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SLIDE waxie: she said, 'come for shopping', and u are thinking of sex. U need a brian transplant!...huh?..i need brain transplant coz I love rich married women wit nice legs? ![]() |
ckkris: Never as bad as putting on airs in England. Nigerian swag is real....huh??...swag in Nigeria??... wher they where Sun Glasses at Night? ![]() |
Ishilove: I have a feeling it's all an act...sweeery when u come to London.. I will take u to a special plcae we call: TRAFALGUA SQUARE.. u can take nice pictures with Pigeions & parrots standin on your head... I no u will love it! (no ofeinsese) ![]() |
kaboninc: Excuse me......what's really going on here? Pls you guys should take your boring conversations to your rooms upstairs. And don't forget to tell yourselves how you spent your children's day. I have an important guest today! Smh...Sweery kabiru...dont u hav skoool homework?? ![]() |
slymm: Damn...@OP, you can not cure stupid! Its a default setting. ...tank you Bingo... ..you need *Anger Management Classes* ![]() |
...Ladies..if yor very light skin, half cast or white ..& u been to London..then I will vote for u! ....Periiod! ![]() |
SECURITY WOMAN: I knew there was something weird about Mr Cork. I see. Please tell me more?..Sweet Hat..am Not sure if its normaly to read backwards yor village but the thread clearly says:.. PLEASE ADVISE....not PLEASE TELL ME MORE?? ..BLACK WOMEN!! ![]() |
Afam4eva: Have you watched this movie? It's an Ukwuani movie. I'm currently watching it and it's interesting....so u want me to watch IBO movie coz u tink its interestin?...do u realize am from London Peckam?? ![]() |
spikes C: Awwwww, and you're stuck in Peckam's slums and can't get back to Nigeria......correction: ..we hav 24 hours electricity supply in peckam... Electricity is Nigeria is twice a month..with Mosskitos included! ![]() |
...any light skin femamles, white womens or half cast babes hear? ![]() |
...Phew!!.. juss found the keys to my 2010 Range Rover sports under my custom built £6,000 eletric water bed. ![]() |
Ishilove: Victoria Garden City, Lagos Island....really??...yor face is full of mooskito bites & u claim u live in Victora island?.... how is that possible?.. Village girl! ![]() |
...Sweeeery forget all this yung kids like SPIKE C attemptin to taost u...they stuck in Nigerian and they cant get visa...anyways, we need to link up so i can show u how a queen like u shuld be treated.. U been to nando? ![]() |
..sweery adaobi.. hav u been to Coko bar near elepant and castul? |
spikes C: Stop smiling at that boy ![]() |
spikes C: Naaah, am trying to lure you to bed...Spike C <<<<<< Peter file ![]() |
spikes C: Adaobi sweery, i have 2 tickets to go see barney...u wanna come...huh?...u people know of Barney in Nigeria??..Nigeria has relly advance! ![]() |
..STORY!!!...YES or NO?? ...would u hit it or not? ![]() |
..he waz probably tryin to escape from Nigerian women ![]() |
....Alyricist★Laura..who in the bloooomin name of Mr Cork are u?... ![]() |
....I am the sexxxxesst Guy on nairaland! (true Story) ![]() |
adaobi123: Warreva....ok I dont wanna press...how about french kiss? ![]() |
toshmann: Which one be VGC?...Bro, that village girl is lyin....joh!! ![]() |
adaobi123: Press me ?..huh??..wot in the name of Mr Cork is Asaronto?....anyways,sweery i juss weanna press a little..i swaaar ama gentleman & i be gentle ![]() |
..the topic clearly says:...Please advise... not Please cuss!! ![]() |
adaobi123: Na only disco you know ?...sweeery it will be a great disco & u will enjoy it.... i juss want to *press* u a little (ama great dancer) ![]() |
Ishilove: I am located at VGC, Lagos IslandVDC?? ...wha tha fok is that?? ...sweery are u one of thoise Lagos girls that fly around at night with brooom stick?... ![]() |
...what in the name is Mr Cork is this thread about? ![]() |
pweeryambre: My dear, u are off the hook! Having flings with loose married women who even expect u to disappear quickly is not a relationship. We know d kind of relationship OP is talkin abt here....Bro, married womens are more sweeter to nyansh and i enjoy them better. i slept with another one only 2 days ago..U shuld try it! ![]() |
..its a simple yes or no: would u nak it? YES OR NO? ![]() |
eze moses: yep i think age does count. a 63year old is like a grandma dude. even if the legs are still fine but its scary..bro, she is a widow and she wants me to come shoppin with her...i want to hit it but am confused. 4real..she is rich & her husband waz italian ![]() |
..Sweery Adaobi...sweeery can i take u to disco next week in return for Nukkky?? ![]() |
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