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Nairaland General › Re: Nairalander's - Nigerian Tag :) by MrCork: 11:14am On May 24, 2013
Ishilove: Who was killed?
...how can they hear anythin there in Nigeria wen they neva have light?? undecided
Nairaland General › Re: Nairalander's - Nigerian Tag :) by MrCork: 12:35am On May 23, 2013
**** puts pyjamas back on*** angry
Nairaland General › Re: Nairalander's - Nigerian Tag :) by MrCork: 12:32am On May 23, 2013
adaobi123: go sleep grin
...serrriiious loooong hisssss!! angry
Nairaland General › Re: Nairalander's - Nigerian Tag :) by MrCork: 12:31am On May 23, 2013
****** gettin ready & loookin for 2010 Range Rover sports car keys**** cheesy
Nairaland General › Re: Nairalander's - Nigerian Tag :) by MrCork: 12:29am On May 23, 2013
adaobi123: Im okay o !

Thanks for asking
...sweeery since am caring guy..why dont i pop over tonite & tell u a romantic bedtime story about a lion and a tortoise...juss wanna make sure u hav sweet dreams tongue
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Ladies..guess What? by MrCork(op): 12:18am On May 23, 2013
..am single...pliss holla if u loookin for a man & pliss hurry...No attitude,pliss! angry
Nairaland General › Re: Nairalander's - Nigerian Tag :) by MrCork: 12:16am On May 23, 2013
toshmann: Abeg somebody confirm for me, is it 10.25pm in London now?
Bc I can smell bed time for someone here grin
...huh...u people dont hav light ther in Nigeria? undecided
Nairaland General › Re: Nairalander's - Nigerian Tag :) by MrCork: 12:15am On May 23, 2013
...My sweery Adabi...i live in wooolwich. .. r u ok? undecided
Nairaland General › Re: Nairalander's - Nigerian Tag :) by MrCork: 11:47am On May 21, 2013
..Adaobi...sweeey am havin a Swimming pool party at my place next week...do u people where thong in Nigeria?? kiss
Science/Technology › Re: Why Do Mosquitoes Buzz In Our Ears? by MrCork: 9:29pm On May 18, 2013
...MOSSKITO fly at night,...they work for wicthes! angry
Romance › Re: Why Do We Like Slim Girls But Get More Attracted To Bbw? by MrCork: 11:19am On May 17, 2013
fubbyy: The media has made being slim a super look every girl must have which has made some girls starve themselves in the name of looking for slim fit

I keep asking my self why do we(not all though) want pretty slim girls but always get attracted to bbw(big beautiful women)especially the ones with big hips and big boobs, every time you hear and read about how super hot slim girls are but in real life bbw gets all the attention

Where I work presently we have many clients that are slim pretty girls but there is a new bbw in the house and guess what? All attention goes to her,even slim girls observe this too,one slim fit chick was thinking out loud why men chase bbw around but praise slim ones on media and internet

When I was dating a slim chick she comes around with all her friends except one chubby one,she never wanted me talking to see the girl,one day she opened up that men so much admire chubby girls so for that she's too careful

Bbw wins slim girls any day any time(no offence to slim girls o) I might not be correct but am just writing out my observance,I know some slim chicks will hate me for this thread,una fine o but bbw are finer, I can't just help it but say it

The aim of writing this thread is to let all the bbw know how hot they are and to also ask why men(not all)like slim girls only online but always chase bbw in real life

Has any1 ever notice this? Am not generalizing but keep a pretty slim girl and a bbw, 70% men will go for the bbw
...big Nyansh plus Extra Bottom!!! tongue
Celebrities › Re: Bikini Pictures Of Some Top African Female Celebrities by MrCork: 11:15am On May 17, 2013
Steven Jay01: Am not gay just a more balanced person than you dude!Am so sure you would have gotten your bed wet just sightin those pictures
.....holy molly sweet mother of jerico....dammm..wish she can jusss choke me twice wit that Booooobsi!!tongue
Celebrities › Re: Bukky Wright Spotted Without Makeup. by MrCork: 11:12am On May 17, 2013
ohaleoghene: Please Mr cork , go for some English classes
...huh? ..u ever bein to London?? undecided
Celebrities › Re: Mo'nique Reveals 80-pound Weight Loss by MrCork: 11:10am On May 17, 2013
ROSYL: Good stuff...I lost 20KG in 8wks.I'm addicted to exercise.
...really.. can i check it? undecided
Celebrities › Re: Rihanna Caught In Lesbian Act With Another Girl At A Night Club (PHOTOS) by MrCork: 9:39pm On May 16, 2013
MalasparkBlog: A recent photos/report by MediaTakeOut unvieled a bunch of photos showing star singer, Rihanna having a very good time with her girls..

Seems like a bit of innocent fun until the singer decided the get r á unchy with it. These photos just seemed to fuel the rumors that Rihanna could be considering becoming a lésbian.

http://www.malaspark.com/2013/05/rihanna-caught-in-lesbian-act-with.html?m=0
...huh? ...bro, u dont like lessbains? ...in 2013?? .. u sure u not.. undecided
Celebrities › Re: Mo'nique Reveals 80-pound Weight Loss by MrCork:
CFCfan: I thought u didn't like dark-skinned ladies?
..true..true...cant dark skin females (no oofeinse) ! angry
Celebrities › Re: Rita Dominic Is The Most Stylish African Actress by MrCork: 9:35pm On May 16, 2013
...HUH?...stylish,Nigerian, dark skin & no Nyansh??....THIS IS TOTALLLLY INACEPATABLE!!!! angry
Celebrities › Re: Mo'nique Reveals 80-pound Weight Loss by MrCork:
..huh?... 80 pound and no Nyansh??...WOMAN HAVIN No NYANSH IS ILLEGAL & TOTTTALY UNACEPTABLE!!! angry
Romance › Re: You Men Cheat On Your Wives All The Time by MrCork: 4:20pm On May 16, 2013
....anyways...Men cheat simply becoz we value there partners more..i do,anyeays. ..ok, can u imagine askin yor partner for annnasexxx?? ..NO NO...nah, u only do that from a babe u cheatin with..coz u respect yor woman.

...This means womens NEED to be grateful and QUIT moaning!! ..white womens dont moan like that! (true story)
angry
Romance › Re: You Men Cheat On Your Wives All The Time by MrCork: 4:15pm On May 16, 2013
[quote author=igbo_barbie]Thanks babe i really do not take shit[/quote]..WARNING!!!! ....IBO barbie is not a wifey material!!! angry
Politics › Re: Why Do Nigerians Leave Their Light Bulbs On In Day Time. by MrCork: 1:19pm On May 16, 2013
.. for fear of evil spirt undecided
Celebrities › Re: Wizkid Buys 2013 Porsche Panamera S by MrCork: 12:48pm On May 16, 2013
...ITS NO BIG DEAL....i drive 2010 Porsche Boxster convertable (metalic grey)..truss me! undecided
Jokes Etc › Re: Condom by MrCork: 11:54am On May 16, 2013
..17inches looong is no joke and i cant even find my size undecided
Politics › Re: 40 Prisoners Freed In Katsina by MrCork: 11:51am On May 16, 2013
..where they Nigerians? undecided
Romance › Re: She Doesn't Like Wearing Gowns For Me. by MrCork:
RedBenson: I think i really like or shld i say luv my girl that i want to keep her for good. I appreciate girls with smart gowns so much which i find it very sexy esp. wit those ones revealing and reshaping the bombom. This made me to introduce to my girl to be putting on gowns esp. any time she comes my house. I even went as far as taking her out to pick some more gowns so she wont have anyhing to complain abt. But my annoyance is that she doesnt like putting those gown and am beginning to get angry with her. When i ask why, she said she is uncomfortable wit it. What shld i do now?
...Bro...GOWNS look seeexy ONLy on light skin females & halfcast babes...so u hav no choice but to beg her! wink

...but if she dark skin..dont botha...SEND HER PAKIN!
angry
Romance › Re: She Doesn't Like Wearing Gowns For Me. by MrCork: 11:37am On May 16, 2013
[quote author=igbo_barbie]Am above your level so go hug a transformer :-p[/quote]^^^^ typical village girl wit tribal marks...they juss too aggresive! undecided
Nairaland General › Re: Nairalander's - Nigerian Tag :) by MrCork:
spikes C: Calling me a ghanaian is an insult. I am a proud igbo man of the federal republic of Nigeria. Gerrit undecided
.. Ok Bingo.... calm down .. Congrats!! undecided
Romance › Re: She Doesn't Like Wearing Gowns For Me. by MrCork: 11:19pm On May 15, 2013
[quote author=igbo_barbie]I bet you would love to know :-P[/quote]...you fine? undecided
Romance › Re: She Doesn't Like Wearing Gowns For Me. by MrCork: 10:50pm On May 15, 2013
[quote author=igbo_barbie]^that means you do not truly love her. Smdh[/quote]..Ibo & barbie? .....am confused?...how do they relate? (no ofeinse) undecided
Nairaland General › Re: Nairalander's - Nigerian Tag :) by MrCork:
spikes C: Move into where cheesy
....who in the name of Mr cork is dis Ghana boy?... is yor name sweeery Adaobi?? angry

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