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Romance › Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by MrCork(op): 1:38am On May 30, 2013

Sanboy25:
What do you mean by 'attitude' ?

.... Attitude: ..when No means yes! undecided

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Romance › Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by MrCork(op): 1:21am On May 30, 2013

Sanboy25:
That's braids, good night anyway.

...anyways SWEERY.. u loook goood.. ..I will fix up one of my guys wit u...AND PLISS...NO ATTITUDE!!! angry

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Romance › Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by MrCork(op): 1:17am On May 30, 2013

Sanboy25:
Nobody is trying to toast you dear, I do not wear weaves...
Good for you if you're really a gift to women.

...errrm Sweeery...I juss counted 12 weave on yor head...its on yor picture profile.. Dont lie! undecided

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Politics › Re: Trained Police Dogs Foil Boko-Haram Infiltration by MrCork: 1:13am On May 30, 2013

...I bet the Police Dog's name is BINGO!! undecided

Romance › Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by MrCork(op): 1:10am On May 30, 2013

Sanboy25:
Hahaha, you mad ?

...Sweeery u beerrra dont let Nairaland females catch u tryin to toast me...they will come afta yor weave (truss me)...Am like the god's gift to women! undecided

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Romance › Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by MrCork(op): 1:02am On May 30, 2013

Sanboy25:
As real as yours my dear.

Romance › Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by MrCork(op): 12:59am On May 30, 2013

..Guys..Dont let babes like Sanboy fool u coz u can get her...truss me!...STEP 1 gets u any babe..truss me!! angry

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Romance › Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by MrCork(op): 12:54am On May 30, 2013

Sanboy25:
I'll then show you my Rolls Royce keys... simple.

..Toy keys?? undecided

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Romance › Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by MrCork(op): 12:49am On May 30, 2013*

Sanboy25:
Hahaha, I'm not one of those guys because I'm a woman.

...yea..if u say so!!. ... and what if I show u my 2010 Range Rover keys?? angry

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Romance › Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by MrCork(op): 12:42am On May 30, 2013

Sanboy25:
You'll not get me with steps 1 to 4...
For step 5, that's a given, I would not listen to you if you're not expressing yourself correctly...

......oh really??.... r u one of those guys who chat up females wit Juju?? undecided

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Nairaland General › Re: Nairalander's - Nigerian Tag :) by MrCork: 12:39am On May 30, 2013*

...Ladies....r u babes juss goin to sit ther and let *Kondo* rise??... DO SUMTIN...plisss!! tongue

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Nairaland General › Re: Nairalander's - Nigerian Tag :) by MrCork: 11:50pm On May 29, 2013

adaobi123: you no dey sleep ?

...sweery I cant sleeep..My Kondo keeps standin up! undecided

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Nairaland General › Re: Nairalander's - Nigerian Tag :) by MrCork: 11:43pm On May 29, 2013

Ishilove: Bah! Do you think she is as uncivilised as you Peckham folks?

....sAY whAT?? .....Sweery ADAOBI....wher are u?? ... SLAP HER FACE!!!! angry

Romance › GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by MrCork(op): 11:38pm On May 29, 2013*

STEP 1
When she walks pass u, turn round and ask her if she related to like beyansi ...she smiles & then u move in! (bang!) wink

STEP 2
Ask her for the time..she tells u...then u ask her when u can move in!!... (bang!) angry

STEP 3
Your hair....Bro u need to sort out yor hair coz women still love Jeery curls in 2013...truss me (apply AfroSheen or BarrySheen) angry

STEP 4
Perfume; .. Bro, get a pefume.... if You cant afford it, juss use air fresher & tell her its body spray (but do not tell her the name...tell her u forgot). wink

STEP 5
GUYS..PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE Plan yor grammmer before u release it...its never good move to start toastin a babe in pigieon english or yr native language. angry

..Hope this helps.. Good Lock! angry

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Celebrities › Re: Picture Of WIZKID'S Younger Sister by MrCork: 10:26pm On May 29, 2013*

...is she a man?...love to nyansh that though! tongue

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Romance › Re: Letter To My Nigerian Ladies by MrCork: 10:24pm On May 29, 2013

OP..MY MAIN MAN!!!... Nigerian women can never be trussed..SOLUTION: WHITE WOMEN.. ..holla at me and I will hook u up with at least 3 babes!!! angry

Nairaland General › Re: Nairalander's - Nigerian Tag :) by MrCork: 10:10pm On May 29, 2013

otele: perhaps you'll like chris de burgh

...huh?...Askin a London babe if she listens to Chris De burg?..in 2013?? ...Bro do u hav televison? (no oofeinse) undecided

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Nairaland General › Re: Nairalander's - Nigerian Tag :) by MrCork: 9:57pm On May 29, 2013*

Ishilove: Teaching him will be quite challenging because he is very uncultured, but I like challenges

.....hmmmm... u berrra dont let Sweery Adaobi catch u tryin to toast me...she will beat the Nigeria outter u! undecided

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Nairaland General › Re: Nairalander's - Nigerian Tag :) by MrCork: 7:28pm On May 29, 2013

..u people now have Skpe ther in Nigeria??....its a miracle! undecided

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Nairaland General › Re: Nairalander's - Nigerian Tag :) by MrCork: 7:27pm On May 29, 2013

Ishilove: What is your name, Corky J? Why do you deliberately misspell words? I know it's part of your act so don't give me crap. Why are you so bent on aggravating Nigerians? What do you do for a living?

I suspect you are a nice, quiet guy off NL, so why are you such an a-hole on NL?

Answer these questions and you stand the chance to win a skype date with Ishilove!

....ok..so u want a date wit me but then u call me a A*** hole on NL?? ...keep dreamin!! angry

Nairaland General › Re: Nairalander's - Nigerian Tag :) by MrCork: 6:55pm On May 29, 2013*

otele: Infact I'll be right back. Let me consult my spambot virus expert, I need to send a serious virus to that spambot/antispambot that had the guts to ban my girl right before my eyes

Call it cyber war or cyber terror or whatever, it has started. Nobody, I repeat nobody and no software/hardware/whatever can touch my girl and wt away with it

Bull S-h-i-t is not real S-h-i-t

..OTILIOLE...YOU THIS AFRICAN GAY WITCH DOCTOR....BAKKK THE F*** OFF MY WOMAN!!! angry

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Romance › Re: Can A Relationship Survive Without S3X?.... by MrCork: 5:28pm On May 29, 2013*

..i prefer to eat punny angry

Romance › Re: Open Letter To Women by MrCork: 5:16pm On May 29, 2013

...this is a seriiioUs thread to help black females & dark skin womens...all they do is give u stress & they never Obey....THANK U OP!! angry

Nairaland General › Re: Nairalander's - Nigerian Tag :) by MrCork: 5:12pm On May 29, 2013*

Ishilove: It's his interactions with Nigerians that is improving his grammar

....corrreection: .. My english decorikacated the day I started talkin to Homebased Nigerians online...I dont even use full stop anymore undecided

Romance › Re: It Pays To Be Handsome. by MrCork: 3:18pm On May 29, 2013

...loooooong hiisssss...u dont see me flauntin around my goood loooks....Londoners have swags! undecided

Romance › Re: Mr Nairaland June 2013 Contest - NOMINATIONS & VERIFICATIONS by MrCork: 3:04pm On May 29, 2013

..why is my name not on the list? angry

Nairaland General › Re: Nairalander's - Nigerian Tag :) by MrCork: 3:01pm On May 29, 2013

ckkris: If the English people don't steal from around the world they would have started to death. From stealing from Spanish Galleons to looting India, Australia, South Africa, Ghanaian Gold, etc. Which Prime Minister's son was caught overthrowing an African Govt, in order to give himself oil wells? Enjoy electricity 24/7, but allow others to enjoy whatever they've got. Is anyone anywhere envious of England?

.. ermm wot exactly r u enjoyin?..Sun? undecided

Romance › Re: Is Age Really A Number?? ...we are Confused....please Advise! by MrCork(op): 2:56pm On May 29, 2013

Orikinla: Yes. As long as she is not married.

Imagine a 16 year old hottie saying she could be my future wife and she meant it.

...errrm Bro..Nothin wrong in chasin married womens coz I do it all the time... Somebody needs to make them happy! undecided

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