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Romance › Re: Is Age Really A Number?? ...we are Confused....please Advise! by MrCork(op):
SLIDE waxie: she said, 'come for shopping', and u are thinking of sex. U need a brian transplant!
...huh?..i need brain transplant coz I love rich married women wit nice legs? undecided
Nairaland General › Re: Nairalander's - Nigerian Tag :) by MrCork:
ckkris: Never as bad as putting on airs in England. Nigerian swag is real.
...huh??...swag in Nigeria??... wher they where Sun Glasses at Night? undecided
Nairaland General › Re: Nairalander's - Nigerian Tag :) by MrCork: 12:23pm On May 29, 2013
Ishilove: I have a feeling it's all an act
...sweeery when u come to London.. I will take u to a special plcae we call: TRAFALGUA SQUARE.. u can take nice pictures with Pigeions & parrots standin on your head... I no u will love it! (no ofeinsese) angry
Nairaland General › Re: Nairalander's - Nigerian Tag :) by MrCork: 12:17pm On May 29, 2013
kaboninc: Excuse me......what's really going on here? Pls you guys should take your boring conversations to your rooms upstairs. And don't forget to tell yourselves how you spent your children's day. I have an important guest today! Smh
...Sweery kabiru...dont u hav skoool homework?? angry
Romance › Re: Is Age Really A Number?? ...we are Confused....please Advise! by MrCork(op):
slymm: Damn...@OP, you can not cure stupid! Its a default setting.

...tank you Bingo... ..you need *Anger Management Classes*
undecided
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland June 2013 Contest - NOMINATIONS & VERIFICATIONS. by MrCork: 11:55am On May 29, 2013
...Ladies..if yor very light skin, half cast or white ..& u been to London..then I will vote for u! ....Periiod! angry
Romance › Re: Is Age Really A Number?? ...we are Confused....please Advise! by MrCork(op): 10:10am On May 29, 2013
SECURITY WOMAN: I knew there was something weird about Mr Cork. I see. Please tell me more?
..Sweet Hat..am Not sure if its normaly to read backwards yor village but the thread clearly says:.. PLEASE ADVISE....not PLEASE TELL ME MORE?? ..BLACK WOMEN!! embarassed
Nairaland General › Re: Nairalander's - Nigerian Tag :) by MrCork: 2:00am On May 29, 2013
Afam4eva: Have you watched this movie? It's an Ukwuani movie. I'm currently watching it and it's interesting.
...so u want me to watch IBO movie coz u tink its interestin?...do u realize am from London Peckam?? angry
Nairaland General › Re: Nairalander's - Nigerian Tag :) by MrCork: 7:07pm On May 28, 2013
spikes C: Awwwww, and you're stuck in Peckam's slums and can't get back to Nigeria... embarassed
...correction: ..we hav 24 hours electricity supply in peckam... Electricity is Nigeria is twice a month..with Mosskitos included! undecided
Literature › Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by MrCork: 6:56pm On May 28, 2013
...any light skin femamles, white womens or half cast babes hear? angry
Nairaland General › Re: Nairalander's - Nigerian Tag :) by MrCork: 6:51pm On May 28, 2013
...Phew!!.. juss found the keys to my 2010 Range Rover sports under my custom built £6,000 eletric water bed. embarassed
Nairaland General › Re: Nairalander's - Nigerian Tag :) by MrCork: 6:43pm On May 28, 2013
Ishilove: Victoria Garden City, Lagos Island. cheesy

Google is ya fwend grin
...really??...yor face is full of mooskito bites & u claim u live in Victora island?.... how is that possible?.. Village girl! undecided
Nairaland General › Re: Nairalander's - Nigerian Tag :) by MrCork: 5:40pm On May 28, 2013
...Sweeeery forget all this yung kids like SPIKE C attemptin to taost u...they stuck in Nigerian and they cant get visa...anyways, we need to link up so i can show u how a queen like u shuld be treated.. U been to nando? wink
Nairaland General › Re: Nairalander's - Nigerian Tag :) by MrCork: 5:31pm On May 28, 2013
..sweery adaobi.. hav u been to Coko bar near elepant and castul?
Nairaland General › Re: Nairalander's - Nigerian Tag :) by MrCork: 5:13pm On May 28, 2013
spikes C: Stop smiling at that boy sad
angry
Nairaland General › Re: Nairalander's - Nigerian Tag :) by MrCork: 4:58pm On May 28, 2013
spikes C: Naaah, am trying to lure you to bed cool
...Spike C <<<<<< Peter file angry
Nairaland General › Re: Nairalander's - Nigerian Tag :) by MrCork: 4:51pm On May 28, 2013
spikes C: Adaobi sweery, i have 2 tickets to go see barney...u wanna come cool
...huh?...u people know of Barney in Nigeria??..Nigeria has relly advance! undecided
Romance › Re: Is Age Really A Number?? ...we are Confused....please Advise! by MrCork(op): 3:16pm On May 28, 2013
..STORY!!!...YES or NO?? ...would u hit it or not? undecided
Romance › Re: From Very Black To White And Defends His Bleaching by MrCork: 1:44am On May 28, 2013
..he waz probably tryin to escape from Nigerian women angry
Nairaland General › Re: Nairalander's - Nigerian Tag :) by MrCork: 1:20am On May 28, 2013
....Alyricist★Laura..who in the bloooomin name of Mr Cork are u?... angry
Romance › Re: I Am Convinced....yoruba Men Are the Sexiest Men In The World! by MrCork: 12:34am On May 28, 2013
....I am the sexxxxesst Guy on nairaland! (true Story) angry
Nairaland General › Re: Nairalander's - Nigerian Tag :) by MrCork:
adaobi123: Warreva undecided
....ok I dont wanna press...how about french kiss? cheesy
Nairaland General › Re: Nairalander's - Nigerian Tag :) by MrCork: 12:27am On May 28, 2013
toshmann: Which one be VGC?
...Bro, that village girl is lyin....joh!! angry
Nairaland General › Re: Nairalander's - Nigerian Tag :) by MrCork: 12:26am On May 28, 2013
adaobi123: Press me ? undecided

Can you azonto ? tongue
..huh??..wot in the name of Mr Cork is Asaronto?....anyways,sweery i juss weanna press a little..i swaaar ama gentleman & i be gentle wink
Romance › Re: Is Age Really A Number?? ...we are Confused....please Advise! by MrCork(op): 12:16am On May 28, 2013
..the topic clearly says:...Please advise... not Please cuss!! undecided
Nairaland General › Re: Nairalander's - Nigerian Tag :) by MrCork: 12:04am On May 28, 2013
adaobi123: Na only disco you know ? undecided
...sweeery it will be a great disco & u will enjoy it.... i juss want to *press* u a little (ama great dancer) smiley
Nairaland General › Re: Nairalander's - Nigerian Tag :) by MrCork: 12:01am On May 28, 2013
Ishilove: I am located at VGC, Lagos Island cool
VDC?? ...wha tha fok is that?? ...sweery are u one of thoise Lagos girls that fly around at night with brooom stick?...angry
Romance › Re: Ladies Am I The Only Obsessed With Dark Skinned Men? by MrCork: 8:31pm On May 27, 2013
...what in the name is Mr Cork is this thread about? angry
Romance › Re: Have You Ever Left A Relationship Without Saying Why? by MrCork: 8:29pm On May 27, 2013
pweeryambre: My dear, u are off the hook! Having flings with loose married women who even expect u to disappear quickly is not a relationship. We know d kind of relationship OP is talkin abt here.
Meanwhile in my own opinion, wen a person leaves a relationship without reason, its either he/she is too confused abt wat he wants at moment or one of them is simply keeping secrets. Besides its best to sit down and talk abt things cos in the process of talking, problems mite actually get solved and the relationship continues.
...Bro, married womens are more sweeter to nyansh and i enjoy them better. i slept with another one only 2 days ago..U shuld try it! wink
Romance › Re: Is Age Really A Number?? ...we are Confused....please Advise! by MrCork(op): 7:10pm On May 27, 2013
..its a simple yes or no: would u nak it? YES OR NO? undecided
Romance › Re: Is Age Really A Number?? ...we are Confused....please Advise! by MrCork(op): 7:01pm On May 27, 2013
eze moses: yep i think age does count. a 63year old is like a grandma dude. even if the legs are still fine but its scary
..bro, she is a widow and she wants me to come shoppin with her...i want to hit it but am confused. 4real..she is rich & her husband waz italian embarassed
Nairaland General › Re: Nairalander's - Nigerian Tag :) by MrCork:
..Sweery Adaobi...sweeery can i take u to disco next week in return for Nukkky?? wink

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