimplessmiley. Are you also a stress free wife material.lol
...which love?angry
Romance › Re: Every Guy Biggest Problem..official!! by MrCork(op): 5:12pm On Aug 12, 2013
[quote author=Mrs.Chima]This mugu.[/quote]...Ms Chima..…sadly u seem to be under the illusion that u r a lady…..anyways..i will try my best to find u a man though! undecided
Romance › Re: Every Guy Biggest Problem..official!! by MrCork(op): 4:55pm On Aug 12, 2013
.....so sad how guys are playin Mr Nice guy and not contributing to the thread simply becoz they tink they will get reward from a babe…..keep dreamin!! angry

…Well am glad The REAL FEARLESS BIG BOY & MEN have contributed and are on my side!!
smiley
Romance › Re: Every Guy Biggest Problem..official!! by MrCork(op): 4:41pm On Aug 12, 2013
....Guys chill out…how can I hate black women, Nigerian women or darkskin women when ama playa??.. ..i love women… and has anyone notice that even the females agree with me on this thread? ..the only people moaning so far seems to be the feminine males who wear pink shirt! angry

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